Directions

*Pour yourself a glass or four.

*Type ONE ANSWER per comment.

*Write the number, type of word, and your word (i.e. #1 Noun: labia).

*Make it DIRTY.

*Make it CRUDE.

*Make it Twilight-related. (semi-optional)

*Make one of the words “taint." It's a must. The word "taint" is funny ALL THE TIME.

*Oh yeah, I know we'll be a tad bit tipsy, but try to read the other comments,
so we know what number we're on and don't have any repeats.

-Mox

Friday, June 25, 2010

Mad Libs of Delirium!!

Welcome!

Dangrdafne here from Dangrdafne Days of Delirium! It is my turn to be your hostess for Drunk Mad Libs. We had two great weeks with StarlitViolets and 17foreverlisa hosting, so I hope I can keep up their great work. Also welcome back mmMoxie, we missed you!

Please note that DML will not be held next Friday July 2, 2010 due to so many people being away that weekend for the July 4th holiday in the states.

Ok back to the fun, the Mad Libs book I am using is in honor of Mrs. P of TwiBite. As soon as I saw the title, I knew I had to buy it.



So here we go with the “Team Peace” Mad Lib!
I figure the tie in to Twilight is along the lines of Team Edward, Team Jacob or Team Everyone (that’s me!). But it also ties in to real life with the World Cup going on!
You will notice that this Mad Lib makes up for last week’s not having any adjectives. LOL!!!



1. Noun

2. Plural noun

3. Adjective

4. Twilight character

5. Plural noun

6. Adjective

7. Plural noun

8. Adjective

9. Verb

10. Adjective

11. Plural noun

12. Noun

13. Adjective

14. Adjective

15. Adjective

16. Part of the Body

17. Noun

18. Adjective


Team Peace

It was the day of the most important Robsten on the schedule and the coach knew his team was a bundle of taints. He wisely invited the Gassy Guru Demetri to help his players find their inner numchucks. The Guru’s pep talk was simple and cunty: Block out the screaming ball sacks in the stadium. Focus on becoming one with the cunnilingtastic ball. The most important thing is to believe you can kick better today than you have in any other rock hard game this season. The opposing cheaters will try to shake your anus licker, but you must stay calm, cool, and ominous and always be positive. If one of your teammates makes a twatty play, given him a gut twistingly gassy pat of encouragement on the broken heart. Now put your Mrs. P faces on and go make us un-buzzed!




Did You Ever Have One of Those Days... at Forks High School?

1. Adjective
2. Noun
3. Adjective
4. Verb ending in “ING”
5. Number
6. Adjective
7. Noun
8. Noun
9. Letter of the Alphabet
10. Adjective
11. Adjective
12. Exclamation
13. Noun


Dear Diary: What a slutty day! I forgot my gym Golden Onion, so the pungent teacher made me do one hundred crapping jacks. I was late getting to homeroom and the teacher has me write 17 times, “I promise not to be fucked ever again.” As if that’s not enough, I was in the bathroom and dropped my report in the The Meadow! I can’t turn in a soaking wet box, so I’m probably going to get a P. Did I mention someone spilled a bowl of tawdry soup all over me at lunch? And worse than that, I bit into an apple and cracked a filling in my fucktarded molar. HARDER! I guess I just got up on the wrong side of the cat-o-nine this morning.

Bella




Remember there is no DML next Friday July 2, 2010!! Have a great holiday from all of us at DML!


Hey, if you are looking for some new blogs to follow I have a few that are looking to reach a certain number of followers by June 30th. There is me http://www.dangrdafne.blogspot.com/ I need just 1 more blog follower for 40. http://starlitviolets.blogspot.com/ needs just 2 more blog followers for 30. http://trixieandtess.blogspot.com/ needs just 25 more blog followers for 100. http://livingwithedward.blogspot.com/ would like 457 more blog followers for 500 LOL!!! Ok she could use 7 more for 50. These are all fun blogs and I hope you will consider following them. Thanks!

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17foreverlisa said...

Robsten

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

I quit

mmMoxie said...

@Lisa - don't you mean Taintsten? LOL

Living with Edward said...

@Mrs. P: LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

mmMoxie said...

2. taints

Demonpurr13 said...

2. plural noun - taints

Dangrdafne said...

@ Mrs. P - did you see the title of the Mad Libs I got???? :)

Demonpurr13 said...

haha mox - we are on the same brain wave here

Living with Edward said...

@Moxie and Demon: Nice!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

DD---It is the best Mad Libs ever!!!

17foreverlisa said...

Hello! Well, looky there, I was first. How's everyone tonight?

mmMoxie said...

#4: Demetri "Save some for me"

Living with Edward said...

4. Ugly waitress with horrible bangs.

Demonpurr13 said...

woop woop i made it.. i am cooking too however so i am running back and forth very quickly

mmMoxie said...

Hi Lisa :)

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

5) Numchucks

Living with Edward said...

Hey Lisa!!

17foreverlisa said...

Hey, Mox!! How was the vacay?

Welcome back Demonpurr13!

mmMoxie said...

@DEmonpurr13 - I hope your cooking turns out better than my baking today. Those were the grossest cookies ever but the dough was edible.

Porphyrias_Curse said...

ello ello......sooooo where are we???

mmMoxie said...

Hi Lisa. Glad vaca is over. I can only spend so much time in BFE with my mother before feeling homicidal.

mmMoxie said...

hi PC i think we're on #6

Dangrdafne said...

#6

Demonpurr13 said...

@ mmMoxie - i sure hope it tastes good! erik will let me know in a few mins.. haha.. i had no idea cookies could go wrong lol

Banshee713 said...

Hey hos, I can't sleep, mind if I join in?

5. Bollocks

Demonpurr13 said...

7. ball sacks

17foreverlisa said...

@Mox - LOL!! Did the kids like the Grand Canyon, though? Had they been there before?

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

we need #6

Dangrdafne said...

We need #6 :) Welcome everyone!!

mmMoxie said...

#6 cunty

Living with Edward said...

8. Mini

mmMoxie said...

@Lisa - um. the Grand Canyon wasn't so Grand. The weather did not cooperate. Managed to get a couple of shots of Mrs. P's avi though.

17foreverlisa said...

#7 porn shops

Porphyrias_Curse said...

#8) adj - cunnilingtastic :)

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

8) FAKE

Demonpurr13 said...

8. succulent

17foreverlisa said...

Oops! Didn't see that we had skipped #6. Thought we were on #6.

Banshee713 said...

#8 slutty

mmMoxie said...

wow. @PC that's a good one that I may need to work into every day conversation

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

OMG...this all sorts of crazy

17foreverlisa said...

#9 kicking

Porphyrias_Curse said...

thanks lol...I figured english majors are allowed to make up words right..

Living with Edward said...

number 8 is popular tonight.

17foreverlisa said...

Trying to stay with the World Cup theme ;)

@Mox - Sorry to hear that.

@PC - That was a good answer!

VampiresWeLove said...

Jizz Slingin #9

17foreverlisa said...

Can I skip ahead and do #17?

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

@Lisa...and how does the world cup apply to your #1? LOL!

mmMoxie said...

#10 rock hard

Porphyrias_Curse said...

#9) verb... score

17foreverlisa said...

She's got the best trophy EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mmMoxie said...

@lisa - true dat! That little bitch doesn't know how lucky she is. SHe probably yells at him a lot

Living with Edward said...

My husband just came in the room ranting about the most frustrating thing ever and throws a solved rubix cube on the bed. LOL

Banshee713 said...

#11: cheaters. Totally world cup related. French bastards...

Dangrdafne said...

#11

Living with Edward said...

My husband just came in the room ranting about the most frustrating thing ever and throws a solved rubix cube on the bed. LOL

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Lisa...I'm starting to sweat

Dangrdafne said...

@ Lisa - I don't know where SV is. I feel so unloved :(

Porphyrias_Curse said...

11) plural noun..... queefs

mmMoxie said...

#11 long and thick cocks.

Demonpurr13 said...

12. anus licker

mmMoxie said...

@DD - no shit. where is SV?

Dangrdafne said...

@ Lisa - or maybe she trusts me to be able to host this on my own LMAO!!!!!

It already didn't publish when I scheduled it to :( I had to go in and post it.

mmMoxie said...

@Demonpurr13 - you are sick

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

12) dildo

VampiresWeLove said...

@LWE How many years has he been working on it?

mmMoxie said...

#13 ominous

Dangrdafne said...

@ mmMoxie01 - it is SV's birthday this week so maybe they are doing something.

mmMoxie said...
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Living with Edward said...

@VWL: Too many. He spent the past 2 evening googling how to solve it!

VampiresWeLove said...

gelatinous smegma

Porphyrias_Curse said...

13) adj - twatty

mmMoxie said...

@LwE - why didn't he just take it apart and snap the pieces back in the right order like I used to?

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

14) abused

Living with Edward said...

14. Mushy

Porphyrias_Curse said...
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VampiresWeLove said...

haha..I remember my parents bought me a book when I was a kid-think I still have it. We usually just resorted to removing the stickers & putting them back on LOL..lazy fuckers

Living with Edward said...

@Moxie: He just couldn't live with himself. He's too much of a goody two shoes.

17foreverlisa said...

@DD - You got that right! She knows you don't need any help running this thing.

Banshee713 said...

#14 lemony

mmMoxie said...

#15 gut twistingly gassy

Porphyrias_Curse said...

15) adj cum-stipated heheheeee

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

16) Broken heart

Living with Edward said...

@VWL: I remember just moving the stickers around too. My brother's thought of it before and tricked me into believing they solved it and I was impressed. LOL

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

all of my depressing contributions are Lisa's fault

17foreverlisa said...

#17 - Mrs. P

mmMoxie said...

awwwww Mrs P. You are a lovely buzz kill tonight aren't you?

Living with Edward said...

17. Rubix Cube

VampiresWeLove said...
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17foreverlisa said...

@Mox - She probably doesn't have a buzz tonight, which is the problem.

Twired Jen said...

Oops I'm too late, that's what happens when I get to looking at Robsten after party pics. Damn.

17foreverlisa said...

Step away from #17 LwE! That's mine. LOL!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

MOX...LMAO!

VampiresWeLove said...
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mmMoxie said...

@Lisa @Mrs. P why the fuck not?

Hi Jen :)

Dangrdafne said...

@ Mrs. P - I am sorry you are sad.
@ Lisa - your noun choice is PERFECT in many ways!!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Oh jeebus, Jen

17foreverlisa said...

@Jen - That's okay. Keep sending them to me. I LOVE THEM! Did you see my #1 answer?

Living with Edward said...

@Lisa: Oops sorry, wasn't thinking. I'm not buzzed either.

Dangrdafne said...

Last one #18 Adjective


Then do we want another??

mmMoxie said...

Nothing cures depression like massive amounts of alcohol. Drink up Mrs. P

Living with Edward said...

18. Un-buzzed

Porphyrias_Curse said...

18) adj- whipped (ala 50 shades style)

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

I'm actually laughing my ass off here...no worries.

mmMoxie said...

I thought everyone would be celebrating since I'm back and all. Sheesh.

Dangrdafne said...

Hey I welcomed you back in my post mmMoxie!!!!

Porphyrias_Curse said...

@Mrs P - careful laughing your ass off makes it very hard to sit :)

mmMoxie said...

I saw. Thank you DD. I expect everyone to be drunk though.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

@PC---LOLOL! True...and I do love to sit...

17foreverlisa said...

@Porphyrais_Curse - You win with the best answer of the night. I'm just a LITTLE partial to Fifty. I've mentioned him a few times to my bloggy besties.

Porphyrias_Curse said...

No Drunk mad libs tonite....merely slightly intoxicated bordering on still sober mad libs...

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Lisa....look at you, tweeting like crazy.

Porphyrias_Curse said...

hehe :) awesome sauce. He's my fav too...

Dangrdafne said...

Team Peace Mad Lib is up. Do we want #2???

Porphyrias_Curse said...

total random...my 3 year old is distressed the mosquitoes outside may drink her blood and they don't look like edward

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

UM...DD...you might want to fix something...LOL!

Dangrdafne said...

I mucked it up. You can only see the mad lib words LMAO!!!!!!

mmMoxie said...

I am still slightly sober but the next drink will definitely push me over the edge of tipsy. #3 will surely induce extreme drunkenness and I'll end up FB chatting with a dude I've never met from hawaii until 6 am.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

OH shit...I see my name next to all those depressing words...LOL!

VampiresWeLove said...

@PC haha...at least she has good taste at an early age!!

Porphyrias_Curse said...

It looks like a beautiful smutty mash up of random smexiness

mmMoxie said...

I need to put my Mrs. P face on

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

OK DD---almost there. Only one sentence missing.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

YES! It's up!

Porphyrias_Curse said...

LMAO..... man I hate those twatty plays...

Dangrdafne said...

ARG - it is ready *hangs head*

Living with Edward said...

Mrs. P faces. LOL All I can see is a crowd of people where her avi like masks. LOL

Banshee713 said...

Hmm, I need to find my inner numchucks...

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

LMAO! "Put your Mrs. P faces on" LOLOL!

17foreverlisa said...

@Mrs. P - Emphasis on crazy, right?

@Mox - Holy hell! My brain processed that as "I need to put Mrs. P on my face," and I thought, "Mox must have meant Mrs. P's avi." LMFAO!!!!!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Oh look at how lovely you all are now with your Mrs. P faces on. Wait...who drew a cock on one of them? LOL!

mmMoxie said...

@Lisa - LOL!

mmMoxie said...

*whistles and looks around the room innocently*

Porphyrias_Curse said...

:sigh: my kids want me to go catch lightning bugs with them.....guess I have to go...for a min or 5

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

see ya later PC!

mmMoxie said...

@PC - make sure once you catch them you throw them on the sidewalk and smear them with your shoe. Thats what we did when we were kids.

Dangrdafne said...

Well #2 is up if you want to torture yourselves!! LOL

mmMoxie said...

#1 Slutty

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

don't you dare, Lisa..

VampiresWeLove said...

#2 Golden Onion

Banshee713 said...

#2 knob

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

3) pungent

mmMoxie said...

#3 bug eyed

mmMoxie said...

#4 whoring

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

4) peeling

Banshee713 said...

#4 crapping

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

5) 17!

VampiresWeLove said...

#5 17

mmMoxie said...

#6 fucked

VampiresWeLove said...

? Fucked is not an adjective lol

Banshee713 said...

Fuck you, slow broadband.
#9 P!

mmMoxie said...

fucked up?

VampiresWeLove said...

#7 The Meadow

Porphyrias_Curse said...

IIIIIiiiiiiiimmmm baaacckkkkk...9)verb- anally fisted

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

@VWL...yes, as in "My hair is all fucked tonight"

Dangrdafne said...

@ VampiresWeLove - that may be true for #6 but it works pretty well in the lib. I am going to accept it. And it's Mox!!

Banshee713 said...

@VWL: sure it is. For example, my car's transmission is completely fucked.

mmMoxie said...

The word "Fuck" can be anything it wants to be. Just like me. I wanted to be a belly dancer when I was little and look at me now.?...

Dangrdafne said...

#8 noun

17foreverlisa said...

@VampiresWeLove - I love you!!

17foreverlisa said...

@VampiresWeLove - I love you!!

Porphyrias_Curse said...

Awesome mox.. I belly dance ;)

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

8) BOX

mmMoxie said...

#10 fucking

Banshee713 said...

Oops, #8 bearded clam

Demonpurr13 said...

@mmMoxie -bellydancing is soooo much fun! i love it!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

ARE WE ON 10 NOW? WHY AM I IN CAPS?

Dangrdafne said...

Banshee had #9 - so we are at #10 adjective

Porphyrias_Curse said...

lol @ mrs p. you must be feeling intense!

mmMoxie said...

@PC - thats awesome! I wouldn't show my naked belly to a blind man in the dark. I thought a belly dancer was Jeanie on I dream of Jeanie when I was little. I guess what I really wanted was to have magical powers and no belly button when I grew up.

mmMoxie said...
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Porphyrias_Curse said...

10 adj tawdry

Living with Edward said...

Belly dancing is great fun, and a great work out.

Banshee713 said...

@MRSP: ARE YOU ANGRY?

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Oooh...LWE! Are we a belly dancer?

Porphyrias_Curse said...

@mox - luckily my teacher was not a small woman or I would have been too terrified to let the blub blub go!

mmMoxie said...

#11 fucktarded

17foreverlisa said...

#12 - Harder!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

@Banshee and PC---sorry for the accidental shouting. lol!

Dangrdafne said...

I think Mox is stuck on a word now ;)

VampiresWeLove said...

@Mox..right there with ya sister..just the word belly makes me cringe!

mmMoxie said...

#13 fuck


LMAO. torturing LWE is fun

Porphyrias_Curse said...

lol, s'ok - we all go caps from time to time :)

Living with Edward said...

@Mrs. P: I dabbled in it for a bit a couple of years ago. I would like to take a class. The dance studio that I take my Hip Hop classes at offers it. I may try it again. It is really cool to find out how your body can actually move. It's crazy.

mmMoxie said...

I mean torturing VWL is awesome. or whoever the fuck was irritated by the use of fuck as anything other than a verb.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

@PC---"we all go caps from time to time"...love it!

Dangrdafne said...

Last one #13 noun

mmMoxie said...

time for drink #2. Tipsy here I come.

Porphyrias_Curse said...

:)

Banshee713 said...

#12 Cocksucker!!

mmMoxie said...

@DD - #13 is fuck

Living with Edward said...

@Moxie: how are we torturing me?? I don't feel tortured. Should I?

Porphyrias_Curse said...

12# Well fuck me sideways!

mmMoxie said...

@LWE - hmmm. maybe i'm confused and I'm actually on drink #2 and need a refill.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

No, LWE...she got her initials "fucked", she meant VWL.

Banshee713 said...

Oops, late again. Fuck you Eircom!

Demonpurr13 said...

i am being forced off the computer by a very large wookie.. have a good night everyone!! xoxo

Living with Edward said...

@Moxie: Oh, I see. yeah, wasn't me. I remember this happening last week. LOL

VampiresWeLove said...

haha..I was gonna say Fuck for #12 too but thought it might still be a sensitive subject..and just too soon ;-) Sorry-I'm a nerd lol

Dangrdafne said...

my mad lib, my rules - I need a "better" #13 noun - please *bats eyelashes*

Porphyrias_Curse said...

...thinking..if dml is this fun via the interweb.....Forks is going to be epic...

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