Let us bow our heads and give thanks...
I'm thankful for all of YOU. If not for you guys, especially Lisa, I would have shelved this ridiculous ass game ages ago.
Cheers!
Gobble Gobble
Mad Lib #1
- noun
- adjective
- noun
- noun
- noun
- noun
- plural noun
- number
- adjective
- noun
- noun
- number
- plural noun
- adjective
Thanksgiving Day Survival
Thanksgiving with your Rob's butt crack can be a lubricated experience, but you've got to come prepared. Don't just show up at your parents' baster expecting everything to be peaches 'n' horn of plenty. Make a plan. To participate, first go to the kitchen and help your mother cook the gigantic magic wand she bought. Then greet each individual shoe buckle at the door, take their vibrators, and seat them at least 69 feet away from each other. Start the conversation by asking Dad about his hard old days as the taint of his high-school fifty team. (Anything to make him forget that you still owe 3 dollars for your tuition.) It will also keep your grandparents from talking, thus sparing you the lecture on the "outrageous price of dead mothufucken hookers these days." Finally - and please don't overlook this very dingle berryish step - bring proof that you looked for a job in the past week!
Mad Lib #2
- adjective
- noun
- plural noun
- number
- plural noun
- person in room
- noun
- occupation
- noun
- article of clothing
- adjective
- noun
- animal
- small city
- noun
- vehicle
- plural noun
The Scavenger Hunt
Your friends are fucking hilarious, so you've decided to have a scavenger hunt rather than go to the usual nut sack for Friday-night broken condoms. You've drawn up a list of things to gather and plan on giving 117 herpes outbreaks to the victor. Buttcrack Santa is the first to return and he has found everything, including:
- A digital photo of a butt plug
- A business card from Kellan's fluffer
- A phone number written on a sperm
- A diaper from some fucked up restaurant
- A not quite empty sperm donor cup from a strip club
- A gerbil from Forks
- A ticket stub from a Your Mom concert
- A toy bicycle built for two
- A box of used cum covered nunchucks
271 comments:
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Twired Jen wanted that in bc she is going to be MIA tonight....lol!
I give thanks for you Mox for sticking with us. And I give thanks for your puppy doing better :)
2. lubricated
3. baster
Damn that Jen!
Thanks DD :)
4) horn of plenty
LMAO @ horn of plenty!
Great pic, Mox!!! Good to have you back hosting again. :)
5 magic wands
lolol! It's the thanksgiving edition, so I felt it was fitting.
THanks SV. good to be back.
make that one wand, it's been a long week.
6) shoe buckle
inotu - maybe you've had too much Harry Potter exposure.
7 - vibrators
Sheesh. This is a pretty G rated DML.
ummmm I take that back. LMAO Mandy
8. 69
I am new to this - ha ha
I give thanks to StarlitViolets for keeping me from dying in Forks and introducing me to this DML - - - first timer but excited to give it a go
8. 69
8. 69
Is that better Mox?
LOL Yes LwE. I think everyone has 69 on the brain.
@DD LOLOLOLOL Great minds!
@ LwE get outta my head - double time apparently LOL!!
Welcome Mandy. You picked a good night to start. It's pretty slow tonight.
I only said it because Mox was worried about being tame :)
@DD: I'm not in your head. Edward is. He is in your house somewhere texting me your thoughts.
You know I like it dirty DD :P
9 - HARD
HI MANDY!!!! Everybody make Mandy feel welcome - we've shared something... special. LMAO!!! More on that later!
Hint for any newbs: press F5 in the comment box for speedier updates.
Cool *waves to room hoping Edward will see*
10. TAINT
@DD: that's the same reason I said it. And I figured if you were going to say that, that would be the ONLY reason.
So if more than one person does the same # you just sort of plug one in when you print it all together??
10. Dead hooker
@ mox - it IS the only way to be
I'm late, but I'm here!!! I'm thankful for you, Mox, and this ridiculous game that keeps us together on Friday nights. XO
Mandy, welcome. This is awesome.
Margaret, thanks for getting that in for Jen. I told her I'd probably forget. LOL!
hi mandy.
#11 Fifty
Thanks for the taint.
We're on #11
11. Dead Hooker
YAY. Glad you haven't passed out yet Lisa.
13. Dead mothufuckin hookers!!!
Hi All thanks for the welcome :)
Yes we did share something special StarlitViolets ha ah onenightforks... lmao
14) dingle berries
Ok. SV I got your Dead mothufuckin hookers but we also need #2
@Sv Did you want to include a dead hooker or something? lol
OOPS! LMAO!!!!!!!!!! Ignore my 14
i mean #12
Almost, but from sleep deprivation. I've gotten about five hours in the last three days.
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mandy - Whoever gets it first is the one that ends up in the resulting lib. BUT - we also try to go in order and not skip ahead. Not that that always works, but we try. ;)
Are we all doing the same mad lib?
I hate it when my dingle berries slip out like that
#12? anyone? number 69?
I think #12 should be 3 since 69 is done and the next best # i 3some i mean 3
LMAO!!! Apparently we all decided to put the D back in DML tonight!!! ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!
And sometimes there is a hostess choice if there are too many answers for a number ;)
Mox, you can use my Fifty for #12 and the other #11 for #11. Confusing? LOL! Want me to leave? Don't answer that.
I think you may have all decided to put the WTF in DML.
I am peeing here....LMAO
That could be a new game. WTFDML.
@ LwE - DEFINITELY!!! LMAO!!!
I already got dead hookers for #13 so I'll use 3 for #12
BRB
i think i am T not D (as in tipsy) eggnog and rum - - - slower results tee hee
ROFLRPO@WTFDML
What a clusterfuck. PMSL!
we don't have a 14!!!
But now we have to decide is it:
WTFDML. or
WTFDML?
13. butt plugs - plural noun from Jaymes805 whose computer is broken
so this is not the normal dml? lmao
DIngle berries is a noun....PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eggnog and rum? Do you have Christmas music playing too, Mandy?
You did great on the first one, Mandy! We usually do a second list. Mox went to post our answers, so when she's done we'll refresh the blog page and the second one will be up. :)
Ooops so #13 is done and there is no #14 and I need to go #1 but not #2, who's on 1st???
@dangrdafne if that doesn't get included it should be next plural noun 4sure ha ha
Mandy is sitting by the fire watching It's A Wonderful Life
LISA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14. Crazy ass insane
DD - Mother fucking ka-ching!
@17 yes don't judge I am Canadian
@sv cool fun!
Best laugh of the day.......LOL
LwE - There's no need for name calling ;)
How you holding up, Mox?
from squished books to WTFDML!! Welcome to my Friday
AMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@MrsP no White Christmas, Big Crosby is the shit if you dig old guys ha
Of coursek, Sharon.
@Lisa: Your mom is name calling.
DD - squished books...ROFLMFAO!!! You Lisa'd, as did Margaret with #1. Rob's butt lost a t, poor baby.
i feel like @sv has brought me into some kinda cult
@Mandy: Would you like some Kool-aid??
Mandy - Big Crosby. I'm going to pee my pants. We have so many typos tonight. Thank God it's not just me for once. LOLOLOL!
No...Jen did it. ;-)
Kool Aid.... with vodka?
Ok> Ready for #2????
Mrs. P - that darn K getting out of line
I can't stop laughing!! I love it!
LwE - I put her on hold ;)
LOLOL! She through an -ish on the dingle berries...LMAO!!!!
@Lisa: TT requested me to make a specific Jumping Rob photo for you. She told me we had your blessing, but I want to check to be sure. I don't want to frighten you.
@17 omg im crying i didnt even realize i put BIG crosb ha ha um er BING (who is BIG apparently also rawr) ha
That was fast, Mox! You still rock at hosting this game.
I'M HERE!!!!! IT'S A THANKSGIVING MIRACLE!
#2 as in another ML wooot woot radalicious
"outrageous price of dead mothufucken hookers these days."
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO!!! It was worth it SV!! "outrageous price of dead mothufucken hookers these days."
@Mrs P - I didn't notice it wasn't an adjective until I was at the end, so I MADE it an adjective LOL
Holy hell!! So funny!
Hi Jaymes!
JAYMES!!!!! I tried your word in the first one and missed it. It's all yours for this one.
1. fucking hilarious
good work mox...good work.
are we still in a Thanksgiving theme for this one?
Hellooo! My computer is such a bitch. Made me miss game #1 :(
Okay - so the hooker thing was beauriful!!!!!!
Nice start SV!
We're on #2 of ML#2
Jamie!!! You made it!
@Mrs. P - no....not a Thanksgiving theme for this one
dead hooker = win
A dirty hooker theme perhaps
2. nutsack
Hey Jaymes! Welcome.
That makes me think of the James/Cam Gigandet. I was watching Ellen and Christina Aguilera was on talking about her new movie Burlesque. She said her co-star and love interest in the movie (Cam) strips down to a cookie box. Is that code for something or will it be an actual cookie box? She said we ladies were going to love the full view of his beautiful backside. I think she may be right ;)
#3 broken condoms
2. Pimp - noun
I got 'ding dong ditched' as I was typing up ML#1. Little bastard neighborhood kids. They better not be on my lawn!
SV-Haha hell yes I made it. I was freaking out for a minute...or 30. :)
4) 117
#3 Harry
You can use my #2 for #6 ;)
Oooo! Mandy's mind is naughty!!! EXCELLENT!!!
mox- at least you didn't get "ding dong 'sploded", am I right Mrs. P??? :)
Lisa????? LMAO!!!!!!!
I spy 17 :)
Lisa - what DML are you on? Harry for a plural noun???
5. herpes outbreaks
That's right Jaymes. I hear it's very messy. LOL!!!
WTF? #3 said a "Person" in Twilight Saga Wolf Pack. So I went with Harry (Clearwater). Who the hell is broken condoms? PMSL!
True dat Jaymes!
@DD...I need an actual person for #6
@sv i try
Lisa's DML game is emphasized by the D.
Lisa is on the wrong DML......
Lisa you are reading last week's DML!! ROFLMAO!!
@lisa #3 is "plural noun" #6 is "person in room"
Now I have peed my pants. For real.
Yep. Just peed my pants. I was scrolled down to far and was on last week's. I'm going to pass out.
Here we go with the WTFDML again.
Wrong list Lisa!
LFMAO this one is gonna be hilarious!
lmao so typos=drunk, last weeks DML=highly intoxicated and/or high?
we're on #6 now. person in room
6 Buttcrack Santa
One of my cats just took a massive crap. I'm hoping I can hold my breath throughout this entire game because I don't wanna miss anything.
Laughing so hard I just snorted. You guys are killing me
Thanks Rugbymom :)
need #7 now
LMFAO!!! Always a game AND a show here at DML! I so love you Lisa!
7. noun - butt plug because Jaymes didn't use it yet.
#7 - erection
8. Kellan's Fluffer
DD------ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO. this is so funny. Think of the grosses dirtiest things you can. and I know you can.
ooh # 8 - dead hooker - - oh wait, it was taken ;) ha ha ha hmm... occupation???
Oh my God! And we have cat poop going on, too. Wow. I'm gagging over here at the thought of that.
#9 - noun - sperm
9. Jumping Rob
#9 word
10) diaper
10. half eaten edible panties
10 Edible panties
17. Carlisle's pants
10. tainted butt floss
lol LWE we have the same mind!
10 - Red Bellas rob panties ha ha
Anonymous is cheating!!!
Anonymous....we're on #11. Skipping ahead will result in a vicious 'spoding.
WTF is going on in here? My human is going nuts!!
anonymous jumped the line!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm done...I can't concentrate anymore.............LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
I already know what #14 is going to be... haha it doesn't even need to be said
#11 fucked up
11 - - crusty
no freaking way did Jaymes and LwE have the same/almost same answer!! Holy crap this night is outta control. No doubt a full moon this weekend!!
anonymous will be called "k"
hahaha "carlisle's pants" is awesome.
Oh hai Edward!! XO
12. not quite empty sperm donor cup
Don't leave Mrs. P. This is gonna be a good one!
9. Jizz drain
I'm not leaving...just kidding. OMG, so funny
#13 gerbil
vicious 'spoding??
13. anal dwelling butt monkey
I can't keep up. TheRugbyboy is watching some stupid movie on TV and it's distracting me. The cussing and dirty talk on the movie is competing with the . . . oh screw it!
@Jaymes small city, must be Kitimat right? I don't know ANY other small cities ;) ha ha
tho i think many of us were there when we broke forks
13. beaver
FORKSSSSSSSSSS $14
did I say spode? I mean splode
15. your mom
lol yeah I don't know of any other cities small cities at all. Certainly none that have one stop light
er #14 - - ha ha tho $14 could be an accurate cost to get shittered in forks, yup i know for a fact
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