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| Huh. Totally missed this option when I was booking my flight to FORKS! |
Welcome back to DML, kidz! Hard to believe that this time last week, a lot of us were in FORKS. Some of us were getting our drink on *coughmrspandtwiredjencough* and some of us were in our pjs playing DML in my hotel room. What a difference a week makes.
Here we go with DML #1!
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard gigantic Airline’s Flight 750. This is your captain and pilot, Alvin and the Chipmunk. The plane you are traveling on is the latest Strato-microphone, with four lush engines. At present, we are masturdating directly over the tree top. Our speed is 17 miles per hour, and we are flying at an altitude of 24 feet. If you care for a cup of vodka or a slippery sandwich, please push the Gus located over your seat, and our flight attendant will be glad to SPLODE on you. We have a shaved tailwind and will soon be flying through a heavy FFFOOORRRKKKSSS storm. So I’ll have to ask you all to fasten your gassy belts and dry hump your trays to the combustible position. In the meantime, I hope you have salty trip.
As many of you know, I lost my damn BlackBerry in the great state of Washington. I may or may not have misplaced it several times before finally losing it altogether. FME!
(I spy 17!)
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DML#2: CrackBerry
As many of you know, I lost my damn BlackBerry in the great state of Washington. I may or may not have misplaced it several times before finally losing it altogether. FME!
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| Figures he'd call after I lose my cell. |
(I spy 17!)
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No matter where you are these days, you’re bound to run into someone with a cellular cum bubble attached to his/her shoulder. Even young burps have douche nozzle phones. Unfortunately, they seem to bring out the worst ball sacks in people. Most cell-phone users talk with raised pubes in restaurants, museums, taints, and even in women’s and men’s killer tomatoes. Cell-phone users think nothing of talking at the same time they are butt munching in their cars. This can be cockily dangerous, especially when they take their tip off the road as they grind. Pedestrian phoners are also a sallow hazard. Preoccupied with their conversations, they can easily ignore a red shitbrick and step in front of oncoming orgasms, causing all kinds of pimp accidents and nipple pile-ups.
Thanks for playing everyone! See you taints next week. LOL!
176 comments:
*waves*
1. Gigantic
TT!! Hi!
Laaaaadies.
kiTT!!!! Hey lady! Welcome :) Lisa is going to shit.
Hi, Jen! I don't think there are many around tonight. SV is sick. I haven't heard from Mox. Maybe we'll just do one. Fine by me. Baseball playoffs are on :)
FML did I jump the gun by not saying hi and just posting #1? Sowwwwy.
2 Alvin the chipmunk
Remember people F5 makes refreshing a whole lot quicker.
OH MY GOODNESS!!! Tongue Twied is here!!!!!
Nice LWE!
3) microphone
What the hell!!!! I thought the wave was from Twired Jen. KITT!!!! YOU ARE HERE! Big smile.
3. Small Town Ed (that's my pocket E from Lisa)
Hello LwE, DD, and Mrs. P, too. Quiet night tonight.
Hello LwE, DD, and Mrs. P, too. Quiet night tonight.
omg I love you ladies tons...tons and tons...I feel like crying again, might be the wine.
I'm in a chipmunk mood this week. I think they may be my favorite animal and not just because they are called mmbuttsmmbutts in quileute.
You named him Small Town Ed? I may have to take him back. LMAO!
4. Lush
5 masturdating [with a d]
4) Fuzzy
Go Phillies!!!
Lisa- I did! STE. He is from your small town, and he's now currently in crazy CALIFORNIA! :)
6) tree top
Hey MyAfterCar!!!
7. 17
hey chickadees!!!
Put me down for drink of choice: NyQuil. The really NASTY tasting stuff.
In about 5 minutes I'm going to be down for the count.
I was just trying to catch up on blog posts and wait out my daughter going to sleep.
I had no idea Escala was a real place. LOL
Have fun!
@LwE, those Quileutes did have a way with words.
7. 17 (might as well Lisa, cause we know you'll put that anyways) ;)
Hello My After Car!!!! WOO HOO!!
No. Bad Phillies. They did not deserve those runs last inning. Ugh!
Hey, MyAfterCar! I have been wearing your FORKS wristband every day since you gave it to me :) Did your mom *nods to LwE and kiTT* have a good time?
8. 24
Haha "your mom"
Party's here!
@TwiredJen hellooooo! Sitting here with hubs and inlaws, attempting to play DML on my phone without them noticing.
Do you cheer for Cincinatti?
@my after car: Yes, thank you for the wrist bands. That was so cool of you.
Wait MyAfterCar gave us the Twitarded black wristbands??? Geez was I drunk EVERY night?!? (Mrs P???)
I spy 17! Thanks, girls :)
Night, kiTT. I know you aren't feeling well. It's nice you stopped by to say hello, though.
#9 vodka
Mooooooooooooxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!
MOX!!!! I have missed you. Are you better? How is the knee?
@Dangrdafne Hi friend! How are you?
9. vodka
10) slippery
knee is much better.....I'm back to making sweet exercises with my elliptical
@Jen: not the black ones the gray ones that said FOOOOOOOORRRRKKKSS
Missed you Mox!!! Glad you're knee is better.
You hos better get drunk and dish some dirt about the Forks trip tonight! I want juicy stories.
11. GUS
11) knee cap
12. Splode!!
@Mox - Honestly,it was pretty drama free if you ask me.
#13 shaved
PMSL Mrs. P KNEECAP!
@Jen - not even an embarrassing moment?
@Jen - not even an embarrassing moment?
@MyAfterCar - all is well. It is friday. It is DML time. I am hanging with my friends. I can sleep in tomorrow!!!
ello ello, sorry I'm late
13) adj - craptacular
What's with all the vodka? LOL! We are on #10.
Jen, MyAfterCar gave us the grey wristbands. Twitarded gave us the black ones.
14. FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORKS
Oops! Clearly my refresh wasn't working. Need to catch up.
@17foreverlisa So glad you like it! Mom had a great time - she took the whole thing in stride, and I think she outdrank me too.
@LivingWEdward you're welcome! It was fun to do them (TWSS).
I thought we were on #14
@Mox- ladies burped and tooted, but that was the norm ;)
you can never have too much vodka. Tonight I'm drinking grape vodka and 7up
@MyAfterCar - I wish I would have taken my Mom..she's not super into Twi, but would have had fun..and we are ridiculously close. She can out drink me as well ;)
#15 gassy
14 n) fuckstick
@Mox- that sounds delish! First time drinkin' since the Ranch?!
@Dangrdafne Sounds like a wonderful evening :) Would only be better if we were still in FOOOORKS!
@MyAfterCar - I loved your Mom. She was wonderful and I am so glad she fit right in and had a good time. And thank you for the bracelets. I just got all mine in my box I had to send home - so now I can wear it all weekend :)
16. dry hump
I think we should all move to FOOORRKKS!
Mox...that sounds delish.
It's so weird that it's dark now at 6:45pm...Fall is here.
@Jen - yup. first time, and I'm loving it!
@Jen, there's always next year! I hope...
LWE- I second that! "We should all move to Forks!"
MyAfterCar - I think it's awesome your mom came along.
DD - I really don't care who wins. I don't think anyone will beat the Phillies. I just wanted it to be a good game, and there were so many errors.
@MrsP- it is! It just might replace the cherry and coke
We could get jobs in that little diner across the street from the motel. That one kid was the cashier, the busboy, the waiter, and the seater.
And he was a cutie :)
@Dangrdafne thanks! It's a bit embarrassing when everyone's talking about Rob's package, but she had a great time. And... you had to ship a box home? I should have gone shopping with you!!
I'd move to Forks in a heartbeat. I hate Phoenix
@Mrs P- LMAO!!! Dude, I have dibs on working at the lounge..behind the bar...at least that way I can drink during my shift...
We need 17 and 18 and we can wrap this one up :)
17)combustible
ok eff it, I'm going..17. shiny
Thanks, PC :)
OK....back to twitter. Blogger is buggin'!
18 salty
no prob :)
@ MyAfterCar - actually I had to send food for the trip (gluten free gal here) and I didn't eat it all so I just put all my souveniers in the box too :)
That's a wrap!!!!
So do we want to skip DML #2 for tonight? Show of hands?
I'm easy. I can play another or chat on Twitter.
Yes. I am easy like "that" too.
Ok. I just posted the results of #1. I'll post #2 in a second and see how it goes.
24 feet above the ground doesn't sound very safe. Neither does traveling at 17 miles per hour.
...and our flight attendant will be glad to SPLODE on you.
LOVE IT!
I'm not sure I like the idea of stewardesses sploding all over me lmao
#1 - cum puddle
2) Shoulder
2) taint
2 Pancreas
#2 belly button
Very nice, Mox ;)
LOL
#3 burps
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4) douche nozzle
LwE, how are you feeling? No SPLODing I hope.
#4 anal gland
Hey, Lacey! You made it.
5. ball sacks
Pancreas??? LMAO!
Mox you must have dogs "anal gland" lmao...
#5 taints
6) pubes
6. Killer Tomatoes
son of a!
7 taints
7) lubricants
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8 Killer Tomatoes
@Jen - as a matter of fact, my dog does have chronic anal gland issues.
lol 8) meat curtains
Oh crapass...be right back
@Dangrdafne That makes sense. Can't have too many souvenirs!
#9 butt munching
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10) cockily
shit! I give up! connection is too fucking slow!
11. tip (finger or otherwise, i'll leave that to your imagination!)
@Lisa: Nope, no Sploding. LOL I think I am just on a very slow annoying recovery. Very rare for me. I don't usually get sick and if I do, I get over it real fast. So I'm kinda pissed about this.
@Mox- so does my parents dog and Sarah's dog..
Mox, you FINALLY got taints in there. LMAO!
#12 grind
HI everyone!!! I MISSED YOU!
11. clitoral hood
LwE - Sorry to hear that :(
@Lisa - Hooray for taints!
12 writhe
Hi TLR!
@Twired Jen, way to whip out the big guns with #11, no easing in there. Pun intended.
We're on #13, kidz.
Did you have fun today with TW, Lacey?
Lisa what did you used to call your pocket e..the one you donated to cali?
Jen - Pocket Edward. LOLOLOL!
13. sallow
14 shitbrick
15 orgasms
#15 pimps
#16 pimp
I'm more swear-y than usual online tonight. Prob. because I've had to rein myself in all day in front of hubs' parents. #$(@$#!@($*@(#$!^_#$%) There, feel better.
Lisa- you'll know why I asked soon enough!
@MACIAXKR (is that how you abbreviate your name? Sheesh!) "Effing" isn't really a swear.
Hey laaadies, it's time for me to take bath (SHIT, I AM MEETING PFACH FOR REALZ TOMORROW) and I haven't eaten dinner yet. Be back in 30 or so...for whomever is still up on twitter. xoxo
So does Pocket Edward answer to his new name of Small Town Ed? LOL!
Swear away, Mox :)
17) Nipple!
Later Jen
Have fun tomorrow with Sue, Jen! So jealous.
@mmMoxie Yeah, did not think through abbreviation. Someone used MAC and that seems to work. And, you guys didn't get to hear me say "fuck" questionably loud in front of inlaws when phone would. not. refresh. and then run to computer to finish playing DML. Good thing MIL has had wine and is half asleep.
Mrs. P slips a nipple in to close out DML #2 ;) I'll post the results in a few seconds. I'm on a roll tonight.
@Jen - lick him for me!
@MAC (much better) I'm glad you're not using that sort of language in front of us! "Fuck" should be reserved for the inlaws only.
@ Lisa--yes we have a lovely day!
@ Jen don't forget my cell # tomorrow ;)
DD- I have it in my email but haven't put in phone yet...text it to me? 619-851-0448 If not, no biggie, I'll pull it out of my email.
PS Lisa- you'll see....
That's great, Lacey!
DD, where the hell did you go?
Ok, kidz. Results are posted. That concludes this evening's DML. LOL!! I have a playoff game to watch. MWAH!
.look out for those nipple pile ups... Thanx for hosting Lisa, imma go look at pics of the preh-tay now...
"they can easily ignore a red shitbrick and step in front of oncoming orgasms, causing all kinds of pimp accidents and nipple pile-ups." LMAO!!
Thanks Lisa! Enjoy your baseball. I hope your favorite team scores lots of touchdowns.
HAHA! This is EXACTLY what I needed after playing host all day. Thank you!
Stepping front of oncoming orgasms would be a SERIOUS health hazard in Twitardia.
@PC - Enjoy! Nothing better than looking at Robp0rn.
@Mox - Ha ha!
@Sharon - I'm glad your Phillies won, just for you :)
SV will never believe I did tonight's DML in record time. Woot woot!
NIGHT!
@ Lisa - Sorry Got caught up in a chore :(
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