Directions

*Pour yourself a glass or four.

*Type ONE ANSWER per comment.

*Write the number, type of word, and your word (i.e. #1 Noun: labia).

*Make it DIRTY.

*Make it CRUDE.

*Make it Twilight-related. (semi-optional)

*Make one of the words “taint." It's a must. The word "taint" is funny ALL THE TIME.

*Oh yeah, I know we'll be a tad bit tipsy, but try to read the other comments,
so we know what number we're on and don't have any repeats.

-Mox

Friday, February 11, 2011

Mad Lib Valentine's

Well it is February and not only is it the month with Valentine's Day in it but it is also American Heart Association's Heart month. As many of you already know Twitarded, My After Car is an XKR and myself are trying to raise money in honor of Snarky's mom with our fundaiser called Twihearted. If you have already donated, thank you. If you haven't, I hope you will go and check out the blog post and the page and consider donating just $1. Every dollar counts in the fight to end heart disease.


Ok now on to the fun. I am putting all the words into one list below but they will add up to three Valentines when I post the results. I put the titles of each Valentine and which Twilight character I think they go with to help facilitate words... if need be :)


Puppy Love (Jacob)

1. color
2. body part
3. plural noun
4. verb
5. adjective
6. adjective
7. verb
8. noun
9. noun


Be My Valentine (Jasper)

10. adjective
11. adjective
12. holiday
13. verb
14. person's last name
15. verb
16. verb
17. noun
18. noun
19. number


Cupid's Delivery (Edward)

20. adjective
21. body part
22. adjective
23. person
24. noun
25. past tense verb
26. season
27. noun
28. person's last name
29. person playing DML


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Puppy Love (Jacob)

Today I saw him again. When he looks at me with those clear purple eyes, it makes my twat go pitterpat, and I feel as if I have tits in my stomach. When he scrunches his nose, I want to titty fuck him softly. He is so spiky and fucktastic. Tomorrow he will be mine. For now he licks in the store butt hole looking at me. Fist love is hard to resist!


Be My Valentine (Jasper)

He sits across from me. He is so Borderline Phenomenal and tangy. I helped him with his Flag Day mailbox. I hope he dances one in mine. Mrs. Hornswaggle announces that it is time to dry hump our cards. I watch and bite. Will he put a taint in my mailbox? I can't wait to see tomorrow if one is there from him. I made a beautiful Bounty Hunter for him yesterday. Wow, to my surprise there are 50 from him in there!


Cupid's Delivery (Edward)

I am in love with your seductive daughter. I would like to ask for her cock in marriage. She is my idea of a fuckable Eminem. She is the only juicy vagina I have ever loved. We would like to get shackled in Summer. Hopefully Edward's man meat will cooperate on the day we choose. Mr. Shakespeare please allow me to marry Mrs. P.

153 comments:

mmMoxie said...

1. clear

Twired Jen said...

I'm here :) Hi everyone!
1. Clear is NOT a 'color' Mox...pmsl! PURPLE!

Dangrdafne said...

Hey there Mox. How are you feeling?

mmMoxie said...

picky picky Jen!

Musing Bella said...

Howdy, ladies!
Jen - be nice to Mox, she doesn't feel well.

2 - twat

mmMoxie said...

I've been better DD, but I can still type.

Twired Jen said...

Aww sorry Mox, didn't know you were sick! Fine...clear will do ;)

Dangrdafne said...

We'll take it.

Hey Jen and MB!

Jaymes805 said...

Hellooooooo lovelies! BTW I absolutely LOOOVED last weeks DML even though I couldn't make it. I laughed for days and days and my heart was all warm and happy. :) Also, my Garth (from Wayne's World) impression is out of this world. :)

Musing Bella said...

LOL - I jut reread through all of that... um, @Jen, nothing personal with my #2, LOL

Jaymes805 said...

3. tits I haaate that word.

mmMoxie said...

I should be sick more often if I'll always get my way :P

Muffin Top said...

Helloooo out there!

mmMoxie said...

#4 titty fuck

Twired Jen said...

Hi DD, Jaymes & MB!
2. Elbow

Dangrdafne said...

Hey Jaymes - whose computer did you steal? Or are you still at work?

Jaymes805 said...

Haha I stole Amanda's... she's not home till later

Muffin Top said...

3. Cumming - cause I wish I wish

Dangrdafne said...

Helloooo Muffin top.

We're on #5

Twired Jen said...

woah I'm off..ok 5. Spikey

Living with Edward said...

Good evening lllllllaaaaadies.

Musing Bella said...

6 - fucktastic

inotu said...

Ola.

Musing Bella said...

Hey LwE!
And everyone else, too - Jaymes, muffintop, D, Jen, MOX!

Muffin Top said...

"fucktastic" - flove it!!!

Twired Jen said...

7. Lick

Living with Edward said...

What up MB?

Muffin Top said...

Inotu - hey bb! Drinking wine in your honor :)

inotu said...

@LWE I might be eating glutino pretzels1

Dangrdafne said...

LwE and inotu welcome!! We are at #7

mmMoxie said...

#8 butt hole

inotu said...

**toasting**

Living with Edward said...

@inotu: MMmmmmmm. I had some while at work today. They were delish. I ate alot of them.

Dangrdafne said...

Oooo I had pretzels earlier. YUM

Muffin Top said...

#9 fist

Living with Edward said...

All 3 of us had the exact same pretzels today!! That's amazing!

Musing Bella said...

Now I want pretzels. Thanks a heap, ladies. *runs off to search the pantry*

inotu said...

@DD I might be dipping mine in peanut butter...

Muffin Top said...

They're good? I've never had

Musing Bella said...

10 hairy

mmMoxie said...

#10 tangy

Jaymes805 said...

10. Borderline phenomenal

mmMoxie said...

#11 tangy

Jaymes805 said...

damn 11. borderline phenomenal

Living with Edward said...

@Muffin Top: They are the best pretzels on the planet.

Muffin Top said...

#11 throbbing

Jaymes805 said...

shit, im just slow. Im not used to this computer, I miss mine :(

Dangrdafne said...

I had mine with some chocolate chips :)

Muffin Top - if you are gluten free and needs some pretzels - Glutino pretzels are the way to go!
http://www.glutino.com/our-products/snacks/

Living with Edward said...

Jaymes, you can't catch a break. That happened to me last week, but I eventually got my word in. Success never felst sweeter.

inotu said...

12. flag day

Musing Bella said...

@LwE - felst?

Twired Jen said...

13. Dance

Dangrdafne said...

Hey hostess choice sometimes too ;) We are talking about Jasper here ;)

Living with Edward said...

@inotu: I was totally going to say flag day too!!

@MB: yes, felst. That is what I meant to say. It's the Slovic equivelant of felt. Totally legit.

fanficzombie said...

serioiusly...mr z chose start time to move the damn stove and needed/needs my help....grrr... hopefully be back soon...he is being a total bitch right now...guess I can't bitch too much...lino today...travertine tomorrow...holla

Twired Jen said...

14 RATHBONE

Living with Edward said...

14. Hornswaggle

Musing Bella said...

@LwE - oh, in that case... ;)

14 - Lutz

Twired Jen said...

so my "lucid dreaming" book just basically flew out of the bookshelf. I heard something fall, looked around the corner and see it on the floor....no earthquake that I know of...

Muffin Top said...

@TwiredJen - yummmm, I want some of that bone!!!

inotu said...

@LWE great minds

mmMoxie said...

Laterz FFZ

Twired Jen said...

15. dry hump

Muffin Top said...

#15 sexing

Living with Edward said...

Jen: You totally dreamt that. Hence the dream book.

Jaymes805 said...

THANK YOU JEN!!! I wanted to put Rathbone in there but I knew I'd be too slow to do it so I didn't even try haha.

Twired Jen said...

Hi Muffin Top! Me too...gonna see some on the 19th...with Jaymes & LuvsMeSumEdward and ZAnyMouse and Amanda!

Twired Jen said...

J- I did it for us girlz! Gotta represent!

inotu said...

what number are we on?

Dangrdafne said...

@inotu @LwE - When I went to type the holiday into the Mad Lib I originally forgot the L. Ooops I fixed it :)

Musing Bella said...

16 - bite

Muffin Top said...

inotu - i was gonna ask the same thing...

Dangrdafne said...

#16

inotu said...

DD, glad you caught that!

mmMoxie said...

#17 taint

Living with Edward said...

@DD: Oooh. That would have given it a whole new meaning.

Twired Jen said...

J- See my last tweet ;) I love Jess and we get along well....so see tweet ..he he

inotu said...

16. sexting

Living with Edward said...

18. Bounty Hunter

Dangrdafne said...

@ LwE slash Mad Lib

Muffin Top said...

#18 Tattward - cause inotu got me thinking about CW&IA today

inotu said...

17 shackles

Twired Jen said...

18. Guitar

Muffin Top said...

shackles - gives me ideas for tonight...

Musing Bella said...

19. 50

Twired Jen said...

19. "17" (for Lisa)

Living with Edward said...

DD: LOLOLOL!!!

Muffin Top said...

#19 78

Musing Bella said...

@Jen - LOL - my "50" was also for Lisa! (In my head - I wanted to make sure it got in there, so I didn't type it all out)

mmMoxie said...

#20 seductive

Dangrdafne said...

On to Edward

fanficzombie said...

#16 morphing

inotu said...

@muffin glad to help

Muffin Top said...

#21 COCK - cause what better body part is there?

fanficzombie said...

damn...it is so hard coming in late...

Musing Bella said...

@FFZ - that's what she said ;)

mmMoxie said...

@FFZ we're on #22

Dangrdafne said...

FFZ perfectly stated after Muffin Top's word

LMAO!!!!

#22

mmMoxie said...

LMAO MB

Muffin Top said...

#23 Eminem - cause he's currently reigns at the top of my "i wanna fuck" list

Musing Bella said...

22 - fuckable (for MT)

Twired Jen said...

MB.. we're looking out for our girl!

23. KStew

Muffin Top said...

MB - Woot!!! works perfectly with mt #23!!!

inotu said...

@mt, mine too. him and adam levine at the grammies...

Jaymes805 said...

Haha Jen, I heart you and Jess...can't wait to seeee you next Saturday SQUEE!

fanficzombie said...

see..at least I can contribute something dammit!!!

Musing Bella said...

MT - LOL, I'm glad I could help you out. He is pretty fuckable. Too bad about some of his lyrics, but I choose to ignore that... *mute* ;)

Muffin Top said...

inotu - yuuuummmmmmmyyyyyyyyy

Twired Jen said...

ok kids...gotta run for a few...anxious to see results xoxo

Jaymes..woot woot it's going to be an awesome weekend!

Muffin Top said...

MB - ditto on the lyrics, i just choose to stare at his abs instead

inotu said...

@MT Shake that...hmmm.

Musing Bella said...

Are we on 24? The more I drink, the harder it is to keep track...

Dangrdafne said...

#24

mmMoxie said...

#24 juicy vagina

Muffin Top said...

LMAO - juicy is better than dry non?

Musing Bella said...

25 - leaked

inotu said...

25 shackled?

mmMoxie said...

When it comes to Edward's man meat, there is no other kind of vagina.

mmMoxie said...

When it comes to Edward's man meat, there is no other kind of vagina.

Muffin Top said...

#26 Summer - always summer

inotu said...

26 spring

mmMoxie said...

That statement is so true, I said it twice

Musing Bella said...

LMAO!

Jaymes805 said...

LOL @ "juicy vagina" so wrong haha.

inotu said...

@jaymes "juicy vagina" but so right

Living with Edward said...

27 Edward's man meat

mmMoxie said...

LOL LWE

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Omg! I'm here!

Muffin Top said...

NO! My glass is empty and the bottle is all the way downstairs. LIFEFAIL!

Musing Bella said...

Mrs P! Quickly!

Muffin Top said...

#28 Lutz

Living with Edward said...

Mrs.P only 2 words left!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

28) Shakespeare

Living with Edward said...

29 Not Mrs. P

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Gah!!!

Musing Bella said...

No, Mrs P!

29 - Mrs P. How's that? If she gets one in, though, give it to her. :)

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

LMAO! What a time for me to show up...

TheRugbymom said...

oh hi! I got caught up in the Last Tango in Forks update and missed DML!!!!

Dangrdafne said...

Oh my!

Musing Bella said...

LMAO - @Mrs P - when I first typed out "Mrs P! Quickly!" I left out the L... didn't want you to get the wrong idea ("What? Where?"), had to edit. ;)

Muffin Top said...

Last Tango in Forks? Good? Haven't read yet

TheRugbymom said...

yes, but still a WIP

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Oh boy...

mmMoxie said...

Hi Mrs. P

Muffin Top said...

I love getting updates, so WIP doesn't bother me - I'll have to add it to the list

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

I refuse to name anyone!!! LMAO!!!

Dangrdafne said...

It's up


That's what she said

no really

That's what Dangrdafne said

Elmer Fudd said...

I love DML

Muffin Top said...

Nicely done ladies!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

29) Elmer Fudd

Living with Edward said...

@Mrs. P: then I suggest that you have no more children.

mmMoxie said...

LMAO that was awesome DD. Thanks for hosting!

Dangrdafne said...

Thank you to all for playing along.