The bitch is back.
Hosting DML is just like riding a bike, or so I'm told. I'll try not to fuck it up.
I like the whole "theme" idea so...
The theme of Mad Lib #1 is
The Dirty 70's
- celebrity female
- part of body
- noun
- noun
- adjective
- adjective
- noun
- verb ending in "ing"
- verb ending in "ing"
- adverb
- adverb
- plural noun
- plural noun
- part of body (plural)
- noun
- number
- adjective
Disco Fever
You like to dance. Everyone knows it. It started when you saw Audrey Hepburn shaking her breast at a horse shoe event. You were hooked. So you decided to take vampsycle classes! They cost you a stinky fortune and every weekend you head to a sweaty night club and blow an arm and an afro on cover charges to practice swinging. At first you are shy. You start by grinding at the edge of the dance floor and shockingly work your way to the center. You're abusively no longer shy. You're making all the right genital clamps. A crowd gathers shouting taints of encouragement at the top of their twitchy palms. You love it. You dance your flogger out. You take 1.77245 bows to slippery applause.
Mad Lib #2
Theme: Mean Girls
- adverb
- plural noun
- plural noun
- adjective
- noun
- verb
- adjective
- verb
- number
- celebrity (male)
- animal
- holiday
- celebrity (female)
- celebrity (female)
- noun
- number
- plural noun
Social Coordinator
Is it your fault you're so lustily popular? Of course all of your pig tails look to you to fill their mini skirts with bitchy adventure. Problem is you're running out of ideas! Your title of "Miss Volvo U.S.A." is being threatened, and you've got to SPLODE fast. But what more could you do? You've already scored V.I.P. tickets to that prissy concert featuring the band Manipulate 50. You convinced Dick Van Dike to sneak you into the Porcupine Club for a private party. You were invited to the Arbor Day party that Mary Tyler Moore threw with Linda Lovelace. Both Hand Cuffs magazine and Page 1918 have cited you as the new It Girl, and even Joan Riding Crops says you have excellent style. Maybe you should take a night off and let them fend for themselves...
167 comments:
#1 - Audrey Hepburn
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Suck on that "you know who."
Welcome back, Mox. The house is a rockin' tonight.
Lisa
2. part of body - breast
3) horseshoe
LMAO @ Lisa
Mrs. P better show up tonight!
Hi DD! *waves*
I am here mox...
Hey my favorite Moxie!!
Hi Mrs. P! *waves*
4. vampsycle
HI LwE :)
Are you guys thinking of the Dirty 70's?
5) stinky
HELLOOOOOO!!
I have to pee already. BRB...
Disco, Hairy bushes, Lisa's prom?
Hello!! :-D This looks so fun!
Mox!!!!! Lmao!!!!
6) sweaty.
Hi bitches!
Hi Girl! It's starting out pretty slow so you're in luck. We're on #6
7) Afro
errrr. #7
Hi Fifty :)
8. swinging - very ending in ing
ok. #8
FUCK!
@AGirl: Oh it is!
Fuck I'm confused already!
9) grinding ;)
I'm gonna go for #9 ok? LOL
9) dancing
Or wait #10 LOL
Nice, we're on to #10 Come on DD. have you been practicing your adverbs?
Nice fifty!
Fifty is here! Gah!!!!! LOL!
Hi, girly :)
#10 shockingly
11) Abusively
Is that an adverb?
#10 incessantly
Yes Lisa!
Is my #11 even a word? Lmao!
Mrs. P is definitley reading MotU.
@ mox - did you see last week's comments? Mrs. P tried very hard to get me to post an adverb... it wasn't to be. It's what I am known for now LOL!!!
I give up. LOL
LOL DD. I did notice that
Not yours, Mrs. P. LMAO! I meant m #10.
Lmao at LWE and DD!
we're on #12 now
@AGirl: It happens to the best of us.
I'm not drunk enough yet.
12) genital clamps
@AGirlReckoning - Don't give up!!! That's half the charm of DML. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
@DD - Glad you got this week over :)
@LwE - Yes, she is, and I am SO freaking happy about that I could SPLODE!
Hmm plural noun...
12) sparkle-peens. It was the 70's - everything sparkled if you took enough LSD, right?
Hi Lisa! 1<350 is in the house. Confused as fuck though.
now we're getting somewhere Mrs. P!
No one has used the "special" word yet.
where are Tigerlily and Starlit Violets?
#13 - TAINTS
14 Twitchy Palms
THANK YOU Lisa!
14. taints ?? part of body (plural)
Or should that be #14, Mox??
SV has company over, and tigerlily has probably melted in her heat wave
Ahhhh yes... great minds Lisa LOL!!!
fucking hell. I sure don't draw a crowd do i? I need another drink.
not sure if i'm jumping the gun.. but:
14) earlobes
we're on #15 now
15) flogger
@LwE - I fucking love you!
@Mox - If you want to switch up 13 and 14, go with elevators for #13.
@ Mox how is the rest of the Mafia? I haven't seen them anywhere in ages.
16. 1.77245
16. 1724
@Mrs. P - MWAH!
@Lisa: As I love you!
ok I am taking a nap now.
LWE!!! The square root of Pi!!!! I love you...
@LwE and DD - Awesome answers for #16. LOLOLOLOL!
@Mrs. P: I love you too!
I'm getting a lot of love tonight.
Nevermind...I'm obviously blind...lmao!!!
@DD - the rest of the Mafia are over Twilight but doing well.
@Mox - TigerlilyLace had to take her daughter over to her ex's house for the weekend. Starlit Violets has company in town. I texted her, though, and told her we missed her :(
But I still love you...
Sorry the internet is being a bitch.
16) 3.14159. Pi :)
Need #17
Fifty....how wonderful
Where is Lisa?? Hello, 17!
17) slippery
I'm intrigued...
Last time I did 17, Lisa yelled at me.
Ok. I'll complete ML #1. Do we want to do #2?
Busted! Wine run...
@LWE. Did she??? I'll have to punish her.
Yes!
@ Mox - being over Twilight has nothing to do with playing DML!!! Tell them I miss them.
Hell, yes, I want to do #2. I missed the whole damn thing last week. Bring it!
Lisa...meet me in the red room.
@Mrs. P: She did. I believe there was some kind of threat involved too. Are you going to Splode her?
@ Mrs P & Lisa - oh my!
Lisa....Ding Dong SPLODE!!!
Crap...now I owe you 5 dollars, don't I, LWE?
@Mrs. P: Yes you do.
@ LwE - now there is a way to make money for FFOORRKKSS!!!
*looking around the red room* What's in the drawers, Mrs. P?
@DD: That's the plan!
Nice tie...SPLODE!
@Lisa:LOL
Nice music...
Some earphones...
K. #1 (kinda lame) is finished. Lets go for #2
Mox, did you SPLODE?
I wonder what vampsycle classes are like??
Abusivly no longer shy. LOL That sucks for everyone else.
Jacob begs Bella for a little action, "Rub it. It SPLODES"
Making all the right genital clamps...
@DD: I think you can take them at your local Community College.
1. Lustily
if that is even a word
Oooh... I like the theme of the second one. Lol!
Good job Daf!! I don't know if it is a real word, but it works here.
DD said an adverb?!? I think I might SPLODE
2) pig tails
I love that movie!!
@ Mox - I was waiting for someone to SPLODE when I wrote it ;) LOL!!!
3. Mini skirts
#4 - bitchy
4) bitchy
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! Psyche!!!!!
Why am I not surprised... Mrs. P and Lisa... #4
LMAO!!
No fucking way!!! LOLOLOLOL!
LOL. takes one to know one?
5) volvo
6 SPLODE!
Holy shit that is so funny.
ROFL @ SPLODE
7) prissy
you guys are awfully demure tonight.
8. verb - manipulate
7) ugly
#9 - 50
10 Dick Van Dike
8) TAINT!
#9 - SPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LWE!!!! ROFLMAO!
We already have SPLODE for 6. Keep up!
ROFL. This is turning out weird. We're on #11
That's what happened when I got to do #9. I may or may not have been sitting there hitting refresh every 2 seconds until it was time for #9. Just sayin'.
11)porcupine
12. Arbor Day - Holiday
Here's something you may not know about me. I LOVE FIFTY!
Mrs. P, could you let Lisa out of the red room for a few minutes so she can pay attention to the words?
LMAO Arbor fucking Day
Arbor Day for the wood of course ;)
13) Mary Tyler Moor
#14 Linda Lovelace
14) Paris Hilton. That's hot.
Lisa - hehehe 50 loves you too :)
14) Betty White
Betty White!! LOLOLOL
woot! Lisa got #14
we're on #15
15) handcuffs
16. 1918
16) sixty nine
#17...lets go!
17) riding crops
I think I shoulda made MotU the theme tonight. SHEESH! Ok...brb with the finished product....oh yeah, and I gotta pee.
@Mrs. P - Can I take the blindfold off now?
Awesome game ladies...I laughed so hard...
Yes Lisa...please place it back on my foot. It was my sock.
To all my MotU/Fifty loving girls - Echo Charlie out... See you on twitter!
@Mrs P - You win!
@Mrs P - You win!
Because twice is nice...
Thanks for going easy on me for my first time ladies... it was... fun. Totally should do an MotU themed DML soon ;)
DONE!
OMG, so funny. Miss Volvo USA!! Splode fast! Manipulate 50! I'm dying over here!!
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