Tomorrow is @Jaymes805's birthday, and she and her faithful sidekick @amandakmelby
Birthday weekend starts NOW! Or.......... whenever @amandakmelby gets to my work haha. But THEN it starts. First up: HAPPY HOUR ;)
Amanda did pinkie swear to me and @Twired Jen that they would drink responsibly and be safe. And I'm sure that by the time this posts and we start playing, there will have been another tweet that said:
Time to play DML! Shots for our
If that's not how it goes down, I guess we'll know we're not worthy and I'll be forced to tweet their Glamour Shots. Pretty sure Jamie like's purple and Amanda likes pink? Other way around?
Wayne: Tent pole. She's a babe.
Garth: She's magically babelicious.
Happy birthday, Jamie!
This Rathgasm's in color just for you.
You know how I like to roll. One long DML. GAME ON!
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After solving the case of the Filthy Pinky Toe Monster, Scooby and the gang were feeling groovy. The mayor had rushed over to the scene of the crime, thanking them with gifts of golden snuggies. He even invited them to eat twat at his favorite five-star restaurant!
Jamie's Birthday Party
After solving the case of the Filthy Pinky Toe Monster, Scooby and the gang were feeling groovy. The mayor had rushed over to the scene of the crime, thanking them with gifts of golden snuggies. He even invited them to eat twat at his favorite five-star restaurant!
Shaggy licked his middle finger in excitement; but, then Fred spoke up.
'Gee, that sure is nice of you, Mr. Mayor,' he said. 'But we'll have to take a raincheck. We're already late for a special birthday party.'
'Like, unless a raincheck is something you can eat with cheese and pepperoni, I'll pass,' moaned Shaggy. 'I'm so hungry I could eat a pickled turkey baster!'
Velma took Shaggy by the Rathboner and led him to the van. After having such a crazy morning, everyone else was looking forward to the fun. Besides, they couldn't possibly miss their best buddy Jamie's birthday!
'Jeepers,' said (Dangr)Daphne, 'I can't believe Jackson's girlfriend Jamie is 42 years old!'
'Reah,' said Scooby, 'time sparkles (jazz hands)!'
As Fred steered the Mystery Machine toward Rob's trailer, the gang couldn't help but notice smutty things ejaculating around them.
'Hmm,' said Velma, adjusting her glasses, 'I read a very swollen book about this before. She peered out the window, deep in thought.'
Shaggy was becoming frightened. His tummy rumbled saucily. All he could think about was eating french fried slippers. The last thing he needed was something strange and creepy.
Scooby yelped, jumping on to Shaggy's lap. 'Rook, Raggy,' he cried, pointing a shaky paw out the window. Corkscrews!'
Shaggy bravely glanced out the window; but, as the van turned the corner, he couldn't believe what he saw. Giant, talking pubic hairs spasmed up and down the sidewalks. Crusty cocksuckers sneezed merrily down the street. Red leather restraints rode bicycles!
Scoob and Shag held each other tightly, trembling with fear. Suddenly, the Mystery Machine came to a halt!
Scooby didn't dare open his eyes; but, he heard Fred start to say, 'Well, gang, it looks like we've got a..'
'Let me guess,' Shaggy quivered. 'It looks like we've got a mystery on our hands!?'
'Actually, Shaggy,' Fred corrected. 'What I was going to say was that it looks like we've got a costume party on our hands.'
'Rostume rarty?' Scooby perked up, 'Rhere?'
'This birthday party is a costume party,' Velma explained, pulling a book about dressing up from her bag.
'Yeah,' (Dangr)Daphne added, 'and the whole town is invited!'
That night, the Mystery, Inc. gang had a great time!
Scooby wore a Belly Button Lint suit and spent the entire evening fucking in the woods. Fred dressed up like guyliner and sang taint songs until dawn. Velma went as an angry purple head, peacefully boinking. (Dangr)Daphne pretended she was a Jacksperience, complete with silly sounds and a porn collection. And can you guess what Shaggy dressed up as?
'I'm an Obsessive Edward Disorder' he screamed. 'And, I'm going to eat all your shmexy anal vibes!'
Scooby just looked at his friend and laughed. 'Roh boy,' he thought.
'Scooby Dooby Dooooo! I love you! Happy birthday, Jamie!'
143 comments:
Yay! Happy birthday Jaymes!!!
1 - filthy
#1
sticky
I'm fighting a head cold tonight, but I am self-medicating *coughboxedwinecough*.
How is everyone else's Friday going?
Woo, happy birthday Jamie! And, hey yall.
LOL @ Lisa - I'm self-medicating for stress. Screw-top wine! ;)
2. pinky toe
@17foreverlisa -- LOL!! It is funny how the older I get the less medicine I need...fuck it...getting drunk works just as well
@FFZ - Thanks again for the ff story. Haven't looked at it yet, but look forward to it.
@XKR - You rocked the Twihearted fundraiser bb. You did a good thing.
@MB - LOLOL!
#3 snuggies
Hey, DD. Were you getting nervous? Did you see I had a prematare blogulation? LOL!
@FFZ - #trufax
@FFZ - I'm still chuckling about our family connection. It was only a matter of time until we all started finding connections to each other...
@17foreverlisa -- I am reading Acting Out right now...Edward/Jake/Bella lovin...it is really good so far...
@Lisa Thanks :) Really @Dangrdafne did all the work.
BTW - utterly shameless plug - has everyone donated to Twihearted? If you haven't - here. http://twitarded.blogspot.com/2011/02/twihearted.html xoxo!
4 - twat
@musing bella -- I know, right?!?!? And we both had her blocked...that is pretty funny too
5 - middle finger
#5 ass crack
#6 turkey baster
@FFZ - I know, right? But seriously, were you fb friends when they were toilet training Aiden? That's what pushed me over the edge. T. M. I.
6 - fork
@XKR - DD knows I love her beyond measure and am so proud of her involvement in this. You made a great team :) And shameless plug is totally welcome here.
@MB & FFZ - You found out you are related?
Ooh!
7 - rathboner
by request of the b-day grrl
I'm here!! Hello all my favorite peeps!!
@ musingbella -- no -- you lasted longer than i did...I go on there so infrequently I would miss all my friends posts because my page would be full of hers LOL Thank goodness I missed the potty training...
@17 foreverlisa
Musing Bella's cousin is my stepson's uncle's wife
@Lisa - by marriage (or lack thereof) - her stepson's uncle is married to one of my cousins. LOL - and my cousin is such a TMIer on FB that we both have her updates blocked!
@MB and FFZ - I have a friend like that on fb. Every two minutes she talks about her kid's poop or his words or his booboo or his preschool. Block!
@FFZ - LOL, yes, lucky you, indeed! I probably lasted longer because I felt bad blocking family. But once that dam was breached, I blocked a few others, too, LOL
@LwE - what uuuup, lady?
@ musing bella -- I do not discriminate on my blocking....hell, my crazy sister jsut got a FB account and I had to make a whole second list to limit what she could see and do. Oy! Sometimes facebook isn't worth the trouble!! LOL My twitter bitches is where it is at!!!
@XKR - exactly! She wrote a SOOPER detailed post about an "accident" her 3-year-old had and its aftermath, and I was like, "buh-bye."
Are we on 8?
Welcome to the FFZ / MB this-is-your-life, everyone. ;)
Good job, MB, getting Jamie's request in.
What a small world that you two are kinda, sorta related by marriage!
Hi, LwE!!!!! How the heck are you?
@ MB LOL!!!!
#9 42
@MB... um, ewwwww. No one wants to read that, except maybe grandmas. Send them an email. Plus, stuff on facebook NEVER disappears. Someone could find that in 10 years and ruin that kid's teenage years permanently.
Yes, we are on 8. Where did DD go?
I know that Jaymes and Amanda are gone. Twired Jen is headed to the Bobby Long concert. But it's super quiet tonight, isn't it?
10 sparkle! (*jazz hands*)
#11 Rob's trailer
@XKR - I know! Plus, just EW. The kid's grandma (my aunt) also got blocked. She was encouraging it, from what I could tell. I have now blocked all RL people from my Twitter, just so I can speak freely. (Sorry, TH.)
12 - smutty
We still need 8. LMAO at 10 XKR.
You girls can call me Lisa btw instead of typing out the rest ;)
#12 throbbing
Um, 8 should be JACKSON :)
@mb... no one in RL knows I have twitter...except when Mr Z blabs to them to make fun of me..but they sure as hell don't know my twitter name!!!
Oh, wait, unless the fic already has him in it... I mean Mad Lib, not fic... wow wine really goes to your head when you don't eat...
I was not worried at all *sweating*
And don't listen to My After Car - it was her brilliant idea that launched Twihearted - including the awesome name :) Mwah!
Mr Z keeps hinting he is gonna get a twitter...in case anyone was wondering my mine are locked LOL!!
@FFZ - Only TH and my Forks 2010 companion know about my twitter, but TH uses his for mostly work/school networking, and Mrs Fashion doesn't use hers AT ALL, so I figured they won't care. Th didn't and he didn't think MF would, so: blocked.
@ MB -- that is called alcohol conservation..it is a good thing...
Ooo, we are all talking about facebook. I hate it. Much pefer twitter with you ladies.
@MB: Hi hon! Nothing much. Just got my reply from Darcy. Turns out I had no grammatical errors!! I just about fell over. Except for some sentences ending in prepositions but she said that is not a big deal. But she really liked it. So I'm a happy gal. Now my hubby wants to read it. LOL
Lisa!! Hey bloggy mama! Been thinking about you a lot. Anything new?
@FFZ - LOL!
Oh Mr. Jingles and Mouseville..sniff..the Green Mile just kills me...
LOLOL, MB! #8 is Jackson
I'm impressed you didn't hit me up on Gmail chat, DD. No Mox or Amy :(
Well, the idea and the execution of Twihearted is perfect. As I said in my post, I'm so proud to be a part of this fandom, this fundraiser, and this family. I'm glad the candy heart generator worked out for you. What is the amount up to tonight btw?
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#14 swollen
@LwE - hey! I have a sentence that makes no sense, LOL - I have to go figure out what I was trying to say. And she suggested I clarify the R/E relationship and that it was too long... but other than that I'm okay. :) Yay you with no grammatical errors! Nicely done!
I think at this point I have successfully hijacked this comment thread. Sorry everyone.
15 saucily
phew...okay..making up for keeping us so off topic LOL
$1100 as of right now.
15 - noisily
@ MB -- we are so in sync
#16 slippers
@FFZ - LOL, that's 'cause we're fambly. ;) LOL
16 - boobies
@ MB LOL
I feel out of the loop, LwE. If I read correctly on twitter, you and MB are writing a ff story together? Is it a one shot? That's amazaballs btw.
#17 corkscrews
18 - pubic hairs
LwW & MB -- is that right???
18 brassieres
#19 spasmed
@FFZ - I think we drove everyone away. Oops.
@FFZ & Lisa - LwE and I challenged each other to write a story, so we each wrote a one-shot (except our beta thinks mine's too long... what, me wordy?).
#20 crusty
@MB Remind me what the R/E relationship is. A sentence that makes no sense? LOL I don't recall which one that is. I was pretty tired last night though. Too long? It was shorter than a chapter of EP, so I think you're good. LOL. Your fic was really fun though. Loved the plot line.
21 - cocksuckers
21 dingleberries
DD, that's awesome! And it's only day 1 :)
FFZ - The story you're reading has Jake lovin'? Like a E/B/J samich? *please say no*
22 sneezed
I have no idea what number we are on. I may have lost the concept of mad libs for the night.
@LwE - I will, but later, on Twitter where I'm not worried I'm talking too much, LOL
ALSO, I forgot to say before (because I was too busy saying other stuff) @DD and XKR - AWESOME job with TwiHearted! LOVE it! You're both fantastic and I heart you.
23 - red !!
That's so cool LwE and MB. Very proud of you. (R/E as in Rosalie/Edward??)
@ Lisa...I know I know I know...that was my first thought too..but after the third rec I got...I gave it a shot...and I have to say it is a great story-- I don't know if you are a jake fan or not...I am very much in the not camp...but I really like this jake
@Lisa: MB answered your question. But yeah, I guess we are real writers now. Not published, but real.
@Lisa - no, Emmett. They're minor characters in mine, and she thought it was unclear. *shrugs* BTW, Darcy (our beta) is my roomie for Forks 2011!! W0)t!
#24 leather restraints
25 Belly Button Lint
@MB Thank you so much! I'm so proud of everyone for raising $1,100 in one day! This group is incredible.
26 - fucking
did anyone see Parks & Recreation last night? about putting Twilight books in a time capsule?
I think you can watch it online at Hulu [whatever that is]
it was a hoot!
#27 guyliner
@XKR - and I haven't even donated yet! Soon it will be $1101. :) (I wish I was joking)
We are on #24. Come on LwE. *snaps fingers* Get with the game ;)
Seriously though, that is very cool that you two are writing. Can't wait to read.
Hi Rugbymom!
@MB: Oh duh, Rose and Emmet. I am automatically wired to think of Edward when I see E and it threw me off. Obsessive Edward Disorder
LMFAO! I guess I didn't hit refresh and then typed too long. You girls are moving along.
#28 taint (because have we done that yet and isn't it required?)
@ MB as we said and it is so true, every $1 counts. No donation too small. Thank you for your kind words and thank you in advance for your donation.
You all rock!
@Lisa - thanks! I can't wait for you to read them, either! But we're on like 28. ;)
Also, help me and DD muscle LwE into publishing hers somewhere.
29 angry purple head
@ Lisa -- well, we did get a little fast there...what was that..three words in 20 minutes?? that is a record tonight LOL
@MB - EVERY dollar counts! Literally!
30 boinking
@RM - I have it on the DVR. Good?
29 - jacksperience
31 - jacksperience
31 Obsessive Edward Disorder
#32 porn collection
make that 32??
@DD & XKR - I know, that's why I'm donating. :) At first, reading the post, I was like, "I'm poor," but then you said every dollar, and I was like, "Well, even I have a dollar."
@LwE, LOL! I haven't heard of OED before. But, clearly, I'm suffering (ha) from it.
son of a! 33 then?
LwE Winner winner!! W00t!
@LwE - LOL - FFZ snuck in with her porn collection and interrupted your disorder. *snort*
@MyAfterCar: I'm so far in with my OED that they don't have a cure. I'm screwed.
Obsessive Edward Disorder -- Porn Collection ...potato - potaaato
@MB and FFZ: My doctor says that if someone interupts my disorder that the Alchaida (don't know if that is how it's spelled) are more likely to attack.
@LwE Screw a cure. Might as well enjoy it. And hey, obviously you're not alone!
@LwE - whoops. We're fucked now.
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Obsessive Edward Disorder -- Porn Collection ...potato - potaaato
True fax
@FFZ - I'm totally an E/B/J fan, but my J has to be Jasper. LOL! Good call on "taint." It is most definitely a requirement.
@MB - LOL! I did the same thing as LwE. My brain is wired for E meaning Edward. Gotcha on Emmett and Rosalie. I'm the last person to muscle LwE into publishing. *hangs head in shame* DD knows this.
I refuse to do another adjective.
@LwE - can't let that happen! then the terrorists win.
#34 shmexy
So close girls!
#35 finish line (holy hell)!!!!!!
35 my first anal vibe
35 Rob's specialty Beanie detergant
@Lisa - um, that's what she said.
35. WIN
The only way to have true OED is to publish a one shot that you wrote.
true fax!
LMAO @ LwE
Oh DD, that is unfair. LOL
woooo strong finish after a distracted DML!!!! And where the hell is MOx????
To second what DD just said, I just want to add: that you wrote ABOUT EDWARD.
See you h00rs on Twitter!
alright - while you girls finish up, Imma go get my credit card and donate
[if you had PayPal set up, I wouldn't have to get off the couch! - JS]
I hope everyone is headed over to Twitter next. I have a fun announcement to make after the Mad Lib is posted :)
@TheRugbymom - woo, thanks!! And, we tried to do paypal, it wasn't an option, sorry! You rock though :D
TheRugbyMom - I wish PayPal were an option. We tried but couldn't find any way to do it with the page. Sorry
My After Car - Oooo an announcement!!!
Thanks for playing everyone. I know it took longer because there weren't as many of us tonight, but I enjoyed the conversation!
I'll get the DML posted soon and tweet you when it's ready.
Mwah!
@DD... it might not come as much of a surprise to you :)
@MB: Of course I wrote about Edward! I have OED!!!
And if you have OED, then you have to publish your story - it is only right - it is a symptom - I looked it up ;)
You googled it?!! Like Edward does? See what I did there? I have a problem.
oh dear
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=238991533767
LOLOLOL!!! How did you just find that??! I think you are google.
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