Pixie Dust and Cheerleading

So - it's no secret that I have a bit of enthusiasm and tend to enjoy DML way too much. I have even been accused of being a cheerleader...


Maybe THIS kind of cheerleader.

As well as possessing the ability to sprinkle pixie dust.



So where does all this leave us? Well - it lead you HERE! For one more week of DML debauchery. So - let's do this!

As with my first time hosting, I'll be giving a hint for each of the two. Let the madness begin!

Mad Lib #1

Hint: The vampires come out at night!

1. Plural Noun

2. Verb ending in "ing"

3. Noun

4. Noun

5. Plural Noun

6. Part of Body

7. Noun

8. Verb ending in "ing"

9. Part of the Body (Plural)

10. Verb ending in "ing"

11. Noun

12. Noun

13. Part of the Body

14. Adverb
15. Part of the Body (Plural)

Afraid of the Dark

I was home alone and scared out of my boobs. I could hear the wind humping, and off in the distance a taint was howling. I crossed the room, locked the jizz, and climbed into bed pulling the butt plugs over my ballsack. Then it happened. I could hear a disco pole sucking up the stairs. My clits started to chatter and my knees began cockblocking. The flogger was thrust open and there was a huge Uma Thurman's nostril with hair all over its swollen nipples. It was my father. "Hi, we're home," he said greedily. "Hope you weren't afraid of staying home alone." "No," I said, lying through my Robert Pattinson's balls.

Mad Lib #2

Hint: What Edward may sing to Ren- ugh! I can't even type it!!!

1. Adjective

2. Part of the Body (Plural)

3. Part of the Body (Plural)

4. Adjective

5. Noun

6. Verb

7. Type of Liquid

8. Noun

9. Verb Ending in "ing"

10. Noun

11. Adjective

12. Adjective

13. Plural Noun

14. Plural Noun

15. Noun

16. Verb (Past Tense)

17. Part of the Body (Plural)

18. Adjective

19. Verb

20. Noun

21. Adjective

Nursery Rhymes

When some creepy school students were asked what nursery rhymes popped into their crooked cocks or were on the tip of their elbows, these were their enormous answers:

Jack and Jill went up the vagina to fart a pail of semen. Jack fell down and broke his pocket pussy and Jill came skull-fucking after.

Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your beefy meat grow? With slippery bells and succulent shells and throbbing veins all in a row.

Three blind dripping taints, see how they run. They all went after the riding crop's wife, who fucked off their scrotal cacks with an inebriated knife. Did you ever slurp such a burp in your life as three cradling mice.