I'm having a very Twilight Halloween this year. I got these three cards sent to me this week. This doesn't even include the musical one I bought for myself and is on my desk at work.
The one on the left is from my sister-in-law and nieces.
The one on the right is from my aunt.
The one in the middle is from my bloggy,
and now real life, bestie Twilove1_Sue.
She knew I was looking for the Be Safe window decal in Forks while we were shopping. I love her. The inside note reads:
"Happy Halloween Lisa! I bought the scariest card I could find.
If Edward morphing into Jacob doesn't terrify you, then nothing will.
Thank you for being my twi-soul sister. I'm so lucky to have met you!
Be safe :)
Love Sue XOXO"
She's right. This is fucking terrifying.
I don't know about the rest of you, but I need a drink.
Grab 'em if you got 'em or go get a refill. I'll wait.
As @robzsinger1 tweeted, it's on like donkey kong.
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Punky Brewster and Tom Sturridge come out tonight! It’s Halloween and we are ready to wiggle. So watch your shackles when fist fucking or treating. We want your wrenches! Punky likes garlic bulbs and Tom likes sexual favors. While blowing on doors for all your vaginas, watch the house down in Forks. It’s scary with slippery webs and broken black dildos. Christ on a cracker! It’s where Mr. Rogers and Vanilla Ice live. Groan all the way home and hide those taints!
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Boy was I humped this Halloween! I went to Edward’s sparkly rectum through the penis to find a burp. What I got was a gnarly surprise in my bag of pubic hairs. I reached in my smegma to see what it was. I felt it, and it was all floppy and bare. Lisa’s vagina! Is it an infected follicide or a twat? I had no clue. To my surprise, when I fucked it out, it didn’t move or scissor fight me. It was a painful spider, the stuffed kind! Hopefully there will be no more taints (AMEN!) and just illicit substances!