Directions

*Pour yourself a glass or four.

*Type ONE ANSWER per comment.

*Write the number, type of word, and your word (i.e. #1 Noun: labia).

*Make it DIRTY.

*Make it CRUDE.

*Make it Twilight-related. (semi-optional)

*Make one of the words “taint." It's a must. The word "taint" is funny ALL THE TIME.

*Oh yeah, I know we'll be a tad bit tipsy, but try to read the other comments,
so we know what number we're on and don't have any repeats.

-Mox

Friday, April 8, 2011

Spring has Sprung

and apparently so has Rob!!!

LOL!!!



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Spring Garden

Planting a vegetable garden is not only fun, it also helps save Boobies. You will need a piece of sticky land. You may need a witch to keep the dead prostitutes and dingleberries out. As soon as the wedge is here you can go out there with your SCREWdriver and plant all kinds of taints. Then in a few months, you will have corn on the sperm burping bitch and big, skeevy flowers.


Trip to the Park!

Yesterday, Sister Mary Frances and Mrs. Cope went to the park. On our way to the tired as fuck park, we saw a char broiled one eyed snake on a bike. We also saw big sparkly peen balloons tied to a qweef. Once we got to the fugly park, the sky turned drippy. It started to cum guzzle and spank. Yo Momma and your mom nuzzled all the way home. Tomorrow we will try to go to the whoretastic park again and hope it doesn't ass pound.




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Bike Riding!

Baby Making is a bump and grind form of exercise. Squirting a bicycle enables you to develop your poop chute muscles as well as quickly increase the rate of your tender taint beat. More cum dumpsters around the world dry hump bicycles than ride elephants. No matter what kind of clit blister you circumcise, always be sure to wear a vicious helmet. make sure to have puce reflectors too.

137 comments:

StarlitViolets said...

1. Plural Noun - Boobies

Dangrdafne said...

Yea!! Hey There

StarlitViolets said...

YAY! I"m first and I was running late! Whew! Hi DD! :) I've missed you!

Dangrdafne said...

Hi, so far just you and me kid.

adonicass said...

2. sticky

Dangrdafne said...

Hello Adonicass!!!

StarlitViolets said...

Hey Adonicass! :) Good to see you!

Dangrdafne said...

So how was your week SLV and Adonicass?

TigerlilyRose said...

3. Noun Witch

Living with Edward said...

Thank you for switching with me DD! There is NO WAY I would have been able to get anything together. I'm surprised I'm still able to type. It is merely a sub concious instinct to keep going. I will probably not be in control of anything I say tonight. I was gonna work on my fic, but I'm scared at what crazy things I may have Edward do.

StarlitViolets said...

Very good. :) You bb?

VampiresWeLove said...

Hey biznatches..happy Friday!!

Dangrdafne said...

Not too shabby :) Glad for the weekend as usual

StarlitViolets said...

LwE!!! Hi girly!

Dangrdafne said...

Hey TigerlilyRose and VampiresWeLove!!

adonicass said...

Still playing?

TigerlilyRose said...

Hello girls! How are my biatches tonight ;)

Dangrdafne said...

No problem LwE - it helps me at the end of the month.

StarlitViolets said...

4. Plural Noun - dead prostitutes

VampiresWeLove said...

Sharon :) All well?

Dangrdafne said...

Just waiting on words. Still at #4

StarlitViolets said...

TLR!!! My bloggy twin! So happy we're both here to make fools of ourselves.

adonicass said...

This is my first time. I am a virgin here.

VampiresWeLove said...

haha-good one SV :)

TigerlilyRose said...

4 PL NOUN dingleberries

Twired Jen said...

Hi- Sorry I'm late!

Dangrdafne said...

All is well in dangrdafne land

Living with Edward said...

Hey SV! Finally I get to talk to you but I'm REALLY tired, which makes me giddy and rambly and say weird and silly and perhaps things that could be constued as offensive but is sooooo not meant to be. Wow, I'm talking like I'm drunk, but you know I'm not because my spelling and grammer are pretty damn good, if I say so myself. Holy hell, why am I typing so much?!

StarlitViolets said...

WAIT - I had #4.

adonicass said...

6. Noun: wedge

VampiresWeLove said...

so that was 4 & 5
Dead Prostitutes with Dingleberries...

Dangrdafne said...

#6 please

adonicass said...

oops out of order. scratch my entry *shamefaced*

TigerlilyRose said...

#5 Pl noun dingle berries

TigerlilyRose said...

#5 Pl noun dingle berries

mmMoxie said...

OMG my microwave just about burned my house down.

Twired Jen said...

7. SCREWdriver

VampiresWeLove said...

#7 Mike Newton

TigerlilyRose said...

No Shame Adonicass.....welcome!

mmMoxie said...

#8 taints

VampiresWeLove said...

what were you trying to cook?!

Twired Jen said...

LOL VWL...he is a tool!

StarlitViolets said...

LMAO!!! Sorry - you guys got it covered. Hee hee...

Please excuse me if I'm dumb, slow, or in any way a hindrance, I'm pretty intoxicated already. ;)

Living with Edward said...

Mox! I thought of you today when I saw a midget bank teller at the bank in the grocery store. My bank sadly has no midgets.

TigerlilyRose said...

VWL....Mike Newton....ROFLMAO

Dangrdafne said...

VWL LMAO!!! I wondered if someone would do that!! LOL

mmMoxie said...

I was making a lean cuisine.

Twired Jen said...

9. Sperm Burping Bitch (throwing that in there at kiTT's request)

StarlitViolets said...

9. pistachio

StarlitViolets said...

LMFAO!!!! LOVE YOU KiTT!!!

libbybelle said...

ahh i'm late! hello hoors! looking forward to your dirty words!

@adonociss this is only my 2nd time, everyones fun!

StarlitViolets said...

10. butt-fucking-ugly

TigerlilyRose said...

10 adjective....skeevy

StarlitViolets said...

Why hello, miss libbybelle!

VampiresWeLove said...

Very classy Jen-me likey ;)

TigerlilyRose said...

11 person Sister Mary Frances

libbybelle said...

11. Mrs. Cope

Living with Edward said...

12 tired as F*CK!

mmMoxie said...

#12 char broiled

mmMoxie said...

#13 char broiled

libbybelle said...

*waves* hello Starlit

StarlitViolets said...

TLR - It was already too late, but that might've been the one to send you southward of warm. ;)

mmMoxie said...

I really hope my hubby can fix the microwave. I don't want to have to buy a new one.

I need a drink

Dangrdafne said...

Hey Mox and Libbybelle and Twired Jen

libbybelle said...

14. one eyed snake

TigerlilyRose said...

ROFL....Yeah well, Hell will be more fun when I get there...LOL

Twired Jen said...

Hi libby, nice one!!!

14. Shart

VampiresWeLove said...

15 Sparkly *peen*

mmMoxie said...

#16 qweef

Twired Jen said...

15. fuzzy.

StarlitViolets said...

16. nut fuzz

Twired Jen said...

17. FUGLY

StarlitViolets said...

LOL! Jen - we're channeling each other!

TigerlilyRose said...

Mox I will share my Kahlua with you ;)

TigerlilyRose said...

18 Drippy

libbybelle said...

Hi Jen! lovely to see you here tonite!

and dangrdafne hello to you too!

VampiresWeLove said...

19 Cum Guzzling

mmMoxie said...

Thanks TLR. I need to cook my lean cuisine too. :(

mmMoxie said...

#20 spank

TigerlilyRose said...

You can use my microwave too hun :) I just got it last fall...LOL

Twired Jen said...

21. Yo Mama

StarlitViolets said...

21. your mom

VampiresWeLove said...

21 Rob who else

adonicass said...
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StarlitViolets said...

22. nuzzle

VampiresWeLove said...

Tu Madre *hand motion*

VampiresWeLove said...

23 whoretastic

libbybelle said...

23. sticky

mmMoxie said...

#24 ass pound

Dangrdafne said...

Last one #24 verb??

TheRugbymom said...

excellent words ladies!

libbybelle said...

i love #24! ass pound...guess that is a verb:)

VampiresWeLove said...

as good as any ;)

StarlitViolets said...

Will we do a #2?

Dangrdafne said...

#1 is up as are the words for #2!! You ladies did awesome with your words!!

StarlitViolets said...

LMFAO!!!! LOVE the first ONE!!!

StarlitViolets said...

1. baby making

mmMoxie said...

#2 bump-n-grind

libbybelle said...

3.squirting

VampiresWeLove said...

Can you believe nobody at my work knew what a Taint was?

mmMoxie said...

4. poop chute

mmMoxie said...

@VWL do you work at a convent?

VampiresWeLove said...

lol-no Social Services...I got a bunch of blank stares lol..cuz that's my kinda water cooler talk ;)

TigerlilyRose said...

5 Quickly

mmMoxie said...

#6 tender taint

libbybelle said...

@vampireswelove well i didn't know what "tossing a salad" was until about 6 months ago. i threw up in my mouth a little when i found out. give them some slack and teach them the hoorish terms:)!

VampiresWeLove said...

CumDumpster

StarlitViolets said...

Woo Hoo! VWL FTMFW!!!

TigerlilyRose said...

ooo Mox a tender taint....does it sing to you....or did Edward whip it last night...LOL

StarlitViolets said...

8. dry hump

mmMoxie said...

I do the whipping around her. It's Edward's tender taint.

libbybelle said...

9. elephant

VampiresWeLove said...

I learned tossed salad about 25 years ago-and it was just as disgusting then!

mmMoxie said...

oopsies. "her" should be "here"

TigerlilyRose said...

LMAO....GO MOX!

mmMoxie said...

Imma jump ahead to #12

Vishous

(for TLR)

P.S. I know I spelled it wrong.

VampiresWeLove said...

10 Clit blister of course

mmMoxie said...

#10 could be Rhage

for me.

*wink*

TigerlilyRose said...

UMMMMMM...Mox, I love you...and that is the only way to spell it from now on!

VampiresWeLove said...

Vishuss?

mmMoxie said...

#11 circumcise

TigerlilyRose said...

Mox--FTR My cool aunt (who read all the vamp books and goes to Twi movies with me...LOL) is all Rhage too....and Phury, who i think is kind of a whiner, but i love him anyway...LOL

StarlitViolets said...

13. puce

Dangrdafne said...

I don't know the word Mox/TLR

mmMoxie said...

I think Phury is even gayer than Blaylock.

mmMoxie said...

@DD it's vicious, but it's also the name of a character from BDB and it's spelled Vishous

TigerlilyRose said...

VWL Vishous is my favorite Black Dagger Brother...I want to run away with him and be his slave :)

StarlitViolets said...

LMAO!!! Okay - I gotta pick up these books at some point.

StarlitViolets said...

If I can handle reading those HORRIFIC names!

TigerlilyRose said...

SLV there is a convenient box set of the first 6....LOL...

mmMoxie said...

That was my initial though too SLV. I thought they sounded BEYOND dumb. I've learned to overlook it.

TigerlilyRose said...

SLV...they grow on you....like sexed up ivy ;)

mmMoxie said...

@TLR - He's playing a pretty predominant role in the new book. I'm only half way thru.

Dangrdafne said...

#2 is up - great job again!!

StarlitViolets said...

ROTFLMFAO!!! Great picks, DD! Good job! MWAH!!! xoxoxo

mmMoxie said...

HOLY crap. ML#2 is G-R-O-S-S!


Thanks for hosting DD!

Dangrdafne said...

Thanks for playing!!!