I love this game!

Normally, when I say that phrase I am referring to my favorite sport...baseball. But Friday nights are all about Drunk Mad Libs. Hopefully, you've read the rules above and are already getting your drink on.

This is my first time ever hosting DML. Please. Please. Hold your applause. Those of you who know me won't be surprised to find out that I'm going to put a new spin on it for tonight (in other words, let's see how badly Lisa can eff it up). Instead of two games with 20 words each, we are going to play one game with 40 words. (A/N: I think that's what they should have done with Breaking Dawn imo.) For those of you who are adjective impaired, you will be happy to note that there are no adjectives in the game tonight. You can thank me later.

I love a man in a baseball cap

Lena Olin was lucky playing your mom

*waves at LwE* in Remember Me.

Out on DVD June 22nd. Woot woot!

*pours another glass of boxed wine* PLAY BALL!

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2. body part
3. noun
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11. verb -ing
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13. body part
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17. verb -ed
18. noun
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22. expletive!
23. Name
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RESULTS OF DRUNK MAD LIBS (EFFED UP BY LISA)
So, the theme for my DML tonight was Rob's music. It is what pushed me over the edge into Robsanity. VampiresWeLove guessed the theme and has earned herself an infamous Bite Pack t-shirt.

I have listened to every song I can get my hands on of Rob's...hundreds of times...and I still can't make out every word he sings. So I thought I would enlist your help to flesh out the lyrics to Never Think.

Music to Scroll By

I should never slurp

What's in your boobs

What's in our taint

So I won't



You'll learn to gang-bang a ball

But still call me gummer

Oh love

So pinch me by my cocksucker



And save your ball sack

Save your cumbucket

Before you’re too far gone

Before murdering can be done



I'll try to decide when

She'll cum in the box

I ain't got no vampjuice in me

In this whole damn boxed wine

Tell you to hold off

You choose to queef

It's the one thing that I've fucked



Once I put my foreskin on

I’m felching this all wrong

She’s convulsing outside holding Nemo

Saying, Mother fucker!

I'm in Fifty Shades

I'm in Mini Edward



Girl save your asshat

Go on save your condom

Before it's too far gone

And before face humping can be done



‘Cause without a machete

My crotch got suckilng

So hold on

Without anal beads you got saran wrap

So hold on

Without Rosalie’s dead uterus you got piss

Without pocket pussy you got custardy discharge

So hold on

Without harpoon you got puss

Without nipple rings you got riding crop

So hold on

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THANKS TO STARLIT VIOLETS FOR BEING VERY PROTECTIVE OF ME, AND THANKS TO ALL OF YOU FOR PLAYING!! Whew!
 
Lisa
 
P.S.: Mox, as SV said, you make this look easy! We missed you tonight. Hope you're having fun on your vacation. Be safe!