Directions

*Pour yourself a glass or four.

*Type ONE ANSWER per comment.

*Write the number, type of word, and your word (i.e. #1 Noun: labia).

*Make it DIRTY.

*Make it CRUDE.

*Make it Twilight-related. (semi-optional)

*Make one of the words “taint." It's a must. The word "taint" is funny ALL THE TIME.

*Oh yeah, I know we'll be a tad bit tipsy, but try to read the other comments,
so we know what number we're on and don't have any repeats.

-Mox

Friday, May 6, 2011

Up close and personal with mom.....



Happy Mother's Day!

Mad Lib #1

  1. Plural noun
  2. Adjective
  3. Geographic location
  4. Noun
  5. Noun
  6. Verb (past tense)
  7. Noun
  8. Adjective
  9. Small city
  10. Adjective
  11. Noun
  12. Plural noun
  13. Noun
  14. Noun
Case History:
The Spoiled Child

Spoiled children constantly demand new bras to play with, as they are never satisfied with what they have.  History's most well hung example is Henry VIII.  Discontented with his first wife, Catherine of Tahiti, Henry divorced her and wed Anne Boleyn.  But she had a melancholy cadbury creme egg, so he executed her.  His next your mom, Jane Seymour, ran while giving birth, which made Henry cry like a monkey.  He got over it by ordering a new bride from a hairy country.  Unfortunately, when Anne of Hogsmead arrived, Henry screamed that he found her to be too shiny, so he set her aside and married Katherine Howard.  However, she cheated on him so he chopped off her stop sign.  Finally, there was Catherine Parr, the last of his rocket ships, who survived him.  Henry was a spoiled dogsten who grew up to become an even more spoiled hooter.  Someone should have administered a royal time-out!


73 comments:

Dangrdafne said...

1. bras

Dangrdafne said...
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mmMoxie said...

Hi DD. I hope it's more than just us tonight. I'm going to get a complex.

Dangrdafne said...

Please don't get a complex, it has been quiet many of the weeks.

mmMoxie said...

Has the magic of DML started to wane?

Dangrdafne said...

One can only guess. I get asked about it but then people don't show up on Friday night. You know if we say we aren't going to do it 100 people will show up and say you have to but then still not show up LOL!

mmMoxie said...

DO you want to cancel tonight or plow thru the words yourself?

TwitardedMom said...

2. well hung

mmMoxie said...

Hot damn! We've got another player. Hi TM......THANK YOU for showing up.

TwitardedMom said...

I'm absolutely fried, so no telling what I may type.

Dangrdafne said...

3. Tahiti (does that work?) or does it mean West

mmMoxie said...

It works DD :)

TwitardedMom said...

3. Santa's Workshop at the North Pole.

mmMoxie said...

how about a noun for #4 TM?

Dangrdafne said...

I have two others saying they are coming over but we shall see.

Dangrdafne said...

4. Cadbury Creme Egg

mmMoxie said...

This would be less painful if I were drunk.

TwitardedMom said...

4. Your Mom

Dangrdafne said...

Nope, probably not. harumph

Dangrdafne said...

Use TM's 4 as 5 please

mmMoxie said...

ok....but it doesn't really make sense, but I'm desperate.

Dangrdafne said...

@donnersun wants us to try this on saturday. I told her we can hardly get people for Friday, I can't imagine a Saturday but if someone wants to try that it is fine with me. I won't be around for the next 2 Fridays.

Demanda said...

6. ran

mmMoxie said...

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease just throw out some words as quickly as possible.

Dangrdafne said...

then make it mommie dearest or something :)

mmMoxie said...

THANK YOU Demanda!

Dangrdafne said...

7. monkey

TwitardedMom said...

7. big dawg

mmMoxie said...

DD, I'm wondering if DML should be a once a month kind of thing.

Demanda said...

7. moist

mmMoxie said...

we're on to #8

TwitardedMom said...

8. hairy

Rikki_DD said...

8. lick

Demanda said...

HAHA 8. moist
You know I mess up at LEAST once

Dangrdafne said...

I wondered that too. Make it an event type thing. I will email the team for thoughts.

TwitardedMom said...

9. Hogsmead

Demanda said...

9. la push
small yes, city no

Rikki_DD said...

@twitardedmom - Hogsmead - LMAO!! Love it

mmMoxie said...

It's like.....La Push.

TwitardedMom said...

10. stop sign

Demanda said...

8. shiny

mmMoxie said...

I do not believe"stop sign" is an adjective so I'm taking Demanda's "shiny" for #10

TwitardedMom said...

Oops. 10 is an adjetive. Let me try again.

10. tired

Demanda said...

please just shoot me. I mean 10 shiny

mmMoxie said...

I'll use "Stop sign" for #11

we're on to #12 now

Dangrdafne said...

Maybe playing later?

Demanda said...

11.rocket ship

TwitardedMom said...

Mox- can you use Stop Sign as the 11 noun?

Demanda said...

12 rocket ships

Dangrdafne said...

12. pussies


as in cats of course ;)

Rikki_DD said...

12. vibrators

Dangrdafne said...

13. Dogsten

Demanda said...

13 champagne

TwitardedMom said...

14. Hooters

mmMoxie said...

ONE MORE!!! WOOT!

Demanda said...

HAHAHAHA dogsten!!!

mmMoxie said...

i'm changing "hooters" to hooter............ok. we're done and that really fucking hurt. Like getting fucked by Cee Lo Green, missionary style.

I'll post it...but I don't want to do a 2nd. I'm sure you all feel the same way.

Dangrdafne said...

*bows*

Dangrdafne said...

Understood Mox. You have an email :)

Living with Edward said...

Crap! I missed it! My dog is sick and I had a potty emergency.

Living with Edward said...

Crap! I missed it! My dog is sick and I had a potty emergency.

Demanda said...

Oh nooose! I had fun!! <3

Ginny said...

Jsyk ~ I'm always here ~ I just lurk!
Not too creepy... right?
You girls make my Fridays!

Living with Edward said...

I feel so bad that I wasn't here. :(

Dangrdafne said...

Hmmm dog potty or you potty? If you, I wonder if it was the Butter Rum Muffin ;)

I got Dogsten in there ;)

Dangrdafne said...

Lurking isn't nearly as fun as playing though ;)

Living with Edward said...

My own potty, but not the muffin, the muffin is heaven.

I'm kinda worried about my dog though. It's like he has a cold or the flu or something. Dogs don't typically get stuff like that.

LOL, Dogsten.

mmMoxie said...

Finished and about as funny as a car crash. Enjoy

Living with Edward said...

LOL! The lib turned out so funny! Your mom! Always a win.

Dangrdafne said...

Oh no poor Derek

mmMoxie said...

I'm signing off for the night. Thanks for playing guys......and DD....I couldn't (wouldn't) have done it without you :)

Have a great weekend

Dangrdafne said...

I just watched The Other Boleyn Girl last weekend - good movie and well timed for DML :)

Funny that some of the words were actually appropriate in the story.

Dangrdafne said...

Hugs Mox