Visual Verbage

We've all be drooling over the new picture of Edward and Bella in a post (or perhaps pre) coital embrace from Breaking Dawn, but check out what Cullen Boys Anonymous posted today.....

HELLO!!!!

Feel free to use this photo to inspire the dirtiest of the dirty verbs, adjectives and nouns.

MAD LIB #1

1. Plural noun
2. Plural noun
3. Type of liquid
4. Type of container
5. Verb
6. Noun
7. Article of clothing (plural)
8. Foreign Country
9. Plural Noun
10. Occupation
11. Plural Noun
12. Plural Noun
13. Celebrity (male)
14. Adjective
15. Verb

The Sophisticate

He prefers reading used condoms to playing bung holes.  He'd rather drink sweat than anything else, and only out of tupperware.  He loves the touch of silk and will suck at the sight of a well-made tainted love. He is extremely particular about folding his Pattinson panties in something resembling origami.  He speaks the native tongue of Curacco, all the better to procure rare pisses.  He tried his hand at being a cabana boy but decided it was beneath him.  Instead, he spends his day in pursuit of nipples and anal beads.  Of course, he's as poor as Robert Pattinson was in his slippery days.  If only he had the means to lick in the style to which he's become accustomed!

MAD LIB #2

1. Celebrity (female)
2. Type of liquid
3. Part of the body
4. Celebrity (male)
5. Noun
6. Noun
7. Number
8. Type of Liquid
9. Plural Noun
10. Number
11. Type of event
12. Type of sport
13. Noun
14. Occupation

The Metrosexual

While he professes to love Betty White, the pieces don't add up.  Check the following list to see if your man is a little too into himself.

• Uses lots of spunk in his hair before going out
• Suspect he waxes his vajayjay
• Starts grooving when he hears Kellan Lutz
• Knows the difference between his Isle Esme and his taint
• Showers 50 times a day and his been known to take a bath in sperm
• Owns more than ten pairs of twitchy palms
• Can tie his necktie 17 ways
• Attends The Chicken Farming Expo instead of scissor fighting
• Buys his vicodin based on its color, not its performance
• Secretly wants to be a hair proctologist.