MiniE Starts DML Off Right!

WELCOME!!! Tonight we are kicking off a new revolution in DML! It's dirtier, drunker, and drenched in debauchery! I am your host for the evening, StarlitViolets, from:

***Violet Delights***

I'd also like to introduce my partners in crime and their home blogs:

DangrDafne Days of Delirium - hosted by our one and only DangrDafne

17 forever - hosted by the lovely 17foreverlisa

*And, of course - the original home of DML and its Queen*

Twilight SagaPalooza - hosted by none other than mmMoxie

The four of us will be taking turns hosting, so you get a little variety in your weekly dose of DML! This week though - you're stuck with me! I may have my own style, but we'll pretty much stick to mmMoxie's formula that has grown DML into a regular Friday night lush lounge!

So pick up a drink or two, set Twitter aside, and toss in your two cents, or more if you want to! And if you've been a lurker and always wanted to play DML - this is your shot! Just jump in and give us a few of your dirtiest.

When I found out I was going to be hosting, I knew I needed some help and LOTS of Mad Libs! So MiniE and I took a little trip to Barnes & Noble. And here's what we ended up with...

I finally got the Mad Libs away from MiniE by bribing him...

...with a little Bree Tanner action... He's such a perv!

Since we've somehow inexplicably been able to relate Twilight to EVERYTHING, I figured I should do the same for DML - so - I'll be giving a convoluted "hint" each time I host that is both the reason I picked it and a small clue as to what we're dealing with tonight. LET'S DO THIS!!!

Mad Lib #1

Hint: Dirty Pirate Hookers From Whore Island!

1. Noun

2. Adjective

3. Verb

4. Adverb

5. Noun

6. Adjective

7. Plural Noun

8. Plural Noun

9. Plural Noun

10. Part of the Body

11. Noun

12. Noun

13. Noun

14. Noun

15. Part of the Body

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If you haven't already, read the directions up top and leave your answers in the comments. I'll post it soon after we finish. We MAY even do two... If the first is DIRTY enough.

Talk Like a Pirate

Ye can always pretend to be a bloodthirsty Robowski, threatening everyone by waving yer gangly sword in the air, but until ye learn to suck like a pirate, ye'll never be seductively accepted as an authentic greasy taint. So here's what ye do: Cleverly work into yer daily conversations putrid pirate phrases such as "Ahoy there, boobs," "Avast, ye butt pirates," and "Shiver me scrotums." Remember to drop all yer gs when ye say such words as sailin', spittin', and fightin'. This will give ye a/an Sparkle Peen start to being recognized as a swashbucklin' cock holster. Once ye have the lingo down pat, it helps to wear a three-cornered clit hood on yer head, stash a/an cum bubble in your pants, and keep a/an peg-legged dildo perched atop your GUNT. Aye, now ye be a real pirate (hooker)!

Mad Lib #2