Directions

*Pour yourself a glass or four.

*Type ONE ANSWER per comment.

*Write the number, type of word, and your word (i.e. #1 Noun: labia).

*Make it DIRTY.

*Make it CRUDE.

*Make it Twilight-related. (semi-optional)

*Make one of the words “taint." It's a must. The word "taint" is funny ALL THE TIME.

*Oh yeah, I know we'll be a tad bit tipsy, but try to read the other comments,
so we know what number we're on and don't have any repeats.

-Mox

Friday, July 23, 2010

Hold on to your taints...

The bitch is back.

thanks to http://edbrella.blogspot.com/ for the pic *wink*

Hosting DML is just like riding a bike, or so I'm told. I'll try not to fuck it up. 

I like the whole "theme" idea so...

The theme of Mad Lib #1 is

The Dirty 70's

  1. celebrity female
  2. part of body
  3. noun
  4. noun
  5. adjective
  6. adjective
  7. noun
  8. verb ending in "ing"
  9. verb ending in "ing"
  10. adverb
  11. adverb
  12. plural noun
  13. plural noun
  14. part of body (plural)
  15. noun
  16. number
  17. adjective
Disco Fever

You like to dance.  Everyone knows it.  It started when you saw Audrey Hepburn shaking her breast at a horse shoe event.  You were hooked.  So you decided to take vampsycle classes!  They cost you a stinky fortune and every weekend you head to a sweaty night club and blow an arm and an afro on cover charges to practice swinging.  At first you are shy.  You start by grinding at the edge of the dance floor and shockingly work your way to the center.  You're abusively no longer shy.  You're making all the right genital clamps.  A crowd gathers shouting taints of encouragement at the top of their twitchy palms.  You love it.  You dance your flogger out.  You take 1.77245 bows to slippery applause.

Mad Lib #2

Theme:  Mean Girls

  1. adverb
  2. plural noun
  3. plural noun
  4. adjective
  5. noun
  6. verb
  7. adjective
  8. verb
  9. number
  10. celebrity (male)
  11. animal
  12. holiday
  13. celebrity (female)
  14. celebrity (female)
  15. noun
  16. number
  17. plural noun
Social Coordinator

Is it  your fault you're so lustily popular?  Of course all of your pig tails look to you to fill their mini skirts with bitchy adventure.  Problem is you're running out of ideas!  Your title of "Miss Volvo U.S.A." is being threatened, and you've got to SPLODE fast.  But what more could you do?  You've already scored V.I.P. tickets to that prissy concert featuring the band Manipulate 50.  You convinced Dick Van Dike to sneak you into the Porcupine Club for a private party.  You were invited to the Arbor Day party that Mary Tyler Moore threw with Linda Lovelace.  Both Hand Cuffs magazine and Page 1918 have cited you as the new It Girl, and even Joan Riding Crops says you have excellent style.  Maybe you should take a night off and let them fend for themselves...

168 comments:

17foreverlisa said...

#1 - Audrey Hepburn

17foreverlisa said...

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Suck on that "you know who."

Welcome back, Mox. The house is a rockin' tonight.

Lisa

Dangrdafne said...

2. part of body - breast

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

3) horseshoe

mmMoxie said...

LMAO @ Lisa

Mrs. P better show up tonight!

Hi DD! *waves*

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

I am here mox...

Dangrdafne said...

Hey my favorite Moxie!!

mmMoxie said...

Hi Mrs. P! *waves*

Living with Edward said...

4. vampsycle

mmMoxie said...

HI LwE :)

mmMoxie said...

Are you guys thinking of the Dirty 70's?

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

5) stinky

Living with Edward said...

HELLOOOOOO!!

17foreverlisa said...

I have to pee already. BRB...

mmMoxie said...

Disco, Hairy bushes, Lisa's prom?

AGirlReckoning said...

Hello!! :-D This looks so fun!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Mox!!!!! Lmao!!!!

I_heart_Fifty said...

6) sweaty.

Hi bitches!

mmMoxie said...

Hi Girl! It's starting out pretty slow so you're in luck. We're on #6

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

7) Afro

mmMoxie said...

errrr. #7

Hi Fifty :)

Dangrdafne said...

8. swinging - very ending in ing

mmMoxie said...

ok. #8

mmMoxie said...

FUCK!

Living with Edward said...

@AGirl: Oh it is!

I_heart_Fifty said...

Fuck I'm confused already!

9) grinding ;)

AGirlReckoning said...

I'm gonna go for #9 ok? LOL

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

9) dancing

AGirlReckoning said...

Or wait #10 LOL

mmMoxie said...

Nice, we're on to #10 Come on DD. have you been practicing your adverbs?

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Nice fifty!

17foreverlisa said...

Fifty is here! Gah!!!!! LOL!

Hi, girly :)

#10 shockingly

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

11) Abusively

17foreverlisa said...

Is that an adverb?

AGirlReckoning said...

#10 incessantly

mmMoxie said...

Yes Lisa!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Is my #11 even a word? Lmao!

Living with Edward said...

Mrs. P is definitley reading MotU.

Dangrdafne said...

@ mox - did you see last week's comments? Mrs. P tried very hard to get me to post an adverb... it wasn't to be. It's what I am known for now LOL!!!

AGirlReckoning said...

I give up. LOL

mmMoxie said...

LOL DD. I did notice that

17foreverlisa said...

Not yours, Mrs. P. LMAO! I meant m #10.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Lmao at LWE and DD!

mmMoxie said...

we're on #12 now

Living with Edward said...

@AGirl: It happens to the best of us.

mmMoxie said...

I'm not drunk enough yet.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

12) genital clamps

17foreverlisa said...

@AGirlReckoning - Don't give up!!! That's half the charm of DML. We don't know what the hell we're doing.

@DD - Glad you got this week over :)

@LwE - Yes, she is, and I am SO freaking happy about that I could SPLODE!

I_heart_Fifty said...

Hmm plural noun...

12) sparkle-peens. It was the 70's - everything sparkled if you took enough LSD, right?

Hi Lisa! 1<350 is in the house. Confused as fuck though.

mmMoxie said...

now we're getting somewhere Mrs. P!

No one has used the "special" word yet.

mmMoxie said...

where are Tigerlily and Starlit Violets?

17foreverlisa said...

#13 - TAINTS

Living with Edward said...

14 Twitchy Palms

mmMoxie said...

THANK YOU Lisa!

Dangrdafne said...

14. taints ?? part of body (plural)

17foreverlisa said...

Or should that be #14, Mox??

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

SV has company over, and tigerlily has probably melted in her heat wave

Dangrdafne said...

Ahhhh yes... great minds Lisa LOL!!!

mmMoxie said...

fucking hell. I sure don't draw a crowd do i? I need another drink.

I_heart_Fifty said...

not sure if i'm jumping the gun.. but:

14) earlobes

mmMoxie said...

we're on #15 now

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

15) flogger

17foreverlisa said...

@LwE - I fucking love you!

@Mox - If you want to switch up 13 and 14, go with elevators for #13.

Dangrdafne said...

@ Mox how is the rest of the Mafia? I haven't seen them anywhere in ages.

Living with Edward said...

16. 1.77245

Dangrdafne said...

16. 1724

17foreverlisa said...

@Mrs. P - MWAH!

Living with Edward said...

@Lisa: As I love you!

Dangrdafne said...

ok I am taking a nap now.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

LWE!!! The square root of Pi!!!! I love you...

17foreverlisa said...

@LwE and DD - Awesome answers for #16. LOLOLOLOL!

Living with Edward said...

@Mrs. P: I love you too!

I'm getting a lot of love tonight.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Nevermind...I'm obviously blind...lmao!!!

mmMoxie said...

@DD - the rest of the Mafia are over Twilight but doing well.

17foreverlisa said...

@Mox - TigerlilyLace had to take her daughter over to her ex's house for the weekend. Starlit Violets has company in town. I texted her, though, and told her we missed her :(

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

But I still love you...

I_heart_Fifty said...

Sorry the internet is being a bitch.

16) 3.14159. Pi :)

mmMoxie said...

Need #17

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Fifty....how wonderful

Living with Edward said...

Where is Lisa?? Hello, 17!

I_heart_Fifty said...

17) slippery

I'm intrigued...

Living with Edward said...

Last time I did 17, Lisa yelled at me.

mmMoxie said...

Ok. I'll complete ML #1. Do we want to do #2?

17foreverlisa said...

Busted! Wine run...

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

@LWE. Did she??? I'll have to punish her.

Living with Edward said...

Yes!

Dangrdafne said...

@ Mox - being over Twilight has nothing to do with playing DML!!! Tell them I miss them.

17foreverlisa said...

Hell, yes, I want to do #2. I missed the whole damn thing last week. Bring it!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Lisa...meet me in the red room.

Living with Edward said...

@Mrs. P: She did. I believe there was some kind of threat involved too. Are you going to Splode her?

Dangrdafne said...

@ Mrs P & Lisa - oh my!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Lisa....Ding Dong SPLODE!!!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Crap...now I owe you 5 dollars, don't I, LWE?

Living with Edward said...

@Mrs. P: Yes you do.

Dangrdafne said...

@ LwE - now there is a way to make money for FFOORRKKSS!!!

17foreverlisa said...

*looking around the red room* What's in the drawers, Mrs. P?

Living with Edward said...

@DD: That's the plan!

17foreverlisa said...

Nice tie...SPLODE!

Living with Edward said...

@Lisa:LOL

17foreverlisa said...

Nice music...

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Some earphones...

mmMoxie said...

K. #1 (kinda lame) is finished. Lets go for #2

17foreverlisa said...

Mox, did you SPLODE?

Dangrdafne said...

I wonder what vampsycle classes are like??

Living with Edward said...

Abusivly no longer shy. LOL That sucks for everyone else.

mmMoxie said...

Jacob begs Bella for a little action, "Rub it. It SPLODES"

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Making all the right genital clamps...

Living with Edward said...

@DD: I think you can take them at your local Community College.

Dangrdafne said...

1. Lustily

if that is even a word

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Oooh... I like the theme of the second one. Lol!

Living with Edward said...

Good job Daf!! I don't know if it is a real word, but it works here.

mmMoxie said...

DD said an adverb?!? I think I might SPLODE

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

2) pig tails

Living with Edward said...

I love that movie!!

Dangrdafne said...

@ Mox - I was waiting for someone to SPLODE when I wrote it ;) LOL!!!

Living with Edward said...

3. Mini skirts

17foreverlisa said...

#4 - bitchy

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

4) bitchy

Living with Edward said...

LOL

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! Psyche!!!!!

Dangrdafne said...

Why am I not surprised... Mrs. P and Lisa... #4
LMAO!!

17foreverlisa said...

No fucking way!!! LOLOLOLOL!

mmMoxie said...

LOL. takes one to know one?

I_heart_Fifty said...

5) volvo

Living with Edward said...

6 SPLODE!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Holy shit that is so funny.

mmMoxie said...

ROFL @ SPLODE

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

7) prissy

mmMoxie said...

you guys are awfully demure tonight.

Dangrdafne said...

8. verb - manipulate

I_heart_Fifty said...

7) ugly

17foreverlisa said...

#9 - 50

Living with Edward said...

10 Dick Van Dike

I_heart_Fifty said...

8) TAINT!

17foreverlisa said...

#9 - SPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

LWE!!!! ROFLMAO!

Living with Edward said...

We already have SPLODE for 6. Keep up!

mmMoxie said...

ROFL. This is turning out weird. We're on #11

17foreverlisa said...

That's what happened when I got to do #9. I may or may not have been sitting there hitting refresh every 2 seconds until it was time for #9. Just sayin'.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

11)porcupine

Dangrdafne said...

12. Arbor Day - Holiday

17foreverlisa said...

Here's something you may not know about me. I LOVE FIFTY!

Living with Edward said...

Mrs. P, could you let Lisa out of the red room for a few minutes so she can pay attention to the words?

mmMoxie said...

LMAO Arbor fucking Day

Dangrdafne said...

Arbor Day for the wood of course ;)

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

13) Mary Tyler Moor

17foreverlisa said...

#14 Linda Lovelace

I_heart_Fifty said...

14) Paris Hilton. That's hot.

Lisa - hehehe 50 loves you too :)

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

14) Betty White

Living with Edward said...

Betty White!! LOLOLOL

mmMoxie said...

woot! Lisa got #14

mmMoxie said...

we're on #15

I_heart_Fifty said...

15) handcuffs

Living with Edward said...

16. 1918

I_heart_Fifty said...

16) sixty nine

mmMoxie said...

#17...lets go!

I_heart_Fifty said...

17) riding crops

mmMoxie said...

I think I shoulda made MotU the theme tonight. SHEESH! Ok...brb with the finished product....oh yeah, and I gotta pee.

17foreverlisa said...

@Mrs. P - Can I take the blindfold off now?

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Awesome game ladies...I laughed so hard...

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Yes Lisa...please place it back on my foot. It was my sock.

17foreverlisa said...

To all my MotU/Fifty loving girls - Echo Charlie out... See you on twitter!

17foreverlisa said...

@Mrs P - You win!

17foreverlisa said...

@Mrs P - You win!

17foreverlisa said...

Because twice is nice...

I_heart_Fifty said...

Thanks for going easy on me for my first time ladies... it was... fun. Totally should do an MotU themed DML soon ;)

mmMoxie said...

DONE!

Living with Edward said...

OMG, so funny. Miss Volvo USA!! Splode fast! Manipulate 50! I'm dying over here!!