Directions

*Pour yourself a glass or four.

*Type ONE ANSWER per comment.

*Write the number, type of word, and your word (i.e. #1 Noun: labia).

*Make it DIRTY.

*Make it CRUDE.

*Make it Twilight-related. (semi-optional)

*Make one of the words “taint." It's a must. The word "taint" is funny ALL THE TIME.

*Oh yeah, I know we'll be a tad bit tipsy, but try to read the other comments,
so we know what number we're on and don't have any repeats.

-Mox

Friday, March 11, 2011

SXSW and Random Fandom Kindness Day

What a day this has been. I hope everyone is safe and doing well.

We do have some amazingly good news today... My After Car is an XKR found out that she is going to have a baby girl! She is very excited and I am so happy for her, her husband and her family.

I would also like to point out that blogs have been set up for My After Car for an online baby shower and a blog each for TwiredJen, Kitty_Elvis and LindsayRae114 for their online wedding showers. Please use the links below to see each blog.

http://myaftercar.blogspot.com/
http://twiredjenjensbridalshower.blogspot.com/
http://kittyelvisbridalshower.blogspot.com/
http://lindsayraesbridalshowerlindsayrae114.blogspot.com/


On to the Mad Libs:

Next week many of our favorite Twitards will be headed to South By Southwest, a huge music festival in Texas. So the first Mad Lib will be to honor their trip to SXSW. Be safe, have fun and send pictures!!

Today 3-11-11 is also Random Fandom Kindness Day per @MrsTheKing and Twitarded. It is a day to show kindness randomly to people in the fandom. So I would like to show my kindness to all of you and thank you so much for playing Mad Libs with us each week.



Happening

1. Verb
2. Number
3. Adjective
4. Adjective
5. Noun
6. Adjective
7. Plural Noun
8. A place
9. Adjective
10. Plural Noun
11. Person in Twilight Saga
12. Animal (plural)
13. Verb ending in "ing"
14. Type of Food (plural)
15. Noun
16. Adjective
17. Noun
18. Verb
19. Noun


Run, don't cram, to join 109 of your closest friends at the greatest bumpy outdoor musical experience of our horny generation. This once-in-a-buttplug event is guaranteed to provide a sparklicious weekend filled with music, peace, love, and weiners in the picturesque setting of Forks High School. Bands such as the Purple Taints, Victoria and the Sloths, the Fucking Cocks, and many more will be rocking the cat butt all night long! This shiny happening will take place rain or jizz bucket, so bitch slap accordingly. It's sure to be a legend... wait for it... ary clitblister!




Peace, Love and Poetry

1. Plural Noun
2. Person in Twilight Saga
3. Verb
4. Noun
5. Plural Noun
6. Adjective
7. Plural Noun
8. Noun
9. Color
10. Part of the Body
11. Verb
12. Noun
13. Plural Noun
14. Adverb
15. A Place


"Peace, Love, and the Pursuit of Turds" by Butt Crack Santa


Teach everyone you meet  to anal probe in perfect harmony.
Reach out and embrace a friend or boot, or go hug a tree!
Preach to BenWa Balls, both big and tangy, to give peace a chance.
And stop and smell Edward's balls, or do a little dance.
Love you neighbors, love your friends, love your dildo too - and love the good ol' USA - the red, the purple, and the blue!
Extend your taint in friendship to everyone you meet.
Invite a stranger to finger fuck, or bring a stray butt plug home to eat.
These random acts of carpet pissing pomeranians will put a smile on a face, and they'll grievously transform the depths of Hell into a better place!

135 comments:

mmMoxie said...

#1 cram

Dangrdafne said...

It might just be us tonight. You were the only one to respond :)

mmMoxie said...

Howdy DD. Hope there's more than just me tonight. That's way too much pressure for me.

Smitten said...

#109

mmMoxie said...

uh oh.

Smitten said...

HI!!!

Jaymes805 said...

I'm heeeere. As much as possible. Hungry and oh so tired :)

mmMoxie said...

YAY. Smitten is here. phew

mmMoxie said...

Hi Jaymes....stay awake!

Dangrdafne said...

Hi Smitten :)

Jaymes805 said...

3. bumpy

Dangrdafne said...

Jaymes I am so glad you are ok except for tired :) Hugs to you

mmMoxie said...

I like the new DML layout! It's very appropriate.

Jaymes805 said...

Hello hello. Tryin to stay awake. Buuut after 1.5 hrs of sleep last night gonna be tough and I might not make sense lol

mmMoxie said...

#4 horny

Jaymes805 said...

Thanks love! Glad to be ok too haha. Got scared for a while there.

Dangrdafne said...

This whole day doesn't make sense so you will be just fine Jaymes :)

Thanks for liking the layout :)

Smitten said...

I'm assuming all is okay at your place Jamie. Yes?

Jaymes805 said...

@smitten yep! so far so good... back home and no more warnings.

Jaymes805 said...

5. buttplug

Smitten said...

#6 sparklicious

mmMoxie said...

#7 weiners

Double_Dippin said...

Hi guise...

mmMoxie said...

Hi DD. we need #8

Dangrdafne said...

Hey Double Dippin

Double_Dippin said...

#11 Victoria

mmMoxie said...

whoa....two DD's.

Twired Jen said...

Hi- Sorry I'm late
:::grabs a glass of wine and plops down on the floor:::

Double_Dippin said...

sorry I didn't know how far you'd get before I poted my answer..

Twired Jen said...

12. sloths

Jaymes805 said...

I think we skipped like 3 numbers somewhere

Smitten said...

#8 Forks High School

Dangrdafne said...

we are at #8

mmMoxie said...

#8 your pooper

mmMoxie said...

I'm trying to keep it moving.

Hi Jen! *waves*

Twired Jen said...

Sorry DD, I saw 11 as the last one and just went...
#9. purple

Twired Jen said...

Hey Mox! Nice to see you here!

mmMoxie said...

#10 old balls

Dangrdafne said...

10. taints

and I used the 11 and 12 given.. so we are at 13

Twired Jen said...
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Cullenary Curser said...

fucking

Twired Jen said...

Ok deleted that last one... (11)
13. Sloths

mmMoxie said...

#14 cocks

Dangrdafne said...

Hmmmm I guess I will accept that #14 LOL!!!

Smitten said...

Hmmm, I never considered cocks to be good. Mr NotSmitten will be very happy to hear this development!

mmMoxie said...

What? Some people eat cocks.

Twired Jen said...

15. cat butt

Jaymes805 said...

Lol Cat butt!

Twired Jen said...

;) Jake is sitting next to me licking his...inspiration.

Double_Dippin said...

#16 UUUNNFFFFF

Smitten said...

OMG don't mind my drunk ass, I meant: never considered cocks to be FOOD. I definitely think they're GOOD!

OMFG. I need another drink.

mmMoxie said...

@Jen, I hope your cat is named Jake and not your fiance.

Double_Dippin said...

Hey how do I refresh this ishh??

Dangrdafne said...

Double Dippin UUNNFF an adjective??

Smitten said...

@Moxie LMFAO!!!!

Shit,now I've lost track of where we are.

Living with Edward said...

HELLOOOOO!!

mmMoxie said...

Helloooooooo LWE

Dangrdafne said...

#16 please

HEY LwE!!!

Living with Edward said...

17. jizz bucket

VampiresWeLove said...

Ack! Totally late! Did I miss it?! :(

TigerlilyRose said...

hey girls are we on 16?

16. Shiny

mmMoxie said...

#16 cantankerous

mmMoxie said...

#16 cantankerous

mmMoxie said...

#17 turd

Jaymes805 said...

Haha Jake the Vampire kitty is licking his butt? I don't think vampires do that, Jen. At least I hope not...

Dangrdafne said...

Nope VWL - we are on #18

Living with Edward said...

18. bitch slap

mmMoxie said...

hmmm. I seem to be a little off tonight. Lets blame the a-a-a-a-alcohol

VampiresWeLove said...

19 Clitblister..thanks TK

Double_Dippin said...

Ok sorry I may have had a momment of instability. here a verb?? What's an adjective supose to da do modify a noun....curly

TigerlilyRose said...

OUCH! VWL!! that sounds painful!

Dangrdafne said...

we made it.

mmMoxie said...

That was really hard.

VampiresWeLove said...

Yeah--ewww

VampiresWeLove said...

That's what she said #surroundedbyguysallthetime

Double_DIppin said...

I just can't do it...

Dangrdafne said...

Its up and so is #2

mmMoxie said...

LMAO good one DD

Jaymes805 said...

I love you h00rs but I'm officially too tired to think... and eat apparently (that NEVER happens) so I'm just reading along being a lurker. Which never happens either.

mmMoxie said...

#1 turds

Smitten said...

rain or jizz bucket ftmfw! lmao!

Dangrdafne said...

Bueller, Bueller, Bueller

mmMoxie said...

I can't do this by myself people! Well, maybe I can.

Dangrdafne said...

I knew I should have just had one but I crazily posted about two from the start. They are just so appropriate for today. Harumph

Living with Edward said...

1st DML soooo funny!

mmMoxie said...

#2 Butt Crack Santa

VampiresWeLove said...

^------Yes!

VampiresWeLove said...

Anal Probing #3

TigerlilyRose said...

#4 boot

VampiresWeLove said...

BenWa Balls #5

Smitten said...

Sorry, I distract easily when I'm drunk.

mmMoxie said...

#5 boobies

mmMoxie said...

#6 tangy

TigerlilyRose said...

#6 adj. squishy

Smitten said...

7 Edward's balls

Dangrdafne said...

TwiKiwi says hello!! She is our guest host next week!!

TigerlilyRose said...

#7 gimp masks

mmMoxie said...

#8 burp

TheRugbymom said...

8 dildoe

haaaay!

VampiresWeLove said...

#9 Purple

TigerlilyRose said...

#9 Fuschia

Dangrdafne said...

RugbyMom!!! Hi

Hey TigerLily too !! Sorry for the delay in my hello

VampiresWeLove said...

10 Taint

TigerlilyRose said...

LOL...no prob DD...Hey to you too!

mmMoxie said...

Nice VWL.....always have to have a taint.

VampiresWeLove said...

I had to-it's required ;)

mmMoxie said...

#11 finger fuck

TheRugbymom said...

Twilight is on TMX

TigerlilyRose said...

#12 butt plug

mmMoxie said...

DD, do I have to take turns or can I just blurt stuff out?

TheRugbymom said...

trouser snake

Dangrdafne said...

Well in 4 more words you can go watch it :) LOL!!!

#12

Living with Edward said...

13 carpet pissing pomeranians

VampiresWeLove said...

blurt blurt blurt #borninabarn

mmMoxie said...

#13 bloody boogers

Dangrdafne said...

blurt out and I will do hostess choice if need be

mmMoxie said...

#14 grievously

VampiresWeLove said...

lmao..cpp

mmMoxie said...

#15 The depths of Hell

VampiresWeLove said...

nice Moxie ;) #13

TheRugbymom said...

I tried to think up rods when I was driving today, but my mind has suddenly gone blank!

TigerlilyRose said...

LOL>>>LWE...I have one of those too...only she hasn't pissed on the carpet forever (that I know of, lol)

VampiresWeLove said...

@Rugby I think about Robs err Rods all the time ;)

Dangrdafne said...

We are done!

TheRugbymom said...

words! not rods!

Imma go shut up now.

Living with Edward said...

TLR: neither has mine! I can't even remember the last time he peed inside. I had him out not that long ago. geez

mmMoxie said...

LOL RM....Your comments make me feel drunker than I am.

VampiresWeLove said...

My stupid dog does it all the time-either that or it's the cat & I'm easily fooled..what am I supposed to use? Vinegar or something?

TheRugbymom said...

thanks Dangrdafne!

Smitten said...

Geez, I step away for one sec and it's done. OK, it was more than a sec, but still, that seemed fast, lol.

Dangrdafne said...

Thanks for playing. #2 is posted!

mmMoxie said...

HA!!! #2 is the shit (get it?)

I'd like to extend my taint to all of you in friendship.

TigerlilyRose said...

LMAO...extend your taint in friendship....ROFL

Smitten said...

OMG fun.

"Invite a stranger to finger fuck, or bring a stray butt plug home to eat" LMAO!!

miss tejota said...

OMG, that was so funny. Thanks for the laughs.