Hello all my lovely ladies. It has been a trying past couple of weeks for me so I'm super excited for the fun to ensue tonight. I'm tired and a bit brain fried so I haven't prepared anything very creative or witty to say tonight. So I guess we should just get right to it.
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3. Strange Occupation
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10. Crazy Emotion
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Most of you know that Edward works with me at a bank. He doesn’t think of it of work, however. He thinks of it more like sexy forking. Some days I agree with him. My close friend, and coworker, also has a mini Edward, that we call Eduardo, that would come to work with her also. He, however, has quit the bank to become a Glory Hole Attendant. He loves it! But recently, Eduardo has been coming to the bank again to spend more time with his human. And he has been reminded of why he can’t stand it there
First off, Edward makes fun of him like a taint fondles a sparkle peen.
Eduardo was only trying to educate himself on the company history, but Edward found that to be fuckhawt behavior so he shat this long sign.
This made Eduardo feel raging lust, so he slunk his own sign in retaliation.
Since Edward had insulted Eduardo, he was now left to entertain himself. I suggested that he try dancing mini Edwards, or maybe even thrusting an impure ballsack . He wasn’t appreciative of my suggestions so he decided that he would just be the keeper of the keys.
But the keys were too gorgeous for Edward.
I don’t know why that made him fall over.
Anyway, Eduardo was off doing his own things. Mostly getting frustrated.
“What a saucy calculator! I hate this thing and I hate banking! Someday, I am going to burst all the banks in the world and be the most hairy condom that anyone has ever seen!” He was getting a bit dramatic so we made him spend some quality alone time.
After a couple hours of this, the boredom sent poor Eduardo into a tantrum.
Edward then felt sorry for his friend, so he decided to cheer him up. Edward went to NYC a couple weeks ago and brought Eduardo home a very tight gift that he was sure Eduardo would dry hump. He chose now to give it to him.
Eduardo was so moved and leprosy scabbed that he couldn’t find words. He appreciated the gift so much. He was unsure what to do with it. He thought it was a sordid Trojan Tri-phora vibrator or perhaps a cupcake with a tweeting feature. Edward laughed at those ideas and told him it was a zipper pull or a keychain. Eduardo experimented with the zipper pull idea. He was pleased.
Eduardo was so happy for the rest of the day. He stood holding his gift so he could properly fang bang it all day long. He also fashioned a new sign to show his appreciation.
So next time you see some one who is having a rough day, a simple act of kindness can make them feel much more monstrous and make their day frazzled.