Let's not waste time... let's get to it!!
1. Female Twilight Character
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4. Part of the Body
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7. Male Twilight Character
8. Male Celebrity
9. Noun
10. A place
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14. Verb ending in "ing"
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18. Part of the body (plural)
19. Noun
Your Good Fortune
When I entered the room, Madame Jane, the famous Forks-teller, gestured for me to fellate.
"What do you wish to know?" she asked as she prepared to read my taint.
"Will I marry a handsome tongue?" I asked.
She replied, "Yes. Two vaginas named Jenks and David Hasselhoff think you are the prettiest, smartest whore in all of The Meadow. Only one will make you truly slippery, so you must choose cunningly." "Will I be successful?" I asked.
"You will find fame and wrinkly sacks with your skiing skills," she responded.
"But will I be happy?"
"Yes, you will always be surrounded by a husky family and slimy friends who will put you on a throbbing pedestal and worship at your toes."
Wow, I thought. All that and she hasn't used her crystal whore house yet!
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Everyone Needs a Good Friend
As a Greek philsopher skankily once said, "One good Space Needle makes a poor woman rich." Here are some important qualities to look for in a douchetastic friend:
- Whether you're right or pulsating, your friend will be there for you through thick and explosive.
- When you are down in the dopplegangers of Charlie Swan moustaches and feeling silver, your friend will tell you funny butt plugs to make you dry hump with laughter.
- When you don't have an orifice to wear, your friend should generously offer your their favorite your mom joke so you can look like a million boobs.
Thanks for playing!!
125 comments:
1. Jane
*twiddling thumbs*
Had a feeling it would be a quiet night :)
Thanks SV :)
Forks
But of course! I'll keep going by myself if nobody feels like contributing. ;)
That was #2..oops FORKS
Yay! Jen is here!
Hey Jen :)
3 verb fellate
3. Verb - dry-hump
Hey PC - good to see you again.
4. taint
Hi PC!!!
Perfect timing SV for #4!!
hi guys (waves) sorry I was late...fan fic....lol..5 noun riding crop
#5 tongue
#3 hump
Bloggy Twin!!! YAY!
Yea TigerlilyRose made it!!
LOL! It was too perfect. Mox would be proud. Speaking of Mox, anyone heard from her lately???
Hey Twin! lmao!
#6 Vaginas
The last I saw was on Facebook when TwiredJen wrote to her and she mentioned she hurt her knee and have to keep it up - so sitting at the computer wasn't a good idea :(
7-Jenks
#7 Mike
#6 Emmett
SV- I had a dream about her (Mox) !!! Probably because she's on my facebook and we hadn't talked in a while and chatted yesterday. She injured her leg working out and it's uncomfortable for her to sit at the computer. :(
Hi CC-plural for # 6 ;)
#8 David Hasslehoff
...cold medicine + fuzzy navel = inability to think...ack
#9 whore
#9 noun Scissor
PC I am just so glad you are here. Sorry you are not well. More sorry that I think you are not going to Forks :(
#10 Escala ;)
10 - inside Rob's suitcase
#10 The Meadow
CC!! WOO HOO!!! *waves like a crazy lady*
@DD & TJ - THANKS! I was starting to get worried about Mox. :)
I'm gonna put in my last one b4 I leave. I'll be back - promise.
13. Plural Noun - wrinkly sacks
LOVES! BBS!
#11 slippery
#11 Red
I am invoking hosting rights for #10 :) hope you all don't mind :)
Yeah, I'm not going becasue my family has no love for me...just glad I get to view the hilarity via Gus' lens >;)...and thanx for the condolences..I'm almost out of nyquil lol
12 cunningly
PC Maybe it is BECAUSE they love you that they are not helping you get there LOL!!!!!
PC, I am not going either...*sigh*
#12 feverishly (adverb)
lol..no, i reserve the right to claim they hate me, to quote Will SMith..."parents just don't understand"
#14 skiing
@ PC My Mom was sooooo happy when my best friend said she would go along with me, because otherwise I would have dragged her along with me. She would have gone too but it would not be her cup of tea AT ALL! LOL
#15 f*cking
Need #13 Plural Noun
15 adjective husky
DD SV put her #13 before she left I think..
Duh - SV gave that one before she left. Sorry
Welcome Heather!
Thanks Jen - I had already forgotten
16. slimy
Hi, sorry I'm late, had a work thingy. How is everyone?
Thanks @Tiger! Thought I better get my Madlib on since after all it is FOOOORRKSS night!
Helloooo Heather!! Thanks for joining us!
LOL DD, so had I...for a second. Doesn't take me long
I feel that sigh TigerLily, deep in my sparkly soul....16 hungry......slow reaction time
17 adjective "throbbing"
Is there 2 DML's tonight?
18 toes
inotu - hey sweetie!! All is well. We are on #17 adjective
18. vag lips
19 whore house
Yes Jen but the second one is not very long.
19. smegma
Thx DD...it's really quite at my work so I'll play #2 ;)
hehe...thats what she said
#1 is up
I'm here!!!
hilarious!....I think I have a friend that dated a taint reader...
Taint readers are the best!
yeah, but they tend to overcharge lmao!
HI LWE :)
I really hope she doesn't use the crystal whore house.
Hello LwE - words for #2 are up now :) It is a short one
hehe..those who live in crystal whore houses shouldnt throw stonesss
#1 Adverb Skankily
Am I right..are we on DML 2?
2. Space Needle
1-adv- enormously
3 adj douchetastic
oops sorry I skipped ahead, thought I saw #1 already. Sowwwy.
We are on #2
4. pulsating
All is good. Now #4 in #2
awesome, amazaballs word Jen..
Gracias PC!
If were on 5....explosive..if not ignore me lol
6. dopplegangers
Yup we were on 5.
Hey LWE!
7. silver
#6 Charlie Swan mustaches
GO Team Mustache!!!!!!
I like both #6's - hmmmmm
8 butt pluggs
Oops that was #8 .. but it's Chief Swan's mustache so it pretty much dominates all spots. It's bossy like that.
I might pull another hostess choice ;)
dopplegangers of Charlie Swan Moustaches???
9. dry-hump
10 orifice
11. your mom joke
11. Papa Cullen
12 boobs
...tapping foot...
I wanna start a pizza place called papa cullens where all the servers have to have chief swan moustaches......ahhh the dreams of the drunken.
Oh my goodness TLR - that is just the perfect word to end on!! LOL
What is up Jen?
Sweet. It was fun ladies...I'm off to kill the next hour of my shift. LOVE YA ALL. FOOOOOOOORKS!
Thanks for taking over hostess duties for Lisa DD!
I would buy into that PC!!! Papa Cullens - perfect name
it's always good to end on the boobs teehee
And PC, we would totally all eat there. I mean, unless loose stache hair fell on the pizza. Just sayin'.
DD- nothing just didn't see any updates the first 5 times I hit refresh so I was trying to be funny ;)
nah, tiny lil hair nets for the staches....and I think all the dinner ware and flat ware would have to sparkle...and the only music I'd play would be Robs music
nah, papa swans doesnt sound italian-y enough lol
IGNORE ME I didn't see original comment...
#2 is up. You ladies are pretty darn funny. Thank you so much for playing.
lol, ok..sorry i'm an incessant refresher
Bye h00rs...and dd ;)Can't call you a h00r for some reason..lol
xoxo
Awww thanks Jen - I can't seem to use that word for anyone actually LOL!!
lmao..dry humping with laughter is going to be one of my new go to phrases...dhwl!
I like "look like a million boobs."
ok, imma go sit over a vaporizer and chug some more decongestant. Thanx for hosting DD :) al you lucky ladies have fun in FOOOORRKKS and take LOTS of pics for thos of us unlucky enough to have to stay home.
Awww PC - please feel better soon and I am really bummed I won't get to meet you in Forks. Definitely check out the blogs, I am sure we will post the craziness :) Have a great weekend.
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