I am very excited to be here. First I would like to thank Tongue Twied. If it wasn't for her I wouldn't be here. I would also like to thank Lisa for listening to Tongue Twied's idea and asking me join the ranks. And also a thank you to Dangrdafne, mmMoxie, and StarlitViolets for welcoming me to the group. Just like Lisa, I feel so loved!
Tonight's DML is going to be very different from the format you are used to. All the same rules apply, and at first you aren't going to notice a difference. But you will when I post the results.
I had a helper help me prepare this evenings events. Say hi to Edward.
He was a very good sport. He knows how you ladies like to play this game so he knows he is going to end up very embarrassed. But he did it anyway. Isn't he swell when he isn't pissing me off?
Anyway, I've spoken enough. Let's get this show on the road! Here is your first Lib.
1. Verb ending in ing
11. Verb ending in ing
15. Part of the body
1. Edward was caught blowing on the sweaty junk again. To make my point that I don’t want him to do that anymore, I stuck him in the toaster oven.
He was pretty scared. He thought it would be wet inside. He screamed “ Yikes!”, so I let him out.
6. One day Edward was feeling idiotic about his height. I tried to tell him that he shouldn’t be so concerned about that. He is cocky enough just the way he is. To make him feel better, I got out the measuring tape.
When I told him that he was just under 7 inches, he said “Fuck me in the face!". That is almost as big as a cockring. He felt much better.
3. One day Edward said I was too dirty to drive. So he took over the wheel. He is not a fan of other peoples driving, so when some one cut him off, he was pretty livid.
“Hey!! Learn to drive you fisting busty cunt! If you splode my human, I am going to rip your dick right off your cuntface!” I have never heard Edward use such colorful language before.
5. Character from Twilight - not Edward
6. Verb ending in ing
9. Part of the body
12. Plural noun
13. Plural noun
15. Silly name
17. Silly name
Edward despises pizza. He can’t stand how it sucks.
As he investigated it, he compared the cheese to a ass hat. Mostly because the cheese felt amazaballs. Although, he did say that if he was still human, he would totally gouge it
One day Edward was very angry with Carlisle. He was no longer going to put up with their jacking off or fuckhawt anal beads. So he decided to retaliate.
He said he was going to stick the pin in the Voodoo Doll’s hairy taint to teach him a lesson. I was skeptical that it would work. Edward said that if we heard Carlisle scream “Oh my fucking jesus on a pogo stick!", then we would know.
Edward and his new friend Newdward decided that they wanted to become Super Heroes. They want to specialize in saving confused butt plugs. They will be known as the Super Wieners.