Directions

*Pour yourself a glass or four.

*Type ONE ANSWER per comment.

*Write the number, type of word, and your word (i.e. #1 Noun: labia).

*Make it DIRTY.

*Make it CRUDE.

*Make it Twilight-related. (semi-optional)

*Make one of the words “taint." It's a must. The word "taint" is funny ALL THE TIME.

*Oh yeah, I know we'll be a tad bit tipsy, but try to read the other comments,
so we know what number we're on and don't have any repeats.

-Mox

Friday, November 5, 2010

Pajama Party!!!

So we gather here, each week, all women (to my knowlege), and we are usually in our pjs, playing Mad Libs, while we drink.  What does that say to you?
 
FUCKING PAJAMA PARTY!!! 


I know what I'M wearing.  As soon as he ditches his jammies!

This is our very own international, no-driving-required, swear-up-a-storm drinkfest!!!  So ladies, let's make these ones extra dirty cuz we ARE actually grown-ups and can say whatever the fuck we want!


Mad Lib #1
Hint:  Why you should never be nice to old people.

1.  Color
2.  Plural Noun
3.  Adjective
4.  Exclamation
5.  Silly Word
6.  Verb ending in -ed
7.  Plural Noun
8.  Verb
9.  Plural Noun
10.  Verb
11.  Plural Noun
12.  Disease
13.  Verb ending in -ing
14.  Verb -ing
15.  Place

Little Purple Riding Hood

One day, Little Purple Riding Hood was thrusting through the forest carrying a basket of dicks for her grandmother.  Suddenly, she met a big eeri wolf. 

"SAY IT!" said the wolf.  "Where are you going, little taint?" 

"I'm going to my grandmother's Rio," she said.

Then the wolf stomped away.  When Miss Riding Hood got to her grandmother's house, the wolf was in bed dressed like her grandmother.

"My, Grandmother, " she said.  "What big ballsacks you have."

"The better to grope you with," said the wolf.

"And Grandmother," she said, "what big cunts you have."

The wolf said, "The better to ball bust you with."

And then she said, "What big cock rings you have, Grandmother."

But the wolf said nothing.  He had just died of genital warts from squatting Grandmother.


Mad Lib #2
Hint:  Be careful who you tell.

1.  Plural Noun
2.  Adjective
3.  Plural Noun
4.  Adjective
5.  Adjective
6.  Noun
7.  Twi-related Last Name
8.  Twi-related Last Name
9.  Place
10.  Twi-related Last Name
11.  Part of Body
12.  Type of Liquid
13.  Article of Clothing (Plural)
14.  Relative (ie. cousin, sister, brother, etc)
15.  Piece of Furniture
16.  Verb ending in -ing
17.  Adjective

Campfire Stories

It is always fun to chop up some pants and use them to build a/an moist campfire.  Then you get all of the tantra chairs to sit around the fire and tell scary stories.  You can tell about Ichabod Crane, the crusty school teacher of Sleepy Hollow and his sticky sweet adventures with the Headless Tongue.  Or you can tell "The Fall of the House of Hale," which was written Edgar Allen Cullen.  Or you can tell about vampires from behind the dumpster, like the terrible Count Swan, who bit people on the taint and drank their jizz.  By this time, many of the young campers will start shaking in their panites and will behin yelling for their second cousin's mother-in-law's uncle and go hide under a headboard.  Believe me, when it comes to finger-fucking a bunch of campers, there's nothing like a really late ghost story.

Thanks to everyone for playing!
Come back next week for Dangrdafne's turn to host!

-SV out!

153 comments:

Dangrdafne said...

1. Purple

inotu said...

evening

RobzSinger said...

hi i'm here!

1) midnight blue

Me said...

2. plural noun: Dicks

inotu said...

#2 nipples

Dangrdafne said...

Ok I am already curious about this Mad Lib as #12 is Disease????? oh my

RobzSinger said...

#4 Say It!

Me said...

I hope I get number 12! I want a disease! oh wait...that came out wrong

Me said...

5. taint

RobzSinger said...

okay, i'm messing everything up already and i'm not even drinking.

SOrry.

RobzSinger said...

I don't know why I still get shocked when SV says words like FUCK.

Living with Edward said...

6. Stomped

StarlitViolets said...

WELCOME Ladies!!! So glad to be your host this evening. How are we all???

We need a #3.

inotu said...

#7 ballsacks

Living with Edward said...

Oh crap we missed 3? Damn.

RobzSinger said...

3) eerie

inotu said...

#3 wrinkly

Living with Edward said...

3. unobservant

RobzSinger said...

i know, i know. i have to warm up to the dirty. i'll get there.

Living with Edward said...

well I think we nailed 3 now. LOL

StarlitViolets said...

Now we are on track with #8 needed now. :) Thanks!

Me said...

#9 cunts

Me said...

oops i was too early! prematuuuure

RobzSinger said...

8)grope

StarlitViolets said...

It's all good. But we do need a VERB for #8, anyone???

Living with Edward said...

10. Ball Bust

Living with Edward said...

10. Ball Bust

StarlitViolets said...

And no worries Me, since it's slow enough, I'll give you #9 cunts.

So now we need 10. :)

inotu said...

11 cock rings

Me said...

haha my name is "me"? it should say jaymes805 dammit.

inotu said...

who wanted a disease

RobzSinger said...

my disease = robsession

Living with Edward said...

12. Genital warts

StarlitViolets said...

LOL! You were WAY ahead of me LwE!!! I need to type less and write focus. LOL! I guess I'm not as quick tonight. Good thing it's relatively slow.

RobzSinger said...

but i think i'd rather go with restless leg syndrome or something.

Jaymes805 said...

Man! I wanted the disease! (fixed my name, i thought it only said 'me' to me haha)

Living with Edward said...

@ SV: We may need to make a rule that limits the host's alcohol consumption. LOL

RobzSinger said...

go for it ME!

Demanda said...

squatting

inotu said...

what number are we on?

Living with Edward said...

What happened to Dangrdafne???

StarlitViolets said...

YAY! Jaymes805 you're here and correctly labeled now. ;)

The next one is 13. Verb-ing

Demanda said...

13 : Squatting

Living with Edward said...

Demanda just did 13 so 14.

RobzSinger said...

#15 Rio

Jaymes805 said...

14. thrusting

inotu said...

Can 15 please be Brasil...

Demanda said...

YEA Rio ;)

StarlitViolets said...

Okay chickies, here's a very important note. If it doesn't at least have the number before your answer, it doesn't count.

Jaymes805 said...

what function button is it to refresh? i'm a newbie.

RobzSinger said...

or 15) Rob's bedroom

tatoomickey said...

First time playing DML with you!
#10 sucking

Dangrdafne said...

I'm here, falling behind though.

RobzSinger said...

i like to give options;)

use F5 to refresh.

Demanda said...

@inotu - I know right! Way to go @RobzSinger! ;)

StarlitViolets said...

Alright - I'll be right back with the first one completed and the next Lib. :)

Jaymes805 said...

thaaaaaanks!

Demanda said...

Are we doing another one?

Dangrdafne said...

F5 is the refresh for on a Mac the fn and F5 buttons

RobzSinger said...

shanks SV. r u with adult beverage?

Demanda said...

My computer is being a DICK so sorry if there is a lapse in my reply and we're already on another number!

Jaymes805 said...

its not working for some reason. stupid mac.

Living with Edward said...

Oh holy hell! That was so friggin funny!!

Demanda said...

Pants

Jaymes805 said...

hahahaa that was AWESOME !

Demanda said...

1. Pants ....sorry

Living with Edward said...

Demanda, you forgot to put 1. Now it doesn't count!!

TheRugbymom said...

sorry I missed. I was headed here, but I got distracted by the tantra chair videos!

I want that! (The chair and the cute guy in the video!)

Demanda said...

"Pants" as in Bella from

http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight

Jaymes805 said...

2. MOIST

StarlitViolets said...

@Robzsinger - Why do you ask??? Am I doing a bad job? LOL! ;)

Living with Edward said...

@TheRugbymom: The tantra chair does look like fun. I may want to acquire one.

Living with Edward said...

3. Tantra Chairs

RobzSinger said...

2) ripe

Jaymes805 said...

3. CLITS

StarlitViolets said...

We need #4.

Demanda said...

4. crusty

Dangrdafne said...

Try the Apple and the R on the Mac to refresh

RobzSinger said...

no:) i remember liking drunk SV!

Dangrdafne said...

Sorry I got lost again, best friend called had to chat.

inotu said...

#5 sticky sweet

RobzSinger said...

6)tongue

Jaymes805 said...

Dangrdafne you're a genius. thanks love!

Demanda said...

7. Hale

RobzSinger said...

ooh inotu we were on the same wave length there.

TheRugbymom said...

there's an apple?

Jaymes805 said...

8. ummmm cullen

RobzSinger said...

8) Cullen, der.

StarlitViolets said...

Uh oh! I forgot that #1 was a special request from TwiWeasel. She couldn't be here. But #1 Pants will now be:

1. Fuzzy Fuckstick

I apologize for the twat block, Demanda. I'll make up for it somehow. Promise! ;)

inotu said...

@robzsinger, i know eerie

Dangrdafne said...

You are welcome Jaymes805 :)

Demanda said...

No worries bb! ;)

Living with Edward said...

@DD: you talked to DangrDonna?

RobzSinger said...

fuzzy fuckstick, pants, it's all the same thing really;)

Demanda said...

9. Hoh

TheRugbymom said...

9 behind the dumpster

inotu said...

10 swan

Dangrdafne said...

Last week or so we talked. I have sent some emails but nothing back yet. Why?

RobzSinger said...

@rugbymom - reeeeally

Demanda said...

** I like @TheRugbymom's better!!!

RobzSinger said...

10) Pattinson

Jaymes805 said...

12. jizz

Living with Edward said...

@DD: You said your best friend called. I assumed Donna.

Demanda said...

11. Taint

RobzSinger said...

11) one eyed monster

TheRugbymom said...

12 jizz

Dangrdafne said...

LwE oh sorry my/our other best friend, Matt. Duh on my part. Head is ready to depart my body tonite.

StarlitViolets said...

I made #9 "behind the dumptser."

Demanda said...

This might be @Jaymes805 and my last time, we dont include number AND we can't count ;)

inotu said...

@demanda you're just making sure we're paying attention

Dangrdafne said...

13. panties

StarlitViolets said...

LMAO!!! You two are fine! No worries. :)

Living with Edward said...

@DD: My head departed from my body today. My brain took a sick day while my body went to work. I'm very mad at my brain.

inotu said...

13 chastity belts

Demanda said...

Is there a "special olympics" for mad libs? We would fit in better there!

TheRugbymom said...

I'm still looking for the apple

Living with Edward said...

14 Second cousin's Mother in law's uncle

StarlitViolets said...

@Demanda - I thought this WAS the special olympics for Mad Libs!!!

Living with Edward said...

LOLOLOL

Dangrdafne said...

LwE - LMAO for #14 - sounds like the brain came back just in time for DML

Living with Edward said...

@DD: my brain only likes fun things.

Dangrdafne said...

smart brain :)

Demanda said...

SV : OH SHIT!!! I fail at special olympics mad libs. THIS is an all time low ;)

inotu said...

headboard

inotu said...

15 headboard

Dangrdafne said...

@TheRugbyMom - where/why are you looking for an apple??? I think I missed something.

StarlitViolets said...

Demanda - that's the best part - noboby cares when you fuck up here! LOL!

inotu said...

16 finger fucking

Demanda said...

Awh! Somewhere I belong! YES! :)

TheRugbymom said...

oh shit! I started pressing keys (looking for the apple and f5) and my computer started talking to me!!!!

what's "voice over"????

StarlitViolets said...

HELL yeah, inotu!!!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

17) LATE

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

I MADE IT!!!!!!!

inotu said...

thanks sv, wanted to use it last one but didn't get it in time.

TheRugbymom said...

I don't know how to refresh on the mac

I thought someone wrote to press the apple & f5

Living with Edward said...

@TheRugbymom: Did it say "TheRugbymom, I am your computer." LOL

StarlitViolets said...

Okay ladies, I'll let you know when it's up!

@Mrs. P - LMFAO!!! Aww! So sorry we missed you! Or rather you missed us. :(

Twitter will be aflutter, I'm sure.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

rugbymom---command r

Jaymes805 said...

the apple is by the space bar! :)

Jaymes805 said...

Mrs. P we missed yoooou!

RobzSinger said...

my brain left for a moment but my body seduced it back into the game.

RobzSinger said...

headboard ftmfw!

Dangrdafne said...

The best is... I was the one who wrote about the apple but it is the apple and the R. The apple button on my mac is 2 buttons to the left of the space bar. OR try the fn key which on my Mac is 4 buttons to the left of the space bar and the F5 key.

Demanda said...

Mad Libs AND Tech Support! :)... AND tards )@Jaymes805 and @Demanda)

Living with Edward said...

@Mrs. P: LOL Did you time that?

Jaymes805 said...

Wow DeMANduh. Your spelling/grammer is amazingness today. <3

Jaymes805 said...

OMG "FINGERFUCKING A BUNCH OF KIDS"?!?!?! WE'RE GOING TO HELLLLLLLLLL

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

@LWE---yes. I purposely vacuumed until the exact moment...lmao!

TheRugbymom said...

oh helz yeah that works!

thanks! see . . . I learned something tonight!

command + r

and I want a tantra chair

Demanda said...

OMG the last sentence!!!!! FLMAO!!

Living with Edward said...

Oh man, so funny. I love Mad Libs!

Living with Edward said...

@Mrs.P: You picked vaccuuming over DML?! What the crap is wrong with you?

TheRugbymom said...

nicely done ladies!