Directions

*Pour yourself a glass or four.

*Type ONE ANSWER per comment.

*Write the number, type of word, and your word (i.e. #1 Noun: labia).

*Make it DIRTY.

*Make it CRUDE.

*Make it Twilight-related. (semi-optional)

*Make one of the words “taint." It's a must. The word "taint" is funny ALL THE TIME.

*Oh yeah, I know we'll be a tad bit tipsy, but try to read the other comments,
so we know what number we're on and don't have any repeats.

-Mox

Friday, August 20, 2010

Vacation Time

I am just getting back from my work trip to Houston. So go easy on me as I am for you with this first Mad Lib....

1. Noun
2. Noun
3. Plural Noun
4. Noun
5. Noun
6. Plural Noun
7. Noun
8. Adverb
9. Plural Noun
10. Plural Noun
11. Plural Noun
12. Plural Noun
13. Part of the Body (plural)
14. Plural Noun
15. Plural Noun
16. Plural Noun
17. Noun


A Little Peace and Quiet

What would happen if you fell overboard from a Pooper and washed up on a deserted tropical Clit? Here's a list of survival boobies:

- The human dildo requires one thing more than all others to survive: truckstop cum sponge. Without water, you would only last for a few tainty slankets. So you'd have to find a source of fresh running hyperactive pussy trolls and boil it before whorishly drinking it.
- Look for plants, cock rings, and insects to eat. you can also try leaves, berries, roots and even the bark of some cum shots.
- Food can also be hunted with primitive empty lube bottles. Use rocks, sticks, ropes, slippery nipples, or anything else you can get your taints on.
- Gather wet fingers for a campfire. Rub two burps together until a fire is created. You will have warmth and a way to cool and boil your snot rockets. Perhaps most importantly, you'll have a way to signal a passing sexpender pants.





1. Adjective
2. Adjective
3. Adjective
4. Plural Noun
5. Plural Noun
6. Adjective
7. Noun
8. Verb ending in "ing"
9. Noun
10. Article of clothing (plural)
11. Noun
12. Plural Noun
13. Type of Liquid
14. Verb ending in "ing"
15. Adjective
16. Noun


Happy Campers

When life gets too pimptastic, there's no better antidote than to forget the funky grind and go camping with some hairy friends. With the moon and fucksticks twinkling overhead and the sound of burps chirping in the woods, sitting around the campfire and singing a sparkly chorus or two of "She'll be Coming 'Round the Glitter Lube" or "I've Been Fucking on the Railroad" is a great way to restore peace to your inner Vanquish (motorcycle). Or, if you choose, you can scare the thongs off everyone with Filth stories. You can also just sit quietly, toasting h00rs and sipping mugs of steaming jizz before snuggling into your double fisting bag. Yes, there's nothing better than the sour outdoors to guarantee a good night's riding crop!

147 comments:

mmMoxie said...

#1 pooper

Twired Jen said...

1. Corona Light

Dangrdafne said...

Welcome Dangrdafne here hosting tonite! Have fun!

Demonpurr13 said...

#2 clits

mmMoxie said...

HI DD & Jen.

I hope we have more playing tonight than just us :(

Demonpurr13 said...

hey ladies!! i finally remembered dml tonight!!

Twired Jen said...

Yay hi DD, I'm at work...sober obvi :) But going to try and play along as long as no guests interrupt me. LOL! Hey Mox!

mmMoxie said...

wow Deamonpurr - way to start out strong!

RobzSinger said...

#3 boobies
hi this is my first time. sorry if i'm doing it wrong.

Twired Jen said...

3. Scrotal sacks.

Twired Jen said...

Hey RobzSinger, you're doing find. Just try and see who last posted and go to # after that.

RobzSinger said...

how do you refresh the comments again?

Dangrdafne said...

So far so good RobzSinger

Twired Jen said...

4. Isle Esme

Twired Jen said...

F5

Demonpurr13 said...

ya know mox, it's all this coffee i am drinking tonight :) lol

Dangrdafne said...

F5 - if on a Mac then the fn key and F5 jey

mmMoxie said...

#5 dildo

Porphyrias_Curse said...

5 noun truckstop cum sponge

RobzSinger said...

thanks loves, i'm so technotarded. i'll give it a go.

Demonpurr13 said...

#6 tainty slankets

RobzSinger said...

#6 forks

RobzSinger said...

my bad.

mmMoxie said...

Nice one Demonpurr13

mmMoxie said...

we need #7 now

Porphyrias_Curse said...

7 n hyperactive pussy troll

Demonpurr13 said...

im feelin it, feelin x rated.. hehehe

Twired Jen said...

Damn bastards guest keep walking up. Shoooo Guests, SHOO!

Porphyrias_Curse said...

>:)

Demonpurr13 said...

hahahaha a pussy troll

Dangrdafne said...

Double, triple and more entries for words happen all the time, Robzsinger, no worries. It makes it all the more fun :)

Twired Jen said...

Porphyrias_Curse wow ur into the 3 words huh?! lmao!

Twired Jen said...

8. Sideways.

Porphyrias_Curse said...

@Jen~I like it in threes lol

Porphyrias_Curse said...

9 plural noun.. cock rings

Twired Jen said...

10. cum shots

mmMoxie said...

#10 - empty lube bottles

mmMoxie said...

#11 empty lube bottles

Demonpurr13 said...

#12 slippery nipples

Porphyrias_Curse said...

12 gimp masks

Dangrdafne said...

I don't think Sideways is an adverb, Jen, do you want to try again?

Porphyrias_Curse said...

13 taint...

RobzSinger said...

#12 wet fingers. i'm trying to get dirty:)

Porphyrias_Curse said...

oops..13..taints :)

17foreverlisa said...

13 lips

mmMoxie said...

sideways can be an adjective or an adverb, but if it doesn't make sense in the mad lib, I guess we'll have to go for another one.

Porphyrias_Curse said...

lol @ robzsinger...liquor helps

mmMoxie said...

ello Lisa :)

RobzSinger said...

i guess mine worked for 12 or 13

Dangrdafne said...

I would appreciate another adverb please, thank you :)

mmMoxie said...

#14 burps

Porphyrias_Curse said...

um, adverb. whorishly :)

RobzSinger said...

adverb-fully, your wish is my command.

17foreverlisa said...

Shit I'm trying to play on my iPod touch. No power. Storming here.

Hope your Friday's going better :(

Living with Edward said...

15. Snot Rockets

Porphyrias_Curse said...

ooo good one LWE

Demonpurr13 said...

#16 penis adaptor

Twired Jen said...

Good one LWE!
16. sandy butts

Porphyrias_Curse said...

16 plural noun knobjockeys

mmMoxie said...

#16 nerds

Demonpurr13 said...

that was supposed to have an S at the end for the plural noun whoops

Twired Jen said...

Good one LWE!
16. sandy butts

Porphyrias_Curse said...

17 - sexpender pants

Twired Jen said...

Good one LWE!
16. sandy butts

RobzSinger said...

#17 full moon.

mmMoxie said...

We're done with DML #1!

Twired Jen said...

Blogger is being a snarky bitch right now. Did not mean to comment twice. Just sayin'.

RobzSinger said...

i'm getting a drink now;)
and please use penis adaptors in a sentence...

Twired Jen said...

Woohoo...I srsly wish I could drink at work. Annoying guests. You're on vacation...CHILL THE F OUT!

Living with Edward said...

I cried and convinced Edward to at least let me contribute one word. I have to call it a night now. Love yous all. Goodnight.

@RobzSinger:Glad you got to play DML tonight! Hope you love it as much as we do.

@DD: Hope you had a nice happy trip. Glad you are back safe and can't wait to see you again. Eric too. He was sad we couldn't "hang" on sunday. LOL

Yes, Edward, I'm finishing up. sheesh. I gotta go. Hugs and kisses to you all.
.....Oh, Edward says hi.

Demonpurr13 said...

a Penis adaptor is the harness a ho uses for holding plastic or metal dildos for shafting her biatch.. hahaha

mmMoxie said...

Hi LwE.....and Edward :)

mmMoxie said...

Wow Demonpurr....what kind of coffee are you drinking tonight?

Porphyrias_Curse said...

wtf...i keep being booted into blogger jail...

RobzSinger said...

Well, I learned something new tonight. Who knew DML was educational? :)
Sweet Edward Dreams LWE!

Porphyrias_Curse said...

1 adj pimptastic

Dangrdafne said...

DML #1 is up and #2 should be there too now.

Porphyrias_Curse said...

ooo..did I start too soon?

Demonpurr13 said...

@ mox - just a french roast with cinnamon creamer.. actually i was playing on the urban dictionary under the word penis and found that out.. all kinds of new things to learn for me today! haha

mmMoxie said...

#2 funky

Porphyrias_Curse said...

2 adj fuckalicious

Dangrdafne said...

@ PC - not at all - I have #1 now. So we are on #2 in #2

mmMoxie said...

@Demonpurr - Urban Dictionary never disappoints.

RobzSinger said...

#3 hairy

Porphyrias_Curse said...

4 plural n fucksticks

mmMoxie said...

#5 burps

mmMoxie said...

burp seems to be working as well as taint. I don't know why that word is so funny, maybe because I'm really good at burping.

Demonpurr13 said...

#5 whippersnappers

RobzSinger said...

burps again eh? #6 sparkly

Porphyrias_Curse said...

..gas is Always funny...lol

Dangrdafne said...

Are you feeling gassy tonite Mox??

RobzSinger said...

#7 glitter lube

Porphyrias_Curse said...

7 noun nipple clamp

mmMoxie said...

always DD

mmMoxie said...

#8 fucking

Porphyrias_Curse said...

ohhh good one Robz..I lurve the glittah lube

Porphyrias_Curse said...

9 noun Vanquish

Dangrdafne said...

@PC is that Vanquish as in motorcycle?

RobzSinger said...

#10 thongs

Demonpurr13 said...

well girls, it has been fun.. but me and my penis adapter have to go finish making dinner.. i will check in to read the finished product later! bye girls!

Porphyrias_Curse said...

yeah, as a proper noun lol

Dangrdafne said...

LOL RobzSinger - perfect!

mmMoxie said...

bye Demonpurr...ttyl (see ya Tuesday)

RobzSinger said...

bye demonpurr, it was nice to kind of meet you:)

Dangrdafne said...

@PC just wanted to check - I will add that designation for those who don't know that Vanquish is a motorcycle and a noun :)

Dangrdafne said...

Thank you for playing Demonpurr!!

Porphyrias_Curse said...

lol, or i could offer you a different noun, or you could just use morotcycle :) options n shit

RobzSinger said...

thanks for clarifying dangrdafne, you really run this bitch. ;)

RobzSinger said...

i like chopper as well, another option.

Dangrdafne said...

@PC already taken care of :) I like the word Vanquish - we're good.

mmMoxie said...

#11 filth

RobzSinger said...

where are we? #11 pea coat

Dangrdafne said...

#11 is up :)

Porphyrias_Curse said...

12_) plural noun h00rs

RobzSinger said...

#13 jizz

Porphyrias_Curse said...

13 liq ) ball sweat

Porphyrias_Curse said...

14) double fisting

RobzSinger said...

ooh, me likey #14 pc.

Dangrdafne said...

@ RobzSinger (and PC) - YUCK!! when you see the Mad Lib for #13.

Porphyrias_Curse said...

hehe thanx >;)

RobzSinger said...

#15 sour

Porphyrias_Curse said...

lol..I've been channeling fiftyshades darkside lol

Dangrdafne said...

Last one - make it a good one kids

RobzSinger said...

#16 riding crop, speaking of fifty.

Porphyrias_Curse said...

oooooo yeaahhhhhh

RobzSinger said...

where did everyone go? *sniffs armpits*

mmMoxie said...

alone again....fanfic fans and fifty. *sob*

Porphyrias_Curse said...

lol I know right..s'ok..it usually gets like this by the end of ML#2

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Dangrdafne said...

#2 is up!

mmMoxie said...

ROFL! #2 is hilarious! I told you burp works.

Porphyrias_Curse said...

" I've been fucking on the railroad" I need to learn that song!

Dangrdafne said...

It certainly makes you look back on childhood a little differently :)

Porphyrias_Curse said...

...speaking of fifty and fanfic..everyone read chp 1 of MoTU II yet?

RobzSinger said...

burp totally worked! :) #2 has some funny. a lot of girls cum around glitter lube. wait, did that make sense? lol.

RobzSinger said...

i haven't read it yet. must. do. soon.

Dangrdafne said...

I have not gotten to read any FanFic for 2 weeks due to a work trip :(

Porphyrias_Curse said...

You are an awesome hostess daf :) thanks for a great game!

RobzSinger said...

it's over? i was just getting in to my groove.

Porphyrias_Curse said...

ack..2 weeks w/out fan fic I think I'd implode, my condolences

Dangrdafne said...

Awww thank you PC. Thank you all for playing. Can't do it without you all :) Until next Friday!!!

RobzSinger said...

i feel so...unsatisfied. ;)

Porphyrias_Curse said...

..thats what she said

Dangrdafne said...

@ RobsZinger we are here every Friday.

@ PC I know I am dying to read just truly have not had the time :(

RobzSinger said...

good night loves.

Porphyrias_Curse said...

a'ight I'm off for a smokey snack before i get lost in my newest fic again.. laters ladies

mmMoxie said...

Thanks DD..........I'll be drinking on Twitter