Directions

*Pour yourself a glass or four.

*Type ONE ANSWER per comment.

*Write the number, type of word, and your word (i.e. #1 Noun: labia).

*Make it DIRTY.

*Make it CRUDE.

*Make it Twilight-related. (semi-optional)

*Make one of the words “taint." It's a must. The word "taint" is funny ALL THE TIME.

*Oh yeah, I know we'll be a tad bit tipsy, but try to read the other comments,
so we know what number we're on and don't have any repeats.

-Mox

Friday, July 9, 2010

The Summer of Love Letters

I hope everyone had a lovely July 4th holiday.
It is Dangrdafne again hosting your Friday night fun on DML.
I am just going to get right down to business tonight:

The Summer of Love Letters, Part 1

1. Plural Noun
2. Adjective
3. Plural Noun
4. Adjective
5. Adjective
6. Adverb
7. Plural Noun
8. Adjective
9. Part of the Body
10. Adverb
11. A setting in the Twilight Saga (e.g., FFOORRKKSS)
12. Adjective
13. Noun
14. Plural Noun
15. Adjective
16. Adjective
17. Female character in the Twilight Saga


I was in the attic going through some old boobies when, to my wet surprise, I came across my parents' old love tiny plastic vampires. Here's one of Mom's most douchey letters:

My Crusty Man,
I miss you lustily - more than genital piercings can say! I miss your sparkly smile. I miss the way my taint beats when your eyes stare drippingly into mine. I miss going for long walks at Isle Esme at sunset. Do you ever picture us spending the rest of our oozey lives together? I do. I dream of our living in a cozy house with a picket chastity belt. I know in my heart of pubic hairs that I want to grow eternal with you.
With all my cooky love,
Bella (aka 17ForeverLisa)




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The Summer of Love Letters, Part 2

1. Adjective
2. Adjective
3. Plural Noun
4. Noun
5. Plural Noun
6. Adjective
7. Part of the Body
8. Part of the Body
9. Noun
10. Part of the Body
11. Noun
12. Part of the Body
13. Noun
14. Silly Word
15. Noun
16. Adverb
17. Noun
18. Male Character from the Twilight Saga


Now, here's a hairy letter from my bawdy dad to my mom:

To the girl of my hot meat injections,
Not a cum dumpster goes by that I don't think of you. I don't know what I did to deserve you, but I thank my lucky anal beads that I am so shaky to be the one who holds the key to your frenum. I dreamed last night that I asked your father for your sparkle peen in marriage. With glitter lube on his face, he nodded his ear canal and said, "Yes." When I awakened, I realized I don't want to wait until I graduate from taint school. I want to come home now, drop down on one belly button, put a diamond dwarf porn on your finger, and pop the question. When you say "Robsten" you'll make me the happiest salty yogurt in the world.
Truly, madly, hungrily in love with you,
Your sparkle spooge-to be, J. Jenks

163 comments:

StarlitViolets said...

1. Boobies!

Dangrdafne said...

Welcome!!

StarlitViolets said...

Where is everyone???

Porphyrias_Curse said...
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Porphyrias_Curse said...

I like it, I'm the first (thats what she said) #1) Plural Noun~ twats

Porphyrias_Curse said...

damn lag, :(
I dunno bout evreyone else, but I'm here HI!!! (waves)

Dangrdafne said...

The comment thing is not working right. No idea if it is Blogger or something I did. I seem to bring technical difficulties with my DML - it truly is DangrDML LOL!!

TigerlilyRose said...

#2 Wet

StarlitViolets said...

Hi PC!!! There appears to be an issue with Blogger and the comments. I'm not sure how to fix it...

Living with Edward said...

comment test

StarlitViolets said...

Hi TLR!!!

Living with Edward said...

i think it's working for me now

StarlitViolets said...

HI LWE!!!

Living with Edward said...

Heeellooooooo SV!

Living with Edward said...

3. Tiny plastic vampires

TigerlilyRose said...

Hi everyone!

Porphyrias_Curse said...

4 adj - douchey

TigerlilyRose said...

#4 crusty

TigerlilyRose said...

#5 crusty

Porphyrias_Curse said...

6 adv - lustily

StarlitViolets said...

7. genital piercings

Porphyrias_Curse said...

oooo SV - good one...

StarlitViolets said...

Thanks, PC!

Dangrdafne said...

Really good actually ;) LOL

Living with Edward said...

Whoa having a probem thinking of words tonight.

Porphyrias_Curse said...

8) adj sparkly

TigerlilyRose said...

#8 adjective oozey

Porphyrias_Curse said...

9) taint heheheee

TigerlilyRose said...

#9 part of body taint

Dangrdafne said...

LwE - hang in there the words will come to you :)

Porphyrias_Curse said...

great minds think alike ......lmao

StarlitViolets said...

Thanks Daf! I'm glad you aren't experiencing technical difficulties anymore. I don't think I can fully take pride in being first if other people couldn't get on. Damnit!

Living with Edward said...

LOL

StarlitViolets said...

Adverbs are the debil!

Porphyrias_Curse said...

10) lemony.....

Living with Edward said...

I'm sure DD can come up with a good one

StarlitViolets said...

11. Isle Esme

Porphyrias_Curse said...

oh wait..adv not adj..hmmm lemonly?

Living with Edward said...

11. the bloated toad

StarlitViolets said...

LWE - She can't! She's hosting! :( Otherwise - yes, she's terrific that way!

TigerlilyRose said...

PC LMAO

#12 adjective oozey

StarlitViolets said...

LOL! I think it would be:

lemonily

Porphyrias_Curse said...

13 noun.. mercedes guardian

TigerlilyRose said...

LWE I don't remember a bloated toad...PMSL

StarlitViolets said...

13. chastity belt

Dangrdafne said...

Adverbs are most definitely the debil. What is the Bloated Toad?? Lemonly??

Porphyrias_Curse said...

lol...i like it SV...rolls off the tounge well

17foreverlisa said...

#17 - Bella

StarlitViolets said...

Shit!

Porphyrias_Curse said...

lmao, ok backtracking- 10)adv drippingly

TigerlilyRose said...

14-15-16?

StarlitViolets said...

Can we make #17: 17foreverlisa??? In honor of our fellow bar wench who couldn't be here.

17foreverlisa said...

Only had time for one. Sorry! Miss you all!

Lisa

Living with Edward said...

@TLR: It's the name of the restaurant in Port Angelis in Twilight the movie not the book. I don't know where they got that from, but it sure is a funny name. If you watch the scene with Edward telling Jess and Angela that he is going to drive Bella home, the sign is behind the girls.

TigerlilyRose said...

#14 pl noun pubic hairs

StarlitViolets said...

LISA!!! LMAO! You're here! Kind of.

Porphyrias_Curse said...

Sounds like a pub in Hogsmeade lol

Living with Edward said...

@Lisa: I can't believe you popped in here just to do 17 and it's even out of order! LOL You cooky lady.

TigerlilyRose said...

@LWE AH! Thanks, I will look for that next time I watch!

Dangrdafne said...

@ SV - I will take care of it LOL ;)

Porphyrias_Curse said...

15 adj eternal

Living with Edward said...

16. cooky, in honor of Lisa

StarlitViolets said...

16. rock hard

Porphyrias_Curse said...

17) Reneesme!

StarlitViolets said...

Ooo - PC - that was EVIL! LMAO!

Living with Edward said...

17. the girl whose head is constantly in the green house scene! LOL

Porphyrias_Curse said...

lol..what can I say....

Dangrdafne said...

It's up!!

Do we want to do a second one?

Porphyrias_Curse said...

Yes please :)

StarlitViolets said...

YES!!!

Porphyrias_Curse said...

lmao.." I miss the way my taint beats..." im gonna pee.....

Living with Edward said...

@PC: Is that reaction to your beating taint? LOL

Dangrdafne said...

Ok #2 is up!

StarlitViolets said...

LMAO!!! My "taint beats" and how cool was "I want to grow eternal with you"!!!

Porphyrias_Curse said...

LMAO!!!!! seriously....clenching against laugh induced incontinence

Porphyrias_Curse said...

um..is #2 supposed to start w #2?

Living with Edward said...

Where is number 1???

StarlitViolets said...

1. Adjective - didn't show! It's black I think.

So everyone - 1. Adjective

Porphyrias_Curse said...

1 adj hairy

Living with Edward said...

It is black!! You can highlight it.
1. Black

Dangrdafne said...

AAAIIIGGGHHHH I am just technically stupid!!! oi vey

1 and 2 are adjectives.

sorry

Living with Edward said...

Aw DD, don't feel bad, all that makes it way more fun.. more stuff to laugh at. LOL

Porphyrias_Curse said...

3) plural noun ~ hot meat injections

StarlitViolets said...

It's all good, Daf! I know what happened and I only know from experience. LOL!

No worries. :)

StarlitViolets said...

4. cum dumpster

Living with Edward said...

4. Glitter lube

Porphyrias_Curse said...

5 plural noun anal beads

Living with Edward said...

5. Glitter Lubes

Living with Edward said...

I can't catch a break!! LOL

StarlitViolets said...

Oooo - LwE, good one! Too bad I beat you! Do it for 9!

Porphyrias_Curse said...

lol... 6 adj glittah lubey?

Living with Edward said...

I am a DML fail tonight. Damn 10 hour work day has me all stupid.

TigerlilyRose said...

#6 shakily

Porphyrias_Curse said...

7 body part frenum

StarlitViolets said...

@LWE - No way! You're here and that's what matters. We all have slow days, babe!

TigerlilyRose said...

#7 cum bubbles

StarlitViolets said...

8. Sparkle Peen

Dangrdafne said...

LwE I need a #2 adjective - besides black please.

Porphyrias_Curse said...

lol..if cum bubbles are a part of your body, you need to wash! LMAO!!

Living with Edward said...

SV: I'm going to get you pom pons and make you the DML cheerleader.

TigerlilyRose said...

FUCK ME on the wrong list!

btw...picket chastity belts sound ouchie!

Porphyrias_Curse said...

2 adj bawdy

Living with Edward said...

9.GLITTER LUBE!!!!!

Porphyrias_Curse said...

10) ear canal.....

StarlitViolets said...

@LWE - LMAO! No shit! Lisa calls it spready pixie dust! LOL!

WTG - on #9!!!

Go TEAM!!!

Living with Edward said...

OK, 2. salty

StarlitViolets said...

11. Noun - taint

Living with Edward said...

I was looking at a bag of chips when I thought of salty.

Porphyrias_Curse said...

hehe

StarlitViolets said...

Ehem - "spreading" pixie dust!

Porphyrias_Curse said...

12 belly button

StarlitViolets said...

When I hear "salty" I think of South Park. Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls!

TigerlilyRose said...

#12 part of body clit

Living with Edward said...

@SV: good chearing! You've got spirit!

Porphyrias_Curse said...

salty is really good as a dirrrty word lol..the first time a gf described the um ~ taste of manly love~ to me she said..eh it's like salty yogurt..

StarlitViolets said...

13. Noun - dwarf porn

Living with Edward said...

Like salty yogurt...oh ewww!! That is gross. LOL

Porphyrias_Curse said...

140 silly word robsten

Living with Edward said...

LMAO!!

Porphyrias_Curse said...

lol, gross. and accurate. lmao

StarlitViolets said...

Thanks PC! I can never unread the words "salty yogurt!" Now we need to put that on the DML!!!

Dangrdafne said...

@PC - LMAO!!!! perfect word ;)

StarlitViolets said...

15. Salty yogurt

Dangrdafne said...

I hear a #15 - salty yogurt!

Living with Edward said...

15, salty yogurt

Porphyrias_Curse said...

no prob SV lord knows ive had that description in my head since i was 13 lol. Daf - thanks :)

Living with Edward said...

Holy Poop! That is sooooo funny!!

Porphyrias_Curse said...

YES!

StarlitViolets said...

LMAO!!! Only here can I find girls who can scar ME! I am truly home! :)

Porphyrias_Curse said...

16 adv hungrily

Living with Edward said...

What are the chances??

Porphyrias_Curse said...

lol...then theres the wjole comparison of swallowing to eating oysters....

StarlitViolets said...

17. sparkle spooge

Living with Edward said...

18, J Jenks

StarlitViolets said...

I don't "eat oysters"!

Porphyrias_Curse said...

LMAO! jenks!?! Love it!!

Porphyrias_Curse said...

hehe Im married so I dont have to eat oysters anymore either!

StarlitViolets said...

Oh LWE! You saved the BEST for LAST!!!! LMAO!!!

StarlitViolets said...

Married life is the BEST!!! Especially after almost 13 years of it!

Living with Edward said...

Who better to sign a love letter than a lawyer??

Porphyrias_Curse said...

yup yup, 14 yrs here :)

Dangrdafne said...

#2 is up. I love it!

Thanks for putting up with my technical difficulties.

Porphyrias_Curse said...

glitter lube on his face! perfect...

Dangrdafne said...

I love the Robsten line!

Porphyrias_Curse said...

hungrily in love....very twilighty hehe

Living with Edward said...

OMG With glitter lube on his face!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!

Dangrdafne said...

See LwE you were meant to miss your words just to get that one!!

Porphyrias_Curse said...

awesome dml's daf- techno blips included :) thanks!!!

Living with Edward said...

I guess glitter lube was just ment to be number 9,

StarlitViolets said...

LMAO! Glitter lube on his face!!!

Living with Edward said...

@DD: it was meant to be. Ah I just love fate.

Porphyrias_Curse said...

im now envisioning Rob with glitter lube on his face.....my new happy place

StarlitViolets said...

Great job DangrDafne!!!

Dangrdafne said...

Thank you PC :) Thank you for playing and for all your awesome words :)

Living with Edward said...

Thank you for hosting DD! I just love playing this game with all of you.

Porphyrias_Curse said...

np, i'm a bit of a lover of lexicology lol... my professors say my papers get a bit loquacious.... :)

Dangrdafne said...

I love it too. I hope someone else is hosting next week - hint hint ;) LOL!

Porphyrias_Curse said...

for whomever hosts in the future, there are 3 new "adult" themed mad libs at my local Spencer store...could have some good dml fodder in there....

StarlitViolets said...

Ooo - PC - I may have to make a trip to the mall...

Porphyrias_Curse said...

nitey nite ladies! I'm off to the land of fic...

Porphyrias_Curse said...

hehe..theres a last airbender madlibs too....could be jasperfied....neways...TaTa

Demonpurr13 said...

sorry i missed out on DML tonight ladies.. i have to say the results are hilarious!!

Bradyvodc said...

@DD: it was meant to be. Ah I just love fate.