Directions

*Pour yourself a glass or four.

*Type ONE ANSWER per comment.

*Write the number, type of word, and your word (i.e. #1 Noun: labia).

*Make it DIRTY.

*Make it CRUDE.

*Make it Twilight-related. (semi-optional)

*Make one of the words “taint." It's a must. The word "taint" is funny ALL THE TIME.

*Oh yeah, I know we'll be a tad bit tipsy, but try to read the other comments,
so we know what number we're on and don't have any repeats.

-Mox

Friday, June 18, 2010

I love this game!

Normally, when I say that phrase I am referring to my favorite sport...baseball. But Friday nights are all about Drunk Mad Libs. Hopefully, you've read the rules above and are already getting your drink on.

This is my first time ever hosting DML. Please. Please. Hold your applause. Those of you who know me won't be surprised to find out that I'm going to put a new spin on it for tonight (in other words, let's see how badly Lisa can eff it up). Instead of two games with 20 words each, we are going to play one game with 40 words. (A/N: I think that's what they should have done with Breaking Dawn imo.) For those of you who are adjective impaired, you will be happy to note that there are no adjectives in the game tonight. You can thank me later.


I love a man in a baseball cap


Lena Olin was lucky playing your mom
*waves at LwE* in Remember Me.
Out on DVD June 22nd. Woot woot!


*pours another glass of boxed wine* PLAY BALL!

1. verb
2. body part
3. noun
4. verb
5. noun
6. noun
7. verb
8. noun
9. noun
10. noun
11. verb -ing
12. verb
13. body part
14. noun
15. noun
16. verb
17. verb -ed
18. noun
19. verb -ing
20. verb -ing
21. noun
22. expletive!
23. Name
24. Name
25. noun
26. noun
27. verb -ing
28. noun
29. possessive noun
30. noun
31. noun
32. noun
33. noun
34. noun
35. noun
36. noun
37. noun
38. noun
39. noun
40. noun


RESULTS OF DRUNK MAD LIBS (EFFED UP BY LISA)
So, the theme for my DML tonight was Rob's music. It is what pushed me over the edge into Robsanity. VampiresWeLove guessed the theme and has earned herself an infamous Bite Pack t-shirt.

I have listened to every song I can get my hands on of Rob's...hundreds of times...and I still can't make out every word he sings. So I thought I would enlist your help to flesh out the lyrics to Never Think.

Music to Scroll By



I should never slurp

What's in your boobs

What's in our taint

So I won't



You'll learn to gang-bang a ball

But still call me gummer

Oh love

So pinch me by my cocksucker



And save your ball sack

Save your cumbucket

Before you’re too far gone

Before murdering can be done



I'll try to decide when

She'll cum in the box

I ain't got no vampjuice in me

In this whole damn boxed wine

Tell you to hold off

You choose to queef

It's the one thing that I've fucked



Once I put my foreskin on

I’m felching this all wrong

She’s convulsing outside holding Nemo

Saying, Mother fucker!

I'm in Fifty Shades

I'm in Mini Edward



Girl save your asshat

Go on save your condom

Before it's too far gone

And before face humping can be done



‘Cause without a machete

My crotch got suckilng

So hold on

Without anal beads you got saran wrap

So hold on

Without Rosalie’s dead uterus you got piss

Without pocket pussy you got custardy discharge

So hold on

Without harpoon you got puss

Without nipple rings you got riding crop

So hold on

______
 
THANKS TO STARLIT VIOLETS FOR BEING VERY PROTECTIVE OF ME, AND THANKS TO ALL OF YOU FOR PLAYING!! Whew!
 
Lisa
 
P.S.: Mox, as SV said, you make this look easy! We missed you tonight. Hope you're having fun on your vacation. Be safe!

266 comments:

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StarlitViolets said...

I"m fucking first baby!

StarlitViolets said...

1. Verb - slurp

Musing Bella said...

2- boobs

Musing Bella said...

Or boob, whichever works

VampiresWeLove said...

No Adjectives? WTF?! LOL...game on!

StarlitViolets said...

3. Noun - TAINT!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

3) box

17foreverlisa said...

Whew!! It's storming like a mofo here. I'm hoping the power doesn't go out. How's the comment window? Better?

Musing Bella said...

4 - gang-bang

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

5) ball

VampiresWeLove said...

I am Verb-challenged LOL..erm Fucked-is that a verb?

17foreverlisa said...

@Mrs. P - as in box of wine ;)

Musing Bella said...

7 - pinch

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Hey SV, what email were you talking about. I didn't get any, but I also went on a huge DELETING spree this afternoon. Please resend

StarlitViolets said...

6. Noun - gummer

Musing Bella said...

Shit - I pre-blogulated

Dangrdafne said...

All is perfect Lisa. Just be safe in the storm and keep your power :)

StarlitViolets said...

@Lady M - Will do. ;)

17foreverlisa said...

Sounds good to me VWL :)

DD is running late. Mox is out of town. Where's LwE?

Living with Edward said...

@Lisa: YOUR MOM!! LOL I love it!

17foreverlisa said...

Oops! Hey, Sharon!

17foreverlisa said...

Mwah LwE!

Living with Edward said...

@MB: pre blogulated! LOL

Musing Bella said...

I don't know what we're on now...

17foreverlisa said...

@DD - I've got batteries (she said that).

@MB - What are you drinking? You know I check Thirsty Thursdays on Sex Saturdays ;) I only wish Dave would leave town. Gah!

StarlitViolets said...

We need a #7 - Verb next.

VampiresWeLove said...

9) Edward's Ball Sack

Living with Edward said...

@Lisa: sorry I'm a little late I was in the middle of chapter 69 (oh dear) of MotU

Dangrdafne said...

8. noun - Cocksucker - from TwilightCupcake

Musing Bella said...

I did a verb for 7 early. :( I don't remember what it was... um...

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

#7--castrate

Dangrdafne said...

I think 7 is pinch from early MusingBella

VampiresWeLove said...

MB Pre-blogulated with #7 Pinch

StarlitViolets said...
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Living with Edward said...

what # are we on now??

Dangrdafne said...

@ Lisa - I hope you are not drinking yet - I am already confused on the words but then I have been confused most of the day LOL!

17foreverlisa said...

Yes, we have #7 Pinch. Talk amongst yourselves, though. I'm off to get another glass of wine.

VampiresWeLove said...

haha..good one Mrs P ;-)

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

so my "castrate" has been castrated?

Dangrdafne said...

10.

VampiresWeLove said...

haha..good one Mrs P ;-)

Musing Bella said...

How are we on ten? Have I had a stroke?

StarlitViolets said...

Sorry. Blogger was being a bitch!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

the host cant leave, Lisa...put the damn box on your desk.

17foreverlisa said...

Am I supposed to be watching the words? *downs glass of wine* Ok. Let me go back and check ;)

Living with Edward said...

All these comments and we only have about 8 words?? Talk about missing the task at hand. And we have to come up with 40. Lisa, I'm surprised you didn't make it Fifty! LOL

Musing Bella said...

Where's Jen??

Twired Jen said...

10. Cumbucket....better late than never.

Musing Bella said...

PMSL @ Mrs P.
@LwE - we are a hot mess of ladies.

VampiresWeLove said...

haha..good one Mrs P ;-)

Dangrdafne said...

@ MusingBella - we are at 10 because people put in words instead of talking about drinking LOL!!!! Very much just kidding!!!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

11---murdering

Musing Bella said...

Hey! Right on cue! I just asked about you!

11 - humping

Living with Edward said...

@Mrs. P: murdering. LOL

17foreverlisa said...

Clearly I can't drink and host and/or count that high. I think we're on #11.

Hi, Jen!

Musing Bella said...

@DD - Oooh! BURN! LMAO - fair enough. I am not paying attention!

Dangrdafne said...

@ LwE - OH MY I can't believe we missed that - Fifty!!! dang it

17foreverlisa said...

#12

VampiresWeLove said...

I do not have Tourrets-Blogger is a douche..just sayin

Twired Jen said...

12. Wipe ...is that a verb?

Dangrdafne said...

12 cum - Twilight cupcake word

Musing Bella said...

13 - taint!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

14---nipple

Twired Jen said...

Do I have to do every number or just skip to what is next...LISA????

Living with Edward said...

@DD: I find it strange that you are coming up with all these vulgar words and then blaming someone else for them. LOL

17foreverlisa said...

Did someone say Fifty??!! Where?

Living with Edward said...

I had the 69th comment!!

VampiresWeLove said...

#13 G-Spot most important of course ;-)

Musing Bella said...

LMAO @ LwE

15 - flogger

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

@LWE---Hmmm...so do I.

Living with Edward said...

@Lisa: that would have been me.

Twired Jen said...

13. arm pit

StarlitViolets said...

@MB & @Lisa - Taint was used already.

Musing Bella said...

@SV FUCK!

Twired Jen said...

14. Vampjuice

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

maybe Lisa will allow a double taint.

17foreverlisa said...

SV is hosting now. I am drinking. No babysitter money for me!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Hey Jen...you want to do a number no one has done yet...

Dangrdafne said...

@ Lwe - HA this week I have the proof... the tweet from Twilight Cupcake...

TwilightCupcake cupcakegirl76 @Dangrdafne thanks. Your Italy pics helped me to plan my trip! Noun cocksucker verb cum and adj sticky. Thank you!!

Twired Jen said...

Mrs. P LMAO "DOUBLE TAINT" NICE!

17foreverlisa said...

Double taint for the WIN!

VampiresWeLove said...

#16 Queef

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

Now...where the hell are we???

17foreverlisa said...

Off to get another glass of wine...continue.

Musing Bella said...

@DD - Hmm... I don't know - that could be fake. LMAO - I saw her Tweet, though, so I'll back you up.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

VWL----NICE!!!

Living with Edward said...

@MB: don't you mean VWL??

Twired Jen said...
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StarlitViolets said...

So that's:

15. Cocksucker
16. Cum

For TC!

Twired Jen said...

what # are we on H00rs?

Living with Edward said...

@DD: that is pretty funny.

VampiresWeLove said...

and Mrs P is gettin feisty ;-)

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

LMAO!!!!

Musing Bella said...

@LwE - yes. *le sigh*

Living with Edward said...

the only reason I have not submitted any words is because I so can not keep up with where we are! And I'm not drinking!

StarlitViolets said...

LMFAO!!! I think Lisa has stepped out...

Did I say something?

StarlitViolets said...

#18 Noun

Musing Bella said...

@SV - no, someone farted.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

@SV---no, she is on the floor convulsing

Musing Bella said...

19 - felching!

Dangrdafne said...

@ SV - no, the boxed wine is siren calling Lisa!!

Twired Jen said...

#19 Riding ;)

Living with Edward said...

20. flogging

17foreverlisa said...

Who farted?

Are we on #20 yet? What's up, girls?

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

20--convulsing

VampiresWeLove said...

@LWE get Edward outta yer crotch & pay attention!!

Twired Jen said...

Am I the only one playing...jeez, someone yell WH*LE and wake Lisa up!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

21--convulsion

StarlitViolets said...

LMFAO!!! Poor Lisa. :(

Twired Jen said...

#21 Nemo (as in the fish)

17foreverlisa said...

I love that #17 is fucked. Sums up my hosting capabilities perfectly ;)

VampiresWeLove said...

Felching-good one!

Musing Bella said...

22 - motherfucker!

Living with Edward said...

@VWL: What the hell?!!! LOL

Twired Jen said...

Hey Lisa, thought you got swallowed up by a WH*ALE!

Twired Jen said...

#23 FIFTY SHADES! (name)

17foreverlisa said...

Edward is in LwE's crotch? Oh my.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

23...Lisa

Living with Edward said...

23 Mini Edward

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

23...Lisa

VampiresWeLove said...

#22 Cock-sucking Volturians!!!

Dangrdafne said...

@ Twired Jen - the * is supposed to replace the A in your word LMAO!!!

Musing Bella said...

WTF? There are, like 10 million nouns at the end of this fucker.

Living with Edward said...

That's vulgar!

StarlitViolets said...

Wow - that's a lot of 23s!

Twired Jen said...

#24 KStew -name

17foreverlisa said...

I thought you loved me, Jen. HOLD UP! You do. #23 for the twitchy palm, elevator loving, I want to marry that man...FIFTY SHADES!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

oh fuck. Blogger is about to crash on our asses...thats why the comments are posting twice, because we are hitting publish twice. Its freezing...

Musing Bella said...

25 - asshat

17foreverlisa said...

@MB - I thought this would be easy. WTF?!

Twired Jen said...

@DD I know, I do it all the time on accident...WH*RE!
JK ;)

VampiresWeLove said...

#25 FOOORRRRKKKKSSSSS!!!!!

Musing Bella said...

@Mrs P - mine's not messed up and nothing has posted twice.

Twired Jen said...

#26 Condom (noun)

17foreverlisa said...

I will send a Bite Pack t-shirt to anyone (besides Dangrdafne and Starlit Violets!!) who can figure out what tonight's theme is.

StarlitViolets said...

26. Noun - cum-dumpster

Living with Edward said...

@Lisa: is it your mom?!

Dangrdafne said...

@Twired Jen - well you certainly are not getting any more help from me now!!!!

LOL!!!!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

@MB...ok, good.

26) granade

StarlitViolets said...

27. Face humping

Twired Jen said...

#27 Orgasiming (verb-ing)

17foreverlisa said...

I love Rob. That is all. Oh, wait. I love all of you, too. THAT is all.

Musing Bella said...

27 - humping!

I think I was second last time I said it.

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

28 ) machete

VampiresWeLove said...

@lISA bASEBALL!!!

Musing Bella said...

FUUUUUUUUCK!

StarlitViolets said...

WTF???!!! You didn't tell us THAT!!! Shenanigans!

Twired Jen said...

@DD luv ya xo

#28 CHAMPAGNE! (NOUN)

Musing Bella said...

29 - my crotch

17foreverlisa said...

Mrs. P murdered 17foreverlisa in the taint with a machete. Not that I have a fucking clue what I'm talking about.

Musing Bella said...

I might not be able to currently understand the concept of a possessive noun...

Dangrdafne said...

@ StarlitViolets - *whispers* apparently we forgot to tell Lisa that the hostess isn't supposed to drink when they host Mad Libs. I can't wait to see her write this one up when it is ready. Yikes.

Twired Jen said...

Did someone say possesive? mmmm Fifty...spank me.

Living with Edward said...

would that be a noun in which I possess?

Musing Bella said...

@Lisa - that is one fucked up game of Clue you're playing.

Twired Jen said...

MB apparently you me and mrs p are the only ones playing now.. lmao!

StarlitViolets said...

30. Noun - Suckling

17foreverlisa said...

I LOVE YOU MOSTEST OF ALL, TWIRED JEN!

Dangrdafne said...

@ Lisa - wrong game, that would be Clue

VampiresWeLove said...

#30 pROSTATE

Twired Jen said...

#30 WHALE

Twired Jen said...

hmm maybe that will wake her up?!

Musing Bella said...

31 - anal beads

Musing Bella said...

WAKE UP LISA!!!!

VampiresWeLove said...

#32 Guardian

Living with Edward said...

@Twired Jen: I don't think Lisa is going to love you most of all any more.LOL

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

32) saran wrap

17foreverlisa said...

TWIRED JEN, I HATE YOU!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

33) saran wrap

StarlitViolets said...

OMFG!!!!! JEN!!! WHAT DID YOU DO????!!!!!

Dangrdafne said...

I can't wait to see this Mad Lib when we are done. LOL!!

Musing Bella said...

pmsl

VampiresWeLove said...

#34 Rosalie's dead Uterus

Musing Bella said...

34 - piss

17foreverlisa said...

I heard you whispering, DD.

Mox is going to fire my ass, isn't she?!

Living with Edward said...

I think Lisa ran away now.

StarlitViolets said...

34. Pocket Pussy

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

34) harpoon (i hope this kills the whale)

Musing Bella said...

@vwl - OME!!!! Baaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha

17foreverlisa said...

How can there be almost 200 comments already. There are less than 10 people playing!

17foreverlisa said...

How can there be almost 200 comments already. There are less than 10 people playing!

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

34) harpoon

StarlitViolets said...

35. Pocket Pussy

Twired Jen said...

@Lisa...you don't hate me...think of it as therapy...like having your own personal DR. BANNER ;)

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

FUCK ME!

35) harpoon

StarlitViolets said...

@Lisa - Cuz we're wordy bitches!

Living with Edward said...

@MB: EWWWWW

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

i'll kill this whale...Lisa!! I will!

36) harpoon!

StarlitViolets said...

37. harpoon

17foreverlisa said...

YOU DIDN'T EVEN SPELL IT RIGHT, JEN. I need more w(h)ine.

Musing Bella said...

@LwE - hahahahahahahahaha

StarlitViolets said...

For you, Lady M!

Twired Jen said...

#37 puss

StarlitViolets said...

We need #38...

Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

oh shit...we're on page two of the comments now. we're so screwed. LMAO!

Dangrdafne said...

Hey ladies - in case you missed it - Lisa made this offer....

"I will send a Bite Pack t-shirt to anyone (besides Dangrdafne and Starlit Violets!!) who can figure out what tonight's theme is."

Musing Bella said...

What just happened? I can only see my own comments now.

Twired Jen said...

#37 try #2- PUSS

Living with Edward said...

37. the new Twilight book that wasn't Midnight Sun.

Twired Jen said...

@ LISA Baseball!

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