Directions

*Pour yourself a glass or four.

*Type ONE ANSWER per comment.

*Write the number, type of word, and your word (i.e. #1 Noun: labia).

*Make it DIRTY.

*Make it CRUDE.

*Make it Twilight-related. (semi-optional)

*Make one of the words “taint." It's a must. The word "taint" is funny ALL THE TIME.

*Oh yeah, I know we'll be a tad bit tipsy, but try to read the other comments,
so we know what number we're on and don't have any repeats.

-Mox

Friday, October 22, 2010

Halloween Fun With Edward

Instead of two DMLs we are going to have one big one again. This is becoming a trend for me. I don't see it changing any time soon. It seems to be just how I roll. There are 39 words to fill in, so get crackin' ladies or Fifty won't give you a crackin' tonight!

Ps. Twired Jen has number 1 already with Nachos. So start with number 2. LOL, number 2. I'm such a child.

1. Plural Noun
2. Plural Noun
3. Adjective
4. Adjective
5. Adjective
6. Adjective
7. Plural Noun
8. Noun
9. Adjective
10 Plural Noun
11. Noun
12. Strange Place
13. Part Of The Body
14. Verb
15. Verb Ending in “Ed”
16. Adjective
17. Verb
18. Verb
19. Adjective
20. Plural Noun
21. Verb Ending in “Ing”
22. Plural Noun
23. Strange Place
24. Adjective
25. Noun
26. Verb
27. Noun
28. Adjective
29. Noun
30. Plural Noun
31. Verb Ending in “Ing”
32. Adjective
33. Verb
34. Adjective
35. Plural Noun
36. Adverb
37. Verb
38. Plural Noun
39. Adjective




With today’s economy putting a bit of strain on some people’s nachos, Edward thought that he would like to showcase some Halloween costume ideas that would be easy on the conquests. He decided to use a common house hold object that is very cheap and very tardy. Tin Foil. Edward will show you 6 different ways that Tin Foil can be used to make a good costume.




Here Edward made a simple cape and hood to look like a Cloak of swanky Invisibility. This cloak has been seen in popular role playing games such as Dungeons and Dragons, and Erotic World of the Sexually Deviant Titties.

Up next we have a Celebrity costume.



Here Edward displays how a cape with a popped collar can make you look like the King of Light Up Dildos, Elvis. You may recall some of his most popular songs Ain’t Nothin’ But an Enchanting Dog, Blue Suede Dead Strippers, and Fools Fall In Graves.


Edward’s next foil creation is a famous character from a classic film.



The Tin Man from the Wizard Of The Middle of a Butternut Squash. You may know the Tin Man as the character that asked the great Oz for a new knee cap so that he could finally suckle and be mercilessly plowed.

Edward then decided to recreate a more traditional costume.




As you can see Edward is a very puffy pink witch. All he had to do was glide the foil for the cape and then deep throat another piece to create the hat. Edward is quite handy that way. You should also know that Edward is very apt at making confused schweaty ballz and humping tribbles. Just thought you would like to know that.

The last two costume designs are very simple and require very little preparation and materials. Perfect for the lazy broke person.




This is a very generic idea. The simple across the chest sash can be made to say or imply any number of costumes. For example, you could write across it:

Mr. Bella's Vagina
Miss Gangrenous Paycheck

Swallow Champion

#1 Flogger

Future Red Nipple

King of the Highballs

Those are just a few examples. The best part about this costume is that it let’s you get as creative as you want.

And for our last costume choice:



This simple head band will have everyone thinking that you are the Karate Kid. You can be the life of the party as you are karate pillow biting the night away with your closest stiff friends.

That is all for the costumes. I hope Edward was able to inspire you a bit for this year’s Halloween. As we say good bye tonight Edward wants you to know that he hides each and every one of you and hopes you have a perky Halloween filled with frickin laser beams and orgasmically dominant tad poles. His words, not mine. He also says to Be Glistening. Oops, I mean Be Safe.

176 comments:

Living with Edward said...

Welcome!

StarlitViolets said...

2. Pl. Noun - conquests

TigerlilyRose said...

#2 Plural Noun turds

cheers to your #2...LOL

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

3) tardy

TigerlilyRose said...

SLV....I'M UNDERRRRRRRRRRRRR you ...LOL

TigerlilyRose said...

#4 adj swanky

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

5) erotic

StarlitViolets said...

Ooo baby!!! Bring it! Actually - you were in an SV and Mrs. P sandwich!

TheRugbymom said...

#3 adjective

jiggling

TigerlilyRose said...

ooo I am under SLV and Mrs P...Jackpot!

Nice to see you girls!

TheRugbymom said...

OK I'm too slow!

StarlitViolets said...

6. sexually deviant

TigerlilyRose said...

I love muscato....I need a bumper sticker!

TigerlilyRose said...

#7 titties

StarlitViolets said...

LMAO!!! TLR - I'm SO glad we can BOTH play and get f'd up on the same night! Squee!

Living with Edward said...

You guys are coming up with some good ones tonight! Looks like none of you want to miss out on that crackin'.

StarlitViolets said...

8. Light-up dildo

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

9) enchanting

TigerlilyRose said...

#10 cunt lips

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Lacey...your new twitter avi looks familiar...LOL!

StarlitViolets said...

10. Dead strippers

TigerlilyRose said...

LOL...I really LOVE her!
Mrs P...thank you!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

11) grave

TigerlilyRose said...

I like dead strippers better than mine, LWE...I retract my #10

StarlitViolets said...

12. the middle of a butternut squash

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

13) knee cap

TigerlilyRose said...

Are you sure the bong resin isn't playing tonight, SLV,...LMAO

Living with Edward said...

@TLR: I'm so glad you said that. I loved dead strippers too! LOL

TigerlilyRose said...

#14 suckling

StarlitViolets said...

@TLR - LMAO!!! I AM kinda on a role tonight though. ;) I think I'm happy to actually be here and I've been loaded up with good ones. It's like baby batter build up! LOL!

TigerlilyRose said...

baby batter build up....LMAO!

TigerlilyRose said...

baby batter build up....LMAO!

StarlitViolets said...

You liked it so nice you said it twice! LMAO!

StarlitViolets said...

15. Mercilessly plowed

TigerlilyRose said...

that's part of a sentence...the rest is Mercilessly plowed.....was StarlitViolets

Living with Edward said...

Where is Lisa? I thought she would be here? And inotu?

17foreverlisa said...

Helly, h000rs!

#17 Verb - gliding (with Fifty)

TigerlilyRose said...

#16 adj puffy pink

TigerlilyRose said...

#16 adj puffy pink

TheRugbymom said...

17 scratch

17foreverlisa said...

I have been waiting for DML to start for like two hours and then my husband FINALLY comes home for supper. He was out on the river setting out his duck decoys for tomorrow. Sorry!

TigerlilyRose said...

WTF...is my blogger doing...LOL it keeps dbl posting!

TigerlilyRose said...

HI Lisa!!! *WAVES*

17foreverlisa said...

Hi, Lace! *waves back*

Living with Edward said...

@Lisa: yeah right, you were just waiting for 17!

@theRugbymom: Hi!!

17foreverlisa said...

How's Edward tonight, LwE?

StarlitViolets said...

18. deep throat

Demanda said...

18. Hump

17foreverlisa said...

I may be guilty of that. When I finally logged in, you girls were at #14. I tried to wait for #16 to post, but I got nervous I'd miss it. LOL!

Lindsay Rae said...

Ok, this is my first time... ::smiles coyly:: So Imma just sit back and watch if that's okay. I'm super fucking excited to see how this rolls, though!!

StarlitViolets said...

LISAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We're both here! :) YAY! And I love that you entered with #17, especially since we only have ONE #17. ;)

Living with Edward said...

@Lisa: He is really good. He is bummed that Masen is probably going to get to go on a trip to Africa in a couple months and I won't let him go. I can't bear to part with Edward for a month. I have a hard time parting with Masen. Perhaps I'll send Cullen.

Demanda said...

** I guess mine can go for #21. Hump-ing

StarlitViolets said...

@Lindsay Rae - It's cool! Just try to stay in order and throw one out every so often. WELCOME!!!

TheRugbymom said...

OK I'm clueless. *newbie*

How does this work? Do we have to do these in order?

Living with Edward said...

Hi Demanda and Lindsay Rae! Just shout em out when you know em.

17foreverlisa said...

LwE, I see now that there are verbs ending in "ing," so if you need to change #17 to glide instead of gliding, feel free.

StarlitViolets said...

Wait - we need a #19.

17foreverlisa said...

Awwwww. I'm sure the boys will hate being separated. Who is Masen going to Africa with??!

Margaret, your Twibite After Dark post/idea is brilliant, as always.

Demanda said...

@Living with Edward - Hii!! I'm new too ;)

Living with Edward said...

@TheRugbymom: It can take a bit to get used to. I was a wreck at firs. Yes, stay in order or else it's impossible to keep up with. We take the first word offered for each number. If you don't make it first just go for another.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Thank you Lisa, thank you. I am bracing myself for a new breed of twitter followers...lol!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

19) confused

TheRugbymom said...

19 turgid

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17foreverlisa said...

Oh, I think there will be some breeding going on based on the preview ;)

Welcome newbies!!!

StarlitViolets said...

20. schweaty ballz

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

21) breeding

Living with Edward said...

@Lisa: my brother's wife is from Senegal and she hasn't seen her family in 14 years. They will be going there in a few months and she really wants to take an Edward and take his picture everywhere. She is even going to make him his own little Afican clothes and hats.

Lindsay Rae said...

#22 Tribbles

17foreverlisa said...

@TheRugbyMom - The first time I ever played when it was hosted over at Twilight SagaPalooza, I gave an answer for every single number in one comment post. LOL!

Speaking of which, where the hell is Mox tonight?

Living with Edward said...

Welcome to all the newbs! So glad you came. Hope you have fun!

StarlitViolets said...

@Lindsay Rae - Niiiice! "Tribbles" are cool!

Lindsay Rae said...

PS this is hilarious. How have I been missing out on this for so long?!

TheRugbymom said...

@ LwE that's so cool! send Cullen - sometimes Masen has a nasty mouth!

Living with Edward said...

@Lindsay Rae: Awesome!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

23) Bella's vagina

17foreverlisa said...

@LwE - Fourteen years? Wow! Very cool opportunity for Masen, though ;)

TigerlilyRose said...

LwE...That is the coolest thing @ your SIL and Masen!!!

Living with Edward said...

@TheRugbymom: LOL that is true. he might offend the locals.

StarlitViolets said...

LMFAO!!! LOVE it, Mrs. P! I'm so glad your wit is gracing our presence this evening!

TigerlilyRose said...

LMAO...Does Bella's vagina have a feeling in it too....

Living with Edward said...

@Mrs. P: Holy hell!!!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

@SV---I never leave home without it.

TheRugbymom said...

this is hard! TWSS!

I'mma just go get my Stoli bottle out of the freezer . . .

StarlitViolets said...

24. gangrenous

Lindsay Rae said...

#25 PAYCHECK

17foreverlisa said...

PS: I'm having a hard time concentrating while the baseball game is on, you know ;)

Living with Edward said...

@TLR, Lisa, TheRugbymom: I'm scared to let one of them go. I don't know what I would do if someone got lost in Africa. I would cry like a little bitch.

Lindsay Rae said...

@Lisa I KNOW. GO RANGERS...Er....GO ANYONE BUT THE YANKEES!!

Living with Edward said...

@SV: are you using a dictionary now?

TheRugbymom said...

@ TigerlilyRose - nope.
but it's super tight.
and wet.

all. the. time.

17foreverlisa said...

@LwE - I know, bb.

@Lindsay Rae - Woot woot! (Sorry, Margaret!)

StarlitViolets said...

LOL! Fuck off! LMAO!!!

No! Mrs. P said Bella's vagina and I immediately thought "gangrenous" - is that wrong?!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

So NOT wrong, SV.

17foreverlisa said...

#26 Verb swallow

Twi-Lin said...

Hey Gals...I'm just getting here!

17foreverlisa said...

Hi, Twi-Lin! Welcome. Not too late to jump in to the chaos that is DML :)

Living with Edward said...

@SV: LOLOLOLOL

StarlitViolets said...

We need #27 Noun.

Living with Edward said...

Hey Twi-Lin! Glad you coul make it!

Twi-Lin said...

Ok... 27)Flogger

17foreverlisa said...

Uh-oh, LwE. SV is cracking her flogger again.

StarlitViolets said...

VERY nice Twi-Lin!!! Way to jump in!

StarlitViolets said...

@Lisa - LMAO!!! YES! I get to be the dom! LOL!

Lindsay Rae said...

#28 Red.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

29) Nipple

StarlitViolets said...

29. TAINT!

Twi-Lin said...

I have a flogger obession ever since I read Chapter 50 of MoTU! LOL!

17foreverlisa said...

LOLOL!!! I had no idea you were typing that for a noun, Twi-Lin.

#28 Adjective stiff

TheRugbymom said...

30 highballs [glasses you twits!]

StarlitViolets said...

We're on #30 Plural Noun. :)

StarlitViolets said...

Uhhhh - I mean #31.

17foreverlisa said...

Oops! Should have hit refresh sooner. Watching game. LOL!!

@Twi-Lin - What is this MotU you speak of? I've never heard of it.

StarlitViolets said...

31. Pillow Biting

17foreverlisa said...

#31 - submitting

17foreverlisa said...

SV!

#32 Adjective stiff

TheRugbymom said...

33 hide

Lindsay Rae said...

#33 fellate (the act of fellatio)

StarlitViolets said...

LMFAO!!! Sorry Lisa! I didn't meant to but I'm so amused that I did!!! MWAH!!! xoxoxo

Time for a refill!

Living with Edward said...

You guys are just doing wonderful tonight! You all rock!

17foreverlisa said...

I may need to cut you off, SV ;)

@Twi-Lin - I hope you know I was kidding about MotU. I have just a teeny, tiny obsession with the story and Fifty.

17foreverlisa said...

@LwE - How's Edward holding up?

Twi-Lin said...

I'm still trying to get use to the refresh!

@17foreverlisa I know for a fact that you have a little thing for Fifty! :)

17foreverlisa said...

@Lindsay Rae - Thanks for adding the definition. LMFAO!

Lindsay Rae said...

@Twi-Lin just keep hitting F5!!!

Edward said...

@Lisa: I'm doing Ok. These things always make me nervous when I'm involved. It's just so embaressing.

Lindsay Rae said...

@Lisa that was The Bentist's contribution for the evening. "Hey Ben, I need a verb" Ben:"FELLATIO...Wait...That's not a verb. FELLATE!!"

StarlitViolets said...

I'm back and you bitches have gotten NOWHERE!!! LMFAO!!!

TheRugbymom said...

I've had this Mac Book for two years and I still don't know how to refresh the page! Tek-no-tard!

Twi-Lin said...

@Lindsay Rae Thanks that helps!

StarlitViolets said...

I'm being focus-nazi here! We need a #34 Adjective.

TheRugbymom said...

are we still looking for #34?

StarlitViolets said...

LMAO!!! I know who my soul-sista here is! TRM is a focus-nazi too!

17foreverlisa said...

@Twi-Lin - ;)

@Lindsay Rae - Ben did good.

@Edward - Hi, honey! I know you get nervous. You always rock these things and you don't have to worry about a blow down tonight.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Edward!!!! You can type!!

17foreverlisa said...

Whatever you do, newbies, make sure you check back for the final result with all of the answers put into the paragraph. Edward and his human won't disappoint!

Twi-Lin said...

34) Perky

Living with Edward said...

I must say, I have been filling these in and it's looking pretty funny.

StarlitViolets said...

35. frickin laser beams

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

35) opposable thumbs

StarlitViolets said...

@LwE - YAY! You are so efficient! :)

Lindsay Rae said...

#36 orgasmically.

17foreverlisa said...

Opposable thumbs? PMSL!!!!!

StarlitViolets said...

Mrs. P I think I peed a little!

Lindsay Rae said...

wait...that's an adverb, right? it ends in -ly ....

StarlitViolets said...

37. dominate

StarlitViolets said...

Yep - good one, LR!

Edward said...

@Lisa: Is that supposed to be some kind on innuendo? I hope I don't have to worry about one of those.

@Mrs. P: Yes I can! You're surpised? I can do many things.

Ps. Wait till you see where Bella's vagina ends up. Wait, not really hers, but in the Mad Lib. I never go anywhere near that gangrenous thing.

Twi-Lin said...

38) tadpoles

TheRugbymom said...

38 weenies

Lindsay Rae said...

@Twi-Lin BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

17foreverlisa said...

This is going to be a good one, girls :)

TheRugbymom said...

39 glistening

Living with Edward said...

@Lisa: Oh, you have no idea. I'm in hysterics filling it out.

Lindsay Rae said...

What are we drinkin ladies? I'm suckin down Rogue American Amber. We have to kill the keg we got for our engagement party...It's been 5 days. It's flat and warm. But it's 5.8% ABV so it's doing the job ;)

Living with Edward said...

Alright, ladies, you knocked it out of the park tonight! (a little baseball innuendo for Lisa)

Only a few minutes for me to finish it up.

Twi-Lin said...

@Lindsay Rae ~ Well I don't drink alcohol so my pervy mind is sober!

TheRugbymom said...

Well, somebody took my Stoli out of the freezer. And that right there is why we need to hurry up this divorce!

I'm back to drinking Jack and Ginger.

17foreverlisa said...

@LwE - I love you. That is all.

@Lindsay Rae - Did you get engaged??!

Lindsay Rae said...

@Lisa...yeah....in July. We're just lazy and we moved in to a new place, so renevations were needed, and no one offered to throw one for us, so we had to do it on our own.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Can't wait to read this one...lol!

17foreverlisa said...

@Lindsay Rae - Well, belated congrats and based on FORKS, I'm sure you threw one hell of a party ;)

Lindsay Rae said...

@Lisa thanks, bb :) and Forks WAS my party! Compared to the party we threw, my FORKS girls were WAY more fun ;)

Living with Edward said...

Ok, ladies, it's up!

Lindsay Rae said...

I think...I will be doing this every Friday. Fuckity fuck a carrot stick, HILARIOUS!!!!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my god...it's a Halloween Classic, like Peanuts.

Lindsay Rae said...

orgasmically dominant tadpoles!! FTW!!

StarlitViolets said...

ROTFLMFAO!!!!! Oh LWE - how you inspire us and make us laugh!!!

Fucking hilarious!

Living with Edward said...

You girls came up with the perfect words for this!! Great job tonight. I had so much fun!

Twi-Lin said...

Humping tribbles totally cracked me up! That was great fun for a Friday evening at home! I'm glad I joined in. :)

17foreverlisa said...

Oh, LwE, I tweeted you already but I seriously almost peed my pants while I was reading that. You are a genious. I lost my shit when I saw the Elvis one. How in the hell do you think this stuff up?!

@Lindsay Rae - It's addictive and doesn't take that long. Although, the rest of us have a hard time following up the Edward show. Thanks for playing.

Living with Edward said...

Thank you to all the newbs who joined up tonight!

Lindsay Rae said...

Heading out to the bar. Thanks for the amazing time, chickies!! I look forward to more fucking fun times!!



GOOOOO PHILLIES!!!

Living with Edward said...

@Lisa: I have know idea where this stuff comes from. It is one of the universes most secret mysteries.

mmMoxie said...

I never knew you had to deep throat to form the perfect witches hat. LOL Nice one girls...sorry I fell asleep early :(