Dangrdafne here from Dangrdafne Days of Delirium! It is my turn to be your hostess for Drunk Mad Libs. We had two great weeks with StarlitViolets and 17foreverlisa hosting, so I hope I can keep up their great work. Also welcome back mmMoxie, we missed you!
Please note that DML will not be held next Friday July 2, 2010 due to so many people being away that weekend for the July 4th holiday in the states.
Ok back to the fun, the Mad Libs book I am using is in honor of Mrs. P of TwiBite. As soon as I saw the title, I knew I had to buy it.
So here we go with the “Team Peace” Mad Lib!
I figure the tie in to Twilight is along the lines of Team Edward, Team Jacob or Team Everyone (that’s me!). But it also ties in to real life with the World Cup going on!
You will notice that this Mad Lib makes up for last week’s not having any adjectives. LOL!!!
1. Noun
2. Plural noun
3. Adjective
4. Twilight character
5. Plural noun
6. Adjective
7. Plural noun
8. Adjective
9. Verb
10. Adjective
11. Plural noun
12. Noun
13. Adjective
14. Adjective
15. Adjective
16. Part of the Body
17. Noun
18. Adjective
Team Peace
It was the day of the most important Robsten on the schedule and the coach knew his team was a bundle of taints. He wisely invited the Gassy Guru Demetri to help his players find their inner numchucks. The Guru’s pep talk was simple and cunty: Block out the screaming ball sacks in the stadium. Focus on becoming one with the cunnilingtastic ball. The most important thing is to believe you can kick better today than you have in any other rock hard game this season. The opposing cheaters will try to shake your anus licker, but you must stay calm, cool, and ominous and always be positive. If one of your teammates makes a twatty play, given him a gut twistingly gassy pat of encouragement on the broken heart. Now put your Mrs. P faces on and go make us un-buzzed!
Did You Ever Have One of Those Days... at Forks High School?
1. Adjective
2. Noun
3. Adjective
4. Verb ending in “ING”
5. Number
6. Adjective
7. Noun
8. Noun
9. Letter of the Alphabet
10. Adjective
11. Adjective
12. Exclamation
13. Noun
Dear Diary: What a slutty day! I forgot my gym Golden Onion, so the pungent teacher made me do one hundred crapping jacks. I was late getting to homeroom and the teacher has me write 17 times, “I promise not to be fucked ever again.” As if that’s not enough, I was in the bathroom and dropped my report in the The Meadow! I can’t turn in a soaking wet box, so I’m probably going to get a P. Did I mention someone spilled a bowl of tawdry soup all over me at lunch? And worse than that, I bit into an apple and cracked a filling in my fucktarded molar. HARDER! I guess I just got up on the wrong side of the cat-o-nine this morning.
Bella
Remember there is no DML next Friday July 2, 2010!! Have a great holiday from all of us at DML!
Hey, if you are looking for some new blogs to follow I have a few that are looking to reach a certain number of followers by June 30th. There is me http://www.dangrdafne.blogspot.com/ I need just 1 more blog follower for 40. http://starlitviolets.blogspot.com/ needs just 2 more blog followers for 30. http://trixieandtess.blogspot.com/ needs just 25 more blog followers for 100. http://livingwithedward.blogspot.com/ would like 457 more blog followers for 500 LOL!!! Ok she could use 7 more for 50. These are all fun blogs and I hope you will consider following them. Thanks!
1. Adjective
2. Noun
3. Adjective
4. Verb ending in “ING”
5. Number
6. Adjective
7. Noun
8. Noun
9. Letter of the Alphabet
10. Adjective
11. Adjective
12. Exclamation
13. Noun
Dear Diary: What a slutty day! I forgot my gym Golden Onion, so the pungent teacher made me do one hundred crapping jacks. I was late getting to homeroom and the teacher has me write 17 times, “I promise not to be fucked ever again.” As if that’s not enough, I was in the bathroom and dropped my report in the The Meadow! I can’t turn in a soaking wet box, so I’m probably going to get a P. Did I mention someone spilled a bowl of tawdry soup all over me at lunch? And worse than that, I bit into an apple and cracked a filling in my fucktarded molar. HARDER! I guess I just got up on the wrong side of the cat-o-nine this morning.
Bella
Remember there is no DML next Friday July 2, 2010!! Have a great holiday from all of us at DML!
Hey, if you are looking for some new blogs to follow I have a few that are looking to reach a certain number of followers by June 30th. There is me http://www.dangrdafne.blogspot.com/ I need just 1 more blog follower for 40. http://starlitviolets.blogspot.com/ needs just 2 more blog followers for 30. http://trixieandtess.blogspot.com/ needs just 25 more blog followers for 100. http://livingwithedward.blogspot.com/ would like 457 more blog followers for 500 LOL!!! Ok she could use 7 more for 50. These are all fun blogs and I hope you will consider following them. Thanks!
222 comments:
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I quit
@Lisa - don't you mean Taintsten? LOL
@Mrs. P: LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!
2. taints
2. plural noun - taints
@ Mrs. P - did you see the title of the Mad Libs I got???? :)
haha mox - we are on the same brain wave here
@Moxie and Demon: Nice!
DD---It is the best Mad Libs ever!!!
Hello! Well, looky there, I was first. How's everyone tonight?
#4: Demetri "Save some for me"
4. Ugly waitress with horrible bangs.
woop woop i made it.. i am cooking too however so i am running back and forth very quickly
Hi Lisa :)
5) Numchucks
Hey Lisa!!
Hey, Mox!! How was the vacay?
Welcome back Demonpurr13!
@DEmonpurr13 - I hope your cooking turns out better than my baking today. Those were the grossest cookies ever but the dough was edible.
ello ello......sooooo where are we???
Hi Lisa. Glad vaca is over. I can only spend so much time in BFE with my mother before feeling homicidal.
hi PC i think we're on #6
#6
@ mmMoxie - i sure hope it tastes good! erik will let me know in a few mins.. haha.. i had no idea cookies could go wrong lol
Hey hos, I can't sleep, mind if I join in?
5. Bollocks
7. ball sacks
@Mox - LOL!! Did the kids like the Grand Canyon, though? Had they been there before?
we need #6
We need #6 :) Welcome everyone!!
#6 cunty
8. Mini
@Lisa - um. the Grand Canyon wasn't so Grand. The weather did not cooperate. Managed to get a couple of shots of Mrs. P's avi though.
#7 porn shops
#8) adj - cunnilingtastic :)
8) FAKE
8. succulent
Oops! Didn't see that we had skipped #6. Thought we were on #6.
#8 slutty
wow. @PC that's a good one that I may need to work into every day conversation
OMG...this all sorts of crazy
#9 kicking
thanks lol...I figured english majors are allowed to make up words right..
number 8 is popular tonight.
Trying to stay with the World Cup theme ;)
@Mox - Sorry to hear that.
@PC - That was a good answer!
Jizz Slingin #9
Can I skip ahead and do #17?
@Lisa...and how does the world cup apply to your #1? LOL!
#10 rock hard
#9) verb... score
She's got the best trophy EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@lisa - true dat! That little bitch doesn't know how lucky she is. SHe probably yells at him a lot
My husband just came in the room ranting about the most frustrating thing ever and throws a solved rubix cube on the bed. LOL
#11: cheaters. Totally world cup related. French bastards...
My husband just came in the room ranting about the most frustrating thing ever and throws a solved rubix cube on the bed. LOL
Lisa...I'm starting to sweat
@ Lisa - I don't know where SV is. I feel so unloved :(
11) plural noun..... queefs
#11 long and thick cocks.
12. anus licker
@DD - no shit. where is SV?
@ Lisa - or maybe she trusts me to be able to host this on my own LMAO!!!!!
It already didn't publish when I scheduled it to :( I had to go in and post it.
@Demonpurr13 - you are sick
12) dildo
@LWE How many years has he been working on it?
#13 ominous
@ mmMoxie01 - it is SV's birthday this week so maybe they are doing something.
@VWL: Too many. He spent the past 2 evening googling how to solve it!
gelatinous smegma
13) adj - twatty
@LwE - why didn't he just take it apart and snap the pieces back in the right order like I used to?
14) abused
14. Mushy
haha..I remember my parents bought me a book when I was a kid-think I still have it. We usually just resorted to removing the stickers & putting them back on LOL..lazy fuckers
@Moxie: He just couldn't live with himself. He's too much of a goody two shoes.
@DD - You got that right! She knows you don't need any help running this thing.
#14 lemony
#15 gut twistingly gassy
15) adj cum-stipated heheheeee
16) Broken heart
@VWL: I remember just moving the stickers around too. My brother's thought of it before and tricked me into believing they solved it and I was impressed. LOL
all of my depressing contributions are Lisa's fault
#17 - Mrs. P
awwwww Mrs P. You are a lovely buzz kill tonight aren't you?
17. Rubix Cube
@Mox - She probably doesn't have a buzz tonight, which is the problem.
Oops I'm too late, that's what happens when I get to looking at Robsten after party pics. Damn.
Step away from #17 LwE! That's mine. LOL!
MOX...LMAO!
@Lisa @Mrs. P why the fuck not?
Hi Jen :)
@ Mrs. P - I am sorry you are sad.
@ Lisa - your noun choice is PERFECT in many ways!!
Oh jeebus, Jen
@Jen - That's okay. Keep sending them to me. I LOVE THEM! Did you see my #1 answer?
@Lisa: Oops sorry, wasn't thinking. I'm not buzzed either.
Last one #18 Adjective
Then do we want another??
Nothing cures depression like massive amounts of alcohol. Drink up Mrs. P
18. Un-buzzed
18) adj- whipped (ala 50 shades style)
I'm actually laughing my ass off here...no worries.
I thought everyone would be celebrating since I'm back and all. Sheesh.
Hey I welcomed you back in my post mmMoxie!!!!
@Mrs P - careful laughing your ass off makes it very hard to sit :)
I saw. Thank you DD. I expect everyone to be drunk though.
@PC---LOLOL! True...and I do love to sit...
@Porphyrais_Curse - You win with the best answer of the night. I'm just a LITTLE partial to Fifty. I've mentioned him a few times to my bloggy besties.
No Drunk mad libs tonite....merely slightly intoxicated bordering on still sober mad libs...
Lisa....look at you, tweeting like crazy.
hehe :) awesome sauce. He's my fav too...
Team Peace Mad Lib is up. Do we want #2???
total random...my 3 year old is distressed the mosquitoes outside may drink her blood and they don't look like edward
UM...DD...you might want to fix something...LOL!
I mucked it up. You can only see the mad lib words LMAO!!!!!!
I am still slightly sober but the next drink will definitely push me over the edge of tipsy. #3 will surely induce extreme drunkenness and I'll end up FB chatting with a dude I've never met from hawaii until 6 am.
OH shit...I see my name next to all those depressing words...LOL!
@PC haha...at least she has good taste at an early age!!
It looks like a beautiful smutty mash up of random smexiness
I need to put my Mrs. P face on
OK DD---almost there. Only one sentence missing.
YES! It's up!
LMAO..... man I hate those twatty plays...
ARG - it is ready *hangs head*
Mrs. P faces. LOL All I can see is a crowd of people where her avi like masks. LOL
Hmm, I need to find my inner numchucks...
LMAO! "Put your Mrs. P faces on" LOLOL!
@Mrs. P - Emphasis on crazy, right?
@Mox - Holy hell! My brain processed that as "I need to put Mrs. P on my face," and I thought, "Mox must have meant Mrs. P's avi." LMFAO!!!!!
Oh look at how lovely you all are now with your Mrs. P faces on. Wait...who drew a cock on one of them? LOL!
@Lisa - LOL!
*whistles and looks around the room innocently*
:sigh: my kids want me to go catch lightning bugs with them.....guess I have to go...for a min or 5
see ya later PC!
@PC - make sure once you catch them you throw them on the sidewalk and smear them with your shoe. Thats what we did when we were kids.
Well #2 is up if you want to torture yourselves!! LOL
#1 Slutty
don't you dare, Lisa..
#2 Golden Onion
#2 knob
3) pungent
#3 bug eyed
#4 whoring
4) peeling
#4 crapping
5) 17!
#5 17
#6 fucked
? Fucked is not an adjective lol
Fuck you, slow broadband.
#9 P!
fucked up?
#7 The Meadow
IIIIIiiiiiiiimmmm baaacckkkkk...9)verb- anally fisted
@VWL...yes, as in "My hair is all fucked tonight"
@ VampiresWeLove - that may be true for #6 but it works pretty well in the lib. I am going to accept it. And it's Mox!!
@VWL: sure it is. For example, my car's transmission is completely fucked.
The word "Fuck" can be anything it wants to be. Just like me. I wanted to be a belly dancer when I was little and look at me now.?...
#8 noun
@VampiresWeLove - I love you!!
@VampiresWeLove - I love you!!
Awesome mox.. I belly dance ;)
8) BOX
#10 fucking
Oops, #8 bearded clam
@mmMoxie -bellydancing is soooo much fun! i love it!
ARE WE ON 10 NOW? WHY AM I IN CAPS?
Banshee had #9 - so we are at #10 adjective
lol @ mrs p. you must be feeling intense!
@PC - thats awesome! I wouldn't show my naked belly to a blind man in the dark. I thought a belly dancer was Jeanie on I dream of Jeanie when I was little. I guess what I really wanted was to have magical powers and no belly button when I grew up.
10 adj tawdry
Belly dancing is great fun, and a great work out.
@MRSP: ARE YOU ANGRY?
Oooh...LWE! Are we a belly dancer?
@mox - luckily my teacher was not a small woman or I would have been too terrified to let the blub blub go!
#11 fucktarded
#12 - Harder!
@Banshee and PC---sorry for the accidental shouting. lol!
I think Mox is stuck on a word now ;)
@Mox..right there with ya sister..just the word belly makes me cringe!
#13 fuck
LMAO. torturing LWE is fun
lol, s'ok - we all go caps from time to time :)
@Mrs. P: I dabbled in it for a bit a couple of years ago. I would like to take a class. The dance studio that I take my Hip Hop classes at offers it. I may try it again. It is really cool to find out how your body can actually move. It's crazy.
I mean torturing VWL is awesome. or whoever the fuck was irritated by the use of fuck as anything other than a verb.
@PC---"we all go caps from time to time"...love it!
Last one #13 noun
time for drink #2. Tipsy here I come.
:)
#12 Cocksucker!!
@DD - #13 is fuck
@Moxie: how are we torturing me?? I don't feel tortured. Should I?
12# Well fuck me sideways!
@LWE - hmmm. maybe i'm confused and I'm actually on drink #2 and need a refill.
No, LWE...she got her initials "fucked", she meant VWL.
Oops, late again. Fuck you Eircom!
i am being forced off the computer by a very large wookie.. have a good night everyone!! xoxo
@Moxie: Oh, I see. yeah, wasn't me. I remember this happening last week. LOL
haha..I was gonna say Fuck for #12 too but thought it might still be a sensitive subject..and just too soon ;-) Sorry-I'm a nerd lol
my mad lib, my rules - I need a "better" #13 noun - please *bats eyelashes*
...thinking..if dml is this fun via the interweb.....Forks is going to be epic...
13) noun: cat o nine
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