Directions

*Pour yourself a glass or four.

*Type ONE ANSWER per comment.

*Write the number, type of word, and your word (i.e. #1 Noun: labia).

*Make it DIRTY.

*Make it CRUDE.

*Make it Twilight-related. (semi-optional)

*Make one of the words “taint." It's a must. The word "taint" is funny ALL THE TIME.

*Oh yeah, I know we'll be a tad bit tipsy, but try to read the other comments,
so we know what number we're on and don't have any repeats.

-Mox
Showing posts with label Week 1. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Week 1. Show all posts

Friday, June 11, 2010

MiniE Starts DML Off Right!

WELCOME!!! Tonight we are kicking off a new revolution in DML! It's dirtier, drunker, and drenched in debauchery! I am your host for the evening, StarlitViolets, from:



I'd also like to introduce my partners in crime and their home blogs:

DangrDafne Days of Delirium - hosted by our one and only DangrDafne

17 forever - hosted by the lovely 17foreverlisa


*And, of course - the original home of DML and its Queen*
Twilight SagaPalooza - hosted by none other than mmMoxie



The four of us will be taking turns hosting, so you get a little variety in your weekly dose of DML! This week though - you're stuck with me! I may have my own style, but we'll pretty much stick to mmMoxie's formula that has grown DML into a regular Friday night lush lounge!



So pick up a drink or two, set Twitter aside, and toss in your two cents, or more if you want to! And if you've been a lurker and always wanted to play DML - this is your shot! Just jump in and give us a few of your dirtiest.


When I found out I was going to be hosting, I knew I needed some help and LOTS of Mad Libs! So MiniE and I took a little trip to Barnes & Noble. And here's what we ended up with...






I finally got the Mad Libs away from MiniE by bribing him...

...with a little Bree Tanner action... He's such a perv!

Since we've somehow inexplicably been able to relate Twilight to EVERYTHING, I figured I should do the same for DML - so - I'll be giving a convoluted "hint" each time I host that is both the reason I picked it and a small clue as to what we're dealing with tonight. LET'S DO THIS!!!



Mad Lib #1
Hint: Dirty Pirate Hookers From Whore Island!

1. Noun

2. Adjective

3. Verb

4. Adverb

5. Noun

6. Adjective

7. Plural Noun

8. Plural Noun

9. Plural Noun

10. Part of the Body

11. Noun

12. Noun

13. Noun

14. Noun

15. Part of the Body
***

If you haven't already, read the directions up top and leave your answers in the comments. I'll post it soon after we finish. We MAY even do two... If the first is DIRTY enough.



Talk Like a Pirate

Ye can always pretend to be a bloodthirsty Robowski, threatening everyone by waving yer gangly sword in the air, but until ye learn to suck like a pirate, ye'll never be seductively accepted as an authentic greasy taint. So here's what ye do: Cleverly work into yer daily conversations putrid pirate phrases such as "Ahoy there, boobs," "Avast, ye butt pirates," and "Shiver me scrotums." Remember to drop all yer gs when ye say such words as sailin', spittin', and fightin'. This will give ye a/an Sparkle Peen start to being recognized as a swashbucklin' cock holster. Once ye have the lingo down pat, it helps to wear a three-cornered clit hood on yer head, stash a/an cum bubble in your pants, and keep a/an peg-legged dildo perched atop your GUNT. Aye, now ye be a real pirate (hooker)!







Mad Lib #2


Hint: Emmett's Irritable Grizzlies


1. Adjective


2. Noun


3. Plural Noun


4. Adjective


5. Adjective


6. Verb ending in "-ing"


7. Verb ending in "-ing"


8. Adjective


9. Adjective


10. Noun


11. Type of Food (plural)


12. Part of the Body (plural)


13. Adjective


14. Vehicle


15. Type of Food (plural)


16. Type of Food (plural)


17. Something Alive (plural)


18. Something Alive (plural)


19. Adverb


20. Noun





Bears

If you go to some moist place like Yellowstone National grizzly taint, you must know how to deal with wild animals such as bears and wolves and bloody poons. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears at Yellowstone: the grizzly bear, the cum-riddled bear, and the horny bear. Bears spend most of thier time wanking or claw-fisting. They look very fuzzy, but if you make them twitchy, they might bite your Emmett's cock. Bears will come up to your car and beg for cumquats. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their taints together and pretend to be thirsy. But do not get out of your Stretch Vulva or offer the bears jizz-covered semen or footlongs. This same adivce applies to other wild creatures such as grizzly bears and ass worms. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation thrustily and not get eaten by a cum-dumpster.

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