Directions

*Pour yourself a glass or four.

*Type ONE ANSWER per comment.

*Write the number, type of word, and your word (i.e. #1 Noun: labia).

*Make it DIRTY.

*Make it CRUDE.

*Make it Twilight-related. (semi-optional)

*Make one of the words “taint." It's a must. The word "taint" is funny ALL THE TIME.

*Oh yeah, I know we'll be a tad bit tipsy, but try to read the other comments,
so we know what number we're on and don't have any repeats.

-Mox

Friday, August 27, 2010

Who needs parental supervision?

10 years old is too young to mix drinks so my kid will be playing video games all night
while I play DML!


MAD LIB #1

  1. adjective
  2. noun
  3. noun
  4. plural noun
  5. adverb
  6. number
  7. color
  8. verb
  9. plural noun
  10. plural noun
  11. noun
  12. plural noun
  13. noun
  14. noun
  15. celebrity (female)
  16. adjective
His Health Report

He looks fit, but he's a hypochondriac who makes sexy noises just walking to the cock ring.  He drinks too much liquid whip, eats too little pasties, and exercises gassily.  His body fat is ten percent and you're afraid he's going to turn purple one day and keel over.  When you jiggle together, he becomes winded after only a few seconds.  He bumps into ta tas regularly and his muscles are tight as beanies.  He starts sneezing and scratching his muffin whenever he's around dusty pubes.  While he can pick up a nugget with ease, he can't carry you around a small anal glitter lube like you are Jessica Simpson.  He's got a problem!  A glistening checkup is in order.

Mad Lib #2

  1. noun
  2. noun
  3. adverb
  4. noun
  5. person in room (female)
  6. adjective
  7. noun
  8. noun
  9. verb ending in "ing"
  10. noun
  11. adjective
  12. part of the body
  13. noun
Long Car Rides

While driving along the interstate Cock Juggling Cum Sponge, my sister, starts poking me with her pussy troll.  When I ask her to stop, she says sloppily, "You can't tell me what to do.  You're not my cum sac."  So I say, "Mom, will you please tell MoXXXie to stop poking me?"  But my mother ignores my pimptastic plea.  "Dad?"  I appeal to the king of the kiitttttyyyyyyy.  He turns around with a big anal defibrillator on his face and warns, "If you kids don't knock it off and stop farting, I will turn this whore monger around and head right back home!"  After a moment of adorkable silence, my sister whispers into my taint, "Look what you did.  Now we're going to have a terrible twinkie!"

151 comments:

17foreverlisa said...

1 - adjective SEXY

17foreverlisa said...

Woo mother fucking hoo! I'm first!

Hey, Mox!!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

hello ladies...

Porphyrias_Curse said...

Love it, i'm here drink in hand whilst my brood entertains itself upstairs..2 fuckstick

mmMoxie said...

Hiya girls. I'm not drinking tonight. I thought I should get that statement out of the way.

HG from Trueblood Twilight said...

2) Cock ring

RobzSinger said...

hi hooches!

mmMoxie said...

hola hola HOLLA

HG from Trueblood Twilight said...

Btw, I'm still at work. This is what happens when you ask me to work on Fridays.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

3) whip

RobzSinger said...

3) glow-in-the-dark dildo

Dangrdafne said...

But you did have broccoli Mox LOL

Porphyrias_Curse said...

4)pasties

17foreverlisa said...

You're not drinking, Mox? What up with that?!

Hey, HG! You ready for FFFOOORRRKKKSSS???!!!

@RobzSinger - My new hero :)

@Mrs. P - Did you just call me a lady? LOL!

mmMoxie said...

LOL DD. I did have broccoli! I'll keep the gas to a minimum

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

@lisa--my bad ;-)

17foreverlisa said...

@Mrs. P - I was looking around wondering who you were talking to ;)

mmMoxie said...

@Lisa - I have to get up EARLY tomorrow to meet the Mafia and Junior Mafia (Celaic Cutie's baby)

HG from Trueblood Twilight said...

Lisa, I'm ready for FOOOORKKKKS!

6) Ten

Dangrdafne said...

5. gassily

I have no idea if that is even a word but I have to try it LOL

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

5) sarcastically

RobzSinger said...

@17lisa- i hope you enjoy disappointment if i'm your hero;)

@Mox- No worries, I'll supply the burps this week.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

7) purple

Porphyrias_Curse said...

lol..@dangrdafne, i think if it ends in ly it counts

mmMoxie said...

@DD - nice adverb!

@Mrs. P - Purple's cool

Porphyrias_Curse said...

8)v jiggle

17foreverlisa said...

@Mox - Awwwwww! Please tell everyone hello and that I miss them. I'll bet Baby CC has really grown. Can't blame you for not drinking then, but it sucks!

@HG - Can you believe it's only like 35 days away? Yikes!! My roomies are insisting that I bring a dressy outfit. I'm pouting about that. LOL! What day do you and TC get in?

RobzSinger said...

9) ta tas

17foreverlisa said...

#9 - plural noun - beanies

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

@mox---the sales lady picked it out

17foreverlisa said...

@RobzSinger - Damn it!!!

#10 - plural noun - beanies

RobzSinger said...

@17 - lol!

17foreverlisa said...

Is it too early for a potty break? No? Great. BRB with a refill of boxed wine, too...

Porphyrias_Curse said...

11)n asshat

Demonpurr13 said...

hello ladies!!

TigerlilyRose said...

I am here!

#11 noun muffin

mmMoxie said...

we're on #11

AGirlReckoning said...

hey ladies!! what's up? :-D

mmMoxie said...

YAY! Hi TR :)

RobzSinger said...

@PC- that's my new favorite word.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

12) pubes

TigerlilyRose said...

#12 hairy hangers

HG from Trueblood Twilight said...

13) nugget

@Lisa we come in on Thursday.

mmMoxie said...

welcome AGR

Porphyrias_Curse said...

lol it is a great word isnt it...my new favorite word is shrubilingus....going down whilst in the shrubbery

Dangrdafne said...

What an awesome group tonite!! Welcome all!!

TigerlilyRose said...

#14 anal lube

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

@tigerlily---ours are almost the same...lol

AGirlReckoning said...

#11 - Paper

TigerlilyRose said...

WOO fucking hoo! I got one in!

Dangrdafne said...

15. Jessica Simpson

RobzSinger said...

i'd like to amend #14 to - anal glitter lube

17foreverlisa said...

I promise I washed my hands.

Hey DemonPurr and TL!!!

AGirlReckoning said...

@mmMoxie See?! LOL I thought you were on #11. HAHAHA

Porphyrias_Curse said...

@ tigerlily..that's what HE said lmao

Sam said...

#1.Adjective - Pulsating

17foreverlisa said...

I second RobzSinger's amendment.

mmMoxie said...

amended

TigerlilyRose said...

@MrsP yeah figure that...LOL

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

i third it

mmMoxie said...

LOL. Hi Sam! You're a little late for #1. We're almost done but we do two Mad Libs a night so you can play the next one as soon as its posted.

Sam said...

#2.Noun - Wil Wheaton

Porphyrias_Curse said...

lol...wil wheaton will get nothing and like it

mmMoxie said...

we need #16

RobzSinger said...

i got a stage 2 crier upstairs and hubs is doing fantasy football draft online. it's my turn. be back when i can. boo hiss:(

Porphyrias_Curse said...

what # are we at anyways?

Porphyrias_Curse said...

16) adj glistening

mmMoxie said...

Ok. brb with the finished product and ML#2

Living with Edward said...

Holy poop! I missed the tweet that said DML was ready and I missed the first one!!!

Living with Edward said...

Holy poop! I missed the tweet that said DML was ready and I missed the first one!!!

Porphyrias_Curse said...

...my cat's trying to drink my drink, damn drunk ass cat....

Demonpurr13 said...

hey MOX :) i will actually be at lunch tomorrow for a change! woo..

17foreverlisa said...

Welcome, Sam! I know it's confusing at first...well...it's confusing to me every week...but you'll get the hang of it.

Just try and see what the last number/item was given in the comments and go with the next one. The first time I ever played, I listed 1-16 in one comment box. Mox liked to about stroke out. LOL!

Dangrdafne said...

@Lisa - check out Tongue Twied's post! I just got the email for it.

17foreverlisa said...

Hold up! Demonpurr, you will need to change your avi asap. Just sayin ;)

@LwE - You pooped twice. Guess that's why they call it #2. LOL!

@DD - You did not give a clue of Jessica Simpson. LOL!!

HG from Trueblood Twilight said...

Okay, I'm officially clocking out and going home!

But here's a noun, Smegma

Bye everybody!

Living with Edward said...

I set off my own car alarm today.....a couple times.

Demonpurr13 said...

@ 17foreverlisa - and why is there an avi change needed? lol.. you know jacob is hotter right?

Porphyrias_Curse said...

rutroh

mmMoxie said...

Done! ML #2 is up

Living with Edward said...

@Lisa: Wow, if I pooped twice I would feel really....light.

mmMoxie said...

Hi Demonpurr - Glad I'll get to see you tomorrow!

Dangrdafne said...

@ Lisa - I was thinking of a tweet from TwiredJen LOL!!!

Porphyrias_Curse said...

lol..I sneeze and scratch my muffin when im around dusty pubes...doesn't everyone?

Living with Edward said...

Wow, the lib is REALLY funny.

mmMoxie said...

so who has #1 for ML#2?

Porphyrias_Curse said...

1 noun cock juggling cum sponge

Demonpurr13 said...

2 - pussy troll

Dangrdafne said...

@PC - you and your multi-word words LOL

Living with Edward said...

3. fluidly

Porphyrias_Curse said...

@demonpurr..love the pussy troll lmao

mmMoxie said...

multi-words = AWESOME

mmMoxie said...

We scared off Sam :(

TigerlilyRose said...

LMAO that was pretty good

#3 adverb sloppily

Porphyrias_Curse said...

lol @dd, I fancy myself a cunning linguist ;)

Dangrdafne said...

@ Mox - I can hardly think of a single word much less multi-worded words LMAO!!

TigerlilyRose said...

#4 noun cum sac

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

4) chastity belt

mmMoxie said...

@PC - LMAO that was awful, and hilarious

Porphyrias_Curse said...

hehe

Living with Edward said...

5. Moxxxie

Porphyrias_Curse said...

6 adj pimptastic

mmMoxie said...

HA! Great....now I've become the subject of this ML

Porphyrias_Curse said...

lol @mox, I'll be sure not to introduce any verbs starting with fist then

Living with Edward said...

@mmMoxie: No, not you, your super hero self. That is one crazy unibrowing afro bitch.

TigerlilyRose said...

#8 noun kitttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyy

mmMoxie said...

my anus is Uhhhhnnnnnprotected

Dangrdafne said...

@ TLR - oh great now multi-lettered words LMAO!!!!

mmMoxie said...

LOL LwE

Porphyrias_Curse said...

pmsl....7)n anal defribulator

Living with Edward said...

@Mox: I jus realized that I wore leggings with cut off shorts yesterday! I guess I know what inspired it.

TigerlilyRose said...

oops make that #7 if neccessary

Dangrdafne said...

9. farting

RobzSinger said...

@ mox- lol

@pc- scooby doo never gets old.

oh, and i'm back:)

Demonpurr13 said...

9 - fist pumping

mmMoxie said...

we;re on #8

Porphyrias_Curse said...

10) n whore monger

mmMoxie said...

@LwE - we're you wearing socks with flip flops too?

mmMoxie said...

we still need #8 then on to #11

Dangrdafne said...

TigerlilyRose said...

#8 noun kitttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyy

RobzSinger said...

11) adorkable

Porphyrias_Curse said...

didn't tigerlily give us an 8?

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

I'm back! Damn phone

RobzSinger said...

11) should be dirty = wet

Porphyrias_Curse said...

12 taint

mmMoxie said...

kitttttyyyyy is #7

Demonpurr13 said...

12 - taint

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

12) nipples

Demonpurr13 said...

hahaha PC

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

13) twinkie

Living with Edward said...

@Mox: I did not stoop to socks with flip flops. Just plain flip flops with bare feet.

Demonpurr13 said...

8 would be anal defribulator by PC

Porphyrias_Curse said...

great minds think alike >;)

mmMoxie said...

did we ever figure out what #8 is?

RobzSinger said...

taint is a part of the body??

Porphyrias_Curse said...

or 8 could be taint, a body part but also a noun

mmMoxie said...

thanks Demonpurr.....i'll post in two and two

TigerlilyRose said...

#8 noun taint

Demonpurr13 said...

i will be anxiously awaiting ML#2 - but like always its chewy's computer time before he goes to work.. and Smackdown is on! night girls!!

Porphyrias_Curse said...

yes @robz taint = part of the body technically referred to as the perineum. taint the pussy and taint the ass >;)

RobzSinger said...

dml is so educational:)

17foreverlisa said...

What the hell? I had to pay up for my trip to FORKS. I can't believe you hos got through DML #2 already. It didn't think it lasted that long (the dues...not DML).

See you on twitter!

Thanks for hosting, Mox! You are the queen of DML and a pro. I would still be plugging in the words.

Mwah!

Lisa

Porphyrias_Curse said...

lol...common usage includes such doozies as "don't make me taint punch you you dirty douche nozzle."

RobzSinger said...

good night all! peace, love, rob.

mmMoxie said...

DONE

Dangrdafne said...

@ Mox - thanks for a great laugh filled night. Great hosting by you again!!

Porphyrias_Curse said...

awesomesauce. Thanx for another riotously fun round of dml Moxx..now I must depart before the hubs commandeers the puter.

Living with Edward said...

LOL, great lib everyone. Thanks for hosting Mox!

mmMoxie said...

bye everyone. see the rest of you on Twitter for a bit

TigerlilyRose said...

ROFLMAO...#2 def rocks the night!

Scott said...

lol @dd, I fancy myself a cunning linguist ;)