Think twice next time before you mess with kiTT. Or mess with kiTT! Look what it gets you!
Anyway, on with the Lib!
3. Plural Noun
8. Verb ending in Ing
14. Insulting Term
15. Verb ending in Ing
21. Body Part
26. Insulting Term
27. Verb ending in Ing
29. Verb ending in Ing
32. Verb ending in Ed
Today Edward came home to find a throbbing and mopey EC. Edward thought that EC might be upset about slippery melons again, but decided to ask him instead of assume. We all know what assuming does. It makes a TomStu out of Jackson Rathbone and Richard Simmons.
“Hey EC. What’s wrong?”
“Oh, nothing really. Just bored today. I tried some lengthy porking for a while, but it got old real fast.”
“Oh, I know something we could do. Let’s look through LwE’s purse. There is always wacky things in there to play with.”
“Find anything blistered yet?”
Edward searched and searched until finally he found something to play with.
“Look at this!”
“Is that one of those putrid Fraggle Rocks that you use to fork your Castle Grayskull?”
“What?! No. It’s a bullet, you Dean's poop chute.”
“What is LwE doing with a bullet?”
“I have no idea. You know what it kinda looks like?”
“Yes, I see where you are going with this, but LwE can’t use it for that. Look how tiny it is.”
“You think maybe Bella would want it? It looks to be about her size.”
“No! She can’t use it for that! The tip is made out of pure lead. She could get very sick and die.”
At this statement the boys have an epiphany.
“Bella! We have something for you!”
They found Bella quickly but saw that she was pre-occupied. The girl may be a half whit most of the time, but she has damn good taste.
“Oh, geez, not again.”
“Always with that guy. Enough already. I can’t stand him.”
“I know. Everyone knows that Robert Pattinson is a licking hot pink Etch-a-sketch. I wish he would just sniff already.”
After Edward and EC are done with there Rob conjecture they decide to get Bella’s attention.
“Hold on. I’m not done. Just a few more moments.”
“Oh dear god. Who does that?”
“Bella, I have something for you here that may help the ….uh …. Frustration you are feeling.”
“Frustration? What are you talking about?”
“Here. You can use this.”
“This? What do you want me to do with this?”
“Well first you want to Jiggily cough it into you slut buscuit. Then once you are comfortable sip it around a bit like you would a chocolate starfish. Then continue to castrate with it until it makes you feel…. Uh…fully hairy.”
“What?! You want me to do that with a bullet?! Are you insane?!”
“How do you know what it is?”
Bella takes the bullet from Edward in an angry gesture.
“How do I know? My dad is a cop, you fanny fart. I have seen plenty of these in my life and I know enough that they are not for self stroking.”
“Now she decides to be intelligent?”
“I can’t believe you two. This has lead in it. Do you know what that would do to me? I would die. Are you trying to kill me?”
The boys had no answer and were completely taken aback by Bella’s confrontation. They didn’t know what to do.
“To teach you a lesson, you both are going to have to be punished for trying to kill me. I won’t be too harsh though, I’m pretty forgiving. So instead of tying you to Rosey Palm and her five sisters and twitching you slowy until you are prikly I’m just going to make you spend some quality time with Derek.”
“This sucks.”“Oh my god, he smells so bad.”
“Well it beats getting rocked with a butt plug.”