Good evening Drunk Mad Libbers! Allow us to introduce ourselves. We are Demanda and Jaymes visiting from Borderline Phenomenal and are muy excited to be hosting this evening. So get your drinks ready (execpt for you Myaftercar, you just drink juice or something) and put your dirty thinking caps on because "IT'S TIME!"
As most of you are sick of hearing know, we took a little trip a few weeks ago to L.A. to see/meet 100 Monkeys. This trip was amazaballs. Not only did we get to see a freaking awesome band and some hot pieces of arse...
Borderline Phenomenal and 100 Monkeys unite! |
but we also got to hang out with our lovely twi-besties.
LuvsMeSumEdward wasn't there yet but she was in spririt. |
One thing that would have made this experience even more awesome was if all of you were able to come along with us. So we figured, why not rewrite history and include all of you in the fun. So without further ado, we present to you:
A Borderline Phenomenal DML Trip!
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Last weekend, the bulging Jaymes and Demanda took a trip to L.A. to see 100 Monkeys. They got up at the meat wallet of dawn to drive three hours to Los Angeles. On the way down there, Demanda and Jaymes decided to rock out to some Bieber. Most monkeys think Bieber is a TwiMom but they love to rock out with their foreskins out to his music.
“I just need somebody to PORK!!!! ”, Demanda sang out at the top of her lungs. All of the sudden she stopped and said “I have to go to the bathroom so clammy. Let’s stop somewhere.” They finally found a CVS, bedazzled out of the car and boinked into the store. As soon as they got near the bathroom, they realized this place was a sticky chode. “This place smells like Amanda’s crotch!!” Demanda screamed out loud and Jaymes gave her a flaming hot look. They cried and licked at the sight and smells of this place. It was like someone took all of the sticky moose knuckles in the The Roxy and combined them into this one room to use as a torture chamber. Someone had also pooped on the toilet paper roll which made the situation even more sparkly.
The girls got out of that place as fast as a cum dumpster and continued on their journey. They finally arrived in the squeaky land of Beverly Hills. Demanda had an appointment to get her clit waxed and Jaymes waited vigorously while scanning the area for famous people. She really was hoping to see Jackson Rathbone but sadly, that didn’t happen. She still had just as much fun watching bloated people.
Soon enough, it was night time and the girls were heading to The Roxy to meet the pulsating 100 Monkeys. After a long drive down Sunset Blvd., they finally arrived at The Roxy and met some cum guzzling son of a bitch fans. Jaymes was nervously shaking in her ripped panties but played it cool as a cucumber when she met the band. Jackson was looking as handsome as a robot timberwolf in his salty pants, with his fishy crooked smile. Demanda wanted to yell “Jaaaaaaasper” really tight at the top of her ass cheeks but decided against it. Although they do love him in Twilight, it was nice to see him without that elongated wig and freeway look on his face. When he put his hand on Jaymes' lower back, she got flushed and immediately wanted to shat.
After meeting the band, getting autographs and taking pictures, the girls went next door to get some catfish. They finished and were feeling very fucked so they went back to The Roxy to meet up with all of their DML friends for the show. All of the h00rs had an amazing time, groping alligators and fucking leg hitches. The bands were all explosive and 100 Monkeys were even more cranky live. All in all everything about the weekend made the girls giddy and they can’t wait to do it again someday soon.
The End.
PS- The next day, there was a rumor going around that Rob and Kristen were porntastically at a grocery store in Sherman Oaks. Most likely they were buying blood pumping muscles to go fisting for their naughty role playing game as Edward (Fifty) and Jasper.
Thanks for playing this Borderline Phenomenal edition of DML. Come visit us over BORDERLINE PHENOMENAL and Jayme's BRAND NEW Jackson blog RATHGASM 101!
241 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 241 of 241Ok my cat is starting to freak me out, he's looking down the hallway as if he sees something...gah!
I got my Vanity Fair today. Woot! Lick. Lick. Lick.
what I wrote LOL..like Bukake in action? yeah-just makin shit up haha
Amanda.... yikes! Be more careful when you walk, honey, we don't want to lose you. :)
Okay I posted my picture. The bump may or may not be on Twitter now!
Wow-I tried to take a pic & broke my Blackberry LOL..it was like "hell no"
I love how distracted we all are. Twitpics, cats, bumps, Jamie and Amanda may regret volunteering to host this mayhem...
#42 Licking
#42 FUCKING
#43 Leg Hitches
43. drums
44 explosive
Hello? Anyone still here?
#43 islands
#42 hitching
Just looking at Rob's fingers in those pictures make my dried-up ovaries vibrate. Actually, that should be ovary. I've only got one left.
#45 CRANKY
Doh. Refresh was being a bitch.
#46 Homesick. To be with my h00rs, that is. I heart you all, hard.
@Amy This is a particularly distracted evening. I love it!
46. giddy
@Rugby, if Edward's freeze-dried Testes can pop a load, why can't your Ovaries? Err-Ovary :)
#47 porntastically
Hahha we didnt see the "next" button so we thought no one was playing anymore.
48 Blood pumping muscels
Who else feels like they just got told off?
that's what I'm talkin' about!
#49 fisting (sorry, I know it's ewww)
49. masterbate
50. JASPAAAAH'!
Where the fuck is Charla?
I keep thinking of her with that damn Rihanna song about whips and chains
LOL Jaymes, glad I'm not the only one who was wondering wtf was going on!
Would it eff things up to put RenesmO as a Twilight character for one of the last two? If so, then 50. CHARLIE! If not, then 50. Renesmo!
are we done...didn't we do these last two earlier?
LOL I think of her too!
Laaadies, can't wait to see the results. In the mean time,I'm off to shower off all this DML dirty-ness. Don't worry, I'll be back and better than ever in about 20 min.
can someone throw out a verb ending in ing? we lost one somewhere. (i shouldn't drink)
I think that was for Celebrity? Or just random rambling....
see you peeps over on the twitter!
ing verb? Ball-Draining? lol
Do you still need a verb? I mean, I don't have one. Just wondering :)
Verb: Spulunking
Um, yes. Go with @VWL's ball-draining. LMAO!!
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