Directions

*Pour yourself a glass or four.

*Type ONE ANSWER per comment.

*Write the number, type of word, and your word (i.e. #1 Noun: labia).

*Make it DIRTY.

*Make it CRUDE.

*Make it Twilight-related. (semi-optional)

*Make one of the words “taint." It's a must. The word "taint" is funny ALL THE TIME.

*Oh yeah, I know we'll be a tad bit tipsy, but try to read the other comments,
so we know what number we're on and don't have any repeats.

-Mox

Friday, August 13, 2010

DML #1

Happy Friday the 13th, h00rettes!
It has been a VERY lucky one for some of us.

But I won't go "there."

I'll just go here instead.


And here.


One swift yank and... Oh. Sorry. That's not what you came for.
*coughyeahrightcough*

 Let the games begin!

1. Adjective
2. Adjective
3. One of Rob’s Nicknames
4. One of Rob’s Nicknames
5. Animal
6. Verb
7. Noun
8. Noun
9. Part of Body
10. Adverb
11. Adjective
12. Adverb
13. Adjective
14. Adjective
15. Part of Body
16. Adjective
17. Noun
18. Noun
19. One of Rob’s Nicknames

DML #1 Results

My "Dream Man"

My "Dream Man" should, first of all be very squishy and bulging. He should have a physique like Flippy, a profile like Spunk Ransom, and the intelligence of a penguin. He must be polite and must always remember to masturbate my long baby hair, to tip his belt and to take my taint when crossing the street. He should move twattishly, have a veiny voice, and should always dress convincingly. I would also like him to be a bug-ridden dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper hateful nothings into my foreskin and hold my sparkly creepstache. I know a child molester van is hard to find. In fact the only one I can think of is Mr. Moxie's.

224 comments:

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17foreverlisa said...

@PC - And I would want him to say, "Battlescars" to me out the side of his sexy, crooked-ass smile. Right, Jen?

17foreverlisa said...

@Mox - Are you drinking straight Vodka??

Porphyrias_Curse said...

ooooo.. (ded) yeah that would be nice

mmMoxie said...

@lisa - oh hellz no. I'm rocking the Diet Cherry Coke mixer.

17foreverlisa said...

@Mox - How did your mom like it? And I am beyond thrilled that the theater was packed. I read where it went back up in to the top ten last weekend. I am going to go for #10 and maybe #11 this weekend. Woot woot!

17foreverlisa said...

@Mox - Just checking ;)

Where did SV and LwE go?

mmMoxie said...

@Lisa - she liked it a lot. She was happy to get to see it on the big screen, not happy I told her she has to wait until November '11 to see the first installment of BD.

#10 & #11 holy shit you're nuts!

StarlitViolets said...

I'm here. :)

You saw Eclipse 9 times?!!!!

Porphyrias_Curse said...

I cant decide..are those lavender or pink undies Rob is rockin...

17foreverlisa said...

BTW, I set up two separate posts tonight hoping to keep the comments separate and easier for the host (me!) to find the answers. So much for that theory. LOL!

StarlitViolets said...

I think they're grey.

StarlitViolets said...

Next time, warn us, Lisa! We need you to explain things with small words. The drinks have been poured.

Porphyrias_Curse said...

hmmm.could be, the colors on my screen may be off...

StarlitViolets said...

It could me MY screen. Actually, it probably is! LOL! Maybe they're lavender - cuz he's secure like that.

Porphyrias_Curse said...

I really really like the idea of him wearing purple panties for some reason lmao

17foreverlisa said...

No pixie dust for me tonight, I guess :(

@PC - I think their cream. (She said that.)

@SV - Yes, I've seen it nine times. My goal is to see it 11 times in the theater.

StarlitViolets said...

Cuz you're a dirty dirty girl, just like the rest of us!

Porphyrias_Curse said...

true, sooo true...

StarlitViolets said...

No pixie dust??? I DID spread some on my blog and Twitter!

17foreverlisa said...

And I committed a sin punishable by death and used the wrong "they're." Mrs. P, do you want to do the honors? *puts head on chopping block*

17foreverlisa said...

So, was anyone going to tell me you finished DML #2. Epic fail as a host. Off to put it together...

Porphyrias_Curse said...

...alcohol...hehe, blame it on the date!

mmMoxie said...

I need a nap

Porphyrias_Curse said...

...dinner time, not an epicfail Lisa ~ a damn fine time.. Thnx for hosting and hilarity :)....see everyone next week.

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