Mad Lib Valentine's

Well it is February and not only is it the month with Valentine's Day in it but it is also American Heart Association's Heart month. As many of you already know Twitarded, My After Car is an XKR and myself are trying to raise money in honor of Snarky's mom with our fundaiser called Twihearted. If you have already donated, thank you. If you haven't, I hope you will go and check out the blog post and the page and consider donating just $1. Every dollar counts in the fight to end heart disease.

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Ok now on to the fun. I am putting all the words into one list below but they will add up to three Valentines when I post the results. I put the titles of each Valentine and which Twilight character I think they go with to help facilitate words... if need be :)

Puppy Love (Jacob)

1. color

2. body part

3. plural noun

4. verb

5. adjective

6. adjective

7. verb

8. noun

9. noun

Be My Valentine (Jasper)

10. adjective

11. adjective

12. holiday

13. verb

14. person's last name

15. verb

16. verb

17. noun

18. noun

19. number

Cupid's Delivery (Edward)

20. adjective

21. body part

22. adjective

23. person

24. noun

25. past tense verb

26. season

27. noun

28. person's last name

29. person playing DML


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Puppy Love (Jacob)

Today I saw him again. When he looks at me with those clear purple eyes, it makes my twat go pitterpat, and I feel as if I have tits in my stomach. When he scrunches his nose, I want to titty fuck him softly. He is so spiky and fucktastic. Tomorrow he will be mine. For now he licks in the store butt hole looking at me. Fist love is hard to resist!


Be My Valentine (Jasper)

He sits across from me. He is so Borderline Phenomenal and tangy. I helped him with his Flag Day mailbox. I hope he dances one in mine. Mrs. Hornswaggle announces that it is time to dry hump our cards. I watch and bite. Will he put a taint in my mailbox? I can't wait to see tomorrow if one is there from him. I made a beautiful Bounty Hunter for him yesterday. Wow, to my surprise there are 50 from him in there!


Cupid's Delivery (Edward)

I am in love with your seductive daughter. I would like to ask for her cock in marriage. She is my idea of a fuckable Eminem. She is the only juicy vagina I have ever loved. We would like to get shackled in Summer. Hopefully Edward's man meat will cooperate on the day we choose. Mr. Shakespeare please allow me to marry Mrs. P.