Directions

*Pour yourself a glass or four.

*Type ONE ANSWER per comment.

*Write the number, type of word, and your word (i.e. #1 Noun: labia).

*Make it DIRTY.

*Make it CRUDE.

*Make it Twilight-related. (semi-optional)

*Make one of the words “taint." It's a must. The word "taint" is funny ALL THE TIME.

*Oh yeah, I know we'll be a tad bit tipsy, but try to read the other comments,
so we know what number we're on and don't have any repeats.

-Mox

Friday, January 7, 2011

At Last

At last...one of the best songs of all time.

Etta: Oh no you didn't let that overrated singer remake MY song!


At last...song my son said he would like to dance to at his wedding.

Not my son, but he and his girlfriend make a cute couple too ;)
 

At last...song used in f*ckawesome WFE video by RobzSinger.



At last...my bloggy bestie Twired Jen got engaged.

The fiancee looks awfully familiar, don't you think?


At last...it's Friday.

Time to get our drink on.


At last...time for DML!
Just one long one tonight. (She said that.)

1. Number
2. Celebrity
3. Celebrity
4. Color
5. Color
6. Color
7. Adjective
8. Plural Noun
9. Plural Noun
10. Plural Noun
11. Girl’s Name
12. Girl’s Name
13. Girl’s Name
14. First Name
15. Adjective
16. Article of Clothing
17. Adjective
18. Article of Clothing
19. Adjective
20. Song Title
21. Relative
22. Book or Magazine
23. Location
24. Food
25. Food
26. Animal
27. Plural Noun
28. Liquid
29. Liquid
30. Liquid
31. Adjective
32. Liquid
33. Song Title
34. Song Title
35. Verb
36. Adjective

VOICE MESSAGE FROM THE WEDDING PLANNER


Hi, Jen! I’m stoked you asked me to be your wedding planner and are letting me have complete control. You won’t be sorry! *coughyoumusthavebeendrunkcough*

Let’s begin with the guest list. So far we have four guests that will be attending. We still have not heard back from Zac Efron or Scarlet Johansen, but it’s early yet.

Now let’s talk about the decorations. I picked out the colors. I chose chartreuse, clear, and puce. I picked some slippery taints in the same colors that you will be carrying down the aisle. We will also be decorating the venue for the ceremony with sagging labia and beautiful titties. I know you’re going to love it!

Your bridesmaids Betty Cocker, Gertrude, Bubbles, and Jonny will be wearing ancient cod pieces. Your maid of honor, Sister Sarah, will be wearing a beautiful birthday suit. They are going to look amazaballs in the wedding photos.

For the ceremony, I’ve chosen the song I Wanna Sex You Up for when you walk down the aisle. It will be a truly emotional moment. During the ceremony, your Baby Daddy has agreed to read a lovely passage from Vanity Fair.

Now let’s get to the fun! The reception!! I’ve arranged to have the reception at yo mama’s house. It will be a sit down dinner, and we will be serving Rob’s jaw, fumunda cheese, and baked platypus or ovaries for vegetarian guests. There will also be free astro glide and KY lube served and a cash bar for the guests that might prefer such drinks as vodka and cum, funky martinis, or shots of anal leakage. You and your new husband’s first dance will be to the song Undisclosed Desires. Then you will dance to the song Uncertain Smile for the father/daughter dance. After that, all the guests can go to the dance floor and enjoy fisting all night.

Well, I hope you’re pleased with the plans I’ve made so far for your Holy Fucking Late I overslept day. Can’t wait to talk to you and finalize everything.

Laters baby!

Lisa

167 comments:

mmMoxie said...

#1 four

mmMoxie said...

I'm first.....suck on dat!

TigerlilyRose said...

@2 Celeb Zac Effron

*ducks for cover*

17foreverlisa said...

MOX!!!

mmMoxie said...

Zac has a hot bod...I'll give him that.

mmMoxie said...

Hi Lisa Luv :)

TigerlilyRose said...

lol that he does!

StarlitViolets said...

LMAO!!! TLR! You are gonna get hit!

4. Chartreuse

mmMoxie said...

#5 clear

TigerlilyRose said...

#3 Celeb Scarlet Johansen

fanficzombie said...

So out of practice...i was like...hmmm..twitter just got real quiet all of a sudden *slaps palm to forehead*

TigerlilyRose said...

She has a hot bode too!!!!

mmMoxie said...

Did you reach your drink quota already FFZ?

17foreverlisa said...

Have missed you, Mox.

Hey, Lace.

SV, you skipped #3. LMAO!

StarlitViolets said...

Yes she does, TLR!!! :) Welcome back FFZ!!! You've been missed.

fanficzombie said...

@MMox -- erm...no...I am trying tho...thank goodness for a long arse DML

Dangrdafne said...

6. puce - color

and TigerlilyRose got #3

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Hey ladies!

Jen (P.E.'s Ho) said...

I can't ever keep up.
*pours another*

StarlitViolets said...

SORRY Lis! Eek! TLR fixed it. :)

Now we're on #6.

fanficzombie said...

@SLV awww thanks FLOVES>>>>

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

7) slippery

mmMoxie said...

what up Mrs. P?

StarlitViolets said...

Mrs. P!!! So good to see you! :)

mmMoxie said...

#8 taints

TheRugbymom said...

Evening ladies! Just hanging out with the family.

TheRugbymom said...

Evening ladies! Just hanging out with the family.

fanficzombie said...

MRs. P -- sneaking in the backdoor are we?? NICE

Dangrdafne said...

8. taints - plural noun

StarlitViolets said...

8. Sweaty buttcheeks

mmMoxie said...

Hiya SLV!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Nothing much Mox! Just had to browbeat my son a little before, now I'm all good.
hi SV! Nice to see you too!

Dangrdafne said...

MOX I love how we are still in sync even after such a long time away :)

mmMoxie said...

Hi DD!

TheRugbymom said...

Fuck. Too drunk to do this on the phone.

mmMoxie said...

Brow beating the children is a good way to unwind from a long week.

fanficzombie said...

@ Mox @DgrD --ummm that was scary

mmMoxie said...

LOL DD - our taints are aligned.

TigerlilyRose said...

FFZ Oh No Mrs P doesn't like the back door ....lmao *ducks again*

Hi Mrs P!!! I have missed you all so much!

fanficzombie said...

@The RugbyMom -- holy hell -- could you do this on the phone sober even? you have mad skills...erm or DML skills

TheRugbymom said...

And by "family" I mean all my lesbian friends.

StarlitViolets said...

MOX rocks cocks!!!

9. sagging labia

mmMoxie said...

hmmm. I hope I didn't make you think of a sagging labia

fanficzombie said...

Our Taints are Aligned ---is that a new Slash fic?????

Dangrdafne said...

@FFZ - scary but true - Mox and I are aligned LOL

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

mox...did you know your blog title was nominated for an award on 30 plus for "best blog title?"

TigerlilyRose said...

#10 Plural Noun titties

fanficzombie said...

Oh OH ...save that sagging labia for one of these

mmMoxie said...

what number are we on?

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

10) shin guards

TigerlilyRose said...

Mrs P...REALLY WOAH Way to go Mox~! I haven't been to 30+ for a while I had better check that out!

mmMoxie said...

@Mrs. P - reallY? I had no idea. You'd think, with the tens of readers I have I'd pay closer attention. LOL

fanficzombie said...

#11 -- Betty Cocker

StarlitViolets said...

12. Gertrude

mmMoxie said...

#12 Bubbles

fanficzombie said...

@Mox - ROTFLMAO

TigerlilyRose said...

#11 Girls Name Resnessmee

mmMoxie said...

#13 Bubbles

TigerlilyRose said...

#14 Jonny

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Lol! On their home page they have the voting, I checked it out and someone voted for you in that category. Lace...we have to vote for her, you have to be a member to vote.

StarlitViolets said...

LMAO!!! Oh how I've missed you ladies! Aaaahhhh... :)

fanficzombie said...

#15 -- ancient

TigerlilyRose said...

Mrs P, I will go there tonight!!!

17foreverlisa said...

Hey kidz. I always stress when I host. Here trying to plug in all the answers.

Hi Mrs. P. Glad you made it.

Hi Sharon. Where's LwE?

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

SV...did you just pee? LOL!

mmMoxie said...

@Mrs P - I guess I should probably vote for myself huh? Maybe I got a few more readers. That should probably inspire me to post something. Or not. I've been so lazy lately.

TigerlilyRose said...

#16 Cod Piece

fanficzombie said...

#16 suspenders

StarlitViolets said...

Mrs. P - ROTFLMFAO!!!! It did sound suspiciously like that! Oops! Where is my towel boy?

Fat boys!!!

mmMoxie said...

#17 cunty

Dangrdafne said...

I don't know where LwE is. I know she was eating cookies earlier but other than that I don't know. Maybe an overslept nap??

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

I hear ya Mox...I hear ya.

Hi Lisa!

StarlitViolets said...

17. beautiful

mmMoxie said...

#18 birthday suit

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

FAT BOYS!!!! WHERE ARE MY FAT BOYS?????

SweetMama said...

#16 tit dickie. TheCherryRed (long time kurker first time poster)

mmMoxie said...

I need a refill.

TigerlilyRose said...

#18 article of clothing Chastity Belt

Dangrdafne said...

Hello Mrs. P!! It is lovely to see you here.

17foreverlisa said...

Leigha and I baked cookies tonight before DML :)

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Hello DD! It is lovely to see you as well! Lol!

TigerlilyRose said...

Sweet Mama WELCOME!!!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

19) amazaballs

StarlitViolets said...

Welcome SweetMama!!! :)

20. I Wanna Sex You Up

TigerlilyRose said...

I want cookies AND a NAP...jealous

mmMoxie said...

#20 "The Thong Song"

Dangrdafne said...

Wow, its almost the entire gang here tonite. I love it. I've missed it.

TigerlilyRose said...

#21 Relative Baby Daddy

StarlitViolets said...

DD - ME TOO!!!

fanficzombie said...

#21 scary uncle

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

@DD I would like to be referred to as "Cool", and the rest of you as "The Gang". Is that OK?

fanficzombie said...

#22 Vanity Fair (right???)

TigerlilyRose said...

DD I have sooo missed this too! Nice to see everybody online!

17foreverlisa said...

Welcome SweetMama :)

StarlitViolets said...

LMFAO!!! FFZ!!! So good to have you back! Fuck! LOL!

mmMoxie said...

#23 yo mama's house

fanficzombie said...

#23 Death Valley

TigerlilyRose said...

As long as you aren't KC and we aren't the Sunshine Band, Mrs P...

StarlitViolets said...

23. Taylor Lautner's Rectum

fanficzombie said...

#24 (food) Rob's jaw (nom)

mmMoxie said...

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww SLV

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

@ TL...deal. Lol!

StarlitViolets said...

24. Fumunda Cheese

TigerlilyRose said...

ROFLMAO SV!!!!

Dangrdafne said...

Well hi there Cool *does a little dance*

StarlitViolets said...

25. Fumunda Cheese

TigerlilyRose said...

Taylor Lautner's rectum=animal house

Dangrdafne said...

26. platypus - animal

17foreverlisa said...

LMAO at how the answers are working out!

SV, great song choice.

fanficzombie said...

@SLV ... so taylor lautner's rectum and furmunda cheese////whats with the duplicates?? isn't there a rule about that???

mmMoxie said...

#27 ovaries

fanficzombie said...

28# cum (duh)

TigerlilyRose said...

#27 boogers

mmMoxie said...

#29 menstruation

StarlitViolets said...

@FFZ - LMFAO!!! I didn't get Tay's ass though! :(

fanficzombie said...

#29 - astro glide

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

"oh yes it's ladies night, and the feelings right....oh yes it's ladies night, oh what a night (oh what a night)"

StarlitViolets said...

30. Man Jam

TigerlilyRose said...

#29 KY lube

fanficzombie said...

#31 bruised

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

31) funky

TigerlilyRose said...

FFZ LMAO Jinx~!!!

mmMoxie said...

#32 anal leakage

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

32) Soul Glow

fanficzombie said...

#33 Undisclosed Desires

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

33) Cherish, by Cool and the Gang

mmMoxie said...

#34 Uncertain Smile

Anonymous said...

I missed it...gah

fanficzombie said...

ermm...can I just say I love you boetches LMAO!!!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

DAMMIT! LMAO!

mmMoxie said...

@FFZ - You're going to have to go to The Winchester Mansion with us next summer.

fanficzombie said...

Welcome Anon -- get your self a moniker my friend!!!

TigerlilyRose said...

see you on twitter! mwah!

Dangrdafne said...

Winchester Mansion in California??

StarlitViolets said...

I FLOVE the Winchester Mansion!!!

mmMoxie said...

we stilll need #35 and 36 right?

fanficzombie said...

@ Mox Already planning on it. love!!!

mmMoxie said...

Yep DD- Lizard Stew and I are going next summer to celebrate our 40th b-days

Double_Dippin said...

fisting 35#

17foreverlisa said...

Mox is back. LOL!

Dangrdafne said...

still need the last 2

StarlitViolets said...

35. Dry hump

fanficzombie said...

@ mox... is anyone else in beside us and Twired Jen??

Living with Edward said...

36 Holy Fucking Late
over slept

Dangrdafne said...

@ Mox - I've been there!! my sister took me there a few years ago. It is really cool

Anonymous said...

hard on #36

Living with Edward said...

I can't believe I missed DML!! *cries*

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

LWE...it was the cookies, wasn't it,

fanficzombie said...

Yep -- cuz that is my 40th too

Dangrdafne said...

@ LwE I told Lisa that is what probably happened. Darn cookies ;) sugar coma

mmMoxie said...

@FFZ - I dunno. Haven't gotten that far in the planning. We're still planning our Forks trip for July of this year.

@DD - I have wanted to go there ever since I saw it on "In Search Of"

Anonymous said...

Sorry I was into some heavy Robporn.. missed it

17foreverlisa said...

Under the wire Double Dippin. Mwah!!

Ok kidz. Give me a minute to get it posted. See you on twitter.

Living with Edward said...

It wasn't so much the cookies as it was "Oh my god, I hate my job, I'm going to sleep to forget all about it cause I'm all caught up on my FFs and don't have the energy to find a new one."

Dangrdafne said...

@ Mox - so you know some things about it already?

Double_Dippin said...

WTF Double_Dippin cant operate small machinery

mmMoxie said...

@DD oh yeah. I know all about it.

Mandy's Mind said...

damn i missed it didn't i?

mmMoxie said...

Sorry Mandy. Same time same place next Friday. I'm hosting. I think.

Mandy's Mind said...

Hope you all had fun! I keep meaning to come join but I am usually too busy Fridays - - - grrrr....

Dangrdafne said...

@ Mox - my sister and I went on the date that she died (didn't know it at the time), we were the 13th tour of the day (didn't know the significance until we were in there) and our tickets came to $13.00 with a coupon we had!! I thought for sure we would see her ghost - my sister was very scared - she kept asking me if I felt anything, even if I had I would have told her no because I think she would have run screaming from the place LOL

mmMoxie said...

DD that is so cool. Did you feel anything? I hope I see a ghost!

mmMoxie said...

LMAO. Just read the ML.....Jenn is gong to love her wedding. I'm glad I'm not going to be a bridesmaid tho. ew

TigerlilyRose said...

SO FUNNY Thanks Lisa!!!! You are a beautiful and gracious host...and your titties are hot too! :)

Twired Jen said...

OMFG LISA I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elusive S @ Twired said...

ooooooooooooooh I LOVE it.
xox

Rhondatmhs said...

@ Mox @DgrD --ummm that was scary