I am in a giving mood tonite, so we will have THREE Mad Libs to play.
Kind of like the Three Wise Men but we're cuter and most likely drunker for most of you ;)
Let's get on with the show...
1. Verb ending in ing
11. Past tense verb
14. Plural Noun
15. Past tense verb
24. Verb ending in ing
Ok so I was spewing! I'm a kid, I'm supposed to snoop, especially around Talk Like a Pirate time! What Dangrdafne doesn't snoop? I just so happened to be in our Baton Rouge room. Normally I'm not up there, it's hoorish and quaggy. Plus there are three toed sloths, yuck! I couldn't help myself! There it was right by my little sister's old dickle. Guess Robert Pattinson didn't think I would LARP it. I fucked it, it felt raw. Should I suckle it? Looking closer I saw some vampires. I got even closer and came it was a heat-seeking moisture missle! The hidden dirt bewbie was alive! A yelp came from the tennis racket. I opened the PAP smear and to my surprise a cum guzzling twat waffle was inside! Guess who else was hidden in the button fly of Rob's pants? My unicorn husband and Kristen Stewart just knew I was dry humping.
Every January we drink to a tree farm far away in New Zealand. Not just any hairy farm, a juicy tree farm under Eddie's nose. My Dad and I slurp onto the hairy bush to grind for the perfect Escala. Some people like them delicious and scruffy and some like them fuscia and fat. We are searching for a tall and turgid one! "Over there!" I exclaim, " Dad it's over there!" Off we drank excessively, saw in hand to grind this year's Beaver Basher down. Harder it's National Growler Day finally!
Mad Lib #3 cancelled
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to my most favorite people in the world!
I truly hope you have the most amazing holiday season!
From the members of DML,
we all thank you for spending your Friday nights with us this year
and we can't wait to do it all again in 2011!!
See you on Friday January 7, 2011!!