Directions

*Pour yourself a glass or four.

*Type ONE ANSWER per comment.

*Write the number, type of word, and your word (i.e. #1 Noun: labia).

*Make it DIRTY.

*Make it CRUDE.

*Make it Twilight-related. (semi-optional)

*Make one of the words “taint." It's a must. The word "taint" is funny ALL THE TIME.

*Oh yeah, I know we'll be a tad bit tipsy, but try to read the other comments,
so we know what number we're on and don't have any repeats.

-Mox

Friday, December 17, 2010

Mad Lib Christmas

I am in a giving mood tonite, so we will have THREE Mad Libs to play.
Kind of like the Three Wise Men but we're cuter and most likely drunker for most of you ;)


Let's get on with the show...

Hidden Present

1. Verb ending in ing
2. Holiday
3. Person
4. Place
5. Adjective
6. Adjective
7. Animals
8. Noun
9. Person
10. Verb
11. Past tense verb
12. Adjective
13. Verb
14. Plural Noun
15. Past tense verb
16. Noun
17. Noun
18. Noun
19. Noun
20. Noun
21. Place
22. Person
23. Person
24. Verb ending in ing


Ok so I was spewing! I'm a kid, I'm supposed to snoop, especially around Talk Like a Pirate time! What Dangrdafne doesn't snoop? I just so happened to be in our Baton Rouge room. Normally I'm not up there, it's hoorish and quaggy. Plus there are three toed sloths, yuck! I couldn't help myself! There it was right by my little sister's old dickle. Guess Robert Pattinson didn't think I would LARP it. I fucked it, it felt raw. Should I suckle it? Looking closer I saw some vampires. I got even closer and came it was a heat-seeking moisture missle! The hidden dirt bewbie was alive! A yelp came from the tennis racket. I opened the PAP smear and to my surprise a cum guzzling twat waffle was inside! Guess who else was hidden in the button fly of Rob's pants? My unicorn husband and Kristen Stewart just knew I was dry humping.



#2

Christmas Tree

1. Month
2. Verb
3. Place
4. Adjective
5. Adjective
6. Place
7. Verb
8. Noun
9. Verb
10. Noun
11. Adjective
12. Adjective
13. Color
14. Adjective
15. Verb
16. Verb
17. Noun
18. Exclamation
19. Holiday


Every January we drink to a tree farm far away in New Zealand. Not just any hairy farm, a juicy tree farm under Eddie's nose. My Dad and I slurp onto the hairy bush to grind for the perfect Escala. Some people like them delicious and scruffy and some like them fuscia and fat. We are searching for a tall and turgid one! "Over there!" I exclaim, " Dad it's over there!" Off we drank excessively, saw in hand to grind this year's Beaver Basher down. Harder it's National Growler Day finally!




Mad Lib #3 cancelled



++++++++

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to my most favorite people in the world!
I truly hope you have the most amazing holiday season!

From the members of DML,
we all thank you for spending your Friday nights with us this year
and we can't wait to do it all again in 2011!!

See you on Friday January 7, 2011!!

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LCM174ev said...

1. Spewing

My After Car Is An XKR said...

Hello hello!!

Dangrdafne said...

Hello!!!

LCM174EV said...

Hey!

My After Car Is An XKR said...

2. Talk Like a Pirate Day

Jaymes805 said...

HELLLOOOOO my sexy h00rs!

ThatKrisbianJen said...

Christmas....

Dangrdafne said...

Well this could take awhile with only two players :)

Jaymes805 said...

3. dangrdafne

Dangrdafne said...

Welcome ThatKrisibanJen!!

Dangrdafne said...

Hey Jaymes

ThatKrisbianJen said...

thanks! @LCM174EV invited me. I'm new t this sooooo yea...

Living with Edward said...

Hello!!

Jaymes805 said...

Hi hi!

LCM174EV said...

you go in order, hit f5 to resfresh, and post the number then your word

My After Car Is An XKR said...

Hi ThatKrisbianJen! Love the name :) Welcome to DML.

LCM174EV said...

4. Baton Rouge

Dangrdafne said...

Hello LwE!

Well TKJ (for short if you don't mind) welcome - we are just a little crazy. Also please make sure to put the number of the word you are doing :)

Jaymes805 said...

5. h00rish

Dangrdafne said...

I feel like we are in slow motion tonite but I don't want to complain and make it all fall apart LOL

LCM174EV said...

6. Quaggy

Living with Edward said...

I wish it was slower last week. I thought my head was going to fall of from spinning so much.

17foreverlisa said...

What up?! Travis's gf and I are watching Wall-E and almost forgot to get over here.

#5 sexy

My After Car Is An XKR said...

We are in slow mo. Where is everyone?

Living with Edward said...

7. Three toed sloths

Dangrdafne said...

What does Quaggy mean??

TheRugbymom said...

ohai ladies!

Jaymes805 said...

Hi Lisa!! I LOOOVE Wall-E. I may or may not have cried when I watched it. Hint: I did.

17foreverlisa said...

LMAO!! Quaggy. Good call LCM17 ;)

LCM174EV said...

8. Dickle

Living with Edward said...

Hi TheRugbymom!!

I love that your same has "mom" in it.

ThatKrisbianJen said...

ohhh lol.... im no good at this... just here for the party..

LCM174EV said...

Quaggy means flaccid or limp dick

17foreverlisa said...

#9 Robert Fucking Pattinson

Dangrdafne said...

Hey RugbyMom!!

I read last week's and can't imagine how you kept up. It was crazy. I even chose to do three thinking we would be busy tonite. Well we will just take our time. Get to know each other. Write a novel. Etc...

Living with Edward said...

@Lisa: I thought his middle name was Thomas

My After Car Is An XKR said...

10. LARPing!

My After Car Is An XKR said...

@LwE - Fucking is his middle name. Obv :)

LCM174EV said...

Jen you got this. go ahead and have something ready for one and then jump on it when it is time.
@17foreverlisa: I had to. same with Dickle!

Cullenary Curser said...

#10 Fucking

predictable aren't I?

Cullenary Curser said...

Fine

#11 Fucked

17foreverlisa said...

Dickle. I still have my word to get in ;)

Hi Jaymes805 :)

Living with Edward said...

It was tough. That's for sure.

A novel? Perhaps we could make some money off it.

Dangrdafne said...

Ok I don't know what Dickle or LARPing is. Help!

My After Car Is An XKR said...

or just LARP for 10. Wrong tense, sorry.

Jaymes805 said...

11. sucked

ThatKrisbianJen said...

1... fucking?

TheRugbymom said...

12 raw

My After Car Is An XKR said...

LARP is Live Action Role Playing. It's quite possibly the most hilarious thing I've ever seen. It's like role playing IRL.

http://www.mycitybynight.co.za/larping-is-cool-or-not/

17foreverlisa said...

LwE - *giggles*

CC - Look at you here playing :)

Can I cheat this week? Sure. I think I set up this blog.

#17 - Dirt

LCM174EV said...

LARP live action role play

Dickle, a word used to describe an engorged clit

17foreverlisa said...

Welcome ThatKrisbianJen!

My After Car Is An XKR said...

Please, yall, watch the 24-second video on that website. You will laugh, I promise!!

ThatKrisbianJen said...

Thanks @17foreverlisa

LCM174EV said...

16. heat-seeking moisture missle

TwitardedMom said...

This is my first time.
14. Vampires

Cullenary Curser said...

17foreverlisa - I like to pop by every now and then. You know, grace you people with my presence ;)

Dangrdafne said...

Hostess rules are in play Lisa :P so we shall see what happens for #17 on the 17th!

My After Car Is An XKR said...

Okay must focus. 13 suckle

Living with Edward said...

Did we get a 13?

Dangrdafne said...

Unless i missed 13, we need a 13 verb.

ThatKrisbianJen said...

lol i fucking suck at this.. I have noooo idea how you got suckle or anything..

Living with Edward said...

My After Car just put suckle for 13

Dangrdafne said...

Thank you XKR for #13

17foreverlisa said...

DD, Jaymes805 sad she was going to be prepared tonight by going to thesaurous.com. LOL!

FYI - Mrs. P isn't here tonight because it's her son's birthday. Starlit Violets has been sick. Not sure where the hell Mox is though. Anyone talk to her on twitter?

TheRugbymom said...

@My After Car Is An XKR - watched it. all I can say is: huh! and people make fun of us?

Living with Edward said...

15 came

TwitardedMom said...

17 bewbie

My After Car Is An XKR said...

@TheRugbyMom IKR??? We are *way* cooler than that.

Jaymes805 said...

lol I am NOT prepared like I said I would be. Work kicked my ass today and I lagged.

I had a word in my head all day and now I've forgotten it.

Dangrdafne said...

You are doing great TwitardedMom, glad you could play with us.

LCM174EV said...

16. heat-seeking moisture missle

17foreverlisa said...

Thank you, DD. Mwah!

CC, don't let a LaPush wave knock you on your ass. Just sayin'. LOL!!

Jaymes805, my son's gf couldn't believe I hadn't seen Wall-E yet. She says the loves this movie. Of course, I'm watching it and all of the people are fat, having everything brought to them, surviving electronically . . . while I have my son's laptop on my lap, my cell phone next to me to watch email/twitter, and my husband built a fire in the fireplace and has been refilling my wine glass for me. Um. Yeah. They are totally making fun of me in that movie!!

17foreverlisa said...
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TheRugbymom said...

18 angry purple head

Edward said...

18. Tennis Racket

Living with Edward said...

@Edward: Tennis Racket?

Dangrdafne said...

Tennis Racket Edward??? interesting choice of words

TheRugbymom said...

Evening Edward!

My After Car Is An XKR said...

19 PAP smear

Jaymes805 said...

19. cum guzzling twat waffle

someone once called me and @amandakmelby that. That someone is a bitch.

Edward said...

@TheRugbymom: Hellooooo!

TheRugbymom said...

20 taint

Dangrdafne said...

I am making Jaymes's #19, #20 FYI

My After Car Is An XKR said...

21 Inside Rob's button fly

Living with Edward said...

21. Your mom's house

Jaymes805 said...

lol thanks!

Living with Edward said...

22. My unicorn husband

17foreverlisa said...

#22 - Kristen Fucking Rob Stewart

Edward said...

@LwE: Nobody wants to hear about him.

Cullenary Curser said...

@17foreverlisa- yeah yeah yeah. :P

Dangrdafne said...

Ummm Lisa is it critical I use your colorful words in your person choices?

17foreverlisa said...

Damn it, LwE. I call blog owner rights. Use my #22 for #23.

Dangrdafne said...

LMAO I already did it. I didn't even notice you had #22 also. LOL!! And blog owner does NOT trump hostess who is filling in for said blog owner!!!

Edward said...

@Lisa: She picked a stupid person anyway.

17foreverlisa said...

Of course, DD. LOL!! It's your mad lib, girlie. Do what you have to :)

Edward - You sound a little jealous. You know I love you best.

LCM174EV said...

24: dry humping

Living with Edward said...

Edward, you are walking a thin line.

Dangrdafne said...

Oooo look at LCM!! You had #1 and the last one #24. Good job!

Off to post the mad lib and #2. Be back soon.

LCM174EV said...

careful LwE he may dry hump your face while you sleep!

17foreverlisa said...

*pouts* You're right, DD ;)

Edward - Cover your ears for a minute. Covered? Good. *whispers* Men are stupid. js

CC - *giggles*

Edward said...

@LwE: Then it's a good thing I have such great balance. I will prevail!!

@Lisa: Perhaps you can help me with a little operation I call "Kill the Unicorn"?

17foreverlisa said...

LCM17 - One week later and you have the hang of this game ;)

17foreverlisa said...

Edward - I'm all yours...er...ears. Talk to me.

Dangrdafne said...

THERE ARE NO MEN, ONLY BOYS!!

#1 is up. #2 is ready to go.

LCM174EV said...

Lisa, thanks! I tried and the
2yroldclone was distracting me tonight. But I also am not drinking so that is probably the biggest benefit to my abilities!

17foreverlisa said...

Son just got home from work. Off to visit a little bit and get a refill. Be back...

TheRugbymom said...

allright @Twitarded Mom - jump in anytime!

LCM174EV said...

1. January

My After Car Is An XKR said...

Boo, going to have to miss the rest. Can't wait to read them! xoxo

Dangrdafne said...

LCM174EV is on a roll!! woo hoo!

Dangrdafne said...

What XKR?? noooooo

Living with Edward said...

That first one is sooooo funny!

Living with Edward said...

@Edward: You are not going to get Lisa to help you kill my husband!! What is wrong with you?!

Jaymes805 said...

LOL! "DIRT" BEWBIE?!?!? Who's idea was it to add the dirt? :)

TheRugbymom said...

@Edward - maybe you can get Jacob the werechipmonk to help you

Dangrdafne said...

Lisa chose #17 early and then TwitardedMom chose Bewbie - I liked both and invoked hostess choice :)

LCM174EV said...

"little sisters old dickle" BWAHAHAHAH!
That was great!

Jaymes805 said...

haha sweet! I figured it was Lisa who chose "dirt". Verrrrrry funny. :)

Edward said...

@TheRugbymom: That boy/chipmunk is beyond useless in his state. I can't tell you how many times one of has has almost drank him. He looks just like the wild chipmunks outside. I tell him to stay out of the back yard but he doesn't listen.

TheRugbymom said...

@Edward - maybe next weekend there will be some reindeer in your neighborhood! Maybe Santa will bring you a nice treat!

Dangrdafne said...

Ok so shall we just let the rest of the Mad Libs go and we can all get back to our holiday doings?? I don't mind if that is what you all choose.

I_heart_Fifty / TwiKiwi said...

Hi honey, I'm home!

I_heart_Fifty / TwiKiwi said...

Please don't stop now, I just got here! #3! #3!

Dangrdafne said...

Actually we are only one #2 of #2 and it has been 1 hour.

17foreverlisa said...

Jaymes805 - I laughed out loud today when you said on twitter that you wished we had JJ and STY's dirt book of words.

DD - That turned out fantastic!!

TheRugbymom said...

2 drink

an hour? that can't be right!

Living with Edward said...

I'm having some amazing blogger issues. I hope this comment posts.

Dangrdafne said...

We started at 9:30 and it is now 10:30 EST

I_heart_Fifty / TwiKiwi said...

I just read #1, fucking hilarious! Loved the last sentence...

TheRugbymom said...

come on @TwiKiwi - give us a #3

Edward said...

@TheRugbymom: I would love that!!

Dangrdafne said...

@LwE - blame Edward

Jaymes805 said...

@LwE-My blogger is being an assbag too.

@Lisa- haha I didn't even realize I said dirt book until a while later. I was like why are they all making fun of me? Then I went back and say "dirt book" lol

17foreverlisa said...

#3 - Baton Rouge

I_heart_Fifty / TwiKiwi said...

Sorry I got confused... so, where are we? Gawd, you'd think I was the drunk one...

Dangrdafne said...

#3

17foreverlisa said...

Jaymes805 - Welcome to my world. I get made fun of all the time ;)

TheRugbymom said...

#4 dripping

Living with Edward said...

@DD: Oh, I do.

I_heart_Fifty / TwiKiwi said...

#3 - New Zealand, obviously.

Jaymes805 said...

3. Edwards Pee hole

17foreverlisa said...

Where the hell have you been IH50?

Twisted Gingers said...

4: hairy

I_heart_Fifty / TwiKiwi said...

#5 Juicy

TheRugbymom said...

#6 under Eddie's nose

Twisted Gingers said...

7: slurp

I_heart_Fifty / TwiKiwi said...

@Lisa - at the mall. Carnage. I'm rocking quietly on the couch now, traumatized.

#6 Escala :)

Dangrdafne said...

Welcome Twisted Gingers!

Muffin Top said...

#8 hairy bush

TheRugbymom said...

oooo! use Escala for #8!

17foreverlisa said...

Edward's pee hole? LMFAO!

Twisted Gingers said...

Dafne, it's LCM I am working on a blog with a friend. I didn't realize it would post our name here! LOL

Dangrdafne said...

I will use Escala for #10. We need #9 verb

Twisted Gingers said...

9: grind

Dangrdafne said...

OOooo I see Twisted Gingers - you are just trying to mess with my brain now. I love the name :)

I_heart_Fifty / TwiKiwi said...

#9 grinding

Dangrdafne said...

Hi Muffin Top!

Dangrdafne said...

Ok now to #11 adjective

17foreverlisa said...

#10 - faded jeans

Twisted Gingers said...

thanks, it is me and my BF @gingermimzy. We have been talking about doing it for 2 years, and have finally decided to start it. It is mostly for us, because we crack each other up, but hopefully a few others will enjoy it too.

17foreverlisa said...

Welcome Twisted Gingers!

Glad you could make it Muffin Top.

I_heart_Fifty / TwiKiwi said...

@LCM / Ginger - great minds think alike for #9!

#11 delicious

17foreverlisa said...

#11 scruffy

17foreverlisa said...

#12 scuffy

Dangrdafne said...

Lisa your #11 is #12 now. On to #13 please

Dangrdafne said...

Exactly!

Twisted Gingers said...

13 fuscia

Muffin Top said...

Hey sexy ladies!!!

17foreverlisa said...

IH50 - Did you get all your Christmas shopping done? I'm impressed you went out shopping. The bacon and eggs must have helped the hangover ;)

I_heart_Fifty / TwiKiwi said...

#13 - Golden

Twisted Gingers said...

aww Iheartfifty! ooohhh I just started reading MotU tonight! LOVE IT

TheRugbymom said...

14 turgid

I_heart_Fifty / TwiKiwi said...

@Lisa - they did, although I didn't manage to leave the house until 2pm! It's really hot and raining here, so traffic and shops are chaos. I'm shattered now, oh, and never drinking again.

#14 Turgid

Muffin Top said...

Sure sign you've been drinking = DML is super HARD!

17foreverlisa said...

Twisted Gingers - What is MotU?

I_heart_Fifty / TwiKiwi said...

@RugbyMom - jinx! hmmm, wonder where our minds are...

Muffin Top said...

#15 drinking excessively

Dangrdafne said...

Ok wait how did The Rugby Mom and I heart Fifty choose Turgid - I word I have no idea what it means - for the same #???? You ladies are scaring me.

TheRugbymom said...

@muffin top - new avi?

17foreverlisa said...

IH50 - LOL!! I'll remember that you said that. Famous last words ;)

I_heart_Fifty / TwiKiwi said...

@Twisted gingers - AWESOME!

@Lisa - ??????

TheRugbymom said...

@dangrdafne - you need to read more fanfiction!

Twisted Gingers said...

17ForvereLisa its LCM fyi
Master of the universe

Muffin Top said...

@TheRugbymom yeah, i like to mix it up ;)

I_heart_Fifty / TwiKiwi said...

@DD - freaky coincidence.

Turgid: opposite of flaccid.... does that help you? Or I could give you another clue... engorged.

:)

Twisted Gingers said...

17: Beaver Basher

17foreverlisa said...

Turgid is pretty much the opposite of flaccid, DD. Right, girls? And that is totally weird that you both said the same word for the same number. Pretty sure that's the first time it's been used on DML, too.

Edward - How you holding up, babe?

#15 teabagging

Dangrdafne said...

If only I had more hours in the day.

Muffin Top said...

@dangrdafne you know @TheRugbymom is right - you must read more fic, especially MoTU!!!

I_heart_Fifty / TwiKiwi said...

Lisa, are you ok? Or are you tryin to mess with us?

Oh yeah, and #15 - sparkling

Twisted Gingers said...

did I go out of order, Sorry!

Dangrdafne said...

We need #16, #18 and #19

Muffin Top said...

#16 grinding

17foreverlisa said...

What? Twisted Gingers is LCM17? I need another drink. Imma confused. And you should totally know I'm bullshitting you then on needing to know what MotU is. It may be a fight to the death with I_Heart_Fifty, but I am MotU's #1 fan...and I will win that fight.

Dangrdafne said...

and I think *I* need a drink - oh my

Muffin Top said...

#19 National Growler Day

Twisted Gingers said...

18: HARDER

Muffin Top said...

@TwistedGingers I love it HARDER

Dangrdafne said...

Ok, well, that finishes #2. I need your take on doing #3. There are 16 words in it. Let me know.

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