Let us bow our heads and give thanks...
I'm thankful for all of YOU. If not for you guys, especially Lisa, I would have shelved this ridiculous ass game ages ago.
Cheers!
Gobble Gobble
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Thanksgiving Day Survival
Thanksgiving with your Rob's butt crack can be a lubricated experience, but you've got to come prepared. Don't just show up at your parents' baster expecting everything to be peaches 'n' horn of plenty. Make a plan. To participate, first go to the kitchen and help your mother cook the gigantic magic wand she bought. Then greet each individual shoe buckle at the door, take their vibrators, and seat them at least 69 feet away from each other. Start the conversation by asking Dad about his hard old days as the taint of his high-school fifty team. (Anything to make him forget that you still owe 3 dollars for your tuition.) It will also keep your grandparents from talking, thus sparing you the lecture on the "outrageous price of dead mothufucken hookers these days." Finally - and please don't overlook this very dingle berryish step - bring proof that you looked for a job in the past week!
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The Scavenger Hunt
Your friends are fucking hilarious, so you've decided to have a scavenger hunt rather than go to the usual nut sack for Friday-night broken condoms. You've drawn up a list of things to gather and plan on giving 117 herpes outbreaks to the victor. Buttcrack Santa is the first to return and he has found everything, including:
- A digital photo of a butt plug
- A business card from Kellan's fluffer
- A phone number written on a sperm
- A diaper from some fucked up restaurant
- A not quite empty sperm donor cup from a strip club
- A gerbil from Forks
- A ticket stub from a Your Mom concert
- A toy bicycle built for two
- A box of used cum covered nunchucks
271 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 271 of 271You are just going to throw china dishes at Anonymous - I get it ;)
16) bicycle built for two
16. Banana Boat
Hi Lisa. You guys are in rare form tonight. I am so glad I am not involved in this WTFDML.
16 Volvo
16. shaggin wagon
FFFFFOOOOORRRRRKKKKKSSSSS!!!!!
SV, did you take too much medication? Just sayin'. XO
PS: It's really hard typing everyone's blogger names instead of their real names!
need #16 and #17
17. cum-covered nunchucks
16 - assston martin?
Oh, Edward, is your human ok? I love her long time.
what she said
#17 FOR THE MTFW. That is all ;)
I think Edward tried to cheat under the guise of "Anonymous"...
Ok. BRB.
This is gonna be good.
SV, what city do you live in?
There are ton of 16's Mox
@Lisa: My human seems to be having some type of hysteric convulsions. What did you all do to her?
Ps. Both she and I love you long time too.
And SV did a #17.
Vancouver, WA
I thought #17 was Carlisle's pants? LOL!
@SV: I DID NOT!!!!
My tummy hurts....
FROM LAUGHING!!
This was epic and awesome!!
@sv not as cool as Vancouver BC ;)
How will you possible convince me Edward????
This was hilarious.
Mandy! STFU! It's pretty fucking obvious that BC is cooler!!! Don't rub it in snatchy. LOL!
@ SV Because Edward is in my house and he did NOT sign in as anyone but himself.
lol @sv
It's okay, Edward. You can tell them the truth. It was Bella, wasn't it?
@SV: I would never have said Carlisle's pants. I have absolutely no interest in Carlisle's pants. I would have said something more like crazy ass DML-ers that make my human go insane.
Oooo maybe it was Victoria - she is still missing isn't she???
Ooo - good call DD, she could be doing it to try and make Edward look bad! LOL!
That is a Scavenger Hunt I DO NOT want to win.
@Lisa: I would never let Bella near the computer. Not since she referred to it as the coffee table slash cook book.
Edward.....did you ding-dong-ditch me?
BAHAHAHAH @DML Scavenger Hunt ha ha ha
Buttcrack Santa is the ONLY one who could in such a scavenger hunt... lmao
There are so many possibilities at your house, Edward. It was probably one of the dogs. You can't trust them, you know. Derek may look cute, but... And Jacob needs to be kicked to the curb. Tell Jasper he can come over here and stay, though ;)
LOLOLOLOL!!!! Funny!!!
I prefer a polaroid of a butt plug to a digital photo, to be honest. LMAO!!!!!
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!
Can't breath.
BEST. EVER.
DML #2 is AWESOME!!!
@Mox: Perhaps.
@Lisa: Don't get me started on Jacob.
The second one is epic!!!
Buttcrack Santa probably had all that stuff stashed in the glove compartment of his creepy windowless van.
including the herpes
Well, Mandy, what did you think of your first DML?
@mrsP polariods are always fun
@sv we need a forks scavenhger hunt next trip
Oh My god Mox - A van parked next to me today and all the windows were tainted - I mean tinted - so you couldn't see into it. It was terrifying!! And the guy was CREEEEEPY that got into it.
Mrs. P - You gonna shake it like a Polaroid picture?
My computer hates me again. I wish santa would bring me a new one. Scratch that. I wish Edward would bring me a new one. rich bastard.
Sorry, Edward. I don't even like to say his name, so I understand.
@mmmmoxie haha creepy van yes he prolly had all that and more ick
@17 entertainging indeed next time i will start my cocktails earlier ;) ha ha
@DD - did he offer you any little bottles?
@sv didn't you have a twilight scavenger hunt goin on the other night? What was that? I WANNA PLAY!
Demanda would like me to remind you all that Mike Newton is NOT a vampire.
SV- DO you think your grandparents would drive me to In N Out? I'm starving.
@dang omg i was at the beach once and one of those vans came up and the dood was... er... well he was alone and the van was rocking EW!!!!!! i called police
TRUE STORY
Tell Demanda we had a date at In N Out tonight and I got stood up.
@DD: LOL No he is not. Perhaps in some FFs.
Thanks for hosting, Mox, and thanks everyone for playing. Happy Thanksgiving early to those who celebrate next week!
so every friday 2 dml but not next friday bc of usa thanksgiving?
i shall return again - twas fun
Mox - Edward is good to me - he doesn't offer me things like that :) He knows I'm a prude LOL!!!
no no. THANK YOU guys.
I'll be at Twitter..
Peace
Peace Out Homies
I too will be on twitter @mandysmind
nice to meet chyall
That's correct, Mandy.
DD, Mox, SV, and LwE: What did we ever decide about the following Friday, December 3rd, with so many being gone for the Eclipse DVD release?
I don't think we ever came to a conclusion on that.
I thought SV said she would run something for those that will be around. That is fine with me.
Ok. I'll email her to make sure. Thanks!
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