WELCOME!!! Tonight we are kicking off a new revolution in DML! It's dirtier, drunker, and drenched in debauchery! I am your host for the evening, StarlitViolets, from:
***Violet Delights***
I'd also like to introduce my partners in crime and their home blogs:
DangrDafne Days of Delirium - hosted by our one and only DangrDafne
17 forever - hosted by the lovely 17foreverlisa
17 forever - hosted by the lovely 17foreverlisa
*And, of course - the original home of DML and its Queen*
Twilight SagaPalooza - hosted by none other than mmMoxie
The four of us will be taking turns hosting, so you get a little variety in your weekly dose of DML! This week though - you're stuck with me! I may have my own style, but we'll pretty much stick to mmMoxie's formula that has grown DML into a regular Friday night lush lounge!
So pick up a drink or two, set Twitter aside, and toss in your two cents, or more if you want to! And if you've been a lurker and always wanted to play DML - this is your shot! Just jump in and give us a few of your dirtiest.
When I found out I was going to be hosting, I knew I needed some help and LOTS of Mad Libs! So MiniE and I took a little trip to Barnes & Noble. And here's what we ended up with...
I finally got the Mad Libs away from MiniE by bribing him...
...with a little Bree Tanner action... He's such a perv!
Since we've somehow inexplicably been able to relate Twilight to EVERYTHING, I figured I should do the same for DML - so - I'll be giving a convoluted "hint" each time I host that is both the reason I picked it and a small clue as to what we're dealing with tonight. LET'S DO THIS!!!
Mad Lib #1
Hint: Dirty Pirate Hookers From Whore Island!
1. Noun
2. Adjective
3. Verb
4. Adverb
5. Noun
6. Adjective
7. Plural Noun
8. Plural Noun
9. Plural Noun
10. Part of the Body
11. Noun
12. Noun
13. Noun
14. Noun
15. Part of the Body
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If you haven't already, read the directions up top and leave your answers in the comments. I'll post it soon after we finish. We MAY even do two... If the first is DIRTY enough.
Talk Like a Pirate
Ye can always pretend to be a bloodthirsty Robowski, threatening everyone by waving yer gangly sword in the air, but until ye learn to suck like a pirate, ye'll never be seductively accepted as an authentic greasy taint. So here's what ye do: Cleverly work into yer daily conversations putrid pirate phrases such as "Ahoy there, boobs," "Avast, ye butt pirates," and "Shiver me scrotums." Remember to drop all yer gs when ye say such words as sailin', spittin', and fightin'. This will give ye a/an Sparkle Peen start to being recognized as a swashbucklin' cock holster. Once ye have the lingo down pat, it helps to wear a three-cornered clit hood on yer head, stash a/an cum bubble in your pants, and keep a/an peg-legged dildo perched atop your GUNT. Aye, now ye be a real pirate (hooker)!
Mad Lib #2
233 comments:
1 – 200 of 233 Newer› Newest»1 Noun Robowski
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi, Amy!
Hello Lisa. Damn you!
Yeah, I am here!
2) gangly
#2 skanky
Oops! *off
fuckity fuck fuck! Now I know how frustrating it is when your computer is slow.
#3 sucking
You're all HERE!!! MWAH!!!
#3 verb: cockriding
@ffzombie - can it be "suck?"
Totally deleted that last comment. Too many typos.
Hey, Mox! You made it. Hi, Mrs. P :)
Hi, Jen!
Of course I get here for adverb - This is JUST how my Friday is going!!!
4) seductively
#4 promiscuously
FUCK!
hey u....*muah!* lisa! Gotta go check on my chicken lmao!
That's right...I took the adverb.
LOL! Daf you crack me up! Just think -ly.
it can be whatever you want it to be...take Twired Jen's if it works better.
#5 greasy taint
I think -ly all the time and still NOTHING!!!!
#5 infected cunt
ffzombie, good to "see" you back!
#6 greasy
FF and I are thinking greasy
#7 boobs
@ffz - Can't use greasy cuz the last one was greasy taint.
thanks Lisa. It is good to be back. It's my big FU to RL!!
#6 adj: putrid (like as in smells bad?)
Still need #6...
#6 revised...moist
#8 butt pirates
I hear ya, ffz. RL has been kicking my ass, too.
@CC - You never write. You never call. (((hug)))
#7 plural noun - me and Mrs. P (we got a thing goin' on)
#7 scrotum's (plural noun)
shoot...mr. z just brought me a sandwich...brb
@Jen - I'll use that for #9.
We need #10 now.
#8 Kristen Stewart's (plural noun right?)
what # are we on? I did #8 then i saw a bunch of #7s
10) sparklepeen
SV, you can use Jen's #7 instead of mine if you want. I was just kidding around ;)
#10 Ass rim
#10 big fat cock
LMAO! So how is it not being in control, Mox??
wow...i'm super dooper slow
#11 cock holster
I still need to log in and figure out which number you're on, but just wanted to say hi first!!
@Lisa - to be honest...it's really fucking hard! I'm not used to this LOL
@Twired Jen - no Kristen Stewart's is not a plural noun - silly girl but you will get to see her tomorrow!
@mmMoxie...no drinking or smoking makes you slow on the uptake...
#11 Clit hood
@Mox - but fun right???
@FF - no shit!
Hi, TW1!!! Are you ready for tomorrow?
If anyone cares - I'm having a FUCKING blast!!!
#12 someone requested cum bubble at some point when they said they wouldn't be here.
@SV I care and you are doing an awesome job!!
12. Wanking Dwarf
@DD - I'm trying to acclimate myself. It's all kind of frantic and I'm a little scared. HOLD ME
#13 ripped condom
#12 is cum bubble for Daf's "friend."
Geez, DD! I thought maybe you had left for Boston. Make it through your work day okay?
{{{{MOX}}}}}
Wait - sorry - #13 is cum bubble! We now need a #14.
Oh, shit! How did you like TW1's Wanking Dwarf, Mox? Need to change your panties?
Hi Lisa! yep, I'm super excited about tomorrow. I still have to figure out how to use the camera, pack, and do about a million other things so my family will survive while I'm gone all weekend.
LOL thanks DD
#13 peg leg dildo
@ Lisa - I actually did not make it through my day ok but it is all done now so blech on that.
#14 peg leg dildo
@Dandrdafne..oops...yah i mean there aren't 2 kristen stewarts..LMAO!!!!!
#13 Sparkly Cum
Now we just need #15.
Awwww, DD. I figured it was a bad day when I didn't get an e-mail from you or see you around the group chat.
@Lisa - anything Dwarf makes me have to change my panties.
#15 GUNT!!! (is it her gut or her cunt?)
I love it that we're such over achievers that our nouns come with adjectives already attached
Omg...peg leg dildo is the funniest thing ever...so pirate hooker-ish lol!
LMFAO @ GUNT!!!!!
K - do we want one more???
Twired jen! Clit hood AND gunt!?!?!?! LMAO!!!
WOOT! SLV's first ever DML
Congratulations! You made it
Holy hell this moves fast
and my computer is so slow tonight!
I'm just going to continue to lurk ~
but you all rock!
I'm such a dumbass-I kept refreshing the other page..and ya'll are over here LOL..fuck me..just got ma first computer #stupidnoob
#15 Edward's sweaty ballsack
since I missed everything LOL
Ok. Is it me, or is it a LONG way to scroll up to see what number we're on? Is the format not working? I'm open to suggestions.
@Lisa - we need to change the comment form to a box. You're right.
I suggest the pop up comment box. You can overlap it over the mad lib numbers.
@Ginny - Yes, it does. We're a competitive bunch. LOL! Welcome.
@VWL - You are going to fit right in with this group. LMAO!
it is a big fat pain...you can open up two windows tho and keep the list up on one and comment on the other.
But I do prefer the other format with the comment box separate
Is it too late, can I play???
@Lisa i think you're the only one that can modify the format
@Mox & Mrs. P - Agreed!! I never really paid any attention to how it would be, I guess. I just wanted to make sure we didn't have to answer the "Edit" question, etc.
Pop up box PLEASE! I thought maybe it was just me.
StarlitViolets - may we have another please??
Oh-and I so rudely didn't say hai to all you drunk bitchez *Kstew double finger salute* Lubs ya!
@PCurse...hello!!!!!! I think they are about to load up another one...
YAY!!! gettin another drink...
Damn. I need a drink after that
@ Porphyrias_Curse - I have requested a second mad lib - we shall see what our hostess with the mostess will do - but I am pretty sure she will post a second one *crossing fingers*.
@ all - thank you to all for showing up on our new little blog here. It is wonderful to see so many familiar faces and even more wonderful to see so many NEW faces. Thank you!!
I got my Malibu & Sunny D..sounds really fuckin classy huh? I will afford quality liquor when these little teacup humans stop bein so fuckin needy ;-)
Sometimes, peer pressure is awesome.
Okay - the first is posted and the second one is up!
#3 bloody poons
OMG! #1 is fucking hilarious!
buahahaha..I'm so retarded lol..wheres the box?
Congrats, SV! Great job. Carry on, kids. I need to get back to my family birthday party. MWAH!!
On MAD LIB 2 - We still need a #1 and #2.
#1 pointy
#1)Adj- moist
@ SV - #1 couldn't be better. That was AWESOME!!! Great way to start the new blog!
#2 Grizzly Taint
Mad Lib #1 is awesome!
...keep a peg-legged dildo perched atop your GUNT.
Where else would you perch it. LMAO!
Night!
Thanks ladies!!! I LOVED that you all went with my hint idea!
I'm just enjoying the whole thing! MWAH!
We need a #4 now.
4)adj: cum riddled
#4 fishy
#5 Claw Fisting
Welcome Porphyrias_Curse!!! Sorry I did't say hi earlier!
Nice #4!
@ all sorry that there is no comment box tonite. It is on the list of things to adjust for next time :) Hope we can deal for one night :) If you think of anything else we need to do or you would like to see (within reason of course LOL), please let us know. Thank you from the Bar Maid.
6. wanking
ty :) HI (waves) nice to be here
oops that would be #6 or 7 Claw Fisting LOL
VampiresWeLove - Hi babe! Good to see you!
Omg...mad libs number one has the best use of a lit hood, peg legged dildo and a gunt that I have ever seen...lolol!
I still need a #5.
#5 then #8.
Hey Starlit-and FYI I love your new blog layout-3 columns looks awesome!
#5 horney
@VWL - THANKS!!! I was proud and then today Blogger fucked with my mind by providing a "Design" feature! WTF?!
just got home... what did i miss?!!?
7)verb with ing- anally training
@Raitz - welcome! we're on the second DML. #6 I think
@ Raitz - HELLOOOOO!!!!
@Raitz - WELCOME!!! We're on #8 and we'll be putting the comments in a box for next time... And a FUCKING funny ass 1st Mad Lib.
#6 glistening
I need #8 now and then in order from there.
Jesus am I off tonight. I blame it on the lack of a-a-a-a alcohol
imma scrolling fiend!! date nite is on pause for dml... lol
#8 Fuzzy
#8 Cum-infused
#9)adj-twitchy
LMAO @ twitchy
Think DIRTY girls!!!
#10 Emmett's cock
#11 cumquats... (tee hee)
#11 Beef Patties
#10 hairy bear balls
grrrrr!
LOL @ cumquats
@ Raitz I was actually trying to get #11 for you LMAO!!!!
Mox is really living up to the hint on this Mad Lib tonite LOL!!!
i love cumquats on my beef patties... mmm!
what # are we on?
12
that sounds sooooooo dirty. I like it!
I am a rule follower
Hint: Emmett's Irritable Grizzlies
#12
#12 taint
Perfect Mox!!!
I'm at #13.
PMSL moxie :)
Nope - Daf was right! Sorry - NOW I need a #13.
come on guys. this is a LONG one (that's what she said)
13. thirsty
Hey Raitz and VWL!
14 Stretch Vulva LOL Volvo
#13)adj- sparkly
14. Jeep
Hey Mrs P :-) *hugz*
Hey twilove01!!!
Thanks Twilove1!!!
You guys are slowing down. Too much drinky?
#15 jizz covered semen.
@ VampiresWeLove - LMAO!!!! That is hilarious. Funny and TRUE story - that is how my Dad always pronounced Volvo - NOT KIDDING!!! He had a severe hearing problem and didn't know how to say it, even after telling him time after time. It was pretty funny.
Hi Mrs P!!
#16)food - Rob Cock
16. footlongs
hey mrsP!!!!
@Mox - for FOOD?
lmao #15..THAT's what I should be drinking!!
@SLV - yes for food. It is a delicacy in some cultures.
*snicker* Starlit..like you wouldn't gobble that shit down inna minute!!
Alright girls... I think I get it. I'm in for the 730 start :D
xo
S
Of course it's food SV. Geez. LMAO!
LMFAO! Yes - but I'm a DIRTY WHORE!!!
Precisely..continue
ok, if you don't count jizz covered semen as a food, you could call it jizz covered semen-in a cup!
17. Grizzly Bears
#17 ass worms
#18 ass worms
Fucked up Eclipse wigs 17
#18) plural something alive - not bears, aka werewolves
buahaha..ewwww
@Mox - Ew!
Two more, girls!!!
19 adverb DRIPPING
19)adv- thrustily(?) its a word right
20 Cum-Dumpster *starlit* giggle
19 slippery
Thrustily is a fuckawesome word! *fuck webster*
whoops, sorry. I'm so slow at refreshing and scrolling that I missed the finish (that's what she said?)
200 comments!!! woot woot!!
You all ROCK!!!!
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