I know we are all here for fun and games but I would like to take one serious moment...
Thank you to all veterans and all current serving military.
Your sacrifices make all of this possible.
Thank you!
World Peace... And Other Promises
1. Adjective
2. Adjective
3. "Person" in Twilight Saga Wolf Pack
4. Plural Noun
5. Adjective
6. Adverb
7. Adjective
8. Plural Noun
9. Noun
10. Plural Noun
11. Type of Liquid
12. Noun
13. Adjective
14. Adverb
15. Plural Noun
16. Plural Noun
17. Plural Noun
18. Noun
19. "Person" in Twilight Saga Vampires
20. Adjective
Our school is voting for this year's fugly president!
Let's listen in as the salty candidate, Quil, makes his final campaign speech:
"My fellow titkerchiefs: I know the succulant changes you want and moistly deserve.
If elected, I promise to put an end to wet homework and pop tits. I will expand
the lunch menu to include camel toe-burgers and cheese-stuffed rashes.
I will fill every drinking fountain with chocolate cum.
I will see to it that the only acceptable exercise in gym class is dodge-cum dumpster.
Finally, for every throbbing student in detention, I suckily swear to make video penis tips,
comic hoors, and widescreen foreskins available in the detention flogger.
So remember: A vote for Siobhan today is a vote for a tainted school tomorrow!"
Peace is the Word
1. Noun
2. Number
3. Plural Noun
4. Color
5. Noun
6. Noun
7. Noun
8. Human in the Twilight Saga
9. Verb (past tense)
10. Noun
11. Adjective
12. Part of the body (plural)
13. Adjective
14. Noun
15. Plural Noun
16. Plural Noun
Our cockblocking a-hole Studies teacher had us write an 8675309-word paper on the different symbols for peace. I learned many interesting thongs, such as:
- The pussy pink dove is a symbol of love, peace and toe jam.
- The olive riding crop represents a peace offering or goodwill gesture, as in: The next-door neighbors extended a ninja branch to Charlie and Mike Newton after their dog was arrested on their pervert.
- The "V" sign is a creamy gesture made by holding up two teeth in the shape of the letter V.
- The peace sign is one of the most butt-nekkid symbols in the banana. It was popular with hippies, who spray-painted it on butt munchers while shouting, "Give pubes a chance!"
170 comments:
Nice sentiment, Sharon :)
Hello all! Happy Friday. Finally!!
Oh, crap. Was I first?
#1 Adjective - fugly
Happy Friday!!! Crap, I forgot how to refresh. Apple annnnndd...... ?
#2 salty
2) gnarly
Apple and R
2) gnarly
OOps, I was double gnarly...lol!
#3 quill
@Jaymes805 - F5
Well lookie there. Hey, CC.
#4 titkerchief
@Dangrdafne - I have a request from VitaminR. She'd like a noun to be "Titkerchief" for her since she was leaving and couldn't join us tonight. :)
haha. I figured it out right when I asked the question :)
WOOOO Special Ed is here :p......
LTTP again. Hey-lo.
Jaymes...apple r, or command r
Make that titkerchiefs
Nevermind!!! CC beat me do it!
5. succulant
ewwww i hate the word succulant!
6. moist
7) wet
I hate both succulent AND moist. A girl I knew of in college had the last name "Moister." *shudder*
@Demanda - LMAO! I know! It's a squishy word!
8. tits (my least fav word EVER)
moist is my least favorite word...right next to "meaty"
9 camel toe
#9 dick
10) rashes
#11 cum
Hostess needs help - is moist an adverb???
@myaftercar... camel toe? lol
Well isn't this just a parade of disgusting words tonight. Usually a parade of funny/inappropriate - tonight it makes me want to vom. Thanks ladies. Love you bunches.
12. cum dumpster
@DD... moistly?
8. sack o'balls
Nope. It would be moistly. And that's just weird. ;)
Mrs. P.. Jamie hates it too ;)
Hostess, I'll have Rob behind the cum dumpster for $1,700 please.
holy shit how slow is my internet tonight!!!
13 throbbing
LMAO @Lisa
OMG Lisa, you don't want him behind a cum dumpster, you want him IN your cum dumpster....LOLOL
Did anyone notice the new addition to the blog???
14 suckily
15) penis tips
is the "What the hell is an adverb anyway?" new
LMFAO!!! Mrs. P I think she thought it was a dumpster you store cum in! ROTFLMFAO!!!
I'm here!
ROFLRPO!!!!!
GO LOOK ON THE BLOG!!!
HEY LOVELIES!!
16 hoors
@mrsp one of my friends HATES moist. she'll seriously punch someone for saying it. true story.
For goodness sake, what is new on the blog?? I'm not seeing it!
17. foreskins
OH man.....I am so freakin late
Oh.
Jaymes...my sister and I were plagued with a mother who always used the word and we went insane...LOLOL!
@ Lisa - SOLD!!
Hi all - just catching up as blogger wouldn't let me back in to the comments!!!
I love the addition of the definitions of the words and the times to play, SV ;)
Everybody keeps asking questions that will be answered if they look to the right of the list in the sidebar. I added something before we started...
18 hot mess
13 Moist
Cause it's everybody's favorite word! ;D
18 flogger.
Lisa...for 1700 you could be his cum dumpster....but I doubt you want to hang out behind Kristen...lol
19. Mike Newton
Mike is not a vampire.
NEVERMIND fuuuuck
@DD - Uhh - the times have been there, bb. Since we started. Hee hee.
15. sloppy seconds
I just read "person" drrrrrr. I tried @SLV
is the button that I can't see new?
Aww I liked the use of Mike Newton.
Fuuuck - I got behind somehow!
@mrsp haha I bet Thanksgiving was the WORST!!! Always talking about how the turkey is..... "m". Ick!
Ok, can we just say Mike Newton as a vampire?
19) Siobhan
UH OH!!! We didn't include TAINT!!!
woah! late again. I had to do some chauffeuring - payback for my son picking up my drunk ass Wednesday night.
Finally I'm home to enjoy an adult beverage myself.
@ demanda - unless you read a different twilight saga I don't think Mike Newton was a vampire. LOL
LOL, Lacey!
noooo. 20. "taintly" haha
not to worry - 20 tainted
It's SO weird that "Siobhan" is pronounced "shavon" - it oogs me out.
I have to screw up at least once on here ;)
PERFECT!!!! Thanks girly!
We have a second one that may work out for the missing words and person.
The button that you "can't" see, Lacey? LOL!! Yes, it's new. Sharon's idea. It's there to be grabbed. It will like it ;)
I loooove the name Siobhan. I'll teach my non-existant daughter to be a bitch and correct people when they mispronounce it.
It's just so damned fun to say.
oooo a touchy feely button!!!! I can't see the picture right now, but if I refresh it I prob will be able to.
In, behind, it's all good, Margaret ;)
My husband is putting hi-hats in the ceiling as I sit here and making inappropriate hole jokes as he cuts them in the ceiling. I'm surrounded by perverts...
Good point Lisa, good point. ;-)
LMAO!!! LR - you're so funny! People pronounce my existing daughter's name all the time! We spelled it cool though.
@Mrs. P...Hi-hats? Like...drums?
@MrsP you know you love it!!!
Lindsay...LMAO!! No, lights...those circle lights in the ceiling.
@Mrs. P - I am too! And I wouldn't want it any other way! And you already knew WE were all pervs. ;)
How do you people manage to tweet and DML at the same time? This frazzles me. I may need more wine.
@Mrs. P Oh thank god.
@Lindsay Rae - Drums? Why does that have me LMAO?!
Now I want a drum set that drops from the ceiling.
@MyAfterCar - I'm even typing a few emails in between. Yikes.
Being a pervert is not such a bad thing.
It only seems kinky the first time.
1. cockblocking a-hole
@Lisa... do you have three computers??? Or am I just a hopeless idiot here?
I can SO see The Bentist (who is also a drummer) trying to figure out a way to suspend a drum set from the ceiling. Sorry I'm an R-tard and don't know anything about home improvement :)
camel toe burgers and pop tits... LOL!!
I thought of drums too! LOL! My uncle and good friend play.
Wow... that first one was amazing. and... gross.
2- 8675309
That would certainly be a tainted school. Holy poop!
@MyAfterCar - No, just one. I just have three tabs open. Although, I'm not drinking tonight, so that helps ;)
@Lindsay Rae - The Bentist...that explains everything ;) I love it that you're an R-tard and a Twitard.
3) thongs
4. pussy pink
2) 867-5309
@Lindsayrae... that's the number I said!
@Lisa well you're more talented than I am. I keep going back to Twitter where it says "45 new tweets." Gah!
wtf is up with blogger tonight??
5) Toe Jam
inotu and Lindsay Rae are in sync tonight.
I had to sing it to type it LOL!!
6. riding crop
7 ninja
7) Rape Kit ...sorry....
#8 Charlie!
8. Butt Crack Santa
8) Butt Crack Santa
and now 867-5309 Jenny is in my head. Sssssssssuper. That makes me really happy.
9) arrested
Ooo - XKR! Good one. They're EVERYWHERE!
Damn you Lisa!!
Ahh well chosen with Butt Crack Santa! Nice!!
*HIGH FIVE LwE!*
and *HIGH FIVE INOTUQQ*
@SLV - they ARE everywhere. In fact... I am one. For real. So be nice :)
10 pervert
Charle for the MFW!
Hey, LwE! About time you got here.
And where the hell is Mox? She tweeted me an hour before start time to find out when we were playing.
lr - good one!!!!
I think Lindsay Rae has cameras set up in our homes.
11. creamy
@Lisa I've been here since 9:37.
@Lisa I've been here since 9:37.
LwE....Y'all look delicious tonight, JFTR.
12) Teeth
Apparently I've been here twice since 9:37.
Lisa = Mox's dog is very ill and was starting to act up. She tweeted a little later after you gave the times.
As hostess I had to fudge a line in the lib - hope you don't mind.
@LR: well I did just have a shower.
@ LwE - no no that was just somebody who looked like you!
LR - LOL @ teeth! GOLDEN!
I have a doppleganger?! I've always wanted one of those!!
13 butt-nekkid
@LwE - Are you sure it wasn't 9:17? Bummer about Mox's dog :( Thanks for letting me know.
14 bananna
14. Fuckwad
15. butt munchers
#16 pubes
16 anal beads
15) Labia
Lisa!!! LMFAO!!!! PUBES!!!
Oh well, my labia didn't make it there in time. <~~~she said that.
@Lisa: I was in the shower at 9:17. That is my aliby.
WTF??? I just figured our how to reload the page with one click!!! I'm a genius!!
Ok Blogger has allowed me back. That is all the words for this one. What an awesome group tonite. Thanks to everyone stopping in!! Too much fun!
Can't wait to see this one.
Thanks to our hostess with the mostest!!!
Dangrdafne rocks!!!
@TheRugbyMom - The trick is remembering how to do that next week :)
Thanks for hosting, DD, and thanks to everyone for playing. I love Friday nights!!
woot woot!!
#2 is up!
That's a couple fuckawesome DMLs. Happy I got here in time!!!
LMAO!!!! Give pubes a chance!
OK i think i got it. next week, then.
@ Adonicass - Yes, please come back and play with us next week. It is so much fun.
PMSL!!!!
LMAO nice DML guys. SOrry I missed it. I've had a lot of RL crap going on lately.
See you all next friday :)
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