Directions

*Pour yourself a glass or four.

*Type ONE ANSWER per comment.

*Write the number, type of word, and your word (i.e. #1 Noun: labia).

*Make it DIRTY.

*Make it CRUDE.

*Make it Twilight-related. (semi-optional)

*Make one of the words “taint." It's a must. The word "taint" is funny ALL THE TIME.

*Oh yeah, I know we'll be a tad bit tipsy, but try to read the other comments,
so we know what number we're on and don't have any repeats.

-Mox

Friday, February 4, 2011

Party on!


Well, they're not quite Wayne and Garth, but the girls from Borderline Phenomenal are excellent.


Tomorrow is @Jaymes805's birthday, and she and her faithful sidekick @amandakmelby ditched us are celebrating early. I saw a tweet while I was typing this (yeah, I'm always last minute) that said:

Birthday weekend starts NOW! Or.......... whenever @amandakmelby gets to my work haha. But THEN it starts. First up: HAPPY HOUR ;)

Amanda did pinkie swear to me and @Twired Jen that they would drink responsibly and be safe. And I'm sure that by the time this posts and we start playing, there will have been another tweet that said:

Time to play DML! Shots for our bitches bloggy besties. Schwing!!

If that's not how it goes down, I guess we'll know we're not worthy and I'll be forced to tweet their Glamour Shots. Pretty sure Jamie like's purple and Amanda likes pink? Other way around?

Wayne: Tent pole. She's a babe.

Garth: She's magically babelicious.



Happy birthday, Jamie! 
This Rathgasm's in color just for you.


You know how I like to roll. One long DML. GAME ON!

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Jamie's Birthday Party

After solving the case of the Filthy Pinky Toe Monster, Scooby and the gang were feeling groovy. The mayor had rushed over to the scene of the crime, thanking them with gifts of golden snuggies. He even invited them to eat twat at his favorite five-star restaurant!

Shaggy licked his middle finger in excitement; but, then Fred spoke up.

'Gee, that sure is nice of you, Mr. Mayor,' he said. 'But we'll have to take a raincheck. We're already late for a special birthday party.'

'Like, unless a raincheck is something you can eat with cheese and pepperoni, I'll pass,' moaned Shaggy. 'I'm so hungry I could eat a pickled turkey baster!'

Velma took Shaggy by the Rathboner and led him to the van. After having such a crazy morning, everyone else was looking forward to the fun. Besides, they couldn't possibly miss their best buddy Jamie's birthday!

'Jeepers,' said (Dangr)Daphne, 'I can't believe Jackson's girlfriend Jamie is 42 years old!'

'Reah,' said Scooby, 'time sparkles (jazz hands)!'

As Fred steered the Mystery Machine toward Rob's trailer, the gang couldn't help but notice smutty things ejaculating around them.

'Hmm,' said Velma, adjusting her glasses, 'I read a very swollen book about this before. She peered out the window, deep in thought.'

Shaggy was becoming frightened. His tummy rumbled saucily. All he could think about was eating french fried slippers. The last thing he needed was something strange and creepy.

Scooby yelped, jumping on to Shaggy's lap. 'Rook, Raggy,' he cried, pointing a shaky paw out the window. Corkscrews!'

Shaggy bravely glanced out the window; but, as the van turned the corner, he couldn't believe what he saw. Giant, talking pubic hairs spasmed up and down the sidewalks. Crusty cocksuckers sneezed merrily down the street. Red leather restraints rode bicycles!

Scoob and Shag held each other tightly, trembling with fear. Suddenly, the Mystery Machine came to a halt!

Scooby didn't dare open his eyes; but, he heard Fred start to say, 'Well, gang, it looks like we've got a..'

'Let me guess,' Shaggy quivered. 'It looks like we've got a mystery on our hands!?'

'Actually, Shaggy,' Fred corrected. 'What I was going to say was that it looks like we've got a costume party on our hands.'

'Rostume rarty?' Scooby perked up, 'Rhere?'

'This birthday party is a costume party,' Velma explained, pulling a book about dressing up from her bag.

'Yeah,' (Dangr)Daphne added, 'and the whole town is invited!'

That night, the Mystery, Inc. gang had a great time!

Scooby wore a Belly Button Lint suit and spent the entire evening fucking in the woods. Fred dressed up like guyliner and sang taint songs until dawn. Velma went as an angry purple head, peacefully boinking. (Dangr)Daphne pretended she was a Jacksperience, complete with silly sounds and a porn collection. And can you guess what Shaggy dressed up as?

'I'm an Obsessive Edward Disorder' he screamed. 'And, I'm going to eat all your shmexy anal vibes!'

Scooby just looked at his friend and laughed. 'Roh boy,' he thought.

'Scooby Dooby Dooooo! I love you! Happy birthday, Jamie!'

144 comments:

Musing Bella said...

Yay! Happy birthday Jaymes!!!

1 - filthy

fanficzombie said...

#1
sticky

17foreverlisa said...

I'm fighting a head cold tonight, but I am self-medicating *coughboxedwinecough*.

How is everyone else's Friday going?

My After Car Is An XKR said...

Woo, happy birthday Jamie! And, hey yall.

Musing Bella said...

LOL @ Lisa - I'm self-medicating for stress. Screw-top wine! ;)

Dangrdafne said...

2. pinky toe

fanficzombie said...

@17foreverlisa -- LOL!! It is funny how the older I get the less medicine I need...fuck it...getting drunk works just as well

17foreverlisa said...

@FFZ - Thanks again for the ff story. Haven't looked at it yet, but look forward to it.

@XKR - You rocked the Twihearted fundraiser bb. You did a good thing.

@MB - LOLOL!

fanficzombie said...

#3 snuggies

17foreverlisa said...

Hey, DD. Were you getting nervous? Did you see I had a prematare blogulation? LOL!

@FFZ - #trufax

Musing Bella said...

@FFZ - I'm still chuckling about our family connection. It was only a matter of time until we all started finding connections to each other...

fanficzombie said...

@17foreverlisa -- I am reading Acting Out right now...Edward/Jake/Bella lovin...it is really good so far...

My After Car Is An XKR said...

@Lisa Thanks :) Really @Dangrdafne did all the work.

BTW - utterly shameless plug - has everyone donated to Twihearted? If you haven't - here. http://twitarded.blogspot.com/2011/02/twihearted.html xoxo!

Musing Bella said...

4 - twat

fanficzombie said...

@musing bella -- I know, right?!?!? And we both had her blocked...that is pretty funny too

My After Car Is An XKR said...

5 - middle finger

fanficzombie said...

#5 ass crack

fanficzombie said...

#6 turkey baster

Musing Bella said...

@FFZ - I know, right? But seriously, were you fb friends when they were toilet training Aiden? That's what pushed me over the edge. T. M. I.

6 - fork

17foreverlisa said...

@XKR - DD knows I love her beyond measure and am so proud of her involvement in this. You made a great team :) And shameless plug is totally welcome here.

@MB & FFZ - You found out you are related?

Musing Bella said...

Ooh!

7 - rathboner

by request of the b-day grrl

Living with Edward said...

I'm here!! Hello all my favorite peeps!!

fanficzombie said...

@ musingbella -- no -- you lasted longer than i did...I go on there so infrequently I would miss all my friends posts because my page would be full of hers LOL Thank goodness I missed the potty training...

fanficzombie said...

@17 foreverlisa

Musing Bella's cousin is my stepson's uncle's wife

Musing Bella said...

@Lisa - by marriage (or lack thereof) - her stepson's uncle is married to one of my cousins. LOL - and my cousin is such a TMIer on FB that we both have her updates blocked!

My After Car Is An XKR said...

@MB and FFZ - I have a friend like that on fb. Every two minutes she talks about her kid's poop or his words or his booboo or his preschool. Block!

Musing Bella said...

@FFZ - LOL, yes, lucky you, indeed! I probably lasted longer because I felt bad blocking family. But once that dam was breached, I blocked a few others, too, LOL

@LwE - what uuuup, lady?

fanficzombie said...

@ musing bella -- I do not discriminate on my blocking....hell, my crazy sister jsut got a FB account and I had to make a whole second list to limit what she could see and do. Oy! Sometimes facebook isn't worth the trouble!! LOL My twitter bitches is where it is at!!!

Musing Bella said...

@XKR - exactly! She wrote a SOOPER detailed post about an "accident" her 3-year-old had and its aftermath, and I was like, "buh-bye."

Are we on 8?

Musing Bella said...

Welcome to the FFZ / MB this-is-your-life, everyone. ;)

17foreverlisa said...

Good job, MB, getting Jamie's request in.

What a small world that you two are kinda, sorta related by marriage!

Hi, LwE!!!!! How the heck are you?

fanficzombie said...

@ MB LOL!!!!

#9 42

My After Car Is An XKR said...

@MB... um, ewwwww. No one wants to read that, except maybe grandmas. Send them an email. Plus, stuff on facebook NEVER disappears. Someone could find that in 10 years and ruin that kid's teenage years permanently.

17foreverlisa said...

Yes, we are on 8. Where did DD go?

I know that Jaymes and Amanda are gone. Twired Jen is headed to the Bobby Long concert. But it's super quiet tonight, isn't it?

My After Car Is An XKR said...

10 sparkle! (*jazz hands*)

fanficzombie said...

#11 Rob's trailer

Musing Bella said...

@XKR - I know! Plus, just EW. The kid's grandma (my aunt) also got blocked. She was encouraging it, from what I could tell. I have now blocked all RL people from my Twitter, just so I can speak freely. (Sorry, TH.)

Musing Bella said...

12 - smutty

17foreverlisa said...

We still need 8. LMAO at 10 XKR.

You girls can call me Lisa btw instead of typing out the rest ;)

fanficzombie said...

#12 throbbing

Musing Bella said...

Um, 8 should be JACKSON :)

fanficzombie said...

@mb... no one in RL knows I have twitter...except when Mr Z blabs to them to make fun of me..but they sure as hell don't know my twitter name!!!

Musing Bella said...

Oh, wait, unless the fic already has him in it... I mean Mad Lib, not fic... wow wine really goes to your head when you don't eat...

Dangrdafne said...

I was not worried at all *sweating*

And don't listen to My After Car - it was her brilliant idea that launched Twihearted - including the awesome name :) Mwah!

fanficzombie said...

Mr Z keeps hinting he is gonna get a twitter...in case anyone was wondering my mine are locked LOL!!

Musing Bella said...

@FFZ - Only TH and my Forks 2010 companion know about my twitter, but TH uses his for mostly work/school networking, and Mrs Fashion doesn't use hers AT ALL, so I figured they won't care. Th didn't and he didn't think MF would, so: blocked.

fanficzombie said...

@ MB -- that is called alcohol conservation..it is a good thing...

Living with Edward said...

Ooo, we are all talking about facebook. I hate it. Much pefer twitter with you ladies.

@MB: Hi hon! Nothing much. Just got my reply from Darcy. Turns out I had no grammatical errors!! I just about fell over. Except for some sentences ending in prepositions but she said that is not a big deal. But she really liked it. So I'm a happy gal. Now my hubby wants to read it. LOL

Lisa!! Hey bloggy mama! Been thinking about you a lot. Anything new?

Musing Bella said...

@FFZ - LOL!

fanficzombie said...

Oh Mr. Jingles and Mouseville..sniff..the Green Mile just kills me...

17foreverlisa said...

LOLOL, MB! #8 is Jackson

I'm impressed you didn't hit me up on Gmail chat, DD. No Mox or Amy :(

Well, the idea and the execution of Twihearted is perfect. As I said in my post, I'm so proud to be a part of this fandom, this fundraiser, and this family. I'm glad the candy heart generator worked out for you. What is the amount up to tonight btw?

fanficzombie said...

#13 ejaculate

fanficzombie said...

#14 swollen

Musing Bella said...

@LwE - hey! I have a sentence that makes no sense, LOL - I have to go figure out what I was trying to say. And she suggested I clarify the R/E relationship and that it was too long... but other than that I'm okay. :) Yay you with no grammatical errors! Nicely done!

I think at this point I have successfully hijacked this comment thread. Sorry everyone.

My After Car Is An XKR said...

15 saucily

fanficzombie said...

phew...okay..making up for keeping us so off topic LOL

Dangrdafne said...

$1100 as of right now.

Musing Bella said...

15 - noisily

fanficzombie said...

@ MB -- we are so in sync

fanficzombie said...

#16 slippers

Musing Bella said...

@FFZ - LOL, that's 'cause we're fambly. ;) LOL

16 - boobies

fanficzombie said...

@ MB LOL

17foreverlisa said...

I feel out of the loop, LwE. If I read correctly on twitter, you and MB are writing a ff story together? Is it a one shot? That's amazaballs btw.

fanficzombie said...

#17 corkscrews

Musing Bella said...

18 - pubic hairs

fanficzombie said...

LwW & MB -- is that right???

My After Car Is An XKR said...

18 brassieres

fanficzombie said...

#19 spasmed

Musing Bella said...

@FFZ - I think we drove everyone away. Oops.

@FFZ & Lisa - LwE and I challenged each other to write a story, so we each wrote a one-shot (except our beta thinks mine's too long... what, me wordy?).

fanficzombie said...

#20 crusty

Living with Edward said...

@MB Remind me what the R/E relationship is. A sentence that makes no sense? LOL I don't recall which one that is. I was pretty tired last night though. Too long? It was shorter than a chapter of EP, so I think you're good. LOL. Your fic was really fun though. Loved the plot line.

Musing Bella said...

21 - cocksuckers

TheRugbymom said...

21 dingleberries

17foreverlisa said...

DD, that's awesome! And it's only day 1 :)

FFZ - The story you're reading has Jake lovin'? Like a E/B/J samich? *please say no*

TheRugbymom said...

22 sneezed

Living with Edward said...

I have no idea what number we are on. I may have lost the concept of mad libs for the night.

Musing Bella said...

@LwE - I will, but later, on Twitter where I'm not worried I'm talking too much, LOL

ALSO, I forgot to say before (because I was too busy saying other stuff) @DD and XKR - AWESOME job with TwiHearted! LOVE it! You're both fantastic and I heart you.

Musing Bella said...

23 - red !!

17foreverlisa said...

That's so cool LwE and MB. Very proud of you. (R/E as in Rosalie/Edward??)

fanficzombie said...

@ Lisa...I know I know I know...that was my first thought too..but after the third rec I got...I gave it a shot...and I have to say it is a great story-- I don't know if you are a jake fan or not...I am very much in the not camp...but I really like this jake

Living with Edward said...

@Lisa: MB answered your question. But yeah, I guess we are real writers now. Not published, but real.

Musing Bella said...

@Lisa - no, Emmett. They're minor characters in mine, and she thought it was unclear. *shrugs* BTW, Darcy (our beta) is my roomie for Forks 2011!! W0)t!

fanficzombie said...

#24 leather restraints

Living with Edward said...

25 Belly Button Lint

My After Car Is An XKR said...

@MB Thank you so much! I'm so proud of everyone for raising $1,100 in one day! This group is incredible.

Musing Bella said...

26 - fucking

TheRugbymom said...

did anyone see Parks & Recreation last night? about putting Twilight books in a time capsule?

I think you can watch it online at Hulu [whatever that is]

it was a hoot!

fanficzombie said...

#27 guyliner

Musing Bella said...

@XKR - and I haven't even donated yet! Soon it will be $1101. :) (I wish I was joking)

17foreverlisa said...

We are on #24. Come on LwE. *snaps fingers* Get with the game ;)

Seriously though, that is very cool that you two are writing. Can't wait to read.

Hi Rugbymom!

Living with Edward said...

@MB: Oh duh, Rose and Emmet. I am automatically wired to think of Edward when I see E and it threw me off. Obsessive Edward Disorder

17foreverlisa said...

LMFAO! I guess I didn't hit refresh and then typed too long. You girls are moving along.

fanficzombie said...

#28 taint (because have we done that yet and isn't it required?)

Dangrdafne said...

@ MB as we said and it is so true, every $1 counts. No donation too small. Thank you for your kind words and thank you in advance for your donation.

You all rock!

Musing Bella said...

@Lisa - thanks! I can't wait for you to read them, either! But we're on like 28. ;)

Also, help me and DD muscle LwE into publishing hers somewhere.

TheRugbymom said...

29 angry purple head

fanficzombie said...

@ Lisa -- well, we did get a little fast there...what was that..three words in 20 minutes?? that is a record tonight LOL

My After Car Is An XKR said...

@MB - EVERY dollar counts! Literally!

My After Car Is An XKR said...

30 boinking

Musing Bella said...

@RM - I have it on the DVR. Good?

29 - jacksperience

Musing Bella said...

31 - jacksperience

Living with Edward said...

31 Obsessive Edward Disorder

Living with Edward said...

shit

fanficzombie said...

#32 porn collection

Living with Edward said...

make that 32??

Musing Bella said...

@DD & XKR - I know, that's why I'm donating. :) At first, reading the post, I was like, "I'm poor," but then you said every dollar, and I was like, "Well, even I have a dollar."

My After Car Is An XKR said...

@LwE, LOL! I haven't heard of OED before. But, clearly, I'm suffering (ha) from it.

Living with Edward said...

son of a! 33 then?

fanficzombie said...

LwE Winner winner!! W00t!

Musing Bella said...

@LwE - LOL - FFZ snuck in with her porn collection and interrupted your disorder. *snort*

Living with Edward said...

@MyAfterCar: I'm so far in with my OED that they don't have a cure. I'm screwed.

fanficzombie said...

Obsessive Edward Disorder -- Porn Collection ...potato - potaaato

Living with Edward said...

@MB and FFZ: My doctor says that if someone interupts my disorder that the Alchaida (don't know if that is how it's spelled) are more likely to attack.

My After Car Is An XKR said...

@LwE Screw a cure. Might as well enjoy it. And hey, obviously you're not alone!

Musing Bella said...

@LwE - whoops. We're fucked now.

Living with Edward said...

fanficzombie said...
Obsessive Edward Disorder -- Porn Collection ...potato - potaaato

True fax

17foreverlisa said...

@FFZ - I'm totally an E/B/J fan, but my J has to be Jasper. LOL! Good call on "taint." It is most definitely a requirement.

@MB - LOL! I did the same thing as LwE. My brain is wired for E meaning Edward. Gotcha on Emmett and Rosalie. I'm the last person to muscle LwE into publishing. *hangs head in shame* DD knows this.

Musing Bella said...

I refuse to do another adjective.

TheRugbymom said...

@LwE - can't let that happen! then the terrorists win.

fanficzombie said...

#34 shmexy

17foreverlisa said...

So close girls!

fanficzombie said...

#35 finish line (holy hell)!!!!!!

TheRugbymom said...

35 my first anal vibe

Living with Edward said...

35 Rob's specialty Beanie detergant

Musing Bella said...

@Lisa - um, that's what she said.

My After Car Is An XKR said...

35. WIN

Dangrdafne said...

The only way to have true OED is to publish a one shot that you wrote.

true fax!

Musing Bella said...

LMAO @ LwE

Living with Edward said...

Oh DD, that is unfair. LOL

fanficzombie said...

woooo strong finish after a distracted DML!!!! And where the hell is MOx????

Musing Bella said...

To second what DD just said, I just want to add: that you wrote ABOUT EDWARD.

Musing Bella said...

See you h00rs on Twitter!

TheRugbymom said...

alright - while you girls finish up, Imma go get my credit card and donate

[if you had PayPal set up, I wouldn't have to get off the couch! - JS]

My After Car Is An XKR said...

I hope everyone is headed over to Twitter next. I have a fun announcement to make after the Mad Lib is posted :)

My After Car Is An XKR said...

@TheRugbymom - woo, thanks!! And, we tried to do paypal, it wasn't an option, sorry! You rock though :D

Dangrdafne said...

TheRugbyMom - I wish PayPal were an option. We tried but couldn't find any way to do it with the page. Sorry


My After Car - Oooo an announcement!!!

17foreverlisa said...

Thanks for playing everyone. I know it took longer because there weren't as many of us tonight, but I enjoyed the conversation!

I'll get the DML posted soon and tweet you when it's ready.

Mwah!

My After Car Is An XKR said...

@DD... it might not come as much of a surprise to you :)

Living with Edward said...

@MB: Of course I wrote about Edward! I have OED!!!

Dangrdafne said...

And if you have OED, then you have to publish your story - it is only right - it is a symptom - I looked it up ;)

Living with Edward said...

You googled it?!! Like Edward does? See what I did there? I have a problem.

Dangrdafne said...

oh dear

Dangrdafne said...

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=238991533767

Living with Edward said...

LOLOLOL!!! How did you just find that??! I think you are google.