Happy Friday the 13th, h00rettes!
It has been a VERY lucky one for some of us.
But I won't go "there."
I'll just go here instead.
And here.
One swift yank and... Oh. Sorry. That's not what you came for.
*coughyeahrightcough*
Let the games begin!
1. Adjective
2. Adjective
3. One of Rob’s Nicknames
4. One of Rob’s Nicknames
5. Animal
6. Verb
7. Noun
8. Noun
9. Part of Body
10. Adverb
11. Adjective
12. Adverb
13. Adjective
14. Adjective
15. Part of Body
16. Adjective
17. Noun
18. Noun
19. One of Rob’s Nicknames
DML #1 Results
My "Dream Man"
My "Dream Man" should, first of all be very squishy and bulging. He should have a physique like Flippy, a profile like Spunk Ransom, and the intelligence of a penguin. He must be polite and must always remember to masturbate my long baby hair, to tip his belt and to take my taint when crossing the street. He should move twattishly, have a veiny voice, and should always dress convincingly. I would also like him to be a bug-ridden dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper hateful nothings into my foreskin and hold my sparkly creepstache. I know a child molester van is hard to find. In fact the only one I can think of is Mr. Moxie's.
224 comments:
1 – 200 of 224 Newer› Newest»1. Adj. Squishy
#2 bulging
Hey, Amy! You feeling better?
Mox, I've missed you!
#3 flippy
#3 flippy
4. Spunk Ransom
so now I'm saying things twice...
You stuttered Mrs. P! LMAO!
Flippy. Oh, geez. I forgot about that one. LMAO!
THanks Lisa. I'm glad I"m here. I considered reading some more Eclipse. I'm almost done. Not sure if I should go ahead and read Breaking Dawn again or not.
Do it, Mox! It's just not right unless you finish. :)
#5 penguin
Uh oh. I gotta take a dump. Talk amongst yourselves.
6. Verb - masturbate
Mox must have just seen the new pap photos...
So, what do you think Mox had to eat for supper?
I want to know how on earth that boy's pants are staying up.
TMI MOX!!!!! Ewww!
Geez. I was just getting ready to ask where you were, LwE. I wish we could figure out how they're staying up and make it so they don't ;)
I think his pants are listening to the back of his shirt
Mox probably went off to read Breaking Dawn now, Amy.
@Mrs. P: Holy crap! LMAO!!!!
LOVE the Beastie Boys shirt! And is that COKE in his hand?!!!
Late but here, where are we?
@Lisa:Just as long as I'm there when they fall down.
Just now read the comment about the pap pics, Mrs. P. *tut*
Nope. I really did take a dump. I feel much better now. What # are we on?
Oh my gosh, where are we??
We need #7 Noun.
You pull, LwE, and I'll . . . never mind. LOL!
So, Mrs. P. Guess what came to my house today finally?
we're on 7
#7 - long baby hair.
7 noun turd burgular
At this rate, I may get to play! I hope you washed your hands, Mox.
you're full size jacob?
8. belt
@Lisa - Of course I washed my hands. I have some class. I didn't even take a picture of it.
hold up...twired jen is tweeting me. I've confused her in her comments...
9 taint
9. Body - ear canal
#9 "Man Meat" sorry...late to the DML party ;)
Shocker!
Welcome back, P_C. You win bonus points for making Mox happy with #9.
10 adv twattishly
I just tweeted you back Jen
We need DD to do #10!!! She's not here though - so who's up?
YAY! (doing the happy dml bonus points dance)
#11 - veiny
11. bug-ridden
Thanks M ;) FML, what's an adverb again???
12 convincingly
It ain't easy to make me happy
an adverb ends in "ly" that's all I remember
13. Bug-ridden
12. adverb: sideways
13 adj - cunt-tastic
Yes! I got #13 on Friday the 13th!
14) hateful
15 - foreskin
#15 part of body: clit-hood.
Way to go, SV. Your lucky number :)
16. Adjective: Sparkly?
Pretty sure #14 may have to be put before the barkeep for a ruling.
#16 - pointy
17 noun creepstache
#18 - child molester van
17. dead hooker
17. Noun: Robs Crotch.
19 Claudia
17) candy cane
Live your avi btw PC.
Almost done with #1 (DML I mean).
#19 - Mr. Moxie
LWE---awesome nickname!
18. Noun: Twat
Hey Mox! We could put my dead hooker in your child molester van! LMAO!!!
And Lisa! I almost got #17 too! Not quite quick enough though.
19. Gawd
Mrs. P, I will make your #17 #18 instead.
@Lisa - Thanx!
@SV - totally!
the dead hooker goes in the cho mo van only if the driver has a creepstache
sounds good...
are you treating me with tender love and kindness today Lisa...I can sense it....LMAO!
I still have to read everyone's blogs. I got a lot of catching up to do since I haven't been online for a week. I think I"ll pour that drink now. BRB
Ok, h00rs. That concludes DML #1. Go refill your drinks; wipe your ass better if you were in a hurry, Mox; and I will launch DML #2.
I'll work on getting the first one together. (How am I doing, SV?)
@PC - HELL yeah!!!
Does beer before liquor count when you have only had one beer. I'm really wanting some Vodka/lemon soda right about now.
:) excellent.....
Lisa - you're doing AMAZING!!!
...I need to go look at those get off my dick pics again....
1. Adj. - taint-tastic
2 body part monster cock
I"m confused. Which post are we commenting on and where is the finished ML#1?
3. Fluffer
Is anyone else concerned that the results aren't up?
oh crap....the other comment field or this one?
i dunno but ml#2 is up
#4 fucked
Lisa's working on it. :)
oh crap. I sense a dml trainwreck.
should we cease and desist or keep going???
#5 - for fucking ever
...mm..train....jacob jankowski...rob...yeah
fucking figures...it's a Mrs. P themed DML and it's all screwey
6 adj- amazaballs :)
I think Mackie was represented nicely, don't you Mrs. P?
#6 ridiculously huge
7. The Precious
8 adv- disturbingly
I just found jen in the other comment field. Feel free to read those comments at your leisure...LMAO!
Dammit! I wanted to make #7 The Situation
People..am I actually the only one following directions? Or was I wrong is posting there?
ROFL Mrs. P - you know where I"m headed right now.
You were right jen...just we all stayed here. I came and got you though...
so do we stay or do we go?
#10 Puzzles
9. Adjective - clusterfucked
11 redlining
Well we could just stay and sing Billy Idol songs.
shit I skipped ahead...I have dibs on #1 though, since I was "right" and all...lmao..jk
Sooo.....let's just stay here.
#12 fucking
#12 Sipping.
13 moaned
13. bat-infested
I don't know why but I am hysterically laughing here...LMAO!
I don't know why but I am hysterically laughing here...LMAO!
Whats with all the infestations?
14- anally fisted
@Mrs.P: That was twice as funny!
WTF? Now i'm double posting again????
LOL! Got all lost! Fuck!
14. beguiling
#14 fucked
Is everyone doing the same list???????
15. fist pump
That's for you Mox.
Um...OK...let's remember this is about me. Let's not put too many fists in too many holes...LMAO!
15. french braid
LOL thanks SV
LMAO- ok, 16 ~ fuckhot boots
16, your mom
Hold up...this is about MRs. P?
#16 -The DEBIL
16. Lisa's House.
17 blogged
17. humped
#17 butted
#19 pole danced
18. slap
I feel so bad for Lisa right now.
19. leg hitched
19) rocked
20. leg hitched
20) rocked
20 forked
19. butt-fucked.
LwE - Me too!!!
Now we have a double leg hitch? LMAO! Why can't I rock????? LOLOL!
21. your mom!
21. Red Room Of Pain.
#20 double dipped
dammit! I"m too slow tonight. I post one # and 5 pop up in front of me.
Mrs. P - No way! I didn't get it for 19 so I had to repeat for 20. :P
22. Areola
22) thighs
WTF?? I am over there stomping my foot in the comments for DML #2, and you h00rs are over here?? I need another glass of wine...
23 vemon
OMG we should have a communal DML in FOOORRRKKKS. I volunteer my room seeing as I'm solo ;)
#24 chocolate starfish
JEN! My areola!!!???!!! LMAO!!!!
23. Rob-spooge
Lisa- I started over there thinking I was a dumbass and missing something..thankfully Margaret came and picked me up.
24. happy trail
Oh shit Mox...fucking hysterical
25 - taint..teehee
#26 surly
SHIT Mrs. P forgot this was supposed to be about you. Grrrrreat. I'm a dork.
@Jen - Well, my game, my rules. We are not dumbasses.
@Jen---suuuure you forgot lmao!
28. Escala
27) rocked
27. ass fucked
29) robs bathroom
29 should be escala...no?
29. Mrs. P's house
28. Bite Pack
30. criminally insane
Wow, butt sex, chocolate star fish, ass fucked. Sounds like we're writing a one shot here. Just sayin'.
Mrs P...yes but i didn't look ahead...and a noun can be a person, place or thing right? Shoulda looked headed.
Lisa- Did I call someone a dumbass???
well..we also have the red room of pain and escala...we must be missing fifty..but did you know theres a sequil!
OMG. I cannot wait for Forks. That is all.
For the record, I would like to state the REAL Mr. Moxie does not have a child molester van.
Speaking of Bite Pack, that is what came in the mail today, Mrs. P - my "Proud Member Of The Bite Pack t-shirt. She's black with red and white tex. Love it!
no jen...just saw 'place' on the list and thought maybe you were going for the wrong #. nevermind...
You called yourself a dumbass, Jen, and since I was over in the comments for DML #2 waiting, you called me one, too. LMAO!!
@Mox - *whispers* Does it look like an ice cream truck?
I should have looked ahead and saved it for that one. Damn.
Duly noted, Mox!
WOOT Lisa! How is it? OK?
Oh, Christ, I meant *text* not *tex*. The shirt did not come with Jasper Whitlock, ma'am.
Lisa *muah*
ROFL. tex.
This vodka is going straight to my head.
...oh, I think I'd pay good money for a shirt that came with Jasper...
@Lisa---it came with a white tex? How about a tan one? LMAO!
@Mrs. P - It's awesome. It's a very high-quality t-shirt for this very low-quality girl ;)
Alright I'm going to twitter...need more ice for my drink...bb
I took my mom to see Eclipse last Sunday. It was a matinee. The theater was fucking PACKED. I couldn't believe it.
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