At Last

At last...one of the best songs of all time.



Etta: Oh no you didn't let that overrated singer remake MY song!



At last...song my son said he would like to dance to at his wedding.



Not my son, but he and his girlfriend make a cute couple too ;)

 

At last...song used in f*ckawesome WFE video by RobzSinger.

At last...my bloggy bestie Twired Jen got engaged.

The fiancee looks awfully familiar, don't you think?

At last...it's Friday.

Time to get our drink on.

At last...time for DML!

Just one long one tonight. (She said that.)

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VOICE MESSAGE FROM THE WEDDING PLANNER

Hi, Jen! I’m stoked you asked me to be your wedding planner and are letting me have complete control. You won’t be sorry! *coughyoumusthavebeendrunkcough*

Let’s begin with the guest list. So far we have four guests that will be attending. We still have not heard back from Zac Efron or Scarlet Johansen, but it’s early yet.

Now let’s talk about the decorations. I picked out the colors. I chose chartreuse, clear, and puce. I picked some slippery taints in the same colors that you will be carrying down the aisle. We will also be decorating the venue for the ceremony with sagging labia and beautiful titties. I know you’re going to love it!

Your bridesmaids Betty Cocker, Gertrude, Bubbles, and Jonny will be wearing ancient cod pieces. Your maid of honor, Sister Sarah, will be wearing a beautiful birthday suit. They are going to look amazaballs in the wedding photos.

For the ceremony, I’ve chosen the song I Wanna Sex You Up for when you walk down the aisle. It will be a truly emotional moment. During the ceremony, your Baby Daddy has agreed to read a lovely passage from Vanity Fair.

Now let’s get to the fun! The reception!! I’ve arranged to have the reception at yo mama’s house. It will be a sit down dinner, and we will be serving Rob’s jaw, fumunda cheese, and baked platypus or ovaries for vegetarian guests. There will also be free astro glide and KY lube served and a cash bar for the guests that might prefer such drinks as vodka and cum, funky martinis, or shots of anal leakage. You and your new husband’s first dance will be to the song Undisclosed Desires. Then you will dance to the song Uncertain Smile for the father/daughter dance. After that, all the guests can go to the dance floor and enjoy fisting all night.

Well, I hope you’re pleased with the plans I’ve made so far for your Holy Fucking Late I overslept day. Can’t wait to talk to you and finalize everything.

Laters baby!

Lisa