So - it's no secret that I have a bit of enthusiasm and tend to enjoy DML way too much. I have even been accused of being a cheerleader...
Maybe THIS kind of cheerleader.
Maybe THIS kind of cheerleader.
As well as possessing the ability to sprinkle pixie dust.
So where does all this leave us? Well - it lead you HERE! For one more week of DML debauchery. So - let's do this!
As with my first time hosting, I'll be giving a hint for each of the two. Let the madness begin!
So where does all this leave us? Well - it lead you HERE! For one more week of DML debauchery. So - let's do this!
As with my first time hosting, I'll be giving a hint for each of the two. Let the madness begin!
Mad Lib #1
Hint: The vampires come out at night!
1. Plural Noun
2. Verb ending in "ing"
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6. Part of Body
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8. Verb ending in "ing"
9. Part of the Body (Plural)
10. Verb ending in "ing"
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14. Adverb
15. Part of the Body (Plural)
15. Part of the Body (Plural)
Afraid of the Dark
I was home alone and scared out of my boobs. I could hear the wind humping, and off in the distance a taint was howling. I crossed the room, locked the jizz, and climbed into bed pulling the butt plugs over my ballsack. Then it happened. I could hear a disco pole sucking up the stairs. My clits started to chatter and my knees began cockblocking. The flogger was thrust open and there was a huge Uma Thurman's nostril with hair all over its swollen nipples. It was my father. "Hi, we're home," he said greedily. "Hope you weren't afraid of staying home alone." "No," I said, lying through my Robert Pattinson's balls.
Mad Lib #2
Hint: What Edward may sing to Ren- ugh! I can't even type it!!!
1. Adjective
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9. Verb Ending in "ing"
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Nursery Rhymes
When some creepy school students were asked what nursery rhymes popped into their crooked cocks or were on the tip of their elbows, these were their enormous answers:
Jack and Jill went up the vagina to fart a pail of semen. Jack fell down and broke his pocket pussy and Jill came skull-fucking after.
Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your beefy meat grow? With slippery bells and succulent shells and throbbing veins all in a row.
Three blind dripping taints, see how they run. They all went after the riding crop's wife, who fucked off their scrotal cacks with an inebriated knife. Did you ever slurp such a burp in your life as three cradling mice.
235 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 235 of 235@mmMoxie - makes sense. Thanks for sharing with us.
I'm here! WTF? Did I miss BOTH DMLs? You greedy bitches.
@ Lisa - perfect timing... for the end :(
Did Mrs. P hijack Lisa's profile?
@Lisa: Greedy bitches?!! It's 10:17! What the crap?!
I didn't want to rush my family. I got home turned on the computer, changed into my pjs, got a glass of wine (ok, two), and missed the whole thing??
It's only 9:17 here :(
Did a fuck it up again? Didn't it start at 8:30 my time, DD?
@ Lisa - They were on FIRE tonite. You should go back and read the comments, it is pretty funny.
@Lisa: Well, at least it ends in 17 in both places.
I have to say it: butt plug = ka-ching!
9:30pm EST, 8:30pm Lisa time, 7:30pm MST, 6:30pm PST, Arizona/Mox time.
They were on fire tonight because I wasn't here? LOL!
So are we taking this show on the road to twitter?
and awaaaayyyy we go...
Just reading the first DML "Afraid of the Dark." Who the hell put in Uma Thurman's nostril?! *shudders*
Just reading the first DML "Afraid of the Dark." Who the hell put in Uma Thurman's nostril?! *shudders*
@Lisa - we were on fire cuz I'm here LOL
@DD I love that you had to remind Lisa of the start times. I am taking notes so I don't miss it.
@Lisa - glad I was able to finally join in. Nice that ppl don't get as sick in summer so I can leave work early!
I put Uma Thurman's nostril, and I hate it just as much as you do *shudder shudder*
DML #2 is UP and hilarious!!! Great job ladies! It's been so fun hosting again!
Thanks for making my night hilarious!
NOW - I need to get inebriated!!!
That's what I thought, 8:30 pm my time. You did both Mad Libs in 40 minutes.
Awwwww...just read last week's Mad Lib and I made an appearance. Thanks whoever did that. Amy?
OMFG!!!!! #2 fucking killed me! I have NEVER slurped such a burp in my life!
Oh my god, the secon lib is fantastic!!
Thanks SV! You did an awesome job tonight. You even got a little tough and you know how that turns me on.
@ Lisa - wait you only read my hosted DML from last week, tonite????!!!!
@TC - You made it. Awesome!
@Mox - Well as long as you hate it as much as I do. It's going to kill me to see him doing her in Bel Ami, as Mrs. P pointed out.
@SV thanks for hosting sweetie!
where has TigerlilyRose been lately?
#2 is simply hilarious. Love how they're set to such innocent things.
THANKS HOS!!!
Holy hell! The second DML is so wrong that it's right.
Jack and Jill went up the vagina to fart a pail of semen. Jack fell down and broke his pocket pussy and Jill came skull-fucking after.
LMAO!!
Ok, going to see who's on twitter. Of course, of Twired Jen is there, I probably won't be able to tweet ;)
You're too organized, Amy. That must be why it went so fast.
XXXOOO
Lisa
@DD - Um. Yeah. Total bloggy bestie fail. *hangs head in shame*
@Lisa - STFU!!! I've missed plenty of times! Just make sure you get to drunk tweeting and I'll consider it squashed. :P
"Jack and Jill went up the vagina to fart a pail of semen"
Hoooooly shit, you ladies are fucking amazing. I am DYING reading these.
And I kind of want to call Twitarded "Three Blind Dripping Taints" now.
OMFG - these are too funny. I LOVE the second one, especially!!! LMAO
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