Directions

*Pour yourself a glass or four.

*Type ONE ANSWER per comment.

*Write the number, type of word, and your word (i.e. #1 Noun: labia).

*Make it DIRTY.

*Make it CRUDE.

*Make it Twilight-related. (semi-optional)

*Make one of the words “taint." It's a must. The word "taint" is funny ALL THE TIME.

*Oh yeah, I know we'll be a tad bit tipsy, but try to read the other comments,
so we know what number we're on and don't have any repeats.

-Mox

Friday, August 13, 2010

DML #1

Happy Friday the 13th, h00rettes!
It has been a VERY lucky one for some of us.

But I won't go "there."

I'll just go here instead.


And here.


One swift yank and... Oh. Sorry. That's not what you came for.
*coughyeahrightcough*

 Let the games begin!

1. Adjective
2. Adjective
3. One of Rob’s Nicknames
4. One of Rob’s Nicknames
5. Animal
6. Verb
7. Noun
8. Noun
9. Part of Body
10. Adverb
11. Adjective
12. Adverb
13. Adjective
14. Adjective
15. Part of Body
16. Adjective
17. Noun
18. Noun
19. One of Rob’s Nicknames

DML #1 Results

My "Dream Man"

My "Dream Man" should, first of all be very squishy and bulging. He should have a physique like Flippy, a profile like Spunk Ransom, and the intelligence of a penguin. He must be polite and must always remember to masturbate my long baby hair, to tip his belt and to take my taint when crossing the street. He should move twattishly, have a veiny voice, and should always dress convincingly. I would also like him to be a bug-ridden dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper hateful nothings into my foreskin and hold my sparkly creepstache. I know a child molester van is hard to find. In fact the only one I can think of is Mr. Moxie's.

225 comments:

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StarlitViolets said...

1. Adj. Squishy

mmMoxie said...

#2 bulging

17foreverlisa said...

Hey, Amy! You feeling better?

17foreverlisa said...

Mox, I've missed you!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

#3 flippy

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

#3 flippy

StarlitViolets said...

4. Spunk Ransom

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

so now I'm saying things twice...

StarlitViolets said...

You stuttered Mrs. P! LMAO!

17foreverlisa said...

Flippy. Oh, geez. I forgot about that one. LMAO!

mmMoxie said...

THanks Lisa. I'm glad I"m here. I considered reading some more Eclipse. I'm almost done. Not sure if I should go ahead and read Breaking Dawn again or not.

StarlitViolets said...

Do it, Mox! It's just not right unless you finish. :)

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

#5 penguin

mmMoxie said...

Uh oh. I gotta take a dump. Talk amongst yourselves.

StarlitViolets said...

6. Verb - masturbate

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Mox must have just seen the new pap photos...

17foreverlisa said...

So, what do you think Mox had to eat for supper?

Living with Edward said...

I want to know how on earth that boy's pants are staying up.

StarlitViolets said...

TMI MOX!!!!! Ewww!

17foreverlisa said...

Geez. I was just getting ready to ask where you were, LwE. I wish we could figure out how they're staying up and make it so they don't ;)

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

I think his pants are listening to the back of his shirt

17foreverlisa said...

Mox probably went off to read Breaking Dawn now, Amy.

Living with Edward said...

@Mrs. P: Holy crap! LMAO!!!!

StarlitViolets said...

LOVE the Beastie Boys shirt! And is that COKE in his hand?!!!

Porphyrias_Curse said...

Late but here, where are we?

Living with Edward said...

@Lisa:Just as long as I'm there when they fall down.

17foreverlisa said...

Just now read the comment about the pap pics, Mrs. P. *tut*

mmMoxie said...

Nope. I really did take a dump. I feel much better now. What # are we on?

Living with Edward said...

Oh my gosh, where are we??

StarlitViolets said...

We need #7 Noun.

17foreverlisa said...

You pull, LwE, and I'll . . . never mind. LOL!

So, Mrs. P. Guess what came to my house today finally?

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

we're on 7

mmMoxie said...

#7 - long baby hair.

Porphyrias_Curse said...

7 noun turd burgular

17foreverlisa said...

At this rate, I may get to play! I hope you washed your hands, Mox.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

you're full size jacob?

Living with Edward said...

8. belt

mmMoxie said...

@Lisa - Of course I washed my hands. I have some class. I didn't even take a picture of it.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

hold up...twired jen is tweeting me. I've confused her in her comments...

Porphyrias_Curse said...

9 taint

StarlitViolets said...

9. Body - ear canal

Twired Jen said...

#9 "Man Meat" sorry...late to the DML party ;)

17foreverlisa said...

Shocker!

Welcome back, P_C. You win bonus points for making Mox happy with #9.

Porphyrias_Curse said...

10 adv twattishly

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

I just tweeted you back Jen

StarlitViolets said...

We need DD to do #10!!! She's not here though - so who's up?

Porphyrias_Curse said...

YAY! (doing the happy dml bonus points dance)

mmMoxie said...

#11 - veiny

StarlitViolets said...

11. bug-ridden

Twired Jen said...

Thanks M ;) FML, what's an adverb again???

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

12 convincingly

mmMoxie said...

It ain't easy to make me happy

Porphyrias_Curse said...

an adverb ends in "ly" that's all I remember

StarlitViolets said...

13. Bug-ridden

Twired Jen said...

12. adverb: sideways

Porphyrias_Curse said...

13 adj - cunt-tastic

StarlitViolets said...

Yes! I got #13 on Friday the 13th!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

14) hateful

Porphyrias_Curse said...

15 - foreskin

Twired Jen said...

#15 part of body: clit-hood.

17foreverlisa said...

Way to go, SV. Your lucky number :)

Twired Jen said...

16. Adjective: Sparkly?

17foreverlisa said...

Pretty sure #14 may have to be put before the barkeep for a ruling.

mmMoxie said...

#16 - pointy

Porphyrias_Curse said...

17 noun creepstache

mmMoxie said...

#18 - child molester van

StarlitViolets said...

17. dead hooker

Twired Jen said...

17. Noun: Robs Crotch.

Living with Edward said...

19 Claudia

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

17) candy cane

17foreverlisa said...

Live your avi btw PC.

Almost done with #1 (DML I mean).

mmMoxie said...

#19 - Mr. Moxie

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

LWE---awesome nickname!

Twired Jen said...

18. Noun: Twat

Living with Edward said...

Thanks!

StarlitViolets said...

Hey Mox! We could put my dead hooker in your child molester van! LMAO!!!

And Lisa! I almost got #17 too! Not quite quick enough though.

Twired Jen said...

19. Gawd

17foreverlisa said...

Mrs. P, I will make your #17 #18 instead.

Porphyrias_Curse said...

@Lisa - Thanx!

mmMoxie said...

@SV - totally!

Porphyrias_Curse said...

the dead hooker goes in the cho mo van only if the driver has a creepstache

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

sounds good...
are you treating me with tender love and kindness today Lisa...I can sense it....LMAO!

mmMoxie said...

I still have to read everyone's blogs. I got a lot of catching up to do since I haven't been online for a week. I think I"ll pour that drink now. BRB

17foreverlisa said...

Ok, h00rs. That concludes DML #1. Go refill your drinks; wipe your ass better if you were in a hurry, Mox; and I will launch DML #2.

I'll work on getting the first one together. (How am I doing, SV?)

StarlitViolets said...

@PC - HELL yeah!!!

Twired Jen said...

Does beer before liquor count when you have only had one beer. I'm really wanting some Vodka/lemon soda right about now.

Porphyrias_Curse said...

:) excellent.....

StarlitViolets said...

Lisa - you're doing AMAZING!!!

Porphyrias_Curse said...

...I need to go look at those get off my dick pics again....

StarlitViolets said...

1. Adj. - taint-tastic

Porphyrias_Curse said...

2 body part monster cock

mmMoxie said...

I"m confused. Which post are we commenting on and where is the finished ML#1?

StarlitViolets said...

3. Fluffer

Living with Edward said...

Is anyone else concerned that the results aren't up?

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

oh crap....the other comment field or this one?

Porphyrias_Curse said...

i dunno but ml#2 is up

mmMoxie said...

#4 fucked

StarlitViolets said...

Lisa's working on it. :)

Living with Edward said...

oh crap. I sense a dml trainwreck.

Porphyrias_Curse said...

should we cease and desist or keep going???

mmMoxie said...

#5 - for fucking ever

Porphyrias_Curse said...

...mm..train....jacob jankowski...rob...yeah

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

fucking figures...it's a Mrs. P themed DML and it's all screwey

Porphyrias_Curse said...

6 adj- amazaballs :)

StarlitViolets said...

I think Mackie was represented nicely, don't you Mrs. P?

mmMoxie said...

#6 ridiculously huge

StarlitViolets said...

7. The Precious

Porphyrias_Curse said...

8 adv- disturbingly

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

I just found jen in the other comment field. Feel free to read those comments at your leisure...LMAO!

mmMoxie said...

Dammit! I wanted to make #7 The Situation

Twired Jen said...

People..am I actually the only one following directions? Or was I wrong is posting there?

mmMoxie said...

ROFL Mrs. P - you know where I"m headed right now.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

You were right jen...just we all stayed here. I came and got you though...

Porphyrias_Curse said...

so do we stay or do we go?

Twired Jen said...

#10 Puzzles

StarlitViolets said...

9. Adjective - clusterfucked

Porphyrias_Curse said...

11 redlining

Living with Edward said...

Well we could just stay and sing Billy Idol songs.

Twired Jen said...

shit I skipped ahead...I have dibs on #1 though, since I was "right" and all...lmao..jk

Sooo.....let's just stay here.

mmMoxie said...

#12 fucking

Twired Jen said...

#12 Sipping.

Porphyrias_Curse said...

13 moaned

StarlitViolets said...

13. bat-infested

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

I don't know why but I am hysterically laughing here...LMAO!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

I don't know why but I am hysterically laughing here...LMAO!

mmMoxie said...

Whats with all the infestations?

Porphyrias_Curse said...

14- anally fisted

Living with Edward said...

@Mrs.P: That was twice as funny!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

WTF? Now i'm double posting again????

StarlitViolets said...

LOL! Got all lost! Fuck!

14. beguiling

mmMoxie said...

#14 fucked

Living with Edward said...

Is everyone doing the same list???????

StarlitViolets said...

15. fist pump

That's for you Mox.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Um...OK...let's remember this is about me. Let's not put too many fists in too many holes...LMAO!

Twired Jen said...

15. french braid

mmMoxie said...

LOL thanks SV

Porphyrias_Curse said...

LMAO- ok, 16 ~ fuckhot boots

Living with Edward said...

16, your mom

mmMoxie said...

Hold up...this is about MRs. P?

#16 -The DEBIL

Twired Jen said...

16. Lisa's House.

Porphyrias_Curse said...

17 blogged

StarlitViolets said...

17. humped

mmMoxie said...

#17 butted

mmMoxie said...

#19 pole danced

Twired Jen said...

18. slap

Living with Edward said...

I feel so bad for Lisa right now.

StarlitViolets said...

19. leg hitched

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

19) rocked

StarlitViolets said...

20. leg hitched

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

20) rocked

Porphyrias_Curse said...

20 forked

Twired Jen said...

19. butt-fucked.

StarlitViolets said...

LwE - Me too!!!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Now we have a double leg hitch? LMAO! Why can't I rock????? LOLOL!

Living with Edward said...

21. your mom!

Twired Jen said...

21. Red Room Of Pain.

mmMoxie said...

#20 double dipped

mmMoxie said...

dammit! I"m too slow tonight. I post one # and 5 pop up in front of me.

StarlitViolets said...

Mrs. P - No way! I didn't get it for 19 so I had to repeat for 20. :P

Twired Jen said...

22. Areola

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

22) thighs

17foreverlisa said...

WTF?? I am over there stomping my foot in the comments for DML #2, and you h00rs are over here?? I need another glass of wine...

Porphyrias_Curse said...

23 vemon

Twired Jen said...

OMG we should have a communal DML in FOOORRRKKKS. I volunteer my room seeing as I'm solo ;)

mmMoxie said...

#24 chocolate starfish

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

JEN! My areola!!!???!!! LMAO!!!!

StarlitViolets said...

23. Rob-spooge

Twired Jen said...

Lisa- I started over there thinking I was a dumbass and missing something..thankfully Margaret came and picked me up.

StarlitViolets said...

24. happy trail

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Oh shit Mox...fucking hysterical

Porphyrias_Curse said...

25 - taint..teehee

mmMoxie said...

#26 surly

Twired Jen said...

SHIT Mrs. P forgot this was supposed to be about you. Grrrrreat. I'm a dork.

17foreverlisa said...

@Jen - Well, my game, my rules. We are not dumbasses.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

@Jen---suuuure you forgot lmao!

Twired Jen said...

28. Escala

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

27) rocked

StarlitViolets said...

27. ass fucked

Porphyrias_Curse said...

29) robs bathroom

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

29 should be escala...no?

StarlitViolets said...

29. Mrs. P's house

Living with Edward said...

28. Bite Pack

StarlitViolets said...

30. criminally insane

17foreverlisa said...

Wow, butt sex, chocolate star fish, ass fucked. Sounds like we're writing a one shot here. Just sayin'.

Twired Jen said...

Mrs P...yes but i didn't look ahead...and a noun can be a person, place or thing right? Shoulda looked headed.

Lisa- Did I call someone a dumbass???

Porphyrias_Curse said...

well..we also have the red room of pain and escala...we must be missing fifty..but did you know theres a sequil!

Twired Jen said...

OMG. I cannot wait for Forks. That is all.

mmMoxie said...

For the record, I would like to state the REAL Mr. Moxie does not have a child molester van.

17foreverlisa said...

Speaking of Bite Pack, that is what came in the mail today, Mrs. P - my "Proud Member Of The Bite Pack t-shirt. She's black with red and white tex. Love it!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

no jen...just saw 'place' on the list and thought maybe you were going for the wrong #. nevermind...

17foreverlisa said...

You called yourself a dumbass, Jen, and since I was over in the comments for DML #2 waiting, you called me one, too. LMAO!!

@Mox - *whispers* Does it look like an ice cream truck?

Twired Jen said...

I should have looked ahead and saved it for that one. Damn.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Duly noted, Mox!

WOOT Lisa! How is it? OK?

17foreverlisa said...

Oh, Christ, I meant *text* not *tex*. The shirt did not come with Jasper Whitlock, ma'am.

Twired Jen said...

Lisa *muah*

mmMoxie said...

ROFL. tex.


This vodka is going straight to my head.

Porphyrias_Curse said...

...oh, I think I'd pay good money for a shirt that came with Jasper...

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

@Lisa---it came with a white tex? How about a tan one? LMAO!

17foreverlisa said...

@Mrs. P - It's awesome. It's a very high-quality t-shirt for this very low-quality girl ;)

Twired Jen said...

Alright I'm going to twitter...need more ice for my drink...bb

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