Directions

*Pour yourself a glass or four.

*Type ONE ANSWER per comment.

*Write the number, type of word, and your word (i.e. #1 Noun: labia).

*Make it DIRTY.

*Make it CRUDE.

*Make it Twilight-related. (semi-optional)

*Make one of the words “taint." It's a must. The word "taint" is funny ALL THE TIME.

*Oh yeah, I know we'll be a tad bit tipsy, but try to read the other comments,
so we know what number we're on and don't have any repeats.

-Mox

Friday, November 12, 2010

Give Peace a Chance

I know we are all here for fun and games but I would like to take one serious moment...

Thank you to all veterans and all current serving military.
Your sacrifices make all of this possible.
Thank you!


World Peace... And Other Promises


1. Adjective
2. Adjective
3. "Person" in Twilight Saga Wolf Pack
4. Plural Noun
5. Adjective
6. Adverb
7. Adjective
8. Plural Noun
9. Noun
10. Plural Noun
11. Type of Liquid
12. Noun
13. Adjective
14. Adverb
15. Plural Noun
16. Plural Noun
17. Plural Noun
18. Noun
19. "Person" in Twilight Saga Vampires
20. Adjective



Our school is voting for this year's fugly president!
Let's listen in as the salty candidate, Quil, makes his final campaign speech:
"My fellow titkerchiefs: I know the succulant changes you want and moistly deserve.
If elected, I promise to put an end to wet homework and pop tits. I will expand
the lunch menu to include camel toe-burgers and cheese-stuffed rashes.
I will fill every drinking fountain with chocolate cum.
I will see to it that the only acceptable exercise in gym class is dodge-cum dumpster.
Finally, for every throbbing student in detention, I suckily swear to make video penis tips,
comic hoors, and widescreen foreskins available in the detention flogger.
So remember: A vote for Siobhan today is a vote for a tainted school tomorrow!"






Peace is the Word

1. Noun
2. Number
3. Plural Noun
4. Color
5. Noun
6. Noun
7. Noun
8. Human in the Twilight Saga
9. Verb (past tense)
10. Noun
11. Adjective
12. Part of the body (plural)
13. Adjective
14. Noun
15. Plural Noun
16. Plural Noun


Our cockblocking a-hole Studies teacher had us write an 8675309-word paper on the different symbols for peace. I learned many interesting thongs, such as:

- The pussy pink dove is a symbol of love, peace and toe jam.

- The olive riding crop represents a peace offering or goodwill gesture, as in: The next-door neighbors extended a ninja branch to Charlie and Mike Newton after their dog was arrested on their pervert.

- The "V" sign is a creamy gesture made by holding up two teeth in the shape of the letter V.

- The peace sign is one of the most butt-nekkid symbols in the banana. It was popular with hippies, who spray-painted it on butt munchers while shouting, "Give pubes a chance!"

170 comments:

17foreverlisa said...

Nice sentiment, Sharon :)

Hello all! Happy Friday. Finally!!

17foreverlisa said...

Oh, crap. Was I first?

#1 Adjective - fugly

Jaymes805 said...

Happy Friday!!! Crap, I forgot how to refresh. Apple annnnndd...... ?

Cullenary Curser said...

#2 salty

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

2) gnarly

Dangrdafne said...

Apple and R

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

2) gnarly

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

OOps, I was double gnarly...lol!

Jaymes805 said...

#3 quill

17foreverlisa said...

@Jaymes805 - F5

Well lookie there. Hey, CC.

Cullenary Curser said...

#4 titkerchief

StarlitViolets said...

@Dangrdafne - I have a request from VitaminR. She'd like a noun to be "Titkerchief" for her since she was leaving and couldn't join us tonight. :)

Jaymes805 said...

haha. I figured it out right when I asked the question :)

Demanda said...

WOOOO Special Ed is here :p......

My After Car Is An XKR said...

LTTP again. Hey-lo.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Jaymes...apple r, or command r

Cullenary Curser said...

Make that titkerchiefs

StarlitViolets said...

Nevermind!!! CC beat me do it!

5. succulant

Jaymes805 said...

ewwww i hate the word succulant!

Demanda said...

6. moist

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

7) wet

My After Car Is An XKR said...

I hate both succulent AND moist. A girl I knew of in college had the last name "Moister." *shudder*

StarlitViolets said...

@Demanda - LMAO! I know! It's a squishy word!

Jaymes805 said...

8. tits (my least fav word EVER)

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

moist is my least favorite word...right next to "meaty"

My After Car Is An XKR said...

9 camel toe

17foreverlisa said...

#9 dick

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

10) rashes

17foreverlisa said...

#11 cum

Dangrdafne said...

Hostess needs help - is moist an adverb???

inotu said...

@myaftercar... camel toe? lol

My After Car Is An XKR said...

Well isn't this just a parade of disgusting words tonight. Usually a parade of funny/inappropriate - tonight it makes me want to vom. Thanks ladies. Love you bunches.

StarlitViolets said...

12. cum dumpster

My After Car Is An XKR said...

@DD... moistly?

TigerlilyRose said...

8. sack o'balls

StarlitViolets said...

Nope. It would be moistly. And that's just weird. ;)

Demanda said...

Mrs. P.. Jamie hates it too ;)

17foreverlisa said...

Hostess, I'll have Rob behind the cum dumpster for $1,700 please.

TigerlilyRose said...

holy shit how slow is my internet tonight!!!

My After Car Is An XKR said...

13 throbbing

My After Car Is An XKR said...

LMAO @Lisa

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

OMG Lisa, you don't want him behind a cum dumpster, you want him IN your cum dumpster....LOLOL

StarlitViolets said...

Did anyone notice the new addition to the blog???

TigerlilyRose said...

14 suckily

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

15) penis tips

TigerlilyRose said...

is the "What the hell is an adverb anyway?" new

StarlitViolets said...

LMFAO!!! Mrs. P I think she thought it was a dumpster you store cum in! ROTFLMFAO!!!

Living with Edward said...

I'm here!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

ROFLRPO!!!!!

StarlitViolets said...

GO LOOK ON THE BLOG!!!

Lindsay Rae said...

HEY LOVELIES!!

inotu said...

16 hoors

Jaymes805 said...

@mrsp one of my friends HATES moist. she'll seriously punch someone for saying it. true story.

My After Car Is An XKR said...

For goodness sake, what is new on the blog?? I'm not seeing it!

Jaymes805 said...

17. foreskins

Lindsay Rae said...

OH man.....I am so freakin late

My After Car Is An XKR said...

Oh.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Jaymes...my sister and I were plagued with a mother who always used the word and we went insane...LOLOL!

Dangrdafne said...

@ Lisa - SOLD!!

Hi all - just catching up as blogger wouldn't let me back in to the comments!!!

I love the addition of the definitions of the words and the times to play, SV ;)

StarlitViolets said...

Everybody keeps asking questions that will be answered if they look to the right of the list in the sidebar. I added something before we started...

My After Car Is An XKR said...

18 hot mess

AGirlintheSouth said...

13 Moist

Cause it's everybody's favorite word! ;D

Lindsay Rae said...

18 flogger.

TigerlilyRose said...

Lisa...for 1700 you could be his cum dumpster....but I doubt you want to hang out behind Kristen...lol

Demanda said...

19. Mike Newton

Living with Edward said...

Mike is not a vampire.

Demanda said...

NEVERMIND fuuuuck

StarlitViolets said...

@DD - Uhh - the times have been there, bb. Since we started. Hee hee.

StarlitViolets said...

15. sloppy seconds

Demanda said...

I just read "person" drrrrrr. I tried @SLV

TigerlilyRose said...

is the button that I can't see new?

My After Car Is An XKR said...

Aww I liked the use of Mike Newton.

StarlitViolets said...

Fuuuck - I got behind somehow!

Jaymes805 said...

@mrsp haha I bet Thanksgiving was the WORST!!! Always talking about how the turkey is..... "m". Ick!

Living with Edward said...

Ok, can we just say Mike Newton as a vampire?

Lindsay Rae said...

19) Siobhan

StarlitViolets said...

UH OH!!! We didn't include TAINT!!!

TheRugbymom said...

woah! late again. I had to do some chauffeuring - payback for my son picking up my drunk ass Wednesday night.

Finally I'm home to enjoy an adult beverage myself.

Dangrdafne said...

@ demanda - unless you read a different twilight saga I don't think Mike Newton was a vampire. LOL

17foreverlisa said...

LOL, Lacey!

Jaymes805 said...

noooo. 20. "taintly" haha

My After Car Is An XKR said...

not to worry - 20 tainted

StarlitViolets said...

It's SO weird that "Siobhan" is pronounced "shavon" - it oogs me out.

Demanda said...

I have to screw up at least once on here ;)

StarlitViolets said...

PERFECT!!!! Thanks girly!

Dangrdafne said...

We have a second one that may work out for the missing words and person.

17foreverlisa said...

The button that you "can't" see, Lacey? LOL!! Yes, it's new. Sharon's idea. It's there to be grabbed. It will like it ;)

Lindsay Rae said...

I loooove the name Siobhan. I'll teach my non-existant daughter to be a bitch and correct people when they mispronounce it.

It's just so damned fun to say.

TigerlilyRose said...

oooo a touchy feely button!!!! I can't see the picture right now, but if I refresh it I prob will be able to.

17foreverlisa said...

In, behind, it's all good, Margaret ;)

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

My husband is putting hi-hats in the ceiling as I sit here and making inappropriate hole jokes as he cuts them in the ceiling. I'm surrounded by perverts...

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Good point Lisa, good point. ;-)

StarlitViolets said...

LMAO!!! LR - you're so funny! People pronounce my existing daughter's name all the time! We spelled it cool though.

Lindsay Rae said...

@Mrs. P...Hi-hats? Like...drums?

TigerlilyRose said...

@MrsP you know you love it!!!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Lindsay...LMAO!! No, lights...those circle lights in the ceiling.

StarlitViolets said...

@Mrs. P - I am too! And I wouldn't want it any other way! And you already knew WE were all pervs. ;)

My After Car Is An XKR said...

How do you people manage to tweet and DML at the same time? This frazzles me. I may need more wine.

Lindsay Rae said...

@Mrs. P Oh thank god.

17foreverlisa said...

@Lindsay Rae - Drums? Why does that have me LMAO?!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Now I want a drum set that drops from the ceiling.

17foreverlisa said...

@MyAfterCar - I'm even typing a few emails in between. Yikes.

TheRugbymom said...

Being a pervert is not such a bad thing.

It only seems kinky the first time.

StarlitViolets said...

1. cockblocking a-hole

My After Car Is An XKR said...

@Lisa... do you have three computers??? Or am I just a hopeless idiot here?

Lindsay Rae said...

I can SO see The Bentist (who is also a drummer) trying to figure out a way to suspend a drum set from the ceiling. Sorry I'm an R-tard and don't know anything about home improvement :)

17foreverlisa said...

camel toe burgers and pop tits... LOL!!

StarlitViolets said...

I thought of drums too! LOL! My uncle and good friend play.

My After Car Is An XKR said...

Wow... that first one was amazing. and... gross.

inotu said...

2- 8675309

Living with Edward said...

That would certainly be a tainted school. Holy poop!

17foreverlisa said...

@MyAfterCar - No, just one. I just have three tabs open. Although, I'm not drinking tonight, so that helps ;)

@Lindsay Rae - The Bentist...that explains everything ;) I love it that you're an R-tard and a Twitard.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

3) thongs

My After Car Is An XKR said...

4. pussy pink

Lindsay Rae said...

2) 867-5309

inotu said...

@Lindsayrae... that's the number I said!

My After Car Is An XKR said...

@Lisa well you're more talented than I am. I keep going back to Twitter where it says "45 new tweets." Gah!

Lindsay Rae said...

wtf is up with blogger tonight??

5) Toe Jam

Dangrdafne said...

inotu and Lindsay Rae are in sync tonight.

I had to sing it to type it LOL!!

StarlitViolets said...

6. riding crop

My After Car Is An XKR said...

7 ninja

Lindsay Rae said...

7) Rape Kit ...sorry....

17foreverlisa said...

#8 Charlie!

Living with Edward said...

8. Butt Crack Santa

Lindsay Rae said...

8) Butt Crack Santa

My After Car Is An XKR said...

and now 867-5309 Jenny is in my head. Sssssssssuper. That makes me really happy.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

9) arrested

StarlitViolets said...

Ooo - XKR! Good one. They're EVERYWHERE!

Living with Edward said...

Damn you Lisa!!

My After Car Is An XKR said...

Ahh well chosen with Butt Crack Santa! Nice!!

Lindsay Rae said...

*HIGH FIVE LwE!*

and *HIGH FIVE INOTUQQ*

My After Car Is An XKR said...

@SLV - they ARE everywhere. In fact... I am one. For real. So be nice :)

TheRugbymom said...

10 pervert

17foreverlisa said...

Charle for the MFW!

Hey, LwE! About time you got here.

And where the hell is Mox? She tweeted me an hour before start time to find out when we were playing.

Demanda said...

lr - good one!!!!

Living with Edward said...

I think Lindsay Rae has cameras set up in our homes.

StarlitViolets said...

11. creamy

Living with Edward said...

@Lisa I've been here since 9:37.

Living with Edward said...

@Lisa I've been here since 9:37.

Lindsay Rae said...

LwE....Y'all look delicious tonight, JFTR.

Lindsay Rae said...

12) Teeth

Living with Edward said...

Apparently I've been here twice since 9:37.

Dangrdafne said...

Lisa = Mox's dog is very ill and was starting to act up. She tweeted a little later after you gave the times.

As hostess I had to fudge a line in the lib - hope you don't mind.

Living with Edward said...

@LR: well I did just have a shower.

TheRugbymom said...

@ LwE - no no that was just somebody who looked like you!

StarlitViolets said...

LR - LOL @ teeth! GOLDEN!

Living with Edward said...

I have a doppleganger?! I've always wanted one of those!!

My After Car Is An XKR said...

13 butt-nekkid

17foreverlisa said...

@LwE - Are you sure it wasn't 9:17? Bummer about Mox's dog :( Thanks for letting me know.

TheRugbymom said...

14 bananna

StarlitViolets said...

14. Fuckwad

StarlitViolets said...

15. butt munchers

17foreverlisa said...

#16 pubes

Lindsay Rae said...

16 anal beads

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

15) Labia

StarlitViolets said...

Lisa!!! LMFAO!!!! PUBES!!!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Oh well, my labia didn't make it there in time. <~~~she said that.

Living with Edward said...

@Lisa: I was in the shower at 9:17. That is my aliby.

TheRugbymom said...

WTF??? I just figured our how to reload the page with one click!!! I'm a genius!!

Dangrdafne said...

Ok Blogger has allowed me back. That is all the words for this one. What an awesome group tonite. Thanks to everyone stopping in!! Too much fun!

My After Car Is An XKR said...

Can't wait to see this one.

StarlitViolets said...

Thanks to our hostess with the mostest!!!

Dangrdafne rocks!!!

17foreverlisa said...

@TheRugbyMom - The trick is remembering how to do that next week :)

Thanks for hosting, DD, and thanks to everyone for playing. I love Friday nights!!

Dangrdafne said...

woot woot!!

#2 is up!

Lindsay Rae said...

That's a couple fuckawesome DMLs. Happy I got here in time!!!

My After Car Is An XKR said...

LMAO!!!! Give pubes a chance!

adonicass said...

OK i think i got it. next week, then.

Dangrdafne said...

@ Adonicass - Yes, please come back and play with us next week. It is so much fun.

17foreverlisa said...

PMSL!!!!

mmMoxie said...

LMAO nice DML guys. SOrry I missed it. I've had a lot of RL crap going on lately.

See you all next friday :)