This is my first time ever hosting DML. Please. Please. Hold your applause. Those of you who know me won't be surprised to find out that I'm going to put a new spin on it for tonight (in other words, let's see how badly Lisa can eff it up). Instead of two games with 20 words each, we are going to play one game with 40 words. (A/N: I think that's what they should have done with Breaking Dawn imo.) For those of you who are adjective impaired, you will be happy to note that there are no adjectives in the game tonight. You can thank me later.
I love a man in a baseball cap
Lena Olin was lucky playing your mom
*waves at LwE* in Remember Me.
Out on DVD June 22nd. Woot woot!
*pours another glass of boxed wine* PLAY BALL!
1. verb
2. body part
3. noun
4. verb
5. noun
6. noun
7. verb
8. noun
9. noun
10. noun
11. verb -ing
12. verb
13. body part
14. noun
15. noun
16. verb
17. verb -ed
18. noun
19. verb -ing
20. verb -ing
21. noun
22. expletive!
23. Name
24. Name
25. noun
26. noun
27. verb -ing
28. noun
29. possessive noun
30. noun
31. noun
32. noun
33. noun
34. noun
35. noun
36. noun
37. noun
38. noun
39. noun
40. noun
RESULTS OF DRUNK MAD LIBS (EFFED UP BY LISA)
So, the theme for my DML tonight was Rob's music. It is what pushed me over the edge into Robsanity. VampiresWeLove guessed the theme and has earned herself an infamous Bite Pack t-shirt.
I have listened to every song I can get my hands on of Rob's...hundreds of times...and I still can't make out every word he sings. So I thought I would enlist your help to flesh out the lyrics to Never Think.
Music to Scroll By
I should never slurp
What's in your boobs
What's in our taint
So I won't
You'll learn to gang-bang a ball
But still call me gummer
Oh love
So pinch me by my cocksucker
And save your ball sack
Save your cumbucket
Before you’re too far gone
Before murdering can be done
I'll try to decide when
She'll cum in the box
I ain't got no vampjuice in me
In this whole damn boxed wine
Tell you to hold off
You choose to queef
It's the one thing that I've fucked
Once I put my foreskin on
I’m felching this all wrong
She’s convulsing outside holding Nemo
Saying, Mother fucker!
I'm in Fifty Shades
I'm in Mini Edward
Girl save your asshat
Go on save your condom
Before it's too far gone
And before face humping can be done
‘Cause without a machete
My crotch got suckilng
So hold on
Without anal beads you got saran wrap
So hold on
Without Rosalie’s dead uterus you got piss
Without pocket pussy you got custardy discharge
So hold on
Without harpoon you got puss
Without nipple rings you got riding crop
So hold on
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THANKS TO STARLIT VIOLETS FOR BEING VERY PROTECTIVE OF ME, AND THANKS TO ALL OF YOU FOR PLAYING!! Whew!
Lisa
P.S.: Mox, as SV said, you make this look easy! We missed you tonight. Hope you're having fun on your vacation. Be safe!
266 comments:
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@Lisa..I guessed Baseball?
make that 38
@Mrs. P - You're screwed? You don't have to figure out the final DML. I told you I would eff this up.
ok 39 then
39 - asshole
Oh, baseball is a good guess...
#39 or #40 whatevs...Nipple Rings
#40 Riding Crop
I guessed your mom but it's probably baseball
Yay! We did it!!
Not baseball. Not Robsten.
@LWE----PMSL
Oh, man, I need to pee. See you all on Twitter.
then it has to be YOUR MOM!!
This is my game and my rules. If I need to substitute, I will. Really? Harpoon? Dork?
Forget getting fired. I quit!
Lakers is a topic of the day...hmm..Movies with Rob?
MOTU?
I hope you will figure out the theme when you see the final result... but I am not so sure it will be easily figured out then either LMAO!!!!
The theme is obviously me. LOL!
S&M?
I want to know where the clues for the theme are.....
Are we done?
LMAO @ Lisa..we were just following the theme *snicker*
@LWE---good point. there are none. we are making random guesses. LOLOL!
NO quitting Lisa!!
It is not Your Mom LOL. It is not MotU. It is not movies with Rob.
is the theme never play dml drunk on boxed wine???
@DD--its me isnt it
Ok. Hands on the buzzers. First one to come close to the right answer gets a Bite Pack t-shirt...
Ways that they are going to fuck up Breaking Dawn??
The theme for tonight is based on the one thing that pushed me over the edge into Robsanity. GO!
Yes, we're done. Right? I saw a #40.
feels kinda weird to compete for this prize. I shall bow out gracefully...
Rob's Music?
Lisa - we are sooooo done. good luck with the words. Call me if you need help. LOL
Oddly close to say that you were randomly choosing things for the theme.
Not much thought put into it, just playing along, hard to understand. Hmmmm could be a hint.
Mrs. P probably doesn't need her own t-shirt and probably knows the answer.
@ Lisa - his smile? His eyes? His scruff?
Oh lisa...I know the answer...but I want someone else to get the shirt
crap i don't know what that is. hats??
VampiresWeLove WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have no idea - I just want to win!
VWL-----YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAY ME!!!!
that's right his music! aarrgg! i cna't believe i forgot that! (chastises self)
Wait, what? Ways that they are going to fuck up BD was the answer?
omg..we have totally desecrated something so pure & beautiful *hangs head shamefully*
awesomesauce. way to go.
ding ding ding - we have a winner!! Vampires We Love!!! WOO HOO!!!
Ohhhhhhh. OK - go write up the answers, you nut.
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I will be back next week to post the results. I kid! I kid!
The theme for tonite was Rob's Music!
How were we supposed to get that???
It may take until next week to sort out the words LOL!
Awesomesauce!!! Thanks!!!
It was Rob's music, MB. LOL!
Talk amongst yourselves on twitter, girls. I will tweet when the results are ready ;)
Hopefully you don't truly hate me lisa....I was only trying to snap you back into the game... ;)
I'm with LwE - this is bullshit. Revolt!
@MB: we should have all the mini Edwards and Edlets lead the revolt! They are smarmy little fellas.
wonderful DML, and congrats to Vampires We Love.
Lisa..thank you, again. ;-)
How can you revolt on Lisa?? She is harmless and possibly tipsy at this point LOL
I don't know. MB started it, I just got sucked up in the mob mentallity.
37 Noun Meat curtains
crap by the time I logged in and everything, you were done!
oh well
Wow ladies. It's hilarious reading all 206 comments at once. Thanks to DD for submitting my smutty words. So funny that everyone knows it's not your character ;)
"Without Rosalie’s dead uterus you got piss
Without pocket pussy you got custardy discharge"
OMFG that is HILARIOUS! I love all the new ideas and updates to DML. You must never ever leave me.
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