Directions

*Pour yourself a glass or four.

*Type ONE ANSWER per comment.

*Write the number, type of word, and your word (i.e. #1 Noun: labia).

*Make it DIRTY.

*Make it CRUDE.

*Make it Twilight-related. (semi-optional)

*Make one of the words “taint." It's a must. The word "taint" is funny ALL THE TIME.

*Oh yeah, I know we'll be a tad bit tipsy, but try to read the other comments,
so we know what number we're on and don't have any repeats.

-Mox

Saturday, June 5, 2010

New Home of DML

First order of business: Mox is still the owner of this establishment. I am just one of her bar bitches wenches. We've got a sweet schedule, as we only have to work once a month as long as we don't spill anything or break any pitchers. Tips are welcome, but just the tip (she said that).

When I played my very first Mad Libs on Twilight SagaPalooza back in January (here), I left this comment:
*hand up* Yes, drinking before game play begins should be listed in the directions, not that I read those, obviously :P


Okay, Mox, this needs to be our Friday night drinking game and just make the theme ff Robward. I'm sure we can cum up with better words then. Just sayin'.
So here we are five months later (can you believe it!), and DML is still going strong. It may have staggered a few times while under the influence, but it's still standing upright (with help) and ready to party, kind of like someone else we know and love.


I stand by my motto:
No post of mine will be without a picture of Rob.


I love Drunk Rob. 'Nuff said.

Ok, the first DML on the new blog will be hosted this Friday by Starlit Violets. Oh, crap! Forgot to email and tell her that.

Cheers!

Lisa

22 comments:

StarlitViolets said...

LMAO!!! I'm cool with that! It was just REALLY fucking funny to read it HERE! PMSL!!!

I can't wait to take Queen Mox of the land of DML on a fun ride she can actually participate in!

I hope you're all ready...

17foreverlisa said...

I'm ready. Just glad you are, too. LMFAO!

Dangrdafne said...

Never in a million years would I think I would be a Bar Wench but here I am. LMAO!!!! I love what you did to the place Lisa. Hopefully we can keep it all nice, nice for you ;) Ooooo maybe I should be a bar maid - I'll keep the place clean.... LOL yea, like THAT will happen!!! AHAHAHAHAHA

StarlitViolets said...

I actually used to BE a bar wench. Well - it was a sports bar with upscale clientele, but still. That was my job! And I was GOOD at it too. I'm not sure those skils will necessarily apply here at DML - but service is my game and I aim to please!

17foreverlisa said...

We aim to please. Bar maid it is, DD. LOL!! SV, if you want your title change, just let me know. Hooter girl maybe?

StarlitViolets said...

It was NOT Hooters!!! Ewwww... I wore all black tee shirts that MAY have been form-fitting. And black pants - not orange shorts.

StarlitViolets said...

And keep me a Wench - I like it!!!

mmMoxie said...

SAWEEEET! I lurve the new site. I won't be online much Friday night as I am babysitting and leaving at the ass crack of dawn on Sat. morning to take a car load of rug rats to the Grand Canyon. Lets just say, my contribution will begin with t-a-i and end with n-t!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

taint. Am I too early?

mmMoxie said...

@Mrs. P - not only are you too early, you're too late.....thats my word LOL

17foreverlisa said...

I see Mrs. P's cheating already.

Living with Edward said...

Wahooooo!! This is awesome!

Raitz said...

Woo hoo - DML! I know this new bar will rock taints!! Can't wait! Except.... I'll have to wait til next week - I have plans to be away from a computer tomorrow nite (I know, my priorities are messed up...) Good luck with opening night, ladies!

Jelena @ Twiholic said...

Just stopped by to tell you that I obviously won't be joining in tonight in DML, because it starts at 3:30 am my time. At that precise moment, I hope to be dreaming about Rob or Kellan... or even both (like I did that one time).

:D Have fun.

StarlitViolets said...

Thanks for stopping by Jelly-baby!!!

And keep in mind that the future of DML may include IDML - a monthly dose of DML just for our European lovlies! Mwah1

VampiresWeLove said...

Site looks ultrasmexy! Leghumps all around! What time is this Taint-Fest starting? Pacific Time. What did they call the whores in the saloons? Cuz I would be that-definitely. StarlitViolets where aid you get your badge thingy? It's beautiful!

Dangrdafne said...

6:30pm Pacific/Arizona time, 7:30pm MST, 8:30pm CST, 9:30pm EST

StarlitViolets said...

@VWL - I think you'd be considered a woman of ill favor... or just a whore! LOL!!! Nah - I'm not sure what they were actually called in company. Hmmm... Someone with Google friendly tendencies needs to find out for us. Not it!

And my button was made by one of my bloggy besties Jelena at Confessions of a Twiholic.

Musing Bella said...

Hey hoors - just stopping in to give my regrets for your inaugural DML night - I'll be here next week, though, completely trashed! You can bet on it - or ask Alice! ;)

And if anyone ever needs an idea for something to drink, of course, they should stop by my place before the par-tay... ;) MWAH!

Twired Jen said...

@Lisa, I'm just now seeing this...you kill me...srsly. LOVE YA! xo J

VampiresWeLove said...

ok-total fuckdouchery internet connection-FML-but Imma gonna try :-) Don't shoot me if I do something stoopid LOL..just cuss me out & move on ;-)

VampiresWeLove said...

*crickets chirping* where you bitchez at?