Directions

*Pour yourself a glass or four.

*Type ONE ANSWER per comment.

*Write the number, type of word, and your word (i.e. #1 Noun: labia).

*Make it DIRTY.

*Make it CRUDE.

*Make it Twilight-related. (semi-optional)

*Make one of the words “taint." It's a must. The word "taint" is funny ALL THE TIME.

*Oh yeah, I know we'll be a tad bit tipsy, but try to read the other comments,
so we know what number we're on and don't have any repeats.

-Mox

Friday, July 16, 2010

Pixie Dust and Cheerleading

So - it's no secret that I have a bit of enthusiasm and tend to enjoy DML way too much. I have even been accused of being a cheerleader...

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Maybe THIS kind of cheerleader.

As well as possessing the ability to sprinkle pixie dust.

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So where does all this leave us? Well - it lead you HERE! For one more week of DML debauchery. So - let's do this!

As with my first time hosting, I'll be giving a hint for each of the two. Let the madness begin!


Mad Lib #1



Hint: The vampires come out at night!



1. Plural Noun
2. Verb ending in "ing"
3. Noun
4. Noun
5. Plural Noun
6. Part of Body
7. Noun
8. Verb ending in "ing"
9. Part of the Body (Plural)
10. Verb ending in "ing"
11. Noun
12. Noun
13. Part of the Body
14. Adverb
15. Part of the Body (Plural)





Afraid of the Dark

I was home alone and scared out of my boobs. I could hear the wind humping, and off in the distance a taint was howling. I crossed the room, locked the jizz, and climbed into bed pulling the butt plugs over my ballsack. Then it happened. I could hear a disco pole sucking up the stairs. My clits started to chatter and my knees began cockblocking. The flogger was thrust open and there was a huge Uma Thurman's nostril with hair all over its swollen nipples. It was my father. "Hi, we're home," he said greedily. "Hope you weren't afraid of staying home alone." "No," I said, lying through my Robert Pattinson's balls.




Mad Lib #2



Hint: What Edward may sing to Ren- ugh! I can't even type it!!!


1. Adjective
2. Part of the Body (Plural)
3. Part of the Body (Plural)
4. Adjective
5. Noun
6. Verb
7. Type of Liquid
8. Noun
9. Verb Ending in "ing"
10. Noun
11. Adjective
12. Adjective
13. Plural Noun
14. Plural Noun
15. Noun
16. Verb (Past Tense)
17. Part of the Body (Plural)
18. Adjective
19. Verb
20. Noun
21. Adjective


Nursery Rhymes

When some creepy school students were asked what nursery rhymes popped into their crooked cocks or were on the tip of their elbows, these were their enormous answers:

Jack and Jill went up the vagina to fart a pail of semen. Jack fell down and broke his pocket pussy and Jill came skull-fucking after.

Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your beefy meat grow? With slippery bells and succulent shells and throbbing veins all in a row.

Three blind dripping taints, see how they run. They all went after the riding crop's wife, who fucked off their scrotal cacks with an inebriated knife. Did you ever slurp such a burp in your life as three cradling mice.

235 comments:

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mmMoxie said...

#1 boobs

Musing Bella said...

2- humping

StarlitViolets said...

#1 Mox!!!

mmMoxie said...

I'm #1!!!!!! USA USA!

Living with Edward said...

Love the cheerleader pic!

StarlitViolets said...

@Mox - Are YOU cheerleading tonight so I can host?

@LWE - Thanks! You wouldn't believe what I almost posted! LOL! On my blog I'll scar you - not here.

mmMoxie said...

@SV - yeah, that's me. Rah Rah RAWR!

Living with Edward said...

@SV: Can't wait to see that!!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

3) Taint

StarlitViolets said...

We really just need a #3 now girls!

Living with Edward said...

3. Taint

StarlitViolets said...

NM - I mean #4! Hee hee...

Sorry, M!

Living with Edward said...

It's starting already

Cullenary Curser said...

#4 Jizz

Dangrdafne said...

I LOVE the pictures SV. Absolutely perfect.

Musing Bella said...

Mrs P and LwE simul-tainted. ;)

mmMoxie said...

#5 butt plugs

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Hey CC! Why no color? What the shizz?

Living with Edward said...

Yes we did. Was it good for you Mrs. P??

StarlitViolets said...

@CC & DD - YAY!!! You're here! Thanks Daf! :)

twilightcupcake said...

hey ladies. where are we?

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

SIMULTAINTED!!!!! OMG, that is brilliant

Musing Bella said...

@TC 7

mmMoxie said...

we're on #7

StarlitViolets said...

LMAO @ "Simultainted"!!!!

twilightcupcake said...

Noun - disco pole

Musing Bella said...

@MrsP - LOL glad you like. :D

Raitz said...

8 - sucking

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

8) canoodling

twilightcupcake said...

9 - clits

Cullenary Curser said...

Stupid Blogger taking fucking forever to sign me in - so I said "fuck it"

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

damn you Raitz!

mmMoxie said...

#9 Uma Thurman's nostrils.

Raitz said...

ha mrs p - my sucking beat your canoodling... ;)

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

canoodling always loses

StarlitViolets said...

Nice one Raitz!

@TC - Can you include the number of the one your answering? Thanks, babe!

Living with Edward said...

10 Cockblocking

Musing Bella said...

11 - flogger

mmMoxie said...

#11 Uma Thurman's nostril

twilightcupcake said...

Hey SV - I'm already drunk?
Noun was for 7 - disco pole

mmMoxie said...

#12 Uma Thurman's nostril

Cullenary Curser said...

#12 - Penis

Dangrdafne said...
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Demonpurr13 said...

12. nipple drip

StarlitViolets said...

Got it. ;) I just meant in the future.

Raitz said...

13 swollen nipple

Cullenary Curser said...

#13 Penis

Dangrdafne said...

Try again - you ladies are on fire tonite!!

mmMoxie said...

nipple drip?

Living with Edward said...

DD, 14 is all you, babe!

Raitz said...

demonpurr - i think we need to see a doctor... lol

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

take it DD!

Demonpurr13 said...

lmao i have no idea what a nipple drip is

mmMoxie said...

@LWE LMAO! DD & adverbs

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Take it "quickly"

twilightcupcake said...

14 adverb - greedily

Musing Bella said...

@Mox - way to keep pounding that nostril until you got it in!

Living with Edward said...

quickly! LOLOLOL

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

TC greedily took it.

Demonpurr13 said...

raitz - maybe lol

mmMoxie said...

@MB - Mrs. P's post on Lisa's blog inspired me.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

DD moved too "slowly"

twilightcupcake said...

Raitz - I'm here but off duty :)

Dangrdafne said...

TC loves me :)

Living with Edward said...

I am crazy LOLing right now.

StarlitViolets said...

I'm not counting any that don't have a number.

C'mon DD! We know you can do it!!!

Dangrdafne said...

Thanks for the "hints" Mrs. P

Raitz said...

lol, @TC!

mmMoxie said...

whoa. SV is tougher than I am when it comes to hosting. You go girl. Keep them bitches in line LOL

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

What SV? any clues which ones you aren't counting?

Dangrdafne said...

twilightcupcake said...

14 adverb - greedily

mmMoxie said...

#15 Robert Pattinson's balls

twilightcupcake said...

@mmMoxie LOLOL!!!!

Musing Bella said...

And we're done with #1, right?

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

SCORE! We're done! (right? or did I celebrate "hastily"?)

Living with Edward said...

That may have been the quickest we ever finsished a mad lib.

Raitz said...

lol, Mox - you can never go wrong with Precious nuts... ;)

Musing Bella said...

@LwE - we are FOCUSED tonight! LOL

StarlitViolets said...

K. I'm gonna get this up and do #2 - well - I'm not gonna DO #2 - well - uh - you know...

I'm SO LMAO at you chicks tonight!

twilightcupcake said...

is it wrong that I'm playing this at the dinner table with my hubby and kids?

mmMoxie said...

I hate balls, but I'll be Robert Pattinson's balls ain't so bad

mmMoxie said...

whoops. that's a lot of comments. sorry.

mmMoxie said...
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Musing Bella said...

OK, I have to go get ready for my birthday party. Have fun with #2, ladies! MWAH!!

mmMoxie said...
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Living with Edward said...

@MB: We must have all eaten our Wheaties today.

Dangrdafne said...

whatever each of you did today, make sure you do it every DML - this was awesome!! Well, except me - I got nothin' today.

mmMoxie said...

later MB Happy Birthday?

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Bye MB!

Dangrdafne said...

@MB When is your actual birthday?

Living with Edward said...

@MB: It's your birthday? If so Happy Birthday! Don't get a paper cut.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

I ate ice cream.

twilightcupcake said...

Bye bye MB

Raitz said...

did you eat it "slurpingly" Mrs P?

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Happy Birthday MB! (I'm just gonna go for it and wish you it cause I'm crazy like that)

Musing Bella said...

@everyone thanks! Birthday is actually Monday, but that is NOT good day to party. :)
@LwE - I refuse to handle any paper until next Tuesday in case of papercuts, LOL.

mmMoxie said...

I didn't know it was her birthday. Facebook is supposed to remind me of those things.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

I licked the bowl lovingly

Dangrdafne said...

Here is a cute story from a friend of mine while we wait....

picked up my boy from camp and he's telling me all about his field trip to the farm and how he got to milk a cow, he looks up & catches my horrified expression and goes "Don't worry Mom, it was a friendly cow"

LOL!!! "it was a friendly cow"

Raitz said...

sweet(ly)!!

happy birthday MB!

Living with Edward said...

@MB: How are you going to open presents then? You should rethink that.

Dangrdafne said...

@ Mox - it will remind you on Monday - which is apparently the real birthday day

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

friendly---not an adverb, but yet ends in ly.

Living with Edward said...

@DD: I would hate to see what would happen if he milked the unfriendly cow. yikes.

mmMoxie said...

@DD good. I thought FB was slacking or something.

Living with Edward said...

Time for cookies.

twilightcupcake said...

@MB Happy Birthday :)

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

I think Lisa fell asleep on the couch

Dangrdafne said...

@LwE - they aren't the organic ginger oreo's are they????

Dangrdafne said...

@ Mrs. P = Lisa is out to dinner with her family :)

twilightcupcake said...

SV- LMAO #1 turned out so well!

Living with Edward said...

OME that was funny! Good lib guys.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

@DD---what???? This is unacceptable.

twilightcupcake said...

#1 adjective - creepy

mmMoxie said...

I don't advise pulling butt plugs over your ballsack

Living with Edward said...

@DD: They are!!

mmMoxie said...

#2 crooked cocks

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

3) elbows

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

why am I so Rated G tonight? Must be the damn ice cream

Living with Edward said...

4. enormous

mmMoxie said...

@Mrs P was it vanilla?

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

5) vagina

StarlitViolets said...

@Mrs. P - LMAO!!! The ice cream brought out your inner child, whereas drinks bring out our inner sick-ass!

Demonpurr13 said...

5. skull fuck

twilightcupcake said...

@mmMoxie vanilla 50 shades style is good!

mmMoxie said...

jeezus Demonpurr!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

It was neopolitan. TC understands

mmMoxie said...

I don't appreciate your FF inside jokes! j/k

twilightcupcake said...

Mrs P :)
Demonpurr skull fuck giving me bad images all involving Rob and some graveyard somewhere - ugh!

Demonpurr13 said...

hahaha i cannot think of anything excitingly tainty tonight

StarlitViolets said...

@Mox - Me either! What about us non-fic chicks?!

twilightcupcake said...

@mmMoxie - you haven't read Master of the Universe? Oh so good - makes it so vanilla isn't always boring.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

@Mox---later

Living with Edward said...

I think I'm going to write a fic about the Cullen's playing Mad Libs.

mmMoxie said...

#Mrs P - as if I'd give you the satisfaction of a "later"

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

7) semen

Dangrdafne said...

@LwE = I need to find those cookies in a gluten free version!!!!

twilightcupcake said...

@ SV - okay whoops
back to the program

6) cum

StarlitViolets said...

@Demonpurr13 - I accidentally typed puff instead of purr. LOL! Anyway - while "skull fuck" is brilliant - you missed it. So make sure to put it in next time we come to a noun. :)

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

who am I kidding. Im not going anywhere

Demonpurr13 said...

8. pocket pussy

Living with Edward said...

@DD: I'll keep my eye open for them.

Demonpurr13 said...

9. skull fucking

StarlitViolets said...

@DP13 - My hubs LOVES that show and just showed me the pocket pussy episode. LMFAO!!!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

wait...didn't Lisa specifically take a nap for the purpose of DML?

mmMoxie said...

#10 beefy meat

StarlitViolets said...

@Mrs. P - Yes. :(

Living with Edward said...

@Mrs.P: Then she had an unplanned dinner outing.

mmMoxie said...

@Mrs. P - I thought she had another birthday party to go to. She must spend a fortune on gifts.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

AND....isn't it 9pm in LisaTown right now?

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

That's it. I'm texting her.

StarlitViolets said...

Yes. :(

mmMoxie said...

Lisa is turning into me....ditching DML

Living with Edward said...

@Mrs.P: she left around 7:30 I think

StarlitViolets said...

ME TOO!!!

twilightcupcake said...

11 - slippery

Living with Edward said...

Lets all text her!!

Demonpurr13 said...

11. succulent

twilightcupcake said...

@DP13 ooh succulent, yummy!

StarlitViolets said...

DP13 - I put that for #12.

StarlitViolets said...

We're now on #13. :)

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

13) throbbing veins

mmMoxie said...

I don't think we're following the theme on this one.

twilightcupcake said...

14) dripping taints

Twired Jen said...

14. Quivering Clit

StarlitViolets said...

@Mrs. P - LOL! You just can't go wrong with "throbbing"!

twilightcupcake said...

@mmMoxie- oops forgot there's a theme - oh crap it's for a lullaby? whoa this should be interesting

Twired Jen said...

15. Riding crop.

mmMoxie said...

#15 offspring

mmMoxie said...

#16 fucked

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Do they get cell phone service in Taco Bell? Why isn't she responding...

twilightcupcake said...

@ Jen - hey westcoast buddy you made it!

Demonpurr13 said...

i didn't realize there was a theme.. hhahaha..

Twired Jen said...

17. scrotal sacks!

StarlitViolets said...

LMAO! Taco Bell!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Nice Jen!

Twired Jen said...

yes I'm here! I got caught up posting...and sweating....

Living with Edward said...

Haha Jen is very excited about scrotal sacks tonight.

twilightcupcake said...

17 - Rob's fuckhawt hair

Dangrdafne said...

It should be a perfect Twitardia lullaby :)

twilightcupcake said...

@DD I suppose that's true. We'll have to do this in Forks :)

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

18) inebriated

StarlitViolets said...

Exactly! It's just a hint as to how I can relate it to Twilight and for a clue. ;)

Twired Jen said...

19. Slurp (that's a verb right?)

mmMoxie said...

#20 burp

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

20) cradle

Living with Edward said...

21. sweaty

Twired Jen said...

20."Echo Charlie" ;)

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

you burped my cradle

Dangrdafne said...

@ TC - Imagine DML in person!!!!

Demonpurr13 said...

lullaby, scrotal sacks la la la la la la la

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

DONE!!!!!!

Living with Edward said...

@DD: I so want to do DML in person!

mmMoxie said...

I've played DML in person with Demonpurr and the rest of the Saga Mafia. That's how this whole game got started...for me anyway.

StarlitViolets said...

Okay ladies! I'll post it soon!

Living with Edward said...

Ow! I sneezed and bit my tongue! Son of a ...!

Demonpurr13 said...

we had fun doing live DML!!

Dangrdafne said...

@ Mox - and we are forever grateful for that!!!!

twilightcupcake said...

@DD - DML in person - lots of shots needed. I'll have to build up tolerance

mmMoxie said...

@Demonpurr - what was the name of the "tv show"? Butt plug and the something....

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