I am in a giving mood tonite, so we will have THREE Mad Libs to play.
Kind of like the Three Wise Men but we're cuter and most likely drunker for most of you ;)
Let's get on with the show...
Hidden Present
1. Verb ending in ing
2. Holiday
3. Person
4. Place
5. Adjective
6. Adjective
7. Animals
8. Noun
9. Person
10. Verb
11. Past tense verb
12. Adjective
13. Verb
14. Plural Noun
15. Past tense verb
16. Noun
17. Noun
18. Noun
19. Noun
20. Noun
21. Place
22. Person
23. Person
24. Verb ending in ing
Ok so I was spewing! I'm a kid, I'm supposed to snoop, especially around Talk Like a Pirate time! What Dangrdafne doesn't snoop? I just so happened to be in our Baton Rouge room. Normally I'm not up there, it's hoorish and quaggy. Plus there are three toed sloths, yuck! I couldn't help myself! There it was right by my little sister's old dickle. Guess Robert Pattinson didn't think I would LARP it. I fucked it, it felt raw. Should I suckle it? Looking closer I saw some vampires. I got even closer and came it was a heat-seeking moisture missle! The hidden dirt bewbie was alive! A yelp came from the tennis racket. I opened the PAP smear and to my surprise a cum guzzling twat waffle was inside! Guess who else was hidden in the button fly of Rob's pants? My unicorn husband and Kristen Stewart just knew I was dry humping.
#2
Christmas Tree
1. Month
2. Verb
3. Place
4. Adjective
5. Adjective
6. Place
7. Verb
8. Noun
9. Verb
10. Noun
11. Adjective
12. Adjective
13. Color
14. Adjective
15. Verb
16. Verb
17. Noun
18. Exclamation
19. Holiday
Every January we drink to a tree farm far away in New Zealand. Not just any hairy farm, a juicy tree farm under Eddie's nose. My Dad and I slurp onto the hairy bush to grind for the perfect Escala. Some people like them delicious and scruffy and some like them fuscia and fat. We are searching for a tall and turgid one! "Over there!" I exclaim, " Dad it's over there!" Off we drank excessively, saw in hand to grind this year's Beaver Basher down. Harder it's National Growler Day finally!
Mad Lib #3 cancelled
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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to my most favorite people in the world!
I truly hope you have the most amazing holiday season!
From the members of DML,
we all thank you for spending your Friday nights with us this year
and we can't wait to do it all again in 2011!!
See you on Friday January 7, 2011!!
225 comments:
1 – 200 of 225 Newer› Newest»1. Spewing
Hello hello!!
Hello!!!
Hey!
2. Talk Like a Pirate Day
HELLLOOOOO my sexy h00rs!
Christmas....
Well this could take awhile with only two players :)
3. dangrdafne
Welcome ThatKrisibanJen!!
Hey Jaymes
thanks! @LCM174EV invited me. I'm new t this sooooo yea...
Hello!!
Hi hi!
you go in order, hit f5 to resfresh, and post the number then your word
Hi ThatKrisbianJen! Love the name :) Welcome to DML.
4. Baton Rouge
Hello LwE!
Well TKJ (for short if you don't mind) welcome - we are just a little crazy. Also please make sure to put the number of the word you are doing :)
5. h00rish
I feel like we are in slow motion tonite but I don't want to complain and make it all fall apart LOL
6. Quaggy
I wish it was slower last week. I thought my head was going to fall of from spinning so much.
What up?! Travis's gf and I are watching Wall-E and almost forgot to get over here.
#5 sexy
We are in slow mo. Where is everyone?
7. Three toed sloths
What does Quaggy mean??
ohai ladies!
Hi Lisa!! I LOOOVE Wall-E. I may or may not have cried when I watched it. Hint: I did.
LMAO!! Quaggy. Good call LCM17 ;)
8. Dickle
Hi TheRugbymom!!
I love that your same has "mom" in it.
ohhh lol.... im no good at this... just here for the party..
Quaggy means flaccid or limp dick
#9 Robert Fucking Pattinson
Hey RugbyMom!!
I read last week's and can't imagine how you kept up. It was crazy. I even chose to do three thinking we would be busy tonite. Well we will just take our time. Get to know each other. Write a novel. Etc...
@Lisa: I thought his middle name was Thomas
10. LARPing!
@LwE - Fucking is his middle name. Obv :)
Jen you got this. go ahead and have something ready for one and then jump on it when it is time.
@17foreverlisa: I had to. same with Dickle!
#10 Fucking
predictable aren't I?
Fine
#11 Fucked
Dickle. I still have my word to get in ;)
Hi Jaymes805 :)
It was tough. That's for sure.
A novel? Perhaps we could make some money off it.
Ok I don't know what Dickle or LARPing is. Help!
or just LARP for 10. Wrong tense, sorry.
11. sucked
1... fucking?
12 raw
LARP is Live Action Role Playing. It's quite possibly the most hilarious thing I've ever seen. It's like role playing IRL.
http://www.mycitybynight.co.za/larping-is-cool-or-not/
LwE - *giggles*
CC - Look at you here playing :)
Can I cheat this week? Sure. I think I set up this blog.
#17 - Dirt
LARP live action role play
Dickle, a word used to describe an engorged clit
Welcome ThatKrisbianJen!
Please, yall, watch the 24-second video on that website. You will laugh, I promise!!
Thanks @17foreverlisa
16. heat-seeking moisture missle
This is my first time.
14. Vampires
17foreverlisa - I like to pop by every now and then. You know, grace you people with my presence ;)
Hostess rules are in play Lisa :P so we shall see what happens for #17 on the 17th!
Okay must focus. 13 suckle
Did we get a 13?
Unless i missed 13, we need a 13 verb.
lol i fucking suck at this.. I have noooo idea how you got suckle or anything..
My After Car just put suckle for 13
Thank you XKR for #13
DD, Jaymes805 sad she was going to be prepared tonight by going to thesaurous.com. LOL!
FYI - Mrs. P isn't here tonight because it's her son's birthday. Starlit Violets has been sick. Not sure where the hell Mox is though. Anyone talk to her on twitter?
@My After Car Is An XKR - watched it. all I can say is: huh! and people make fun of us?
15 came
17 bewbie
@TheRugbyMom IKR??? We are *way* cooler than that.
lol I am NOT prepared like I said I would be. Work kicked my ass today and I lagged.
I had a word in my head all day and now I've forgotten it.
You are doing great TwitardedMom, glad you could play with us.
16. heat-seeking moisture missle
Thank you, DD. Mwah!
CC, don't let a LaPush wave knock you on your ass. Just sayin'. LOL!!
Jaymes805, my son's gf couldn't believe I hadn't seen Wall-E yet. She says the loves this movie. Of course, I'm watching it and all of the people are fat, having everything brought to them, surviving electronically . . . while I have my son's laptop on my lap, my cell phone next to me to watch email/twitter, and my husband built a fire in the fireplace and has been refilling my wine glass for me. Um. Yeah. They are totally making fun of me in that movie!!
18 angry purple head
18. Tennis Racket
@Edward: Tennis Racket?
Tennis Racket Edward??? interesting choice of words
Evening Edward!
19 PAP smear
19. cum guzzling twat waffle
someone once called me and @amandakmelby that. That someone is a bitch.
@TheRugbymom: Hellooooo!
20 taint
I am making Jaymes's #19, #20 FYI
21 Inside Rob's button fly
21. Your mom's house
lol thanks!
22. My unicorn husband
#22 - Kristen Fucking Rob Stewart
@LwE: Nobody wants to hear about him.
@17foreverlisa- yeah yeah yeah. :P
Ummm Lisa is it critical I use your colorful words in your person choices?
Damn it, LwE. I call blog owner rights. Use my #22 for #23.
LMAO I already did it. I didn't even notice you had #22 also. LOL!! And blog owner does NOT trump hostess who is filling in for said blog owner!!!
@Lisa: She picked a stupid person anyway.
Of course, DD. LOL!! It's your mad lib, girlie. Do what you have to :)
Edward - You sound a little jealous. You know I love you best.
24: dry humping
Edward, you are walking a thin line.
Oooo look at LCM!! You had #1 and the last one #24. Good job!
Off to post the mad lib and #2. Be back soon.
careful LwE he may dry hump your face while you sleep!
*pouts* You're right, DD ;)
Edward - Cover your ears for a minute. Covered? Good. *whispers* Men are stupid. js
CC - *giggles*
@LwE: Then it's a good thing I have such great balance. I will prevail!!
@Lisa: Perhaps you can help me with a little operation I call "Kill the Unicorn"?
LCM17 - One week later and you have the hang of this game ;)
Edward - I'm all yours...er...ears. Talk to me.
THERE ARE NO MEN, ONLY BOYS!!
#1 is up. #2 is ready to go.
Lisa, thanks! I tried and the
2yroldclone was distracting me tonight. But I also am not drinking so that is probably the biggest benefit to my abilities!
Son just got home from work. Off to visit a little bit and get a refill. Be back...
allright @Twitarded Mom - jump in anytime!
1. January
Boo, going to have to miss the rest. Can't wait to read them! xoxo
LCM174EV is on a roll!! woo hoo!
What XKR?? noooooo
That first one is sooooo funny!
@Edward: You are not going to get Lisa to help you kill my husband!! What is wrong with you?!
LOL! "DIRT" BEWBIE?!?!? Who's idea was it to add the dirt? :)
@Edward - maybe you can get Jacob the werechipmonk to help you
Lisa chose #17 early and then TwitardedMom chose Bewbie - I liked both and invoked hostess choice :)
"little sisters old dickle" BWAHAHAHAH!
That was great!
haha sweet! I figured it was Lisa who chose "dirt". Verrrrrry funny. :)
@TheRugbymom: That boy/chipmunk is beyond useless in his state. I can't tell you how many times one of has has almost drank him. He looks just like the wild chipmunks outside. I tell him to stay out of the back yard but he doesn't listen.
@Edward - maybe next weekend there will be some reindeer in your neighborhood! Maybe Santa will bring you a nice treat!
Ok so shall we just let the rest of the Mad Libs go and we can all get back to our holiday doings?? I don't mind if that is what you all choose.
Hi honey, I'm home!
Please don't stop now, I just got here! #3! #3!
Actually we are only one #2 of #2 and it has been 1 hour.
Jaymes805 - I laughed out loud today when you said on twitter that you wished we had JJ and STY's dirt book of words.
DD - That turned out fantastic!!
2 drink
an hour? that can't be right!
I'm having some amazing blogger issues. I hope this comment posts.
We started at 9:30 and it is now 10:30 EST
I just read #1, fucking hilarious! Loved the last sentence...
come on @TwiKiwi - give us a #3
@TheRugbymom: I would love that!!
@LwE - blame Edward
@LwE-My blogger is being an assbag too.
@Lisa- haha I didn't even realize I said dirt book until a while later. I was like why are they all making fun of me? Then I went back and say "dirt book" lol
#3 - Baton Rouge
Sorry I got confused... so, where are we? Gawd, you'd think I was the drunk one...
#3
Jaymes805 - Welcome to my world. I get made fun of all the time ;)
#4 dripping
@DD: Oh, I do.
#3 - New Zealand, obviously.
3. Edwards Pee hole
Where the hell have you been IH50?
4: hairy
#5 Juicy
#6 under Eddie's nose
7: slurp
@Lisa - at the mall. Carnage. I'm rocking quietly on the couch now, traumatized.
#6 Escala :)
Welcome Twisted Gingers!
#8 hairy bush
oooo! use Escala for #8!
Edward's pee hole? LMFAO!
Dafne, it's LCM I am working on a blog with a friend. I didn't realize it would post our name here! LOL
I will use Escala for #10. We need #9 verb
9: grind
OOooo I see Twisted Gingers - you are just trying to mess with my brain now. I love the name :)
#9 grinding
Hi Muffin Top!
Ok now to #11 adjective
#10 - faded jeans
thanks, it is me and my BF @gingermimzy. We have been talking about doing it for 2 years, and have finally decided to start it. It is mostly for us, because we crack each other up, but hopefully a few others will enjoy it too.
Welcome Twisted Gingers!
Glad you could make it Muffin Top.
@LCM / Ginger - great minds think alike for #9!
#11 delicious
#11 scruffy
#12 scuffy
Lisa your #11 is #12 now. On to #13 please
Exactly!
13 fuscia
Hey sexy ladies!!!
IH50 - Did you get all your Christmas shopping done? I'm impressed you went out shopping. The bacon and eggs must have helped the hangover ;)
#13 - Golden
aww Iheartfifty! ooohhh I just started reading MotU tonight! LOVE IT
14 turgid
@Lisa - they did, although I didn't manage to leave the house until 2pm! It's really hot and raining here, so traffic and shops are chaos. I'm shattered now, oh, and never drinking again.
#14 Turgid
Sure sign you've been drinking = DML is super HARD!
Twisted Gingers - What is MotU?
@RugbyMom - jinx! hmmm, wonder where our minds are...
#15 drinking excessively
Ok wait how did The Rugby Mom and I heart Fifty choose Turgid - I word I have no idea what it means - for the same #???? You ladies are scaring me.
@muffin top - new avi?
IH50 - LOL!! I'll remember that you said that. Famous last words ;)
@Twisted gingers - AWESOME!
@Lisa - ??????
@dangrdafne - you need to read more fanfiction!
17ForvereLisa its LCM fyi
Master of the universe
@TheRugbymom yeah, i like to mix it up ;)
@DD - freaky coincidence.
Turgid: opposite of flaccid.... does that help you? Or I could give you another clue... engorged.
:)
17: Beaver Basher
Turgid is pretty much the opposite of flaccid, DD. Right, girls? And that is totally weird that you both said the same word for the same number. Pretty sure that's the first time it's been used on DML, too.
Edward - How you holding up, babe?
#15 teabagging
If only I had more hours in the day.
@dangrdafne you know @TheRugbymom is right - you must read more fic, especially MoTU!!!
Lisa, are you ok? Or are you tryin to mess with us?
Oh yeah, and #15 - sparkling
did I go out of order, Sorry!
We need #16, #18 and #19
#16 grinding
What? Twisted Gingers is LCM17? I need another drink. Imma confused. And you should totally know I'm bullshitting you then on needing to know what MotU is. It may be a fight to the death with I_Heart_Fifty, but I am MotU's #1 fan...and I will win that fight.
and I think *I* need a drink - oh my
#19 National Growler Day
18: HARDER
@TwistedGingers I love it HARDER
Ok, well, that finishes #2. I need your take on doing #3. There are 16 words in it. Let me know.
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