What a day this has been. I hope everyone is safe and doing well.
We do have some amazingly good news today... My After Car is an XKR found out that she is going to have a baby girl! She is very excited and I am so happy for her, her husband and her family.
I would also like to point out that blogs have been set up for My After Car for an online baby shower and a blog each for TwiredJen, Kitty_Elvis and LindsayRae114 for their online wedding showers. Please use the links below to see each blog.
http://myaftercar.blogspot.com/
http://twiredjenjensbridalshower.blogspot.com/
http://kittyelvisbridalshower.blogspot.com/
http://lindsayraesbridalshowerlindsayrae114.blogspot.com/
On to the Mad Libs:
Next week many of our favorite Twitards will be headed to South By Southwest, a huge music festival in Texas. So the first Mad Lib will be to honor their trip to SXSW. Be safe, have fun and send pictures!!
Today 3-11-11 is also Random Fandom Kindness Day per @MrsTheKing and Twitarded. It is a day to show kindness randomly to people in the fandom. So I would like to show my kindness to all of you and thank you so much for playing Mad Libs with us each week.
Happening
1. Verb
2. Number
3. Adjective
4. Adjective
5. Noun
6. Adjective
7. Plural Noun
8. A place
9. Adjective
10. Plural Noun
11. Person in Twilight Saga
12. Animal (plural)
13. Verb ending in "ing"
14. Type of Food (plural)
15. Noun
16. Adjective
17. Noun
18. Verb
19. Noun
Run, don't cram, to join 109 of your closest friends at the greatest bumpy outdoor musical experience of our horny generation. This once-in-a-buttplug event is guaranteed to provide a sparklicious weekend filled with music, peace, love, and weiners in the picturesque setting of Forks High School. Bands such as the Purple Taints, Victoria and the Sloths, the Fucking Cocks, and many more will be rocking the cat butt all night long! This shiny happening will take place rain or jizz bucket, so bitch slap accordingly. It's sure to be a legend... wait for it... ary clitblister!
Peace, Love and Poetry
1. Plural Noun
2. Person in Twilight Saga
3. Verb
4. Noun
5. Plural Noun
6. Adjective
7. Plural Noun
8. Noun
9. Color
10. Part of the Body
11. Verb
12. Noun
13. Plural Noun
14. Adverb
15. A Place
"Peace, Love, and the Pursuit of Turds" by Butt Crack Santa
Teach everyone you meet to anal probe in perfect harmony.
Reach out and embrace a friend or boot, or go hug a tree!
Preach to BenWa Balls, both big and tangy, to give peace a chance.
And stop and smell Edward's balls, or do a little dance.
Love you neighbors, love your friends, love your dildo too - and love the good ol' USA - the red, the purple, and the blue!
Extend your taint in friendship to everyone you meet.
Invite a stranger to finger fuck, or bring a stray butt plug home to eat.
These random acts of carpet pissing pomeranians will put a smile on a face, and they'll grievously transform the depths of Hell into a better place!
135 comments:
#1 cram
It might just be us tonight. You were the only one to respond :)
Howdy DD. Hope there's more than just me tonight. That's way too much pressure for me.
#109
uh oh.
HI!!!
I'm heeeere. As much as possible. Hungry and oh so tired :)
YAY. Smitten is here. phew
Hi Jaymes....stay awake!
Hi Smitten :)
3. bumpy
Jaymes I am so glad you are ok except for tired :) Hugs to you
I like the new DML layout! It's very appropriate.
Hello hello. Tryin to stay awake. Buuut after 1.5 hrs of sleep last night gonna be tough and I might not make sense lol
#4 horny
Thanks love! Glad to be ok too haha. Got scared for a while there.
This whole day doesn't make sense so you will be just fine Jaymes :)
Thanks for liking the layout :)
I'm assuming all is okay at your place Jamie. Yes?
@smitten yep! so far so good... back home and no more warnings.
5. buttplug
#6 sparklicious
#7 weiners
Hi guise...
Hi DD. we need #8
Hey Double Dippin
#11 Victoria
whoa....two DD's.
Hi- Sorry I'm late
:::grabs a glass of wine and plops down on the floor:::
sorry I didn't know how far you'd get before I poted my answer..
12. sloths
I think we skipped like 3 numbers somewhere
#8 Forks High School
we are at #8
#8 your pooper
I'm trying to keep it moving.
Hi Jen! *waves*
Sorry DD, I saw 11 as the last one and just went...
#9. purple
Hey Mox! Nice to see you here!
#10 old balls
10. taints
and I used the 11 and 12 given.. so we are at 13
fucking
Ok deleted that last one... (11)
13. Sloths
#14 cocks
Hmmmm I guess I will accept that #14 LOL!!!
Hmmm, I never considered cocks to be good. Mr NotSmitten will be very happy to hear this development!
What? Some people eat cocks.
15. cat butt
Lol Cat butt!
;) Jake is sitting next to me licking his...inspiration.
#16 UUUNNFFFFF
OMG don't mind my drunk ass, I meant: never considered cocks to be FOOD. I definitely think they're GOOD!
OMFG. I need another drink.
@Jen, I hope your cat is named Jake and not your fiance.
Hey how do I refresh this ishh??
Double Dippin UUNNFF an adjective??
@Moxie LMFAO!!!!
Shit,now I've lost track of where we are.
HELLOOOOO!!
Helloooooooo LWE
#16 please
HEY LwE!!!
17. jizz bucket
Ack! Totally late! Did I miss it?! :(
hey girls are we on 16?
16. Shiny
#16 cantankerous
#16 cantankerous
#17 turd
Haha Jake the Vampire kitty is licking his butt? I don't think vampires do that, Jen. At least I hope not...
Nope VWL - we are on #18
18. bitch slap
hmmm. I seem to be a little off tonight. Lets blame the a-a-a-a-alcohol
19 Clitblister..thanks TK
Ok sorry I may have had a momment of instability. here a verb?? What's an adjective supose to da do modify a noun....curly
OUCH! VWL!! that sounds painful!
we made it.
That was really hard.
Yeah--ewww
That's what she said #surroundedbyguysallthetime
I just can't do it...
Its up and so is #2
LMAO good one DD
I love you h00rs but I'm officially too tired to think... and eat apparently (that NEVER happens) so I'm just reading along being a lurker. Which never happens either.
#1 turds
rain or jizz bucket ftmfw! lmao!
Bueller, Bueller, Bueller
I can't do this by myself people! Well, maybe I can.
I knew I should have just had one but I crazily posted about two from the start. They are just so appropriate for today. Harumph
1st DML soooo funny!
#2 Butt Crack Santa
^------Yes!
Anal Probing #3
#4 boot
BenWa Balls #5
Sorry, I distract easily when I'm drunk.
#5 boobies
#6 tangy
#6 adj. squishy
7 Edward's balls
TwiKiwi says hello!! She is our guest host next week!!
#7 gimp masks
#8 burp
8 dildoe
haaaay!
#9 Purple
#9 Fuschia
RugbyMom!!! Hi
Hey TigerLily too !! Sorry for the delay in my hello
10 Taint
LOL...no prob DD...Hey to you too!
Nice VWL.....always have to have a taint.
I had to-it's required ;)
#11 finger fuck
Twilight is on TMX
#12 butt plug
DD, do I have to take turns or can I just blurt stuff out?
trouser snake
Well in 4 more words you can go watch it :) LOL!!!
#12
13 carpet pissing pomeranians
blurt blurt blurt #borninabarn
#13 bloody boogers
blurt out and I will do hostess choice if need be
#14 grievously
lmao..cpp
#15 The depths of Hell
nice Moxie ;) #13
I tried to think up rods when I was driving today, but my mind has suddenly gone blank!
LOL>>>LWE...I have one of those too...only she hasn't pissed on the carpet forever (that I know of, lol)
@Rugby I think about Robs err Rods all the time ;)
We are done!
words! not rods!
Imma go shut up now.
TLR: neither has mine! I can't even remember the last time he peed inside. I had him out not that long ago. geez
LOL RM....Your comments make me feel drunker than I am.
My stupid dog does it all the time-either that or it's the cat & I'm easily fooled..what am I supposed to use? Vinegar or something?
thanks Dangrdafne!
Geez, I step away for one sec and it's done. OK, it was more than a sec, but still, that seemed fast, lol.
Thanks for playing. #2 is posted!
HA!!! #2 is the shit (get it?)
I'd like to extend my taint to all of you in friendship.
LMAO...extend your taint in friendship....ROFL
OMG fun.
"Invite a stranger to finger fuck, or bring a stray butt plug home to eat" LMAO!!
OMG, that was so funny. Thanks for the laughs.
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