Anyway, that is enough of my rambling. Tonight will be slightly different in the fact that there are not two Libs. Just one. But it is 40 words and when all is said and done, it will create a full Living with Edward type post. I hope you all have fun with it. I know you usually do!
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Edward has been wanting to get into the entertainment industry. To get his big break he has decided to star in a movie, write a book, and be featured in a popular magazine. He has been quite a busy vamp!!
First we are going to talk about his movie. Here is a poster advertising the coming attraction.
It’s called X-Men Origins: The Stabby Rise of the Sloppy Vampire. In the movie Edward plays the vampire, obviously, that accidentally gets submerged in sparkly semen that turns him into a frightening, more lusty, and more silky vampire. His costars are Tomstu and Kristen Stewart. They will play the cock holsters that gyrate Edward and help him cope with his changes.
There is a scene in the movie where Edward decided that he wanted to spoof Twilight with the actress who will play his love interest. Here is a screen cap.
“You better penetrate quickly and hold on tight, vibrant spider monkey.
Let’s talk about Edward’s book now. He wanted to write something to really get his name out there. Something that masses of people would buy. And he wanted to find the perfect spokes model for his literary masterpiece. I think he did well.
As you can see, it is called How To Be Sexy. In it Edward gives great sexy tips such as:
Wearing skinny jeans is always a good eye catcher. They should fit pervertedly around your hips and hug your ovary just the right way.
He also demonstrates how to get that sexy pout that is so popular right now. It is something that anyone can try and is always sure to work!
I know biting into a lemon is not very enjoyable because the consistency is stinky and they taste like orgasmic boobies, but such is the cost of beauty.
For Edward’s publicity, his agent was able to score him with being featured on the cover of one of today’s most popular Magazines with a full interview. Edward was stoked!!
This issue will contain topics like:
How to screw your man a new taint.
What he likes about your cockrings and how he hates when you lather them.
The secret to Julia Roberts hair and how to manhandle yours the same way.
Lose 50 pounds just by eating weiners and agile twinkies.
Flatten your stomach by scissor fighting a pocket Edward.
Edward was really excited about his interview. In it, he was asked about his pastimes, in which Edward demonstrated his appreciation of the weather.
Edward said how he loves to grind the rain and how it makes him feel all moist inside.
They also asked Edward how he feels about certain fashions. They specifically asked him which fashion he wishes would go away. Edward showed them.
Edward stated, “I hate Uggs! They look so rude that they remind me of dopey clitoral piercings. And they make womens’ legs look like devil dogs. I would rather spray a twat than wear those mini things. I just want to fart them all up and then escape them until they are destroyed.”
The interviewer stared at Edward blinking rapidly not knowing how to respond to that statement.
So, do you think Edward can cut it as a celebrity?