Mad Libs of Delirium!!

Welcome!

Dangrdafne here from Dangrdafne Days of Delirium! It is my turn to be your hostess for Drunk Mad Libs. We had two great weeks with StarlitViolets and 17foreverlisa hosting, so I hope I can keep up their great work. Also welcome back mmMoxie, we missed you!

Please note that DML will not be held next Friday July 2, 2010 due to so many people being away that weekend for the July 4th holiday in the states.

Ok back to the fun, the Mad Libs book I am using is in honor of Mrs. P of TwiBite. As soon as I saw the title, I knew I had to buy it.

So here we go with the “Team Peace” Mad Lib!

I figure the tie in to Twilight is along the lines of Team Edward, Team Jacob or Team Everyone (that’s me!). But it also ties in to real life with the World Cup going on!

You will notice that this Mad Lib makes up for last week’s not having any adjectives. LOL!!!

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Team Peace

It was the day of the most important Robsten on the schedule and the coach knew his team was a bundle of taints. He wisely invited the Gassy Guru Demetri to help his players find their inner numchucks. The Guru’s pep talk was simple and cunty: Block out the screaming ball sacks in the stadium. Focus on becoming one with the cunnilingtastic ball. The most important thing is to believe you can kick better today than you have in any other rock hard game this season. The opposing cheaters will try to shake your anus licker, but you must stay calm, cool, and ominous and always be positive. If one of your teammates makes a twatty play, given him a gut twistingly gassy pat of encouragement on the broken heart. Now put your Mrs. P faces on and go make us un-buzzed!

Did You Ever Have One of Those Days... at Forks High School?

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Dear Diary: What a slutty day! I forgot my gym Golden Onion, so the pungent teacher made me do one hundred crapping jacks. I was late getting to homeroom and the teacher has me write 17 times, “I promise not to be fucked ever again.” As if that’s not enough, I was in the bathroom and dropped my report in the The Meadow! I can’t turn in a soaking wet box, so I’m probably going to get a P. Did I mention someone spilled a bowl of tawdry soup all over me at lunch? And worse than that, I bit into an apple and cracked a filling in my fucktarded molar. HARDER! I guess I just got up on the wrong side of the cat-o-nine this morning.

Bella




Remember there is no DML next Friday July 2, 2010!! Have a great holiday from all of us at DML!


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