I am in a giving mood tonite, so we will have THREE Mad Libs to play.
Kind of like the Three Wise Men but we're cuter and most likely drunker for most of you ;)
Let's get on with the show...
Hidden Present
1. Verb ending in ing
2. Holiday
3. Person
4. Place
5. Adjective
6. Adjective
7. Animals
8. Noun
9. Person
10. Verb
11. Past tense verb
12. Adjective
13. Verb
14. Plural Noun
15. Past tense verb
16. Noun
17. Noun
18. Noun
19. Noun
20. Noun
21. Place
22. Person
23. Person
24. Verb ending in ing
Ok so I was spewing! I'm a kid, I'm supposed to snoop, especially around Talk Like a Pirate time! What Dangrdafne doesn't snoop? I just so happened to be in our Baton Rouge room. Normally I'm not up there, it's hoorish and quaggy. Plus there are three toed sloths, yuck! I couldn't help myself! There it was right by my little sister's old dickle. Guess Robert Pattinson didn't think I would LARP it. I fucked it, it felt raw. Should I suckle it? Looking closer I saw some vampires. I got even closer and came it was a heat-seeking moisture missle! The hidden dirt bewbie was alive! A yelp came from the tennis racket. I opened the PAP smear and to my surprise a cum guzzling twat waffle was inside! Guess who else was hidden in the button fly of Rob's pants? My unicorn husband and Kristen Stewart just knew I was dry humping.
#2
Christmas Tree
1. Month
2. Verb
3. Place
4. Adjective
5. Adjective
6. Place
7. Verb
8. Noun
9. Verb
10. Noun
11. Adjective
12. Adjective
13. Color
14. Adjective
15. Verb
16. Verb
17. Noun
18. Exclamation
19. Holiday
Every January we drink to a tree farm far away in New Zealand. Not just any hairy farm, a juicy tree farm under Eddie's nose. My Dad and I slurp onto the hairy bush to grind for the perfect Escala. Some people like them delicious and scruffy and some like them fuscia and fat. We are searching for a tall and turgid one! "Over there!" I exclaim, " Dad it's over there!" Off we drank excessively, saw in hand to grind this year's Beaver Basher down. Harder it's National Growler Day finally!
Mad Lib #3 cancelled
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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to my most favorite people in the world!
I truly hope you have the most amazing holiday season!
From the members of DML,
we all thank you for spending your Friday nights with us this year
and we can't wait to do it all again in 2011!!
See you on Friday January 7, 2011!!
225 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 225 of 22517foreverlisa, I was worried, I thought you were really confused with the MotU thing HAHAHA
as for Twisted Gingers, it is a blog me and my BF @gingermimzy are working on. I was logged in and didnt realize it would post the name here!
@Lisa. **clears throat**
It's ON, biotch! That's fighting talk right there. And you may think you'll win, but you know I'm unpredictable & cunning. I've proven myself before, if you'll recall.
#18 - Holy guacamole!
Holy hell. We're a chatty bunch tonight and total bullshitters.
Dangrdafne is the one who insisted I read MotU in the first place. She kept on me until I did. I will love her forever for lots of reasons...bloggy bestie...real life best friend...generous to a fault...but introducing me to my Fifty? Um. Yeah. Love. Her. Forever.
@Dangrdafn how can you drink and update the blog? way to complicated imho
*blushes*
It is soooo easy Muffin Top... I don't drink :)
I'm completely confuzzled. Perhaps last night's alcohol has pickled my brain.
I_Heart_Fifty - You did hide Fifty from me one day, didn't you? Damn it. I think we made to have a MotU trivia throw down sometime to declare a winner. I'm not competitive at all, though. I'll play nice. Right, DD?
I plead the fifth.
And I think I have my answer to doing Mad Lib #3 - it is no.
I will go post #2.
Make that *need to have... *Waiter! Refill, please!"
@Lisa. You know I did. The throwdown is ON, sister!
@DD - good call, blogger's being an arse right now anyway.
*gasps* @Dangrdafn never???
Never have, never do, never will.
#2 Mad Lib is posted.
"We are searching for a tall and turgid one!"
Hellz yeah we are!
good for you Dafne, my mom doesn't either. She has, once or twice in her 61 years, but wont again.
Yea not sure why I just have no desire. I am a control freak so that might have a little to do with it. Can't lose control and drinking leads to that so no desire. I have never missed out but I have understood why people do it some days ;)
props to @Dafne ;)
I get it 100% I am a control freak as well. I will only drink if someone I really trust is staying sober.
Also, if you guys ever need help hosting let me know. i adore mad libs!!
All kidding aside, IH50, you know that would be a fun twitter game. I know there's a group that plays ff trivia on Wednesdays, but it covers lots of ffs. We could take turns hosting a trivia night on twitter with just MotU questions. Maybe we could try it for five weeks - 10 questions each week (Fifty - kaching!). I'm open to suggestions or to someone telling me I'm drunk and it's a bad idea. LOL!
Well thank you Muffin Top.
If we need help we will definitely let you know :)
Until 1-7-11, I am outta here. Enjoy your holidays. Catch you on the other side.
Hugs and smooches!!
#2 is funny (she said that).
Thanks, DD for hosting. I seriously cracked up when I got to the end of the DML and read "Mad Lib #3 cancelled." Just that simple line was funny to me.
@LCM17 - I will make a note of that. I think it would be fun to have some guest hosts. Jaymes805 and amandakmelby will be first up after the holidays.
17foreverlisa, so you've been drinking? I am joining you in 10 minutes when hubs gets home!!
Yes, I have. I'm into my infamous boxed wine . . . white Zin :) I'll find you on twitter.
Happy Holidays all. No DML for the next two weeks.
Very Funny girls! Sorry I didn't show, I ended up with guests!
Sorry I missed the fun, but can't wait for a whole new year of DML!
Merry Christmas!
Hey Jaymes
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